[One Piece] The long way home

"Cold, calm down, in short, first, first look for a time machine..." I shivered and got under the counter of the store next door.

"It's you who should calm down!" The boss yelled, and then he threw me out by the collar with a grim face.

I got up from the ground, then patted my clothes, took a few deep breaths, and managed to calm down.Regardless of the inexplicable gazes everywhere, I ran straight into the alley.

Luffy and the others must be notified first.

I thought so, but suddenly a hand stretched out and tightly covered my mouth, pulling me away.

I:"……"

"I told you..."

The person who covered me said helplessly in my ear, "Why are you running... Wait, ouch, my feet..."

I turned my head vigilantly and looked at the man bent down to hug the foot that was stepped on by me.

"Who are you? Why do you act like you know me very well?" I leaned against the wall, thinking about my chances of winning in a fight.

The man didn't move, and then said in a strange tone, "Why did the idiot live in this world for so long, I thought the next time we met was to collect your body..."

"Long time no see, Lin Mio!" The man stood up straight and looked up at me.

I covered my mouth in extreme surprise, that person... actually had a mosaic face! ! !

"That's not right!!!" The man yelled at me with a slight breakdown, "It's not right at all, okay?! What is a face with a mosaic?! Don't understand it at all, okay?! And who in the world would have a face with a mosaic? Mosaic face?!"

I looked at him blankly and said, "You."

"..." The man held his heart and leaned against the wall, "Leave me alone, let me be a quiet and handsome man."

"I'm the system! You bastard!"

I picked my nostrils and tilted my head, "Ah SO..."

"...What's your reaction?"

I walked over and patted him on the shoulder, "A normal person's reaction."

"How is this normal?! And don't wipe your nose [beep——] on me!!"

"Don't worry so much if you're a man, are you a woman?!" I said disdainfully, "By the way, men nowadays are becoming more and more feminine. They look better than women and even compete with women for men, right? Mr. Mosaic System."

"Who is the mosaic system master?! And don't tell me these strange words!!" The system covered his face weakly.

"Okay, let's get down to business." I finally let him go temporarily, and looked at him with a serious expression, "You came to see me, is the time machine repaired and you want me to go home?!"

With a mosaic face that couldn't see any expression, he said, "I didn't come to you to talk about this problem. Of course, if I can go back, I will come to you again."

"What's the meaning?!"

He took out a huge long tube wrapped in cloth from his pocket and handed it to me.

I took it carefully, um... so heavy...

"What is this thing?!" I hugged this thing hard, lest one accidentally drop it and hit my foot.

With his hands on his hips, the system said in a profound tone: "This is a weapon for you. To survive in this high-risk world, you must have something for self-defense, not to mention that you are on the main line."

"Blame me?!" I said helplessly, "But it's rare to see you being so kind. The washboard before caused me to be stared at by Ace with strange eyes for a long time. Hey?! Even that idiot Luffy Make fun of me!! Emma will be made fun of by him!!! It's so hot!!"

The system reached out and patted me on the shoulder and said, "It's okay, this is a new one for you."

I unceremoniously shook off his hand and said: "Come on, I don't think this thing is a fun thing!"

"Alas!" the system said dissatisfied, "This is my most high-end weapon, okay?! But I chose it for you with all my heart, okay?! It is definitely suitable for you!!"

"Really?" I glanced suspiciously at his mosaic face, "I don't read enough, so don't be ass me..."

I always feel that his mosaic face is very suspicious... Guys who dare not show their true colors are very suspicious...

"...Please, don't look at me like a scumbag, please?!"

"If this weapon is still so bad, I'll smash your mosaic face with it."

system:"……"

"...Forget it." The system said tiredly, "I'm going back, I probably won't be able to show up for a while, don't miss me."

"When did you show up?! If you didn't blow up your identity, I wouldn't even remember your existence, okay?!" I said to him accusingly, "I still think that no one will miss you, okay?! Please Go take a pee and take a look at yourself before you tell me this."

System: "..." Why do I suddenly want to hit someone!

As a result, the system clutched its heart and disappeared.

"Tsk." I looked at the time and thought it was almost time, so I walked towards the coast with my weapon in my arms, "I really didn't expect that the uncle voice of the system would have such a young figure, he looks only 20 years old... By the way, he You can’t really donkey me?!”

"Little Mio!"

A panting female voice came from behind, I turned around and looked, "Nami?! Usopp?!"

They ran up, Nami with bags in her hands, and Usopp carrying a strange-looking fish about the size of three me.

Very strange... this pairing.

"Hurry back to the boat! The storm is coming!" Nami said to me anxiously.

"Nani?!" I looked up at the sky in surprise, and sure enough, as Nami said, the white sky turned black at some point, as if it was about to drip water.

"Let's go then!" I said to them, and they ran together.

When we got back to the boat, Luffy and the others hadn’t come back yet. Just in case, we planned to drive the boat for a while, otherwise everything would be over if we were detained by the navy.

While Nami was still commanding Usopp, I quickly opened the package, and I had to prepare for the battle for a while.

I hope that big busty beauty is no longer in Rogge Town... In other words, I have never seen such a powerful character in the original book. Hey!I expressed my suspicion that she was wearing the same clothes as me...but it seemed that she didn't want to...

I shook my head in annoyance, then collected my thoughts and looked at this so-called weapon carefully.

"...Wipe!!" I opened my eyes wide and looked at this thing.

Steel-like appearance, something like a rocket launcher, a painting style that looks like a Gundam, it looks like something out of this world, it looks so tall...but... the two ○○ on both sides of the rocket launcher What the hell? !

The style of painting suddenly became obscene, right? !It's like changing from Gundam to silver fucking all of a sudden! ! !How dare I take it out! Hey! ! !

What else is suitable for me... the system! ! !You are dead! ! !

I lifted this thing with a grim face, and wanted to throw it into the sea. At this moment, something like an instruction manual fell out. I suppressed my anger and checked it before making any plans. So I put this thing down , and then picked up the piece of paper and looked at it.

"Armstrong Jet Armstrong Armstrong Revolver Armstrong Cannon... Shit, such a long name is not impressive at all! And... this is completely stealing someone else's name, right!!!"

I was speechless watching how to use the Armstrong Jet Armstrong Boomerang Armstrong Cannon.

Just when I was about to stand up, suddenly a long arm brushed my cheek and stretched out... an inexplicable sense of uneasy familiarity...

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

Then the next second I heard the screams of Zoro and Sanji getting closer.

Whoosh—an afterimage flashed across my eyes, and when I came back to my senses, the three fell together in a horrible state.

I:"……"

Nami and Usopp were stunned: "..."

"Yoshi!" Luffy jumped up and wiped his black face, "Back safely!!"

Zoro and Sanji: "Where is it safe!! I was almost killed by you!!"

"Oops! The navy is coming!!" Nami yelled with a grim expression while holding the railing with one hand and the binoculars with the other.

"Let me do it!" Luffy stepped on the railing and waved his arms.

Zoro drew his knife, and Sanji lit his cigarette, looking ready to go.

I picked up the Armstrong jet Armstrong boomerang and mounted the Armstrong gun, then pointed it towards the coast, and said in a deep voice, "Let go of those navies! Let me do it!"

Everyone: "...∑(?Д?)!!!"

Luffy: "(☆ω☆) Uwah~Kakui~"

"Three...two...one..."

"Launch!" I pressed the launch button.

"boom--"

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