The enemy can't be my online wife

The game glanced at the screen, the exit status was canceled because he moved the mouse, and now the familiar villain was standing in place with a bow, surrounded by many people.

[Guild] Kuanglan: Wake up, wake up

[Guild] So cute: So what do we do now?Just laugh?

Before the game realized what happened, the lower left corner was swiped by hahaha of various colors, and he was typing on the keyboard with question marks all over his head.

[Guild]のOの:. . .What are you all doing here?

As soon as the game chat was sent out, it was overwhelmed by hahaha, so I had to press the up button, and retweeted the words just a few times, and the others slowly died down.

[Guild] The Blue Bird That Brings Death: What are you doing with Xia Yuyanran?

[Guild] So cute: What did you two do last night / Smile

[Guild]のOの:? ? ?

[Guild] Kuanglan: Hahahahahahaha, look at your equipment

The game called up his character panel in doubt, and roughly scanned his equipment. He didn't touch any attributes or appearances. He really didn't understand what's so funny?He frowned and rubbed his head to think for a while, his eyes flicked back and forth between the words "Xia Yuyanran" and "equipment", when he suddenly thought of something, he moved the mouse to his equipment again.

Except for most of the equipment on his body that was exchanged, a small part was made by Xia Ran's account, so his game name will be signed on it, and now the place that should have written "Xia Yuyanran" has become "Zheng Zheng Zheng Zheng Zheng".

He was stunned for a long time and didn't realize what it was. Isn't it just a name change? What's so funny?He had no choice but to click on the small group to "humbly" ask for advice, and he got a kind answer from his teammates.

"One swipe at a time!"

One stroke at a time?He thought for a long time before he could react.

game:"……"

"Xia Ran—!"

Hearing You You's roar, Xia Ran knew he had been spotted, and jumped up from the chair almost at the speed of light, waiting to be scolded obediently.

You don't even bother to scold him now, he doesn't care if he feels uncomfortable, he has to do it when he goes up.

So when Wen Xiu and Shao Sizhe came back with dinner, they saw Xia Ran being chased and beaten all over the room by the game, begging for mercy and coaxing, the situation was as tragic as a pig slaughtering scene.

The two had no choice but to put down their things and go up first to grab the man who was almost able to unload him with a knife.

"What are you two doing?" Wen Xiu sighed, "You are both good brothers in the same dormitory, why are you doing this?"

"Who is a good brother to him! Let me go!" Yuyou glanced at the two of them viciously, and they immediately let go in fright. He pointed at Xia Ran's seat and said angrily at him, "What are you doing?" I changed it back! Now! Immediately! Immediately! Do you hear me!"

"Yes." Xia Ran responded very readily, sat back on his seat obediently, manipulated the mouse to click on the rename function, and looked up at the game flatteringly, "What do you want me to change to?"

"Change whatever it was originally!" Yuyou said angrily, "How the hell can you do that with so many words!"

Xia Ran's hand on the keyboard paused when he heard the words behind him, turned his head and looked at the game with aggrieved eyes, and said, "Do you want to try it?"

So squatting on the side, fearing that Xia Ran would be beaten again, the two successfully received the fist thrown by You Yu and pulled him away.

"I beg you not to recruit him." Shao Sizhe said, "We haven't eaten yet, we can't hold back, and if you are beaten to death in a while, you may not have the strength to call the police."

Xia Ran responded, and after entering the original name, the system popped up that it was already occupied, so he could only look at the game with aggrieved eyes: "It can't be used anymore."

"Then give me a more serious name!"

Xia Ran suddenly said that he wanted to change to a serious one, and Xia Ran felt a little helpless. After thinking for a long time, he finally typed a few words on the keyboard: Yuban is the cutest in the world.

Before the game had time to see clearly what he entered, he quickly pressed OK, and the system popped up a prompt box to restart and restart to take effect.

"Wait!" The game stunned him, and he rushed over to look at it immediately. Before he pressed OK, he successfully scanned the new name of the account into his eyes, and his face immediately became weird.

"is this OK?"

The game was a little dumbfounded by Xia Ran's sincere tone, what should he answer?If you say yes, it feels quite narcissistic, but if you say no, there seems to be nothing wrong with the name...

Xia Ran looked hesitant while watching the game and laughed. After pressing OK, he didn't touch his computer anymore. He stood up and stretched, and asked the other two, "What's for dinner?"

"What do you eat?" Wen Xiu said, "You didn't answer the question just now, and you thought you didn't want it. Now it's late, so I ordered takeaway."

Xia Ran glanced at the wonton in Shao Sizhe's hand, then at the unopened disposable lunch box he put on the table, took it away and opened it, the steamed dumplings inside were still steaming.Without even thinking about it, he held it directly in front of You Yu, and said flatteringly, "Are you hungry, eat something first?"

Before Youyou could answer, Shao Sizhe was startled: "I'm going to go, are you a human being, grab my food and give it to Youyou to eat?"

Xia Ran nodded, and the answer was true: "This is called borrowing flowers to offer Buddha, you should eat less, look at the fat on your stomach, that is the culprit of your being single for two years, take it easy."

"What kind of grudge do I have, what do you think about my cute little belly?" Shao Sizhe pinched the flesh on his belly, showing a satisfied smile, "I think I can still eat it."

The attention of the game is still on the steamed dumplings. He has drank a cup of honey water since he woke up. He just chased Xia Ran around twice and now he stopped and his stomach was so empty that he screamed all the time, but Xia Ran handed it over. He just doesn't want to eat it very much, and he always feels that eating it seems to forgive him.

How about that, don’t eat!

Watching the game with a face of reluctance but still staring at the awkward expression of the steamed dumplings, Xia Ran saw his thoughts, and comforted him in a gentle voice: "This is Ah Zhe's stuff, at worst, you can pay him back later."

Yu Yu hesitated for a while, and finally the hunger was slightly stronger, he comforted himself a few words in his heart, nodded reluctantly, and accepted Xia Ran's proposal, took the steamed dumplings and sat back on his seat to eat.

Xia Ran immediately moved the chair and sat there, touched the phone while asking Yu You what he wanted to eat, and opened the software to order takeaway.There was no answer in the game, so he just read the past one by one, observed his reaction, asked more questions if he was interested, and ordered dinner in a procrastinating manner.

Wen Xiu stared straight at the side, and almost choked to death when he swallowed the noodles. After swallowing the water, he asked, "What happened to you two last night?"

The author has something to say: TT I know that most game names are set with six upper limits, but this one is seven upper limits, I don’t care anyway, Yuban is cute (ntm)