I didn't become a human today
Chapter 3 Longevity, the Dog Wants to Eat Small Wontons in Chicken Soup
Ji Ran's dog ears tilted back, his perfunctory "Oh", did he believe it or not?If so, why is he still so calm?After all, I have met a living god, shouldn't I bow down to him?No matter how bad it is, I have to say a few words of admiration for him.
Ji Ran's feeling at this moment is like he just released an invincible big move, but in exchange for the other party's fart, he doesn't take him seriously at all.
Ji Ran lowered his ears and vomited to himself, his teeth ached in anger.
Afterwards, he heard the other party say another word calmly after "Oh", "I'll get you something to eat."
Ji Ran immediately pricked up his ears, and wagged his tail unconsciously.look!A table of identity is still useful!He was so indifferent just now, but now he took the initiative to bring him food.
Now he is full of confidence, and he speaks with his head held high, "Then I want to eat small wontons in chicken soup. It is best to have two kinds of fillings for small wontons, one is vegetable and pork filling, and the other is carrot. Shrimp stuffing. Soup. Originally, free-range chicken was the most suitable for simmering soup, but now it is not particular about those in remote areas. As long as it is chicken soup, oh yes, remember to sprinkle a handful of dried seaweed when it comes out of the pot. Shrimp skin is even better."
Thanks to Mr. Liang's good temper, if ordinary people meet such a dog who pushes his nose and face, he will probably be stewed in five spices.
During dinner time in the evening, the tired travelers who had slept with their heads covered to avoid the wind and snow during the day all came downstairs.Most of them are goods merchants traveling north and south, wearing deerskin coats and thick boots on their feet. Looking at the past, they are all bearded, thick-backed men with bad tempers, but they don’t pay much attention to food, as long as there is meat and wine. .
There are also Lingnan people with thin skin and tender flesh, who can’t stand the snowy wind in the extreme north, and sit at a table in twos and threes. The dark skinned ones are swordsmen, and the lighter skinned ones are young masters. They shout that they are not used to the local dishes, and their clothes are stained Ashes, just keep rubbing.
The proprietress of the inn twisted her water snake waist and handed a pot of wine to the merchants, and then turned to appease the Lingnan people, "Hey, you are not used to spicy food. It snows in our place for half a year. If you don't eat some chili, you won't be able to warm up your body. If you are not used to eating it, I will ask the kitchen to reduce the spiciness."
The proprietress walked through the crowd with ease, and as soon as she reached the door of the back kitchen, she saw the handsome boy with an indifferent face during the day, rolling up his sleeves and chopping shrimp in the back kitchen.
His movements are very rusty, he doesn't look like a person who can cook, his eyes become blank from time to time, and when he finds the ingredients he wants, he instantly has a look.
She stood behind the door, holding back the boy in the back kitchen, "What's going on inside?"
The young man complained bitterly, "I've never seen such a picky person. As soon as he came in, he said he wanted a bowl of small wontons with chicken soup. The wonton skins had to be freshly rolled, and the wonton fillings had to have two kinds of fillings. The chicken must also be free-range chicken, dried seaweed, and small shrimp skins. I said we don’t have seaweed shrimp skins here, and we don’t make small wontons in chicken soup. Yes, where can I find these?"
"Where's the silver?"
"Here." The servant bit the bullet and obediently offered the silver.
The proprietress rubbed the silver ingot with her thumb in satisfaction. In the current world, a bucket of rice sells for ten fen, and one tael of silver is converted into a thousand copper coins. , the shot is even more generous than those cultivating immortals.
With a happy expression on her face, she took out a few copper coins and gave them to the boy, "Go and ask those merchants, they should have them there, just give them to me to serve."
"Okay." The boy put the copper coins away, and entered the back kitchen with a flattering face, "Grandpa, let me come, this wonton stuffing is not so harmonious..."
The waiter outside the shop has already rushed towards the proprietress, the admiration on his face has not faded, "Shopkeeper, some immortal cultivators are here!"
The proprietress stroked her bun and hurried out to entertain.
Everyone knows that Xiuxian spends a lot of money, did she meet the God of Wealth today?
As soon as those cultivators entered the door, all eyes were on them.
There were men and women in that group, all dressed in luxurious white satin, with elegant bamboo leaf patterns rolled around the cuffs, and jade belts around their waists, and a hollowed-out silver ball hung from the jade belt, which seemed to contain some Luminous beads, colorful lights come out from the hollow of the silver ball, it is not obvious during the day, but at night, it is like hanging a small lantern.
With a wink, they all saw their identities.
In such a cold day, those few people were wearing extremely thin clothes, but they didn't feel cold at all, which was really admirable.
"Did you see that silver ball? Only those cultivating immortals hang silver balls around their waists. The glistening things in that ball are all monster inner alchemy that they beheaded."
"What are the cultivators doing here? It's not peaceful around here recently?"
The diners whispered among themselves, "You don't know? Many people have disappeared recently. I don't know what they were taken away. No one is alive or dead..."
At this time, Mr. Liang, who was still in the back kitchen, didn't hear anything outside the window, and was focused on learning how to make wontons.
He learned quickly, and the boy didn't bother to teach him. Although he had never cooked before, fortunately, he was so talented that he learned everything just by looking at it.
It was already dark when he returned to the stable with the hot ravioli.
Ji Ran was still scratching his neck with his hind legs. He didn't dare to speak when Mr. Liang was away, for fear of startling the horses in the stable.
"Is it tasty?"
"The soup is delicious, and the wontons are just like that. I can't bite into the stuffing, and I can't taste the taste."
Ji Ran rolled up a small wonton with his tongue, trying to crush the wonton with one side of his dog teeth. After several attempts, he could only swallow it whole.
He licked his nose and muttered as he ate, "You have never been a dog, so I don't know how I feel now. This mouth full of dog teeth is fine if you bite hard, but you can't bite together when you eat soft ones. You can only use swallowed ones." .”
He was so hungry that he ate the whole bowl in two bites.
"I see that you have a good appetite after becoming a dog." Liang Xingye crossed his arms, not forgetting to tease him.
Ji Ran raised his dog's head, "It's as if you knew me before, how did you know that I had a bad appetite before I was a dog?"
Mr. Liang didn't speak.
Ji Ran didn't continue to struggle with this issue, he turned his head to the south, took a deep breath, and said to Mr. Liang: "I think it's safer for you to stay in the stable tonight, the wind is mixed with The smell of blood, that thing is coming."
"What is that thing?"
"It's a very powerful thing." Ji Ran smelled the smell, and gradually became agitated, "Did you see what happened to me now? It's all caused by that thing. Anyway, I can't beat it, at least I just faced it head-on. .”
Now that the snow is so heavy, it is impossible to run away, but in this way, everyone in the inn will suffer tonight.
"I'll help you avenge." Mr. Liang said out of nowhere.
"Just you?" Ji Ran felt a little funny, "I'm a loose immortal, but I can't beat that thing, can you beat it? Besides, you don't cultivate immortality, how can you beat a mortal?"
An accident is bound to happen at the inn tonight, Ji Ran has an inexplicable sense of mission.
He held the arm-thick hemp rope in his mouth, "You help me untie the rope, I'll think of a way to see if I can drive that thing away first, at least through tonight."
"Are you sure?" Liang Xingye expressed doubts about his self-control.
"Of course. I'm usually only easily driven by animal instinct when I'm hungry, and it doesn't matter when I'm full." After finishing speaking, he suddenly realized that Hoshino's eyes were a little strange, "Don't you think so?" I really thought I fell in love with that little bitch... This kind of joke can't be taken!"
It is true that the little bitch is really cute, and the long hair touched my little heart.
Ji Ran didn't dare to say this, and he didn't dare to continue thinking about it, so he could only force himself to change the subject.
"The more I look at you, the more familiar you look. Have we met before?"
After Ji Ran ate and drank his fill, the problem of chattering broke out again.
"You stay away from me."
"why?"
"You have lice."
……
……
Not far away, on a mountain peak filled with snow and mist, a red blood corpse left a row of bloody footprints along the straight ridge.
Ji Ran's feeling at this moment is like he just released an invincible big move, but in exchange for the other party's fart, he doesn't take him seriously at all.
Ji Ran lowered his ears and vomited to himself, his teeth ached in anger.
Afterwards, he heard the other party say another word calmly after "Oh", "I'll get you something to eat."
Ji Ran immediately pricked up his ears, and wagged his tail unconsciously.look!A table of identity is still useful!He was so indifferent just now, but now he took the initiative to bring him food.
Now he is full of confidence, and he speaks with his head held high, "Then I want to eat small wontons in chicken soup. It is best to have two kinds of fillings for small wontons, one is vegetable and pork filling, and the other is carrot. Shrimp stuffing. Soup. Originally, free-range chicken was the most suitable for simmering soup, but now it is not particular about those in remote areas. As long as it is chicken soup, oh yes, remember to sprinkle a handful of dried seaweed when it comes out of the pot. Shrimp skin is even better."
Thanks to Mr. Liang's good temper, if ordinary people meet such a dog who pushes his nose and face, he will probably be stewed in five spices.
During dinner time in the evening, the tired travelers who had slept with their heads covered to avoid the wind and snow during the day all came downstairs.Most of them are goods merchants traveling north and south, wearing deerskin coats and thick boots on their feet. Looking at the past, they are all bearded, thick-backed men with bad tempers, but they don’t pay much attention to food, as long as there is meat and wine. .
There are also Lingnan people with thin skin and tender flesh, who can’t stand the snowy wind in the extreme north, and sit at a table in twos and threes. The dark skinned ones are swordsmen, and the lighter skinned ones are young masters. They shout that they are not used to the local dishes, and their clothes are stained Ashes, just keep rubbing.
The proprietress of the inn twisted her water snake waist and handed a pot of wine to the merchants, and then turned to appease the Lingnan people, "Hey, you are not used to spicy food. It snows in our place for half a year. If you don't eat some chili, you won't be able to warm up your body. If you are not used to eating it, I will ask the kitchen to reduce the spiciness."
The proprietress walked through the crowd with ease, and as soon as she reached the door of the back kitchen, she saw the handsome boy with an indifferent face during the day, rolling up his sleeves and chopping shrimp in the back kitchen.
His movements are very rusty, he doesn't look like a person who can cook, his eyes become blank from time to time, and when he finds the ingredients he wants, he instantly has a look.
She stood behind the door, holding back the boy in the back kitchen, "What's going on inside?"
The young man complained bitterly, "I've never seen such a picky person. As soon as he came in, he said he wanted a bowl of small wontons with chicken soup. The wonton skins had to be freshly rolled, and the wonton fillings had to have two kinds of fillings. The chicken must also be free-range chicken, dried seaweed, and small shrimp skins. I said we don’t have seaweed shrimp skins here, and we don’t make small wontons in chicken soup. Yes, where can I find these?"
"Where's the silver?"
"Here." The servant bit the bullet and obediently offered the silver.
The proprietress rubbed the silver ingot with her thumb in satisfaction. In the current world, a bucket of rice sells for ten fen, and one tael of silver is converted into a thousand copper coins. , the shot is even more generous than those cultivating immortals.
With a happy expression on her face, she took out a few copper coins and gave them to the boy, "Go and ask those merchants, they should have them there, just give them to me to serve."
"Okay." The boy put the copper coins away, and entered the back kitchen with a flattering face, "Grandpa, let me come, this wonton stuffing is not so harmonious..."
The waiter outside the shop has already rushed towards the proprietress, the admiration on his face has not faded, "Shopkeeper, some immortal cultivators are here!"
The proprietress stroked her bun and hurried out to entertain.
Everyone knows that Xiuxian spends a lot of money, did she meet the God of Wealth today?
As soon as those cultivators entered the door, all eyes were on them.
There were men and women in that group, all dressed in luxurious white satin, with elegant bamboo leaf patterns rolled around the cuffs, and jade belts around their waists, and a hollowed-out silver ball hung from the jade belt, which seemed to contain some Luminous beads, colorful lights come out from the hollow of the silver ball, it is not obvious during the day, but at night, it is like hanging a small lantern.
With a wink, they all saw their identities.
In such a cold day, those few people were wearing extremely thin clothes, but they didn't feel cold at all, which was really admirable.
"Did you see that silver ball? Only those cultivating immortals hang silver balls around their waists. The glistening things in that ball are all monster inner alchemy that they beheaded."
"What are the cultivators doing here? It's not peaceful around here recently?"
The diners whispered among themselves, "You don't know? Many people have disappeared recently. I don't know what they were taken away. No one is alive or dead..."
At this time, Mr. Liang, who was still in the back kitchen, didn't hear anything outside the window, and was focused on learning how to make wontons.
He learned quickly, and the boy didn't bother to teach him. Although he had never cooked before, fortunately, he was so talented that he learned everything just by looking at it.
It was already dark when he returned to the stable with the hot ravioli.
Ji Ran was still scratching his neck with his hind legs. He didn't dare to speak when Mr. Liang was away, for fear of startling the horses in the stable.
"Is it tasty?"
"The soup is delicious, and the wontons are just like that. I can't bite into the stuffing, and I can't taste the taste."
Ji Ran rolled up a small wonton with his tongue, trying to crush the wonton with one side of his dog teeth. After several attempts, he could only swallow it whole.
He licked his nose and muttered as he ate, "You have never been a dog, so I don't know how I feel now. This mouth full of dog teeth is fine if you bite hard, but you can't bite together when you eat soft ones. You can only use swallowed ones." .”
He was so hungry that he ate the whole bowl in two bites.
"I see that you have a good appetite after becoming a dog." Liang Xingye crossed his arms, not forgetting to tease him.
Ji Ran raised his dog's head, "It's as if you knew me before, how did you know that I had a bad appetite before I was a dog?"
Mr. Liang didn't speak.
Ji Ran didn't continue to struggle with this issue, he turned his head to the south, took a deep breath, and said to Mr. Liang: "I think it's safer for you to stay in the stable tonight, the wind is mixed with The smell of blood, that thing is coming."
"What is that thing?"
"It's a very powerful thing." Ji Ran smelled the smell, and gradually became agitated, "Did you see what happened to me now? It's all caused by that thing. Anyway, I can't beat it, at least I just faced it head-on. .”
Now that the snow is so heavy, it is impossible to run away, but in this way, everyone in the inn will suffer tonight.
"I'll help you avenge." Mr. Liang said out of nowhere.
"Just you?" Ji Ran felt a little funny, "I'm a loose immortal, but I can't beat that thing, can you beat it? Besides, you don't cultivate immortality, how can you beat a mortal?"
An accident is bound to happen at the inn tonight, Ji Ran has an inexplicable sense of mission.
He held the arm-thick hemp rope in his mouth, "You help me untie the rope, I'll think of a way to see if I can drive that thing away first, at least through tonight."
"Are you sure?" Liang Xingye expressed doubts about his self-control.
"Of course. I'm usually only easily driven by animal instinct when I'm hungry, and it doesn't matter when I'm full." After finishing speaking, he suddenly realized that Hoshino's eyes were a little strange, "Don't you think so?" I really thought I fell in love with that little bitch... This kind of joke can't be taken!"
It is true that the little bitch is really cute, and the long hair touched my little heart.
Ji Ran didn't dare to say this, and he didn't dare to continue thinking about it, so he could only force himself to change the subject.
"The more I look at you, the more familiar you look. Have we met before?"
After Ji Ran ate and drank his fill, the problem of chattering broke out again.
"You stay away from me."
"why?"
"You have lice."
……
……
Not far away, on a mountain peak filled with snow and mist, a red blood corpse left a row of bloody footprints along the straight ridge.
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