[Bungo Stray Dogs] After offering sacrifices to heaven, I actually traveled through time

The scene was embarrassing

I feel that I was cheated by Osamu Dazai, but I don't have any evidence. Maybe he has a tenacious vitality, and he has held on to me until now, but he just let go of his hand because his hand is sore.With the last ounce of luck, he stretched out his hand to Osamu Dazai's eyes, maybe the blink of his eyes just now was a response to the body's convulsions after death?

--Snapped

My hand was seized, and my last hope was shattered.Can anyone tell me what to do if I am found alive after playing dead?Maybe I can wait to boil the other party to death and pretend nothing happened, I thought with a blank face.Just when I was going to stay with him until the eternity, Osamu Dazai pointed at it, and I looked in the direction of his finger, but I couldn't see anything except the dark sea water, and then he took my hand to swim to the surface of the sea Go, the line of sight becomes clear and visible little by little.

I climbed ashore wet, and committed suicide by jumping into the sea in the middle of the night. After doing it for a long time, I got nothing but the soaked clothes. I uncomfortably pulled the white sweater that was tightly attached to my body.When I was struggling with the clothes, Osamu Dazai said cheerfully: "The first breath-holding competition ended perfectly. Congratulations to Ms. Shiraki for becoming the champion. I feel ashamed and willing to bow down."

There was a half-smile on my face, "Where is it, Osamu Dazai is also very good."

"Oh - I saw Miss Baimu struggling desperately in the sea just now, I almost thought that Miss Baimu was dead. In order to prevent Miss Baimu's 'body' from sinking, I made a lot of effort to get you Grasp it firmly, dying in front of me is not considered a martyrdom."

"Then you just stared at the corpse for 15 minutes?" I asked Osamu Dazai in disbelief.

"I'm waiting for my Sleeping Beauty to open her eyes." Dazai Osamu chuckled, "I believe Miss Shiraki didn't die that easily, and Miss Shiraki, your acting skills are too clumsy."

Is this why you lied to me? ? ?

"Then why are you holding your breath?" Can't you just burp?I thought angrily.

"Didn't I say that? When I committed suicide by diving into the water before, I liked to hold my breath and wait until I couldn't hold on before I began to enjoy suicide. But at that time, some people who were in the way would appear to stop me. Miss Baimu, you are really too impatient. , pulled me down before I finished speaking."

I believe you ghost!Your bandage waste device is broken.

"No one bothered you this time, so why didn't you continue?"

"And Miss Shiraki will help me collect my body after I die?" Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes, half-smiling, "Miss Shiraki, you are so ruthless. From the very beginning, you have no intention of dying for love with me."

"What does that matter? Even if you don't die for love, the time and place are also a good choice for suicide. You can continue without caring about me."

"Miss Shiraki is right. Normally, when I saw such a beautiful sea, I would jump involuntarily. Of course, I also have this urge today. But—" Osamu Dazai slowly approached me, "Shiraki Miss, have you forgotten what you said to me before you jumped?"

"For being human, I'm sorry."

"For being human, I'm sorry."

The voices of Osamu Dazai and I overlapped.

I realized that I might have stimulated Osamu Dazai too much.