[One Piece] The long way home

The old man Garp was holding Luffy in one hand and me in the other, and walked into the mountains with a steady pace.

Luffy has been tossing around non-stop along the way, but old man Garp's unnatural strength could make him break free easily.It's better to play it safe, so that you can leave a whole body.

The old man Garp said bitterly, you were taught badly by that red hair, why not become a pirate? !At least those who sell fish have a better future than being pirates.Luffy retorted with a swollen face, I fucking like being a pirate, how swollen! !I just want to become a muscular pirate man like Shanks, what can you do to me? !

The above is my personal translation of the boring interaction between these two idiots.

Among them, the old man was hit once by a big tree that Luffy broke, and I laughed unkindly.In my opinion, the old man asked for it.

Soon, we came to a pig slaughterhouse that looked quite dilapidated, a lot like Uncle Li at the end of Windmill Village.I twitched my eyebrows, it looked familiar.

The old man Karp slammed on the poor little wooden door very impolitely, and then a suspiciously female (?) creature of a big uncle opened the door with a cigarette in his mouth, and shouted impatiently: "Who is that?! Who is so impatient?" Already?!" Followed by an uncle with a cockscomb and a short winter melon.

Wait, swollen is getting more and more familiar, I have a bad feeling.

Behind him, Lu Fei innocently chased the little butterfly, the butterfly flew and flew, and Lu Fei chased and chased, looking very happy.

I was not in the mood to listen to what the old man Garp and the uncles had to say, so I just sat aside and pretended to be melancholy.

Suddenly, the old man grabbed me, picked up Luffy who was wandering under his feet, and said: "These two guys are please!" Hey, old man, are you going to leave us here irresponsibly? !Do you want to ask Gu? !Luffy will hate you forever? !Well, I apologize to you, I shouldn't have encouraged Luffy to pack up and run with me, so don't leave me in this man-eating forest, don't think I didn't see those bones along the way, I am very fragile ah! ! !

The old man ignored what I was thinking, and said to Luffy and me: "Luffy, girl, say hello!" I struggled to raise my head, and said hello feebly.Looking at the faces of the uncles who were so surprised that they were struck by lightning, I knew that it could only be floating clouds when I went back! !

"Hey, apologize!" Ah, it was Luffy's voice.I rushed up and saw that...slobber on Luffy's cheek? !evil!So dirty! !

Luffy glared at the boy sitting on top of the cow with an iron rod and a face full of two like a cat with fried fur.

I was calm and numb.Let the story go, I just want to give the sky a middle finger.The old man came over and happily said to the boy, "Oh, Ace, you're back." After speaking, he punched Luffy and said, "Be good with each other..."

I was too lazy to ignore them, and walked into the house exhausted physically and mentally, ignoring the petrified uncles.

Suddenly, someone put a knife on my neck.I struggled with dead fish eyes and did not resist, because I knew that they would not do anything. Of course, the bigger reason was because I was tired and powerless due to the plot.

The man asked me something, but I didn't bother to answer, so I stretched out my hand and picked my nose.

Luffy rushed in without thinking, and ended up just like me.

Ignore some details and skip directly to the eating part.

Lu Fei pitifully held a bowl of rice and a glass of boiled water.I gave him a piece of the meat I got, and receiving his admiring eyes gave me a sense of accomplishment.Don't ask me how I got it, I won't tell you that I touched the meat with my nose [beep——], and then the uncle looked at me for a long time, then handed the two pieces of meat to me in grief and indignation I do this kind of thing.

Well, anyway, Luffy doesn't dislike it...probably.Oh, by the way, mine is all natural meat, no "additives."

I bulged my cheeks and chewed the meat, watching Ace boy struggling with each piece of meat.

"Boom——" "Boss——" I turned my head and saw Dadan, who had the attributes of an uncle, fell headlong into the floor, his face was covered in blood, and his face was grim.I turned my head again, and Ace boy was gone.Forget it, it's none of your business, don't worry about it, with Luffy here, he will be taken care of.I'll move a bench to watch the show with peace of mind.

Sure enough, Luffy chased him out.I picked my teeth, tsk tsk and shook my head, these are good friends~~

I waited for a long time, but still didn't see Luffy come back.Can't help but feel a little worried.

Cheers came from outside the door, and I hurried out, only to see Ace boy coming back alone, with a full load of food.I immediately understood that according to the plot, Luffy seemed to be beaten to the bottom of the mountain by Ace.

I stamped my feet angrily, scurrying around like a headless chicken.Luffy, nothing will happen, right? !I hope he doesn't fall on his stomach, otherwise my desire to go home will be in vain.

Thinking of this, I can't care less.

I'm going to find Luffy! !

When I passed by Ace, I lowered my voice and said to him fiercely: "If something happens to that idiot, you should be prepared to be revenged by me for the rest of your life." Seeing Ace's reaction, he rushed to the depths of the forest.

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