[Bungo Stray Dogs] After offering sacrifices to heaven, I actually traveled through time

The icy sea water surrounded me tightly, as if it wanted to fill every pore and blend into its flesh and blood to become a part of it.

The feeling of jumping into the sea in winter is not very good. The sea water is bitingly cold. Not long after jumping in, the temperature of the body is as low as the sea water. The blood gradually freezes and turns into a stiff block of ice. It was shrouded in suffocating darkness and endless cold.

I would like to sincerely warn everyone here, don’t try to commit suicide by jumping into the water when you can’t think about it, especially in winter, you will not only feel the pain of lung tearing after drowning, but also endure the bone-chilling sea water.

It's not fart-proof for me at this level, especially since I don't need to breathe yet, but it doesn't feel good to be soaked in ice water all the time.I secretly prayed that Dazai's vitality would not be so tenacious, and hoped that he could get rid of this torture as soon as possible.

If he was lucky enough to freeze to death instead of drowning, all the better.Why?Before freezing to death, due to the suppression of the central nervous system, the signal between the brain and the retina will appear as colorful and soft as watching the aurora, and then the whole body will be paralyzed, and the unconscious trunk will also feel relaxed and fall into a vague The warmth sleeps forever.This is one of the least painful methods of suicide in The Complete Suicide Manual.

Of course, I totally scoffed at it. How can suicide be painless, even if it says the least painful method of suicide.For example, freezing to death, at the beginning, you have to go through a period of bone-piercing cold. After experiencing it, the pain gradually becomes more and more numb until you lose consciousness at the end. This process is like countless needles stuck in the In your body, the more the pinholes, the more people's consciousness will disappear.

That idiot Osamu Dazai regarded it as a treasure, and tried every kind of it himself, set up a self-created hanging health method (only valid for him), and even slept while hanging.

This is the man of God!

I closed my eyes and complained about Osamu Dazai in my heart while waiting for the passage of time. In order to prevent Osamu Dazai from being unsteady and wanting to sneak away, I held his hand before jumping off to prevent him from sneaking away and diving into the water Before that, I finally said what I always wanted to say, "I was born human, I'm sorry."

Standing in the port of Yokohama with the sea breeze blowing, I asked Dazai Osamu, "What else do you want to say to this world?" He replied "No." But I felt "I am sorry for being human." The sentence should fit very well with Osamu Dazai's final farewell to the world, so I said it.I believe that Osamu Dazai should have the joy of finding a friend of the same kind before his death, so that he can also feel happy before his death.

I'm such a nice guy.

You can see that he was so excited that he grabbed my hand!

The underwater time was long and short. I estimated that about 15 minutes had passed. Osamu Dazai grabbed my hand and slowly lowered it. The time should be enough.As early as about 4 minutes into the water, I used my amazing acting skills to perform a drowning person, holding my breath, and pretending to be in a state of suspended animation, turning into a corpse without emotion or temperature.During this period, Dazai Osamu's hand has not been shaken off. I think it's time to collect his body now, then I slowly opened my eyes and turned my head away.

!!!

Why is this idiot blinking at me!

Our eyes met, and time stood still for a moment.

The author has something to say: Osamu Dazai: Be stupid, I will hold my breath