The enemy can't be my online wife

The system prompts that the gold coins have been deducted to buy a divorce license, and the two divorced successfully, and the game has now resumed its status as a single nobleman.

After finishing this matter, he directly sent it to the guild without looking back. While reading the article, his eyes were still looking at Xia Ran's screen. The system bulletin was still there, and Xia Ran's hand holding the mouse did not move. .

Seeing his unhappy side face in the game makes him feel good. He squats in the guild vegetable field and digs up the grain and grass seeds that someone just sowed, and then plants new ones, digs them out again, and then plants new ones. It was such a joy.

[Guild] So cute: Master, don’t play with the vegetable field, it’s all over the screen

[Guild] The blue bird that brings happiness: What, lost love, crazy?

[Guild] I love fish board: I think I was fooled by uh huh

[Private Chat] Xia Yuyanran: Baby QAQ

[Guild] Candy Fairy: Maybe the young master is the one above?

[Private Chat] Waning Moon: Game?Are you OK?

[Guild] So cute: navel orange?

I lost half of my swear words in the chat box, saw the private chat in it and deleted it, right-clicked and went back: Who is your baby! *!

Seeing the masking words, he was so tired that he even wanted to stand up and beat the person next to him. It would be better to be beaten to death on the spot, but there were witnesses, so he had no choice but to give up arguing with the people in the guild and go to see A recipe that didn't turn off.

[Private chat] Xia Yuyanran: Baby, don't you love me?Why are you willing to divorce me QAQ

Hearing the notification sound, he switched back to the game and went back to the past with a stomach full of anger: love a fart! *** Feel free to ask me!

[Private chat] Xia Yuyanran: Didn't we go well last night QAQ

[Private chat] のOの: You still have the nerve to mention last night***, believe it or not, I will block you

[Private Chat] Xia Yuyanran: Baby, don't be angry, okay, I was wrong QAQ

A few heavy words in the game were written and deleted in the chat box, deleted and re-written, I really don't know what words can swear without hurting the other party.He just thought that he was so cheap, even if he knew that under this ID was Xia Ran who was sitting next to him, he still felt... a little cute, but also soft-hearted, human habits are really terrible.

In the end, the game still couldn't say anything bad, so he just hung up on the character and ran back to continue to look at his recipes. The earphones kept sending notifications for private chats, which was extremely noisy. He was so annoyed that he simply took off the earphones. As a result, a message prompt box popped up in the lower right corner not long after.

At first when he saw Xia Ran's profile picture, he didn't like it very much, but it flashed too fast and he still couldn't help moving the mouse over it. When he opened it, he found that the small group of fixed teams were also jumping wildly.

Good: fish plate? ?God, why did you and your wife get divorced? ?

Cook: Did you two quarrel? ?

Blue Bird: Do you think he is the same as you?

Yuban: How did you know everything when I went? I remember the divorce was not announced, right? ? ?

Tiantian: You can watch it from the church, now the whole world is talking about it

Yuban: I fucked which big mouth just now

Blue Bird: After all, you are attracting much attention now

The game now feels very heart-stuck, very heart-stuck, so heart-stuck that I want to read the recipe again, what evil did he do this year!It's not how the natal year can be so unlucky!Shouldn't it be better to go to the temple to worship and add some sesame oil money? !

He thought about running to search for a few temples with more incense in G City, took a general look at the place, and planned to walk through it all at some time to pray for blessings.

Others spend money to eliminate disasters, but he spends money to block Xia Ran.

Wen Xiu and Shao Sizhe had something to do in the afternoon, so they finished their work and prepared to leave. Before they left, they asked if they wanted to bring anything. Yu You was still concentrating on studying his temple, but he didn't hear it, and Xia Ran was all focused on him, but he didn't hear it. Don't just leave when people make lunch.

"game."

As soon as the two went out, Xia Ran immediately squatted down next to You Yu, raised his head and looked at him pitifully, just like a puppy that was abandoned by its owner.But now as the master, You You wanted to hit someone so angry that he moved his chair back a little distance away from Xia Ran, didn't say anything, just looked at him angrily.

"It's really not my fault this time..." Xia Ran defended in a low voice, seeing that the anger on You You's face became more intense, he immediately changed his words, "It's my fault, I should take the initiative to go."

When the game heard this, he said angrily: "Wouldn't it be that I was dumped by you!"

"I'm not willing." Xia Ran said as he moved forward a little and squatted in front of You Yu, carefully took his hand, "Baby don't get angry, okay?"

Hearing this appellation, Yugi became even angrier, stood up from the chair with a "swipe", and made a gasping sound from the muscles on his body. When he saw Xia Ran coming over, he stopped abruptly, and gave him a fierce look. Stopped it back, and then crawled hard to his own bed.

Xia Ran squatted on the ground and watched You You climb up, wanted to speak but was afraid of making him angry, so he obediently waited on the spot.After the person lay down, his breathing began to become even and long, then he stood up from the ground, hammered his numb legs, and sat back on his seat.

You You lay on the bed and tossed and turned for a while, closed his eyes and scolded Xia Ran in his heart while fighting with himself. After a while, he finally fell asleep, and ended up having a dream.

In the dream, he was playing a five-on-five game again, the people were still the same people, the process was the same process, and the result was the same result, but the prize had changed, and it had become a giveaway, a beautiful woman with big breasts, thin waist and slender buttocks.

His teammates were all congratulating him for embracing the beauty. Although the beauty couldn't see her face, he knew that the beauty was very good-looking, so he took the beauty home happily, turned on the stove and threw the beauty into the pot when the oil was heated. .

The beauty kept crying in the pot, begging for mercy from him, but he turned a deaf ear to it, sprinkled some seasoning on it, scooped it up and sprinkled some cumin, and ate it.

As a result, the beauty's innocent soul came back to take revenge and pushed him to the bed. He took off his clothes to reveal his eight-pack abs, and when he took off his pants, he was even bigger than him. He just begged for mercy.

Then the game woke up, and the first thing he did when he got up was to get out of bed and slap the head of the culprit in the dream.

Xia Ran: "???"

Looking at You You's fierce look of being bullied, Xia Ran didn't understand anything, but he didn't dare to say anything, he could only look at him with aggrieved eyes, but this look reminded You You of the beauty who was whimpering in the pot, Another slap across the back of his head.

Xia Ran: "..."

Then Xia Ran watched the game and went back to the computer angrily, moving the mouse to wake up the screen.He swallowed, thinking of what he did just now because of that little unhappiness, he couldn't help touching his head again, he was going to be beaten up today.

The author has something to say: Thanks to Huajiu for the grenade x2 mine x1>3