I'm just a courier boy

"..."

Jiang Miaomiao was completely dumbfounded.

Huh, it seems that something was accidentally exposed.

Well, yes, Jiang Miaomiao is actually a fish.

Jiang Miaomiao was originally an ordinary koi in a certain pond in the Shiwanda Mountains. He accidentally lived a little longer and became enlightened in a daze. But because he was too lazy, he lived for thousands of years without changing his form. Not only that, he He was already very unlucky when he was making fish. He was caught by fishermen N times and escaped from the mouth of big fish N+1 times. I can smell the smell of fish on my body!

Originally, such an unlucky lazy fish would never be able to transform into a spirit in his whole life, let alone integrate into human society. He has been a fish for thousands of years, and he has never met a similar one with enlightened intelligence, but the world is unpredictable , 25 years ago, a human monk ran to the Jishuitan to cross the catastrophe...

At that time, Jiang Miaomiao's view of fish life was greatly challenged. He originally thought that this was a scientific and materialistic world, and he was the only bug in this world. He never thought that besides him, there would be practitioners in this world. !This unscientific!

Later on, the tribulation-crossing thunder seemed to have no eyes, and it accidentally slashed crookedly, hitting Jiang Miaomiao's forehead—so a certain unlucky fish that didn't want to transform itself was forced to transform into a spirit.

If Jiang Miaomiao had a choice, 25 years ago, he would never have come out of the water to watch others cross the catastrophe. Who knew that the sky thunder that crossed the catastrophe didn't have its own positioning system and could still smash?Transformation?What a changeling!Being a human is too tiring!He would rather go back to Jishuitan and continue to be a fish. He only needs to swim, drink water and spit bubbles every day, carefree and free!Yusheng is so good!

It's a pity that Jiang Miaomiao has no choice but to step into this world of mortals bitterly and start his life as a "human being".

Just when Jiang Miaomiao was staring at the black phone in a daze, the young man who was watching came over: "What kind of phone is this? It didn't break when dropped from such a high place? It's even worse than Nokia!"

Jiang Miaomiao came back to his senses, and quickly put away this strange mobile phone. His intuition told him that this mobile phone was not simple: "Hehe, I don't know... I still have to deliver a courier, let's go first!"

"Are you sure you really don't need to go to the hospital?" The young man looked confused.

"Work is more important!" Jiang Miaomiao looked righteous.

It wasn't until Jiang Miaomiao disappeared that the young man continued to look down at the big hole on the ground with a complicated expression, only to find that the express mail that Jiang Miaomiao was holding just now had been crushed into a cake and firmly embedded in the big hole in the shape of a human. Here, it is estimated that I can't pick it out, so I can't help being silent for a while.

With a dazed expression on his face, he couldn't help muttering: "This must be a dream...it must be a dream..."

At this moment, Jiang Miaomiao was running fast. Of course, he found that the express mail he was going to send had been scrapped. Even if the residue was sent to the customer, the customer would probably just give a bad review back. How could he still point to the big hole in the shape of a human to explain? ?

What's more, there are witnesses at the scene, what if he is dragged to be autopsyed by a mad scientist?Although he didn't want to be a human being, he also didn't want to fail to be a human being either!If a person is killed, he will die. If he is dissected into pieces, he will probably die on the spot!

Over the years of turning into a spirit, he has also been curious about what abilities he possesses. Who hasn't read a few fantasy novels these days?Without 72 changes, at least he has the ability to go to the sky and escape from the earth, right?

However, Jiang Miaomiao has studied for a long time, and found that he has nothing special except that his strength and appetite are larger than ordinary people. He will get injured, bleed, get sick, and probably die if he is killed... Of course, he has not verified this point. But, after all, he has verified that he is not here anymore.

Therefore, Jiang Miaomiao cherishes his life very much. As an unlucky fish who lives in the malice of the whole world all the time, he doesn't want to die on the human anatomy table instead of being attacked by the world!

Jiang Miaomiao was thinking while running, if the express delivery this time is not too expensive, he will grit his teeth and pay for it, so that he can continue to have a job at least!

However, when he ran back to the courier point, he was stunned to find that another courier boy was rummaging through boxes and cabinets in a hurry to find something. The shop was in a mess, as if it had been ransacked.

He rushed up quickly: "Brother Liu, what's the matter?"

Brother Liu looked up and saw Jiang Miaomiao came back, and immediately sighed sadly: "I heard that our company has closed down! The big boss ran away with his sister-in-law! The boss of our courier station also ran away after hearing the news! This The monthly salary is gone!"

Jiang Miaomiao looked confused: "Closed? Run away?"

"That's right! Everyone else ran away! I came back to see if there were any valuables or cash, but they were all dragged away by the boss, and so were the express mails! You should leave quickly too! Otherwise, those who receive the express mails It's time to find the door!"

Brother Liu fumbled for a long time before he found two rolled up 100 yuan from the corner of the drawer, "I searched for a long time before I found this. I saw that you lost your job when you first came here. Let me give you a hundred yuan... You have to run quickly, or people will block you in a while."

Five minutes later, Jiang Miaomiao stood at the door of the courier point holding the crumpled 5 yuan bill, her expression completely dazed.

……what's the situation? !In the past, at most, he was fired with all sorts of strange gestures, but this time he directly came up with such a ruthless reason that the company went bankrupt?

Although he has 100 yuan without doing anything, what about this month's rent?All his savings have been spent on that new mobile phone and electric car. This 100 yuan can be regarded as half of his net worth!

Although he didn't want to die on a human anatomy table, he didn't want to starve to death either!

Seeing that people gradually gathered at the door of the courier point, Jiang Miaomiao got into trouble, turned around and ran, and returned to the parking lot where he temporarily parked the electric car that broke down halfway, only to find that the electric car had been stolen .

Jiang Miaomiao has had seventeen or eighteen bicycles and electric cars stolen in his life. He is already very calm about this. He just naively thought that broken electric cars would not be missed by thieves, but he found that he had underestimated. own unlucky degree.

He looked up to the sky and sighed, he squatted down silently, took out all the change from his body, counted it carefully, it was just two hundred and five... not even enough for half a month's rent, not to mention that he still needs to eat and drink, that's what it takes to be a human being No, you can't live on water and plankton alone.

Jiang Miaomiao suddenly remembered something, took out the black mobile phone of unknown origin, and couldn't help muttering to herself... How about selling it?Even if the owner came to the door, he would have an aboveboard reason!Who let this phone smash his phone!

He accidentally clicked on the "Shanhai Express" APP. In fact, he did not take the explanation of this APP seriously. As a fish who believes in science, he does not believe that there are ghosts in this world, because he has lived for thousands of years and has never seen ghosts. After all, even if there are cultivators in this world, so what?Does the existence of cultivators mean that there are ghosts!

Probably some boring human made a boring app when they were bored?

Jiang Miaomiao poked a few buttons casually, and the APP jumped out of an interface inexplicably——

"Your application has been successfully submitted!"

The corner of Jiang Miaomiao's mouth twitched, this app looks like it's real!

In the next second, another interface popped up——

"Your application has been successfully approved! Congratulations on becoming an employee of Shanhai Express! Your number is 99!"

The corner of Jiang Miaomiao's mouth twitched again, did it pass so easily?The developer of this APP must have never understood the real express company. Which company would recruit couriers so casually?Not even an interview?

In the next second, another interface popped up——

"The system is automatically matching orders for you..."

"The system has successfully matched the order for you, do you accept?"

Jiang Miaomiao looked at the so-called order address and found that it was quite close to his place. He couldn't help being a little puzzled, this prank app actually made the details so real?

He suddenly became curious about this address, but after hesitating for a while, he gave up the idea of ​​finding out. The most important thing for him now is to find a job, otherwise he will be kicked out by the landlord and sleep under the overpass !

After he made up his mind, he put the phone back into his trouser pocket, so he missed the last interface that popped up before the black screen of the phone——

"The system automatically accepts the order by default if the time is exceeded..."