"Daoist, come to my house and have a look."
"Master Dao, and my family!"
"Daoist, come to my house first, I always think my toilet is very eerie!"
Seeing the expectant eyes of the crowd outside the door, both Uncle You and Yaoqing froze. Hu Yaoqing walked to Uncle You with the jar in his arms, pulled his sleeve and asked, "Uncle Master, what should we do now?"
Uncle You turned his head and said: "Let's go in order." After finishing speaking, he looked at the people in Renjia Town outside the door and said: "Everyone wait, I will go to see the toilets of every household. Go home and wait."
After some persuasion, the townspeople outside finally left, and Uncle You and Hu Yaoqing dragged their tired bodies to the next house to check the toilet.
In the evening, Hu Yaoqing and Uncle You returned to Yizhuang with heavy steps. When they were going back, they bumped into Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng who were also tired.
"Junior brother, did you find it?" Uncle Jiu asked Uncle You.
"No, brother, have you caught the zombie yet?" Uncle Friends asked.
"No." Uncle Jiu shook his head and said, while Qiu Sheng and Hu Yaoqing on the other side were both tired, sitting on chairs and panting.
Hu Yaoqing felt that she was exhausted now, and today, most of the wine jars were held by her, because Uncle You wanted to go into the toilet to check if there were toilet ghosts, so in this case, she could only hold the jar .
"By the way, where is Wencai?" Uncle Jiu asked after scanning the front hall for a few times. Usually, Wencai would be exercising in the front hall at this time.
"Master, I'm here!" Wen Cai came in from the door, holding a pot of soup in his hand, Hu Yaoqing could smell the aroma of chicken.
"Master, I'm almost in good health. Today I see that you are all busy, so I want to cook you a meal." Wen Cai said as he put the soup pot on the table: "Master, come and eat quickly."
Seeing Wen Cai's appearance, Uncle Jiu's serious expression softened a little, and he said, "You should continue to exercise after eating, let's eat first."
"Okay, Master." Wen Cai said.
Today everyone was so hungry that they started to eat and drink as soon as they sat down. At first, Hu Yaoqing thought that her appetite must have been affected by watching the toilet all day, but after she really ate, all the disgusting scenes were covered by her Her mind was automatically blocked, and she finished her meal deliciously.
After eating, she and Qiu Sheng helped Wen Cai clean up the dishes, while Uncle Jiu and Uncle Friends sat together to discuss today's situation.
When Hu Yaoqing, Qiusheng, and Wencai came back after packing up the dishes, they saw that there was another person in the front hall. It was Ren Tingting's cousin Awei, and what puzzled the three was that he actually knelt in front of Uncle Jiu.
Hu Yaoqing and the three looked at each other suspiciously. They didn't know what Ah Wei was here for, so the three immediately stood behind the door to peek at what happened.
As soon as Hu Yaoqing and the others walked over, Ah Wei started to move. He rushed forward and grabbed Uncle Jiu's pants and said, "Uncle Jiu! Just accept me as your disciple. I'm really scared by those zombies." Yes, I really want to learn something from you, so that I won’t be so embarrassed when I encounter zombies in the future.”
"..." Hu Yaoqing, why does this guy have the same thoughts as hers!
"Captain..." Uncle Jiu looked very embarrassed, he stretched out his hand to help Ah Wei up, but Ah Wei couldn't get up even though he was kneeling on the ground.
Uncle Jiu said helplessly: "Captain, it is very hard work in our line of work. You are still the captain of the security team in the town. You have heavy responsibilities. It is safer than being a Taoist priest, and I already have two apprentices." I can't take the third one with me."
"Uncle Jiu, I won't hide it from you. You must have heard about it. The outside world is getting more and more chaotic, and the flames of war in the north are about to reach our side. Marshal Long from Renjia Town also took him with him a while ago. My wife has left us, and now only the security team is left in Renjia Town to protect the townspeople, and because there are too many dead people outside, there are already rumors of zombies in many places..." At this point, Awei wailed He threw himself onto Uncle Jiu's lap.
"Uncle Jiu, after the previous few incidents, I also realized my own shortcomings and the horror of zombies. At the same time, I also hope that I can be able to protect the folks in this town. Uncle Jiu, you just accept I'll be your disciple!" Awei begged, grabbing Uncle Jiu's pants.
Uncle Jiu looked at Awei and pondered for a while, then he looked at Uncle You, who quickly waved his hands and said, "Senior Brother, you know that my apprentice Jia Le is very naughty, and I can take him alone. The place is very remote, so we can't take him there."
"Then the rest of the brothers..." Uncle Jiu was interrupted by Uncle You before he finished speaking.
"Forget it, senior brother. You know what he looks like, senior senior brother Ma Madi. You must not worry about senior brother Ma Madi. Senior sister Cane is not here now, and senior sister Lian is not allowed to marry now. Senior brother, if you really have If you want to let him enter the Maoshan School, then you can accept him yourself." Uncle You said.
After figuring out the ins and outs, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai on the side began to whisper, and Hu Yaoqing, who was standing between them, naturally heard what they said clearly.
"Is Master going to accept that guy?" Wen Cai asked in a low voice.
"Who knows." Qiu Sheng pouted.
"I don't like that guy," Wen Cai said.
"I don't like him too much," Qiu Sheng said.
"In this case, if the uncle accepts him, wouldn't he be the junior brother of the two of you? Then you can order him around." Hu Yaoqing stepped in and said.
After Wencai and Qiusheng heard this, their eyes lit up at the same time, they looked at Hu Yaoqing and said, "This is not bad!"
After thinking about it for a while, Uncle Jiu said, "Captain, you should go back tonight first, and I'll think about it later."
"Uncle Nine..." Awei pursed his lips, but he still stood up, and before leaving, he said goodbye to Uncle Nine and Uncle Friends.
After Awei left, Uncle You asked Uncle Jiu: "Senior Brother, what are you worried about?"
Uncle Jiu nodded and said: "Well, the captain is not a completely cunning villain, but he still has some problems in his conduct. Junior brother, you also know that if the treacherous people learn the Maoshan spell, they will create even bigger troubles." Disastrous, before that, I want to see more before making a decision."
"Brother, what you said is that if people with evil thoughts learn the Maoshan technique, then they will do more harm than demons and ghosts." Uncle You said solemnly.
"That's right, Wencai and Qiusheng were accepted at the beginning because I think these two brats are still young, and I can teach them the principles of life. Although they are always mischievous until now, they have no intention of doing evil. Later, Aunt Cane took Yaoqing in because I saw that Yaoqing was a good kid." Uncle Jiu took a sip of tea while talking.
On the other side, Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, and Hu Yaoqing who were mentioned were all moved by Uncle Jiu's evaluation of them.
They didn't expect Uncle Jiu to see them in this way. Hu Yaoqing even saw the eyes of Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai glisten. It seemed that Uncle Jiu's position was very important in the hearts of these two guys.
"By the way, Senior Brother, speaking of it, I found a strange thing when Yaoqing and I went out to catch that fierce ghost today." Uncle You said.
Hearing this, Hu Yaoqing's ears perked up, she didn't notice anything strange.
"What's the matter?" Uncle Jiu asked.
"Today, Yaoqing and I passed by a bamboo forest. There was a dilapidated thatched hut in the bamboo forest. At that time, I went to check it out. What surprised me was that there was no toilet ghost in the latrine, but the Yin Qi in the bamboo forest But it is very heavy, I don't know if there is something dirty." Uncle You said.
bamboo forest?Hu Yaoqing thought about it, today they passed by a bamboo forest, at that time she only thought that this bamboo forest was very artistic, the blue sky and green bamboos looked very beautiful, and she didn't feel any yin at all...
Thinking of this, Hu Yaoqing couldn't help covering her face, it seems that she still has something to learn.
"..." Uncle Jiu lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked Uncle Friends, "Do you still remember where the forest is?"
"Remember..." Then, Uncle You told Uncle Jiu the location of Lin Zi, and after he finished speaking, he asked, "What's the matter, brother, what's wrong with Lin Zi?"
"I think there might be some bamboos in the bamboo forest that have grown into spirits," said Uncle Jiu.
"Bamboo becomes spirit? Isn't that the bamboo leaf ghost." Uncle Friends said.
"It should be, but that thing generally won't harm people, unless someone wants to hurt it, let's deal with the toilet ghost and zombie first, and I will find time to seal the forest later." Uncle Jiu said.
At this time, Hu Yaoqing and the others had almost eavesdropped, so they walked in pretending that they had just returned.
"Master, where are we going to find zombies tomorrow?" Qiu Sheng walked over and asked.
"Tomorrow, let's go to the small woods to the west and look for it. By the way, Qiusheng, you can buy some thicker ropes tomorrow. The orangutan zombie is probably stronger than other zombies, and ordinary ropes may not be able to bind it. .” Uncle Nine said.
"Good master." Qiu Sheng nodded in agreement.
Then, it was getting late, so Uncle Jiu asked everyone to go back to their rooms to rest, except Wen Cai, who had to exercise in the front hall for a while before going to bed.
In the past few days, because Wen Cai had to detoxify the corpse, he couldn't visit the morgue. After talking to his aunt, Qiu Sheng moved to Yizhuang to visit the morgue for Wen Cai.
The moon rose and the moon set, and another night passed. The sun in the east slowly rose. Hu Yaoqing was used to getting up early. These few mornings, she and Qiu Sheng had breakfast together. When she got to the kitchen, she saw that Qiu Sheng was already lighting the fire. Cook glutinous rice porridge for Wencai.
Hu Yaoqing and Qiu Sheng worked together, and quickly made breakfast. Uncle Jiu, Uncle You and Wen Cai were also sitting at the table waiting for their breakfast.
After breakfast was served on the table, everyone sat down around the table and picked up the bowls to start. At this moment, the door of Yizhuang was knocked roughly again, and there was a burst of wailing outside.
"Master Daoist! Come and take a look at my latrine, my son fell into the cesspit this morning!"
The author has something to say: [-]nd watch, the National Day is here, the cuties who go out to play should pay attention to safety, and the cuties who choose not to go out like the lunatics should also have a good rest. I wish all the cuties a happy National Day.
Thank you five, vanilla, and Xiaoxin who threw mine into me, all come to let the lunatics kiss =3=
five扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-09-2800:55:17
香草可人扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-09-2803:44:20
小新扔了一个手榴弹投掷时间:2014-09-3012:05:55
"Master Dao, and my family!"
"Daoist, come to my house first, I always think my toilet is very eerie!"
Seeing the expectant eyes of the crowd outside the door, both Uncle You and Yaoqing froze. Hu Yaoqing walked to Uncle You with the jar in his arms, pulled his sleeve and asked, "Uncle Master, what should we do now?"
Uncle You turned his head and said: "Let's go in order." After finishing speaking, he looked at the people in Renjia Town outside the door and said: "Everyone wait, I will go to see the toilets of every household. Go home and wait."
After some persuasion, the townspeople outside finally left, and Uncle You and Hu Yaoqing dragged their tired bodies to the next house to check the toilet.
In the evening, Hu Yaoqing and Uncle You returned to Yizhuang with heavy steps. When they were going back, they bumped into Uncle Jiu and Qiu Sheng who were also tired.
"Junior brother, did you find it?" Uncle Jiu asked Uncle You.
"No, brother, have you caught the zombie yet?" Uncle Friends asked.
"No." Uncle Jiu shook his head and said, while Qiu Sheng and Hu Yaoqing on the other side were both tired, sitting on chairs and panting.
Hu Yaoqing felt that she was exhausted now, and today, most of the wine jars were held by her, because Uncle You wanted to go into the toilet to check if there were toilet ghosts, so in this case, she could only hold the jar .
"By the way, where is Wencai?" Uncle Jiu asked after scanning the front hall for a few times. Usually, Wencai would be exercising in the front hall at this time.
"Master, I'm here!" Wen Cai came in from the door, holding a pot of soup in his hand, Hu Yaoqing could smell the aroma of chicken.
"Master, I'm almost in good health. Today I see that you are all busy, so I want to cook you a meal." Wen Cai said as he put the soup pot on the table: "Master, come and eat quickly."
Seeing Wen Cai's appearance, Uncle Jiu's serious expression softened a little, and he said, "You should continue to exercise after eating, let's eat first."
"Okay, Master." Wen Cai said.
Today everyone was so hungry that they started to eat and drink as soon as they sat down. At first, Hu Yaoqing thought that her appetite must have been affected by watching the toilet all day, but after she really ate, all the disgusting scenes were covered by her Her mind was automatically blocked, and she finished her meal deliciously.
After eating, she and Qiu Sheng helped Wen Cai clean up the dishes, while Uncle Jiu and Uncle Friends sat together to discuss today's situation.
When Hu Yaoqing, Qiusheng, and Wencai came back after packing up the dishes, they saw that there was another person in the front hall. It was Ren Tingting's cousin Awei, and what puzzled the three was that he actually knelt in front of Uncle Jiu.
Hu Yaoqing and the three looked at each other suspiciously. They didn't know what Ah Wei was here for, so the three immediately stood behind the door to peek at what happened.
As soon as Hu Yaoqing and the others walked over, Ah Wei started to move. He rushed forward and grabbed Uncle Jiu's pants and said, "Uncle Jiu! Just accept me as your disciple. I'm really scared by those zombies." Yes, I really want to learn something from you, so that I won’t be so embarrassed when I encounter zombies in the future.”
"..." Hu Yaoqing, why does this guy have the same thoughts as hers!
"Captain..." Uncle Jiu looked very embarrassed, he stretched out his hand to help Ah Wei up, but Ah Wei couldn't get up even though he was kneeling on the ground.
Uncle Jiu said helplessly: "Captain, it is very hard work in our line of work. You are still the captain of the security team in the town. You have heavy responsibilities. It is safer than being a Taoist priest, and I already have two apprentices." I can't take the third one with me."
"Uncle Jiu, I won't hide it from you. You must have heard about it. The outside world is getting more and more chaotic, and the flames of war in the north are about to reach our side. Marshal Long from Renjia Town also took him with him a while ago. My wife has left us, and now only the security team is left in Renjia Town to protect the townspeople, and because there are too many dead people outside, there are already rumors of zombies in many places..." At this point, Awei wailed He threw himself onto Uncle Jiu's lap.
"Uncle Jiu, after the previous few incidents, I also realized my own shortcomings and the horror of zombies. At the same time, I also hope that I can be able to protect the folks in this town. Uncle Jiu, you just accept I'll be your disciple!" Awei begged, grabbing Uncle Jiu's pants.
Uncle Jiu looked at Awei and pondered for a while, then he looked at Uncle You, who quickly waved his hands and said, "Senior Brother, you know that my apprentice Jia Le is very naughty, and I can take him alone. The place is very remote, so we can't take him there."
"Then the rest of the brothers..." Uncle Jiu was interrupted by Uncle You before he finished speaking.
"Forget it, senior brother. You know what he looks like, senior senior brother Ma Madi. You must not worry about senior brother Ma Madi. Senior sister Cane is not here now, and senior sister Lian is not allowed to marry now. Senior brother, if you really have If you want to let him enter the Maoshan School, then you can accept him yourself." Uncle You said.
After figuring out the ins and outs, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai on the side began to whisper, and Hu Yaoqing, who was standing between them, naturally heard what they said clearly.
"Is Master going to accept that guy?" Wen Cai asked in a low voice.
"Who knows." Qiu Sheng pouted.
"I don't like that guy," Wen Cai said.
"I don't like him too much," Qiu Sheng said.
"In this case, if the uncle accepts him, wouldn't he be the junior brother of the two of you? Then you can order him around." Hu Yaoqing stepped in and said.
After Wencai and Qiusheng heard this, their eyes lit up at the same time, they looked at Hu Yaoqing and said, "This is not bad!"
After thinking about it for a while, Uncle Jiu said, "Captain, you should go back tonight first, and I'll think about it later."
"Uncle Nine..." Awei pursed his lips, but he still stood up, and before leaving, he said goodbye to Uncle Nine and Uncle Friends.
After Awei left, Uncle You asked Uncle Jiu: "Senior Brother, what are you worried about?"
Uncle Jiu nodded and said: "Well, the captain is not a completely cunning villain, but he still has some problems in his conduct. Junior brother, you also know that if the treacherous people learn the Maoshan spell, they will create even bigger troubles." Disastrous, before that, I want to see more before making a decision."
"Brother, what you said is that if people with evil thoughts learn the Maoshan technique, then they will do more harm than demons and ghosts." Uncle You said solemnly.
"That's right, Wencai and Qiusheng were accepted at the beginning because I think these two brats are still young, and I can teach them the principles of life. Although they are always mischievous until now, they have no intention of doing evil. Later, Aunt Cane took Yaoqing in because I saw that Yaoqing was a good kid." Uncle Jiu took a sip of tea while talking.
On the other side, Qiu Sheng, Wen Cai, and Hu Yaoqing who were mentioned were all moved by Uncle Jiu's evaluation of them.
They didn't expect Uncle Jiu to see them in this way. Hu Yaoqing even saw the eyes of Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai glisten. It seemed that Uncle Jiu's position was very important in the hearts of these two guys.
"By the way, Senior Brother, speaking of it, I found a strange thing when Yaoqing and I went out to catch that fierce ghost today." Uncle You said.
Hearing this, Hu Yaoqing's ears perked up, she didn't notice anything strange.
"What's the matter?" Uncle Jiu asked.
"Today, Yaoqing and I passed by a bamboo forest. There was a dilapidated thatched hut in the bamboo forest. At that time, I went to check it out. What surprised me was that there was no toilet ghost in the latrine, but the Yin Qi in the bamboo forest But it is very heavy, I don't know if there is something dirty." Uncle You said.
bamboo forest?Hu Yaoqing thought about it, today they passed by a bamboo forest, at that time she only thought that this bamboo forest was very artistic, the blue sky and green bamboos looked very beautiful, and she didn't feel any yin at all...
Thinking of this, Hu Yaoqing couldn't help covering her face, it seems that she still has something to learn.
"..." Uncle Jiu lowered his head and thought for a while, then asked Uncle Friends, "Do you still remember where the forest is?"
"Remember..." Then, Uncle You told Uncle Jiu the location of Lin Zi, and after he finished speaking, he asked, "What's the matter, brother, what's wrong with Lin Zi?"
"I think there might be some bamboos in the bamboo forest that have grown into spirits," said Uncle Jiu.
"Bamboo becomes spirit? Isn't that the bamboo leaf ghost." Uncle Friends said.
"It should be, but that thing generally won't harm people, unless someone wants to hurt it, let's deal with the toilet ghost and zombie first, and I will find time to seal the forest later." Uncle Jiu said.
At this time, Hu Yaoqing and the others had almost eavesdropped, so they walked in pretending that they had just returned.
"Master, where are we going to find zombies tomorrow?" Qiu Sheng walked over and asked.
"Tomorrow, let's go to the small woods to the west and look for it. By the way, Qiusheng, you can buy some thicker ropes tomorrow. The orangutan zombie is probably stronger than other zombies, and ordinary ropes may not be able to bind it. .” Uncle Nine said.
"Good master." Qiu Sheng nodded in agreement.
Then, it was getting late, so Uncle Jiu asked everyone to go back to their rooms to rest, except Wen Cai, who had to exercise in the front hall for a while before going to bed.
In the past few days, because Wen Cai had to detoxify the corpse, he couldn't visit the morgue. After talking to his aunt, Qiu Sheng moved to Yizhuang to visit the morgue for Wen Cai.
The moon rose and the moon set, and another night passed. The sun in the east slowly rose. Hu Yaoqing was used to getting up early. These few mornings, she and Qiu Sheng had breakfast together. When she got to the kitchen, she saw that Qiu Sheng was already lighting the fire. Cook glutinous rice porridge for Wencai.
Hu Yaoqing and Qiu Sheng worked together, and quickly made breakfast. Uncle Jiu, Uncle You and Wen Cai were also sitting at the table waiting for their breakfast.
After breakfast was served on the table, everyone sat down around the table and picked up the bowls to start. At this moment, the door of Yizhuang was knocked roughly again, and there was a burst of wailing outside.
"Master Daoist! Come and take a look at my latrine, my son fell into the cesspit this morning!"
The author has something to say: [-]nd watch, the National Day is here, the cuties who go out to play should pay attention to safety, and the cuties who choose not to go out like the lunatics should also have a good rest. I wish all the cuties a happy National Day.
Thank you five, vanilla, and Xiaoxin who threw mine into me, all come to let the lunatics kiss =3=
five扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-09-2800:55:17
香草可人扔了一个地雷投掷时间:2014-09-2803:44:20
小新扔了一个手榴弹投掷时间:2014-09-3012:05:55
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