[One Piece] The long way home

Luffy and I were crushed... ahem, flattened.

To be precise, Luffy and I were crushed half to death by the menopausal Garp.

At that time, Tianlei's billowing... digressed.The old man Garp stared at me, and suddenly punched Luffy who was still sleeping soundly.I swallowed my saliva and looked at the old man Garp in horror. He pressed his fingers and made a "click click". At this time, I was even more scared.

Old Man Garp held out his hand.Reach out! !He reached out! ! !I stared at him with wide eyes, the sweat in my palms almost drowned the poor grasses.

The old man stretched his little finger into his nostril to dig and dig, and said, "You are the kid picked up by Makino?!" No, I was picked up by your grandson.Seeing me nodding, the old man stretched out his little finger from his nostril, rubbed his nose [beep——], and bounced to the crying Luffy who had been neglected by us for a long time.

I glanced at Luffy, and walked away a few steps calmly.The old man looked at me condescendingly, which made me very stressed.He suddenly said: "Starting today, the little girl will receive training with Luffy. You must become extremely powerful sailors!" So, is the little girl referring to me?Can I say no? !Also, old man Karp, can you stop being so familiar? !Your acquaintance is as unacceptable as Luffy, huh, should I say that you are indeed a grandson! ?

I opened my mouth and wanted to refute, but the old man stared at me with a frightening expression and threatened, "Do you have any objections?"

"No, no comments!" I replied faster than a rocket.

A small figure stood in front of me, and the straw hat on the back of the neck shook slightly, blocking my sight.I looked up in surprise, only to see the domineering declaration from the slightly trembling body: "Little Mio is my partner, so I don't want to be a sailor. We have agreed, we will go to sea together in the future..."

I looked at the boy who stood in my way, trembling with fear.It feels like he looks a little bit like when he grew up, although he is still a guy with few tendons.

The old man Garp was furious: "Then let you taste the old man's iron fist of love, you little bastard." After speaking, he raised his fist to his mouth and let out a sigh of relief, before hammering on Luffy's head.

I wanted to take advantage of the chaos and run away, but I didn't expect that Lu Fei was kicked by the old man and hit me. I almost vomited out the overnight meal, and my whole body was in pain.Suddenly I felt a dangerous aura approaching, I looked up and saw the old man standing in front of me exuding a murderous look, his eyes looked at me like X-rays and Luffy who was as frightened as me.

"Aw——" A group of birds and a dozen fallen trees were startled by screams.

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I picked up the towel and rubbed the undeveloped airport, and gently wiped off the dirt next to a big bloodstain on my arm.

It's been almost half a month since I came here, and I haven't thought of a way to get Luffy to pull out that seed.Eh? !correct!pull out.It's better to put a few crotons and let him pull it out.I suddenly realized that I patted my head, and sure enough, my head became stupid after being with Luffy for a long time.

Suddenly, the door was pushed open with a "bang", and a boy in a straw hat rushed in happily, saying: "Little Mio, it's time to eat, there is a lot of meat..." "Ah..." I screamed and interrupted him If so, pick up the wooden basin next to him and throw it at him.

I jumped out of the tub, wrapped myself in a towel, kicked Luffy out and slammed the door shut.

Of course, this is just a small episode.

After taking a shower and going out, I saw Luffy stuff a chicken leg into his mouth and then take out a big white bone without even a small shred of meat.I am no longer surprised by this strange phenomenon.When Luffy saw me coming out, he greeted me happily. Obviously, he had forgotten what happened just now.This is also one of his few advantages: he does not hold grudges.

I sat next to Lufei, picked up a spoon and took a sip of the seafood soup, um, it was fresh but not fishy, ​​so delicious.Sure enough, Makino is always a model of a good wife and mother.

At this time, Makino came out of the kitchen with the dishes, frowned and said softly: "Oh, Mio is done washing, I'll help you bandage the wound later, girls don't look pretty with scars." , Kapusang strikes too hard, after all, Xiao Mio is still a girl..." That is, I am still a girl no matter what, and I am still a soy saucer. What if I am disabled.

After I finished eating, I ran to Makino and asked her to bandage my wound.Lu Fei has rough skin and thick flesh, these injuries are nothing to him.

In the night when I couldn't see my fingers, I, who sleeps like a pig, actually lost sleep.I opened my eyes and counted the sheep with my fingers. One sheep, two sheep, three frogs had sixteen legs, and four frogs had a few legs...Damn, I couldn't fall asleep like this.

I turned around irritably, and suddenly remembered that the old man Garp said that he would continue training tomorrow when he patted our ass and left.peat! ! !If this goes on like this, the novel will really end up being cheated.

I sat up abruptly, intending to pack up my bed and hide for a while, and said, oh, yes, I have to call that idiot, otherwise he accidentally lost the seeds and I will cry to someone.

My heart is not as good as my action, so I packed my luggage in the dark.

Well, ready to go.I rushed into Luffy's small room, touched the bedside, and looked around furtively.Well, no problem.I woke up the boy on the bed who was holding a straw hat and eating chicken legs.

Luffy sat up dazedly, opened his big eyes dimly, held his straw hat and shrank his little feet.In fact, despite all the bad factors, he is still just a cute little lady.I lay down next to him and whispered, "Luffy, it's me." When Luffy saw me, he rubbed his eyes and said in surprise, "Little Mio..." I knew what he wanted to say, so I calmly erased Yintian's words. Too dark to see the nosebleeds gushing against the foot of the bed.Said: "It's okay, I've been a little angry recently."

I said to Luffy: "Luffy, for our bright future, don't be destroyed by that dead old man who only knows how to think with his nose [beep——]. We must resist! We must rise up and dig up for China. Bah. Anyway, let's run away, come on, get your luggage..." I stuffed the luggage into the hands of the ignorant Luffy, and took his hand to prepare to run.

At this time, the door of the room was kicked flying with a "bang", and it passed over my head and fell into the wall without trembling.

I looked at the angry old man Karp in horror, and then covered my face heavily.

I am desperate for this world.

The author has something to say: I thought no one would watch it, and I almost wanted to give up on it... In short, I hope everyone will support me a lot, and ask for support >3