I didn't become a human today
Chapter 2 The inn announces that male dogs are not allowed to enter
It was getting dark, and only one person and one dog found an inn where they could stay in the snow.
The waiter in the shop was wearing an extremely bulky rough coat with a yellowed cloth handkerchief on his shoulders, and he saw Liang Xingye wearing a fox fur shawl from a long distance away. , smiling all over his face.
"Oh, please come inside, guest officer."
Ji Ran shook the snow on his body as a matter of course and wanted to follow in, but the waiter waved his handkerchief and stopped him in disgust, "Where did you come from, the stray dogs, go and go!"
Hey!There is no way for people to become dogs these days, and even the door of the inn is not allowed to enter.Looking at Liang Xingye again, he was already welcomed in as a distinguished guest, and he asked for his health, fearing that he might not take good care of him.
Ji Ran wrinkled his nose angrily and bared his teeth, "Wow!"
After hearing the barking of the dog, Liang Xingye at the door finally realized that he also has a dog from today on. He turned around and greeted the waiter, "That's my dog."
"Male and female?"
"male."
The shop waiter looked regretful, "Guest officer, there is a sign at the door of our shop, and male dogs are not allowed to enter. Do you think this is okay? Our inn has a stable. I will help you find a rope to tie the dog to the stable."
At the door, Ji Ran is digging the ground again. After scraping the front legs, he is digging the back legs, so angry. There is really such a sign at the door. What does it mean that male dogs are not allowed in?So this sign was put up specifically for him?Male dogs cannot enter, but can female dogs enter?This is downright sexist!
The waiter with a pockmarked face finished wiping the tables and benches, and carefully waited for Liang Xingye to sit down, "It's like this, the proprietress has a female Shih Tzu dog, which is in estrus."
Ji Ran at the door almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. The bitch's estrus has half a dime relationship with me. How can you tell that I would like your boss's mother's bitch?Granted I could smell it right at the door, sure, uh... I just want to see what that little bitch looks like, and just do nothing.
Hearing the sound, the proprietress of the inn slowly walked to the railing with the Shih Tzu dog in her arms. On such a cold day, she was dressed very thinly, with a gold hairpin inserted obliquely into her hair, leaning against the railing in a charming manner. Glancing at Hoshino, there was light in his eyes, "It's okay, let that dog in."
Ji Ran had already seen the shih tzu now, and the smell became stronger. For some reason, he coaxed in his head, and ran towards the shih tzu uncontrollably.
Just halfway through the run, a white hand grabbed the back of the neck and lifted him up.
Mr. Liang lifted him out of the door with a look of disgust, and threw him heavily into the snow. Ji Ran landed in the snow with a "wow", smashing into a snow pit.
Inside the door, he calmly blew the dog hair sticking to his fingers, and told the waiter: "Tie it to the stable, remember to find a thicker rope."
Ji Ran: "..."
……
……
The conditions in the stables were not much better than those in the ruined temple. It was covered with thatch and leaked air from all directions, especially the smell of horse manure, which made Ji Ran's head ache.
Aggrieved, he stood in the thatch pile and turned around a few times, scratching and pulling, and made a grass nest indiscriminately, and lay down, with a wrist-thick hemp rope tied around his neck.Now that he has completely calmed down, speaking of it, he still has to thank him. If he hadn't stopped him, an accident would have happened just now.
Compared with him, the living conditions of some people are much better than him.
Liang Xingye asked for an upper room. The room was on the second floor. Compared with ordinary rooms, it had two more windows, and the furnishings in the room were a little more delicate.
He untied the bundle that he carried with him, and took out a sword from it.At first glance, the sword is very ordinary, with a simple scabbard, neither inlaid with gold or jade, nor decorated with precious stones, nor even the most basic patterns.But if you look carefully, you will find that the carvings on the hilt are like stars moving. When the sword is drawn, a deep light flashes from the sword body, like clear water flowing through a pond.
He has the habit of carrying two swords with him, and this one is the one he never uses.He wiped the sword carefully as usual, then wrapped it in silk cloth and put it away, and went out to watch the dog.
In the stable, Xiaoer had just added some food to the manger, and the horses poked their heads out to eat in twos and threes. They were eating very restlessly, breathing rapidly, with their ears flattened back on their necks, kicking their legs backwards from time to time .
Ji Ran huddled at the back of the stable, facing the horse's buttocks, lying there very pitifully. Whenever the horse kicked back, he would jump up in panic, his head retracted, but he was caught by the hemp rope. Hanging there, the miscellaneous hair all over the body is curled up listlessly, with a miserable appearance of being bullied.
Liang Xingye walked into the stable with a bowl filled with water, and comforted the frightened horse in front of Ji Ran. He just patted the horse's neck, and the horse gradually relaxed.
Liang Xingye walked up to Ji Ran, put the bowl on the ground, and uttered two very short words: "Drink water."
Ji Ran also relaxed a little, moved his wet nose to the bowl and sniffed, opened his dog's mouth, and said in an extremely aggrieved tone, "I want to drink warm water."
He took a quick look at Mr. Liang's expression, and found that he had bent over and picked up the bowl again, as if he was about to change the warm water, so he added shyly, "I'm not used to rough clay bowls, and this one There are notches on the rim of the bowl, which is easy to cut the tongue, I am used to using Longquan yellow glaze lotus petal bowl, if not, blue and white Linglong porcelain is also suitable."
Ji Ran thinks that he is a person who pursues the quality of life. Before he became a Sanxian, he was born in a wealthy family. He usually has the best food and clothing. His current fussy habit.
Liang Xingye's face was cold, and the cold light in his eyes swept over Ji Ran, "Would you like to drink or not." After finishing speaking, he held the bowl and pretended to leave.
He is not used to him.
A dog who picks a bowl to drink water?Don't even think about it.
Ji Ran recognized the signs, saw that there was nothing to do, and hurriedly raised his right front paw to greet the air to show his retention, "Hey, hey, put it down, I'll just drink it."
He has lived a poor life, and he is used to a rich life.He can make do without these things, but he can't make do for a long time. When the conditions are good, he will definitely fight for it, try to make life go smoothly, and improve his food and clothing expenses to a higher level.
Ji Ran was originally born in a wealthy family. His rich father was known as the number one richest businessman in the north and south back then, and he got whatever he wanted.Ji Ran's original intention of cultivating immortality is to enjoy happiness forever.
The lifespan of a mortal is only a few decades, so what if the reincarnation is good in this life?After enjoying the blessings for decades, he is about to go west of Hexi. The wealth of Wan Guan's family may soon be ruined by his children and grandchildren.If he cultivated immortality, at least his lifespan would not be limited, and he would not grow old. In the days to come, he could do as much as he wanted.
Liang Xingye turned around helplessly and put the water on the ground for him. Just as he was about to leave, he heard the dog talking again. His tone was sincere, and his attitude was still very good.
"Thank you for the Shih Tzu incident today. If it weren't for you, I'd probably have left a litter of puppies in this place. If I were really a dog, it wouldn't be a bad thing to have a litter of puppies, but I'm not Dog. Let me tell you the truth, I am a Loose Immortal, something went wrong a few days ago, the Yuan Dan was broken, and the immortal power was lost."
Before he could speak, he hurriedly proved himself again, "I can raise my dog's paw and swear to the sky, everything I said is true, if there is a false statement, the sky will be struck by lightning!"
He confessed his sincerity, and even made a poisonous oath, just because he was afraid that the other party would not believe him, but after hearing what he said, Xingye's eyes were as calm as spring water reflecting the full moon.
"Oh."
that's it?
The waiter in the shop was wearing an extremely bulky rough coat with a yellowed cloth handkerchief on his shoulders, and he saw Liang Xingye wearing a fox fur shawl from a long distance away. , smiling all over his face.
"Oh, please come inside, guest officer."
Ji Ran shook the snow on his body as a matter of course and wanted to follow in, but the waiter waved his handkerchief and stopped him in disgust, "Where did you come from, the stray dogs, go and go!"
Hey!There is no way for people to become dogs these days, and even the door of the inn is not allowed to enter.Looking at Liang Xingye again, he was already welcomed in as a distinguished guest, and he asked for his health, fearing that he might not take good care of him.
Ji Ran wrinkled his nose angrily and bared his teeth, "Wow!"
After hearing the barking of the dog, Liang Xingye at the door finally realized that he also has a dog from today on. He turned around and greeted the waiter, "That's my dog."
"Male and female?"
"male."
The shop waiter looked regretful, "Guest officer, there is a sign at the door of our shop, and male dogs are not allowed to enter. Do you think this is okay? Our inn has a stable. I will help you find a rope to tie the dog to the stable."
At the door, Ji Ran is digging the ground again. After scraping the front legs, he is digging the back legs, so angry. There is really such a sign at the door. What does it mean that male dogs are not allowed in?So this sign was put up specifically for him?Male dogs cannot enter, but can female dogs enter?This is downright sexist!
The waiter with a pockmarked face finished wiping the tables and benches, and carefully waited for Liang Xingye to sit down, "It's like this, the proprietress has a female Shih Tzu dog, which is in estrus."
Ji Ran at the door almost spat out a mouthful of old blood. The bitch's estrus has half a dime relationship with me. How can you tell that I would like your boss's mother's bitch?Granted I could smell it right at the door, sure, uh... I just want to see what that little bitch looks like, and just do nothing.
Hearing the sound, the proprietress of the inn slowly walked to the railing with the Shih Tzu dog in her arms. On such a cold day, she was dressed very thinly, with a gold hairpin inserted obliquely into her hair, leaning against the railing in a charming manner. Glancing at Hoshino, there was light in his eyes, "It's okay, let that dog in."
Ji Ran had already seen the shih tzu now, and the smell became stronger. For some reason, he coaxed in his head, and ran towards the shih tzu uncontrollably.
Just halfway through the run, a white hand grabbed the back of the neck and lifted him up.
Mr. Liang lifted him out of the door with a look of disgust, and threw him heavily into the snow. Ji Ran landed in the snow with a "wow", smashing into a snow pit.
Inside the door, he calmly blew the dog hair sticking to his fingers, and told the waiter: "Tie it to the stable, remember to find a thicker rope."
Ji Ran: "..."
……
……
The conditions in the stables were not much better than those in the ruined temple. It was covered with thatch and leaked air from all directions, especially the smell of horse manure, which made Ji Ran's head ache.
Aggrieved, he stood in the thatch pile and turned around a few times, scratching and pulling, and made a grass nest indiscriminately, and lay down, with a wrist-thick hemp rope tied around his neck.Now that he has completely calmed down, speaking of it, he still has to thank him. If he hadn't stopped him, an accident would have happened just now.
Compared with him, the living conditions of some people are much better than him.
Liang Xingye asked for an upper room. The room was on the second floor. Compared with ordinary rooms, it had two more windows, and the furnishings in the room were a little more delicate.
He untied the bundle that he carried with him, and took out a sword from it.At first glance, the sword is very ordinary, with a simple scabbard, neither inlaid with gold or jade, nor decorated with precious stones, nor even the most basic patterns.But if you look carefully, you will find that the carvings on the hilt are like stars moving. When the sword is drawn, a deep light flashes from the sword body, like clear water flowing through a pond.
He has the habit of carrying two swords with him, and this one is the one he never uses.He wiped the sword carefully as usual, then wrapped it in silk cloth and put it away, and went out to watch the dog.
In the stable, Xiaoer had just added some food to the manger, and the horses poked their heads out to eat in twos and threes. They were eating very restlessly, breathing rapidly, with their ears flattened back on their necks, kicking their legs backwards from time to time .
Ji Ran huddled at the back of the stable, facing the horse's buttocks, lying there very pitifully. Whenever the horse kicked back, he would jump up in panic, his head retracted, but he was caught by the hemp rope. Hanging there, the miscellaneous hair all over the body is curled up listlessly, with a miserable appearance of being bullied.
Liang Xingye walked into the stable with a bowl filled with water, and comforted the frightened horse in front of Ji Ran. He just patted the horse's neck, and the horse gradually relaxed.
Liang Xingye walked up to Ji Ran, put the bowl on the ground, and uttered two very short words: "Drink water."
Ji Ran also relaxed a little, moved his wet nose to the bowl and sniffed, opened his dog's mouth, and said in an extremely aggrieved tone, "I want to drink warm water."
He took a quick look at Mr. Liang's expression, and found that he had bent over and picked up the bowl again, as if he was about to change the warm water, so he added shyly, "I'm not used to rough clay bowls, and this one There are notches on the rim of the bowl, which is easy to cut the tongue, I am used to using Longquan yellow glaze lotus petal bowl, if not, blue and white Linglong porcelain is also suitable."
Ji Ran thinks that he is a person who pursues the quality of life. Before he became a Sanxian, he was born in a wealthy family. He usually has the best food and clothing. His current fussy habit.
Liang Xingye's face was cold, and the cold light in his eyes swept over Ji Ran, "Would you like to drink or not." After finishing speaking, he held the bowl and pretended to leave.
He is not used to him.
A dog who picks a bowl to drink water?Don't even think about it.
Ji Ran recognized the signs, saw that there was nothing to do, and hurriedly raised his right front paw to greet the air to show his retention, "Hey, hey, put it down, I'll just drink it."
He has lived a poor life, and he is used to a rich life.He can make do without these things, but he can't make do for a long time. When the conditions are good, he will definitely fight for it, try to make life go smoothly, and improve his food and clothing expenses to a higher level.
Ji Ran was originally born in a wealthy family. His rich father was known as the number one richest businessman in the north and south back then, and he got whatever he wanted.Ji Ran's original intention of cultivating immortality is to enjoy happiness forever.
The lifespan of a mortal is only a few decades, so what if the reincarnation is good in this life?After enjoying the blessings for decades, he is about to go west of Hexi. The wealth of Wan Guan's family may soon be ruined by his children and grandchildren.If he cultivated immortality, at least his lifespan would not be limited, and he would not grow old. In the days to come, he could do as much as he wanted.
Liang Xingye turned around helplessly and put the water on the ground for him. Just as he was about to leave, he heard the dog talking again. His tone was sincere, and his attitude was still very good.
"Thank you for the Shih Tzu incident today. If it weren't for you, I'd probably have left a litter of puppies in this place. If I were really a dog, it wouldn't be a bad thing to have a litter of puppies, but I'm not Dog. Let me tell you the truth, I am a Loose Immortal, something went wrong a few days ago, the Yuan Dan was broken, and the immortal power was lost."
Before he could speak, he hurriedly proved himself again, "I can raise my dog's paw and swear to the sky, everything I said is true, if there is a false statement, the sky will be struck by lightning!"
He confessed his sincerity, and even made a poisonous oath, just because he was afraid that the other party would not believe him, but after hearing what he said, Xingye's eyes were as calm as spring water reflecting the full moon.
"Oh."
that's it?
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