On the Possibility of Zai He with Black Time

"Get on the scale and let the weight do the talking."

Frost Leaf made a demon declaration to the three troublemakers with a blank face.

Unexpectedly, she would play cards in such an unreasonable manner. San Zha Zai's expression suddenly became a little stiff. It happened that the clerk next to him made a wave of assists here, and turned around excitedly and found a weighing scale from the glove box. Put it in front of Sanzai.

"Ah! Look here, look here. Mr. Dazai recently bought a weighing scale to compare the weight before and after in order to cooperate with Dr. Yosano's medical operation to prevent patients from 'losing certain organs' or 'falling certain tools in the body' after the operation. , I never thought it would come in handy here!"

Hearing these words, the three slaughters secretly used their eyes to kill one of them who was lagging behind.

"Then are you going up by yourself now, or do you want me to carry you up one by one?" Shuang Ye said, and took a step closer to the slaughters in a pretentious manner.

So the three slaughters took a few steps back in fright, but the current situation could no longer allow them to resist. Just as Shuangye was about to hug the struggling Dazai to the weighing scale one by one, one of the Dazai immediately pursed his lips , Acting coquettishly at her to pass the test - it is the 'leader Zai' whose temperament has undergone a strange change.

"Wait, wait——Little Shuangye is too cunning to use this method to identify the real person. You know the weight of 'me' so clearly, won't you just expose it at once?"

After he expressed his dissatisfaction, the melancholy eyes of 'Buteizai' also didn't want the game to end so easily, and he smiled and said: "That's right. It's 'cheating', but Xiaoshuangye I just like your smart little place too..."

"If you can recognize Xiaoshuangye with just your eyes, we will agree to your proposal. How about going on the scale—" 'Hei Shizai' with his hands in his pockets, shaking his suit jacket in his pockets, fiddling like a Like a bird flapping its wings, with a clear smile, "It can be regarded as an official reveal, so it's more fun to play~"

Hearing Zai Yiyan Zai Yiyan dismiss the words in front of him, Shuang Ye stared at them for a few seconds, and could only choose to heave a long sigh.

"alright."

To tell the truth, if possible, Shuangye would have said directly, "Can't I have all of them?", but she knew very well that if she really said that, a certain slaughter would definitely make a fuss, and she couldn't be coaxed no matter how hard she went back. The good kind.

Frost Leaf can only fulfill the wishes of these slaughters, and accompany them to play this kind of "guess who I am" finding fault game.

Everyone who was eating hot pot next door seemed to be very interested in this game. While holding bowls, they all observed several Osamu Dazai with different expressions, and started their own guesses:

"Sure enough, the one in the black suit is Mr. Dazai from 'our side'. The frivolous attitude of laughing into wavy lines every second must be unique to him."

"But I think that Mr. Dazai with the bandage on his left eye is also quite strange. Could it be that we pretended it on purpose?"

"And the one in the sand-colored windbreaker... No, if it's really him, the literary and melancholy Dazai is too disgusting to think about."

The speculation about who is who is different for a while. After all, the three Dazai Osamu in front of me can be said to be the same person at all. If someone who has no deep understanding of them may not be able to subdivide the real body of the triplets.

Just when everyone was worried about Shuangye, some even turned to the omnipotent Mr. Ranpo, wanting him to help the other party, but the famous detective glanced at Shuangye's calm face The figure slowly refused.

"As a detective with the world's number one ability, of course I can recognize who is who at a glance—but even if you ask me to help, that lady doesn't need it."

As if to match the prophecy he had judged, Shuangye didn't care about the comments of the friends around her, and her calm eyes swept over the faces of the three Dazai one by one, and it didn't take long before she stepped forward to touch one of them. Just carry it back.

It was an unhesitating, almost thoughtless action.

The 'Heishizai' who was pulled back by Shuangye followed her in a daze, as if he hadn't recovered so quickly, and asked stupidly: "Little Shuangye... Why?"

"Actually, you haven't changed your clothes at all, have you?"

Shuangye glanced at him casually, and gently rubbed his ring finger with the fingers underneath while holding each other. Although she deliberately took off the wedding ring to play this game, there were still traces of wearing the ring for a long time on it. It is easy to feel the slightly concave touch with your hands.

There is nothing easier than playing 'myself', let alone a man like Osamu Dazai, it must be a breeze.

Instead of changing into "another set of clothes" that even they are afraid of in the few minutes when Shuangye goes to pick up the water, they might as well choose the easiest and most relaxing way-that is to play the role of "another set of clothes". Own'.

And the results they achieved were obviously very successful, even fooling most of the people in the detective agency, but—this kind of acting skills still couldn't fool Shimoba's eyes.

"Even if you change into another appearance, the essence of certain souls cannot be mistaken."

Shuang Ye stretched out her hand and removed the meaningless bandage on his forehead, and the white gauze fell off in an instant, revealing his clear and bright mandarin eyes. She rubbed Shizai's black hair at this height, and then Luo Xia gently rubbed the corner of his eyes with the pulp of his fingers.

"How long do you think I've been with you? Don't underestimate your wife's eyesight."

Dazai's eyes, soaked in this love, softened bit by bit with the light, and finally he couldn't hold back, he rushed over and hugged his wife.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

Seeing "I" start hugging my wife like no one else and get tired of it, the two slaughters next to me who have failed to claim have mixed feelings, but they have a similar emotion in their eyes at the same time - that is "dislike".

"Although I knew it would be like this for a long time, I still couldn't bear it when I saw this scene—" Wu Detective Zai rubbed his arms and exaggeratedly exclaimed: "That guy is really 'I '?"

"Even if you really don't want to admit it, you can't do it." After the game was over, the leader Zai immediately fiddled with his chopsticks with downcast eyes, and the soup in the bowl was splashed with little ripples, blurring his face.

Even though he said so, his tone seemed to give people the appearance of "wanting to kill the tsundere who showed affection on the spot to be expelled from the slaughter". It is the same reason, Wu Jingzai probably thinks the same way of.

"However, the ceremony of weighing is still inescapable." At this moment, Shuang Ye secretly put her hand into the suit of her own Hei Shizai, and pinched his soft belly, "Hurry up!" Let me see, haven't had a scale in a while—you must be gaining weight again?"

Hei Shizai's smile froze suddenly, and he wanted to make a final struggle in misery: "This, this is unnecessary... Anyway, Xiao Shuangye, you recognize me..."

"Don't make excuses, just go up to me obediently."

"Huh."

So this agreed-upon revealing session was abruptly turned into Hei Shizai's public execution scene. Wu Detective Zai and Chief Jae also cooperated with the scale on the ground, but once compared with Hei Shizai who is full of happiness, It is immediately clear which is more important.

"Hmm... How should I put this result? It really is the 'unhappy' Mr. Dazai who is the lightest, and then Mr. Dazai on our side, and Ms. Shimoba..."

After comparing the weights of the three Dazai, everyone felt complicated.

"You really are heavier than last winter, Ah Zhi."

And she's still gained 10 catties... Shuang Ye stared at the weighing scale that showed 72 kg, and said in a tone of no surprise.

"Hmm... this Osamu Dazai seems to be different from us." Buteizai, who gathered around to watch the fun, rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully.

Hearing the words, the leader Zai next to him glanced over coldly, and immediately answered the words and stabbed him cruelly: "That's right, he's too fat."

The taunting of the two back and forth immediately set off Hei Shizai's bomb, but naturally he would not choose to retaliate in person, but snorted more sinisterly, wrapped his arms around his wife's neck from behind and said : "Huh—you just wait! If you meet Xiao Shuangye like me, you will definitely be fatter than me!"

——Hei Shizai said that he doesn't care at all for a single Zai who doesn't have the love and nourishment of his wife.

In the end, this hot pot meal was just like the final banquet at the end of the journey. Under the premise of everyone's tacit understanding, they got a formal farewell before leaving with sadness.

Watching the pair of figures disappear at the end of the purple smoke, the young man in a sand-colored windbreaker turned his head and cast his eyes on the other 'half' beside him, as if he was exploring his expression at the moment.

"In the end, you said you didn't want Xiao Shuangye to leave, so why don't you let her go." The bleak wind blew his hair at this moment, and after the two figures disappeared, the air obviously became too cold.

"Didn't you expect such a result a long time ago?" The black-haired young man on the other side responded flatly, and it was difficult to read the slightest emotion from his indifferent expression - he had already learned the existence of being a leader in the sun and the moon How to manage expressions.

From the very beginning, the two of them didn't take that statement seriously.

They are indeed 'Dazai rulers', and their selfish and narrow human nature is also rooted in their hearts, but this does not mean that they will deprive Shuangye of the happiness that originally belonged to him to satisfy his own selfish desires.

Especially when I witnessed the brightness on her face and the deep love for another 'self' - they never gave it, let alone possessed it, even if I really envied it for it, and even kowtowed. I asked why such a good thing didn't happen to me.

But it is precisely because I am not that lucky person that I have made myself who I am today.

In my eyes, their story is just an unexpected and beautiful encounter. After tonight, the normal world line will be restored—and then, as if everything had never happened before, it disappeared into the sky like fireworks, leaving nothing behind. trace.

"That's right." Wu Zhenzai shrugged.

The two of them had nothing to talk about after that--they shouldn't have had anything to talk about in the first place.

Without saying goodbye to each other, the two Dazai just turned their backs to each other, one towards the brightly lit detective agency, the other towards the dark and secluded alleyway, drifting away, drifting away.

"I hope I can have a new start...?" The black-haired young man in the leader's uniform looked down at the unlabeled hand|lei lying in his palm, which was handed to him by Shuang Ye before he left. his stuff.

At that time, the sea in the port reflected the neon lights reflected by the high-rise buildings in the distance, and the flashing colorful lights of the giant Ferris wheel stained his eyes for a moment, giving people a beautiful illusion.

A moment later, the man who returned from death and didn't know how to get out of the lost way personally tore off the ring on the grenade, letting it fall from his fingertips to the ground.

"I really hope to go to a world... where you exist."

***

The two who had returned to their original world from another world snuggled together, preparing to return to their residence.

Although this trip to another world did not experience intense battles, for some reason, people couldn't help feeling mentally exhausted.

"By the way, what's in the paper bag in your hand, Little Shuangye?"

Dazai was obviously very concerned about the things that Buteizai gave to his wife before he left, especially when he heard the other party say "this is something we agreed upon, I hope you like it~", his face was filled with something It's called 'unhappy'.

"Ah... probably the "hard tofu" he made, I promised him that I would try it.Unexpectedly, he seemed to have a premonition that I was leaving today, so he prepared it for me when he was in the detective agency. "

Shuang Ye picked up the paper bag in her hand and weighed it, the inside was square and heavy, just like what her butcher said, it probably has the potential to be used for 'suicide'.

Once this was mentioned, she inevitably recalled the scene before parting.

Seeing that face pretending not to care, which was the same as her lover's face, for some reason, Shuang Ye impulsively said a word to him——

[If you have a chance, do it again and let 'me' try it. 】

She believed that the other party could understand what she was talking about, but Wu Zhenzai was indeed stunned, then smiled softly, softened his eyebrows and eyes at her in the night, and said: "Okay."

Dazai, who could always keenly feel that Shiroba was thinking of other men behind his back, shook her hand in dissatisfaction at this moment, forcefully disturbing her memories, and brought Shimoba back to his senses.

"Although that's another 'me', it's true, but if you transfer your love for me to them, Xiao Shuangye——I will still feel angry for it."

Dazai was serious, at this moment those eyes absorbed her figure like a lake.

"You can only love me, and you can only entrust this heart to me completely and without reservation."

Pressing his forehead against her lover seemed to be making a declaration, and also seemed to be giving a psychological hint, but Shuangye didn't really need these.

"Isn't it natural?" Shuangye looked helplessly at the slaughter that was picking lemons.

——After all, that heart was a trophy he got after he fought hard to overcome this boring world.

"Speaking of which, didn't you bring three grenades? Did you use the other one?" Shuang Ye suddenly discovered this blind spot.

However, Dazai did not say anything with a smile, "Well~ of course it is used where it should be used."

……

Two days later, Butei slaughtered the world line.

Bai Lan, who was on vacation in Florence, suddenly received a package from her 'ex-girlfriend'.

"Huh? Could it be that she finally couldn't bear it and wanted to give me a 'composite gift'?" The white-haired young man who often flirts with his girls casually unwrapped this ingenious 'gift', and then, right after he opened the box, At that moment, the inside of the box suddenly exploded.

……

"Hiss—you did it so ruthlessly." Bai Lan, who was staying in the laboratory and continued to adjust the accuracy of the "Directional Teleportation Parallel Time" bazooka, suddenly read that painful memory, and couldn't help rubbing her two fingers together. own temple.

At this moment, the door of the laboratory was suddenly pushed open, and the leader Pengelie who entered the door shouted at him in disbelief in a tone of 'what kind of nightmare is this: "Bai Lan! Get out! There's another you outside, whose whole body has been blown to pieces and you're only fat!"

Bai Lan couldn't help but smiled wryly: "Sure enough...it's really a revenge, Dazai-kun."

***

Because Shimoba's disappearance at that time caused great turmoil among acquaintances, especially when Hongye suddenly hung up the phone and couldn't contact her again, she immediately had a premonition that she might be in an accident, so she immediately mobilized her subordinates to talk to Dazai, Confirm what is going on - it seems that even Mr. Mori was alarmed when he did so.

So as soon as Shuangye came back, she hurriedly told her friends who were worried about her that she was safe.

And at that time, Odasaku was also very worried. In order to report the situation to him, Shimoha and Dazai went to the detective agency where Odasaku worked, and explained the cause and effect of the incident to him.

"Is that so... as long as you're fine." After patiently listening to Shuangye's explanation, the old father finally relaxed visibly.

But it seems that just listening to Shiroba's talk is not enough, the Dazai next door is still here to show off the fact that he was recognized by Shiroba at a glance in Sanzai.

"Obviously those are the other two 'I's' too, and no one else can recognize them at all, but Xiao Shuangye did it!"

As a loyal listener, Oda Saku nodded cooperatively, "It's amazing."

"That is to say!" Dazai seemed to be showing off, his whole body was floating, and he rubbed against Shuangye next to him, and said completely indifferently: "Sure enough——Little Shuangye only recognizes me because she loves me so much." , we are both the same, even though our eyes and expressions can be fake, our heart is honestly saying that we love you~"

then.

Shuangye vomited.

"vomit--"

"Wait, wait?! What I said today is obviously not the most disgusting, QAQ, why is Xiao Shuangye?!" Dazai, who did not expect such a result, wanted to cry without tears, and kept stroking Shuangye with his hands the back.

It's a pity that doing so still couldn't alleviate the symptoms of Shimoba's retching, and now even Odasaku saw the problem, and stood up from his seat involuntarily.

"Shinoba is not in the right state, let the doctor take a look?" Odasaku immediately turned his head and shouted in the direction of the infirmary, "Yo Xiano, please come and help me—"

So not long after, the short-haired woman in the infirmary who was flipping through the autopsy pictures pushed open the door with a displeased face.

"Tsk, don't call me if it's not serious enough to need to be dismembered."

Even though she said so, when she saw Shuangye, she still lowered her face and walked over quickly to check the current state of Shuangye.

"How did you take care of her?" Yu Xie Ye gave the two confused men beside the sofa a hard look at this moment, "She is obviously pregnant!"

So Dazai Xidangpai Zhi, who slowly poked his head over, had a dull expression on his face: "Huh?"

The author has something to say: Both the leader Zai and Wu Jingzai will be fine!Because I'm going to write both of them next year (x)

So tomorrow is the last episode of the episode. Probably www wants to see how Dazai takes care of others wholeheartedly. Sprinkle sugar all the way, everyone remember to come!

感谢在2019-12-0823:54:49~2019-12-1000:33:15期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: 2 strings in the middle of the night;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 82 bottles of Musu; 25 bottles of Qianyi; 10 bottles of Mo Ziyun, LEOZ, and self-release;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!