[Comprehensive Hong Kong Zombie] Zombies are coming

"Uncle Jiu, another zombie has appeared, go and have a look!" Awei said in a panic, grabbing Uncle Jiu's hand.

Uncle Jiu frowned tightly. He looked at the captain and asked, "Captain, tell me about the situation first." After speaking, Uncle Jiu pulled his hand out without a trace.

"Ah, that's how it is. Today, my cousin and I are going to arrange the funeral of the old man. Uncle Jiu, you know..." Uncle Jiu interrupted Awei before he finished speaking.

"Captain, please tell me the result directly." Uncle Jiu said.

"Some subordinates came to tell me that last night, many people in the town had their livestock killed, and two of their people were killed. I think the wounds were bitten by zombies. Uncle Jiu, go and have a look." ’” Awei said.

After hearing this, Uncle Jiu turned to look at the corner of the morgue. Hu Yaoqing followed his gaze, and she knew that was where the wine jars used to be.

"Huh? Why are there so many people here? Did something happen?" Suddenly, a person came in, it was Uncle You.

After seeing Uncle You, Uncle Jiu's eyes lit up, and he walked up to Uncle You and said, "Junior Brother, can you do me a favor?"

"What's the matter, brother, tell me." Uncle Friends said.

Then Uncle Jiu told Uncle Friends about the fierce ghost running out and the appearance of zombies.

"Junior Brother, if the ferocious ghost is left unchecked, it will disturb the people and animals in Renjia Town, and even cause disasters. I want to ask you to catch that ferocious ghost." Uncle Jiu looked at Uncle Friends and said solemnly.After speaking, he arched his hands.

"Senior brother!" Uncle You hurriedly stopped Uncle Jiu, and he said, "One who is a Taoist should protect ordinary people from demons and ghosts, so why bother to ask for such a thing." What Uncle Friends meant was that he promised to catch him. Ghost.

After hearing that Uncle You agreed to catch ghosts, Uncle Jiu breathed a sigh of relief, and the burden on him was lightened.

"By the way, brother, to deal with that ferocious ghost, I have to put up a big formation, can you find someone to help me?" Uncle You said, and then his eyes looked at Qiu Sheng and Hu Yaoqing who were standing aside.

After noticing Uncle You's gaze, Qiu Sheng and Hu Yaoqing both took a step back silently. Obviously, this matter was left to one of them, and now that Wen Cai was injured and had to remove the poison from the corpse, there was no one else besides them. up.

"Hmm..." Uncle Jiu looked at Qiu Sheng and Hu Yaoqing and began to think. It seemed that he was thinking who would be better to send Uncle Friends to catch ghosts.

Here, Hu Yaoqing also began to fall into thinking. She thought about it. Judging from the current situation, there are four known zombies, one orangutan zombie and three Orion zombies. There is only one fierce ghost. It's better to deal with fierce ghosts, and there is Uncle Friends...

After thinking of this, Hu Yaoqing stepped forward and said, "Master, let me and my uncle catch ghosts!"

She said this so passionately that even Fang Qianyi couldn't help turning his head to look at her with doubts in his eyes.

Seeing that Hu Yaoqing volunteered so much, Uncle Jiu agreed to her. Uncle Jiu said, "Okay, Yaoqing and your uncle will go catch that ghost, and Qiu Sheng and I will deal with the zombies."

After the discussion, the team was divided into two groups, Hu Yaoqing and Uncle You, Uncle Nine, Qiu Sheng, Fang Qianyi, and Ah Wei, and the two groups moved separately.

After Uncle Jiu and the others left Yizhuang, Uncle You asked Hu Yaoqing to find an empty wine jar, and Hu Yaoqing immediately ran to the ancestral hall to hold an empty wine jar and handed it to Uncle Friends.

"Uncle, what are we going to do next?" Hu Yaoqing asked.

"Set up a small formation first." Uncle You said as he took out a few yellow talismans and burned them on the candle, then threw the ashes of the talismans into the cinnabar red ink, and finally poured them all into the wine jar In the middle, and posted several talismans on the jar.

After finishing all this, he turned his head to look at Hu Yaoqing and said, "Yaoqing, later you will set off with me with this jar in your arms. Remember, you must protect this jar well."

"Okay, uncle." Hu Yaoqing nodded firmly.

After preparing the wine jar, Uncle You went back to his room and changed his clothes. Hu Yaoqing also went into the room and carried her cloth bag on his back. After she stood in the front hall with the wine jar in his arms and waited for a while, Uncle You changed his clothes again. Out.

After walking out of Yizhuang, the two decided to walk to find the fierce ghost. Uncle You and Hu Yaoqing took turns hugging the jar.

Now Uncle You is in charge of holding the jar, Hu Yaoqing looked at Uncle You and asked, "Uncle Master, where are we going to find that fierce ghost?"

"Don't worry, your uncle has already told me what the hell it is, so I naturally know how to find him." Uncle You said.

"Uncle, what kind of ghost does that uncle say is that fierce ghost?" Hu Yaoqing asked curiously.

"Toilet ghost." Uncle Friends said.

"Side ghost?" Hu Yaoqing said, but what she didn't expect was that what she said was not the same as what Uncle Jiu said. She was still wondering what the characteristics of this side ghost were until Uncle You took her to a latrine A while ago, she also thought that Uncle You was going to the toilet.

"Well, Yaoqing, where are you going?" As soon as Uncle You opened the toilet door, he saw Hu Yaoqing walking towards the side with the jar in his arms, and he quickly stopped her.

"Uncle Friends, don't you want to go to the bathroom? Of course I have to avoid it." Hu Yaoqing said innocently.

"Who told you that I'm going to the toilet!" Uncle You pointed weakly at the toilet and said, "We're here to see if that toilet ghost will show up here."

"Huh!!" Hu Yaoqing exclaimed, and then she realized that this toilet is not the other side, this is not a side ghost, but a toilet ghost!

The toilet ghost, the ghost hidden in the toilet, is also called the toilet god in some places, but this is not a toilet goddess, this toilet god is still very fierce.

"The Collection of Ancient and Modern Books" has this kind of saying: "The god of the toilet will go on a tour on the sixth day of each month. On this day, people who sew will cause disasters. People will die when they see them, and they will get sick when they see people."

Hu Yaoqing's mouth twitched uncontrollably as he smelled the stench wafting from the air, she regretted it!If she had known it was a toilet ghost, she wouldn't have come!If you think about it, you know, if you want to find this guy, you can only go to the toilet!

In this way, Hu Yaoqing with a dull expression was dragged into the toilet by Uncle Friends to check if there was a toilet ghost. After testing with a compass for a long time, Uncle Friends found that the toilet was safe, so he grabbed Hu Yaoqing with a dull expression again Come out and continue to the next toilet.

Most people in Renjia Town have toilets in their homes, and there are some public latrines in the town, as well as some big restaurants, bathhouses, brothels and other places that also have latrines, and Hu Yaoqing and his team’s task is to find the latrines one by one. The action must be fast, to catch the fierce ghost when he regains his energy.

In this way, Hu Yaoqing started the trip to the toilets in Renjia Town with Uncle You. In just one noon, she saw Western-style toilets, classical toilets, simple toilets (only two wooden boards and a hole), natural toilets (made of banana leaves) Temporary latrines) and other latrines, but these latrines all have one characteristic, that is, they all smell the same.

Renjia Town is not very big, but the news that zombies and fierce ghosts appeared in the town spread all over the town in the morning. All are very welcome.

When Hu Yaoqing and the others came to the next family in Renjia Town and knocked on the door a few times, the door opened quickly. After hearing the intentions of Hu Yaoqing and Uncle You, the family happily invited them in.

"Master Daoist! Come and see if there is anything to do in my toilet. I don't want to worry about going to the toilet in the future. There are three urgencies in people. I have to go to this toilet." The owner of this house, a man in navy blue silk The middle-aged fat man in the shirt said while holding Uncle You's hand.

"Don't worry, I'll help you look at it." Uncle You said weakly. Uncle You also felt a little tired after running so many toilets, while Hu Yaoqing on the side had already shown the symptoms of wandering out of the sky. Those latrines were a real irritation.

In this way, the middle-aged man brought the two of them to the backyard of his house. The latrine of this house is a Chinese-style latrine, but the door is closed, obviously there are people inside.

"Who's in there!" The middle-aged man patted on the door angrily and asked.

"Your old man!" came an answer from inside with a husky voice.

"Ah! Dad, it's you." The middle-aged man's voice softened immediately, and he asked, "Dad, have you finished using the toilet? There is a Taoist priest here to see if there are any ghosts in the toilet."

"Whether there are ghosts or not in the future, I have been angry for several days, and I just figured it out today. Don't bother anyone now!"

Listening to the old man's angry answer inside, Hu Yaoqing felt that he really held back for a long time.

"Father, why don't you come out for a while, and then go back to squat after the Taoist priest has finished watching the hut?" the middle-aged man asked.

"..." The old man in the hut was silent for a while and then suddenly cried out, "No! I think I'm coming out soon, and I can't get out of the hut now!" The faces of Uncle You and Hu Yaoqing who were outside the house froze.

It's better to catch zombies!

"Master Dao, why don't you wait for a while, and then go in and check after my old man has gone to the toilet." The middle-aged man looked at Uncle You and said with a smile.

Uncle You nodded slowly and said, "That's good, then let's go to the next house first, and after your father finishes using the toilet, we'll take a look at your toilet."

After hearing Uncle You's words, the fat old man was very happy. He grabbed Uncle You's hand and said, "The Taoist priest is really a righteous person. You must remember to come back to my house later to have a look."

Uncle You pushed his round glasses and nodded, while Hu Yaoqing behind him was holding the wine jar and the corner of his mouth twitched.

After exchanging pleasantries for a while, Uncle You and Hu Yaoqing decided to go to the next house to see if there were any toilet ghosts. When they were about to leave, the middle-aged man was still grabbing Uncle You and talking non-stop. You must remember to come back and help my house look at the toilet!

Finally, the three of them walked to the door, Uncle Jiu finally shook off the middle-aged man's hand, he looked very tired, Hu Yaoqing looked relieved, and she was also overwhelmed by the middle-aged man's thoughts Tired of reading.

Creaking—the servant opened the door. After seeing the scene outside the door, the group of people standing inside the door froze. The most stiff ones were Uncle You and Hu Yaoqing.

I saw a lot of residents of Renjia Town standing outside the gate. They all looked at Uncle You and Hu Yaoqing with expectant eyes, and Hu Yaoqing and Uncle You could understand the meaning of the eyes. Come and help me see if there are any ghosts in my toilet!"

The author has something to say: the first watch and the second watch come out around ten o'clock in the evening.