[One Piece] The long way home

Nami told me to throw away that weapon, but I was actually willing.However, Luffy disagreed.

Luffy said that he liked the Armstrong jet Armstrong Armstrong boomerang Armstrong gun that was so powerful that it could blow up half the coast with one shot, so much so that he and Usopp ran to our (me and Nami's) room to steal it many times. Come to play, but I find it every time.

I reckon if I throw away the Armstrong Jet Armstrong Boomerang Armstrong Cannon Luffy won't talk to me for half an hour and will speak ill of me to Usopp.

I'm nothing, if I don't deliberately stand in front of me every time I say something bad.

Just annoying, ok? !

Can't we have fun together, okay? !How childish are you? !Mature, please? !And Usopp, you too!Don't go along with that idiot every time! ! !

I'm tired every time I have to use violence!Nami!Sure enough, let's go elope together!

Nami sat on a chair, propped her chin against the table, closed her eyes and said, "Hey, what did you say?"

With a smile on my face, I repeated what I said just now: "I have contributed~"

"Hey——" Nami looked at me with wide eyes in surprise, "When did it happen?! Why didn't I know?!"

"When I was in Rogue Town." I rubbed my chin and recalled, "Actually, I went to submit the manuscript before I got the weapon."

Nami froze for a moment, then regained her composure, "Then what type of essay did Mio write?!"

I took out the draft and handed it to Nami, "A story of a woman and three men."

"Wait!" Nami yelled while pinching the draft, "This is too... eh?" Nami was interrupted by me before she finished speaking, and then quickly browsed one by one under my signal, and then smoked The corner of his mouth said to me: "Where is this... the male lead?!"

"What the hell is that?! How could there be such a profound character?!" I leaned on the chair, picked my nose [beep——] and said lazily.

"Hey, it's totally wrong! This article only has the heroine, her father, brother, and grandpa!!!"

"And... this heroine is inexplicably familiar... that kind of personality..." Nami raised her eyelids and twitched her eyes.

【"I don't care!" Keiko slapped his brother's hand away and said, "I just want to go!"

The elder brother grabbed Keiko's shoulder and said seriously, "Keiko! Don't be self-willed! It's useless even if you go! This matter...you don't want to interfere..."

Keiko pouted and remained silent.

The elder brother shook his head with a headache and said, "Okay, okay, let's buy meat for you to eat."

Keiko laughed happily, showing an incomparably bright smile, "Brother, you are such a good person!"

The elder brother rubbed Keiko's head helplessly and pamperingly:

"I really can't help you."

The parentheses brother is not the actor, the brackets are over. 】

"I can't do anything about you?!" Nami threw the table over and said to me angrily, "What is this?! If it's a forbidden love, isn't it too strange?! Why is the heroine There is a sense of overview of Luffy’s possession?! Where’s the logic?! Where’s the logic?! What about that?! Why did it get thrown aside so quickly?! Didn’t the heroine really care?! In the end, brother still Got stuck by a good guy?!"

"Isn't this very simple?!" I stretched out my fingers and shook my face with complacency, "Most people can see that my brother was adopted by the heroine's father, and then he loves the innocent (stupid) heroine. But because of that reason, he has to silently love the heroine as an older brother."

"Who can tell!!! Are you tired of this kind of old-fashioned plot?! Besides, my brother is full of the hero's aura but he is not the hero, hey?!"

I said with a serious face: "This is to deceive readers."

"Don't say you're being deceived, just say it out in the end!"

Nami put down my draft with a tired face, then opened the door, and said to me facing the storm outside: "Sorry, I'll go out to blow some air first..."

"Okay." I nodded and put away the paper.

When I came to the hall, I suddenly found that there were more people.

That little girl...could it be...

"[Beep——] son!" I touched my chin and said seriously.

"That's not true! By the way, who is [beep——] son?!" Nami slapped my head hard and roared.

"[Beep—] Zi is Keiko's cousin."

"I don't know you! By the way, don't substitute that kind of setting into reality!"

"That..." The little girl jumped off the chair, bowed politely and said to me, "My name is Abis, please give me your advice!"

I also subconsciously bowed to her: "Hello! My name is Lin Mio, please give me your advice."

Sauron explained next to him: "This little girl suddenly fell onto our boat for some reason and was picked up by Luffy."

"Oh, I understand." I nodded, not surprised.

The plot... I understand.

Then, I went to sleep.

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Yes, I went to bed as the heroine. [Wait, there seems to be something wrong.

Then it was night when I woke up.

And... still in a strange place, what I saw when I opened my eyes was also a strange ceiling.

"Speaking of the 180th three-generation king..."

I sat up in silence, and then saw everyone sleeping beside me, and then an old man who seemed to be wearing ethnic minority clothes was talking non-stop, foam stars covered my face.

Eh... are you here already? !By the way, Nami and Luffy are gone...

Well, forget it.

"Gululu..." I wiped my face, and then I heard a protest from my stomach, I yawned lazily, covered my stomach, stood up, opened the curtain, and was about to go out...

"What are you doing?!" I said blankly, pushing away the idiot whose face was almost glued on.

The idiot said with a smile, "I want to help Master Long go home."

I rubbed my hair like a mountain demon mother-in-law and said, "If you have that time, why don't you help me go home..."

Lu Fei tilted his head and asked, "Where is your home, Mio?!"

"No, when I didn't say anything..." I waved my hand and said, "That kind of thing is fine, anyway, can you let me finish my meal first?! I've been hungry all day, okay? !"

I looked sideways at Abis standing behind Luffy like a child who did something wrong, while Nami was standing aside, holding her forehead with a headache.

I sighed, then lowered my eyes and put my hands on Abis's head, then met her disappointed and sad eyes and said: "Don't show such an expression, I'm a woman, so seeing this kind of pitiful eyes I won't be soft-hearted and distressed..."

"But, if you help fill my stomach, I will do anything for you."

The author has something to say: Is it my illusion that the heroine is a bit uncle? !

In short, the next complaints are up to you!