I'm just a courier boy

"Be careful!!!"

There was a roar above his head, but before Jiang Miaomiao could react, his body had subconsciously rolled to the side, and the next second——

"Whoosh whoosh!"

"Crack!"

A clothes-drying pole fell from the sky, and the not-so-sharp iron top forcibly pierced the solid concrete floor to pieces. A body distance.

If Jiang Miaomiao had been a step slower in rolling just now, he might have become a candied haws on the spot.

The onlookers on the side broke out in a cold sweat for Jiang Miaomiao, and for a while, they didn't know whether to rejoice that the young man was lucky to get away fast, or to say that he had encountered such a bad luck in broad daylight!

When the audience was silent, Jiang Miaomiao, the innocent passing party, was the first to react. He slapped his buttocks, got up from the ground, turned around and was about to leave.

Seeing this, an enthusiastic aunt who was watching hurriedly stopped him: "Young man! Don't rush away! The people upstairs almost hurt you, you have to go to the hospital first!"

A kind-hearted uncle also said: "That's right! I have to go to the hospital to have a look! Even if there is no external injury, maybe there is some internal injury! Even if there is no injury, you have to pay for mental damage!" The clothes drying pole fell from the sky, and almost shot the innocent boy passing by on the spot. They, the onlookers, were scared for a while!

Jiang Miaomiao couldn't help showing a embarrassed expression: "But, I still have to deliver the courier! If it is not delivered in time, the money will be deducted!"

At this time, the onlookers discovered that this lucky and unlucky young man was wearing the standard overalls of a certain courier company - a dazzling fluorescent green, with several couriers in his hand.

"You have been so frightened! What's wrong with taking a break! What courier company squeezes people so much?"

"Exactly! If your leaders withhold money from you, we will testify for you!"

The enthusiastic onlookers, while defending the poor courier boy, scolded the unscrupulous company that squeezed the employees, and secretly regretted that this young man was so good-looking that he could become a star, but he was only a courier boy. elder brother?This world is really unfair!

But having said that, I heard that the courier guy's salary is quite high now... But the high salary comes from the high salary, running under the sun every day, earning some money for working hard, and maybe meeting the clothes-drying pole from the sky Dangerous, people still want to study!Knowledge changes destiny!

The enthusiastic aunt secretly made up her mind to urge her grandson to study hard and improve every day when she returned home. However, when she wanted to persuade the courier brother to go to the hospital first, she looked up and found that the courier brother was gone.

"What about people?"

While the onlookers were looking at each other, the owner of the clothes-hanging pole finally rushed down from upstairs, panting. As soon as he appeared, he was immediately surrounded by angry onlookers.

"You want to murder? We all saw it!"

"It's wrong! I'm just drying clothes!"

"Look at your clothes-horse for yourself! This accurate head! I almost shot someone in the head on the spot!"

"I'm really wronged! I just accidentally fell and the clothes rail flew out!"

"How can there be such a coincidence in this world? You are coaxing ghosts!"

The owner of the clothes-horse still wanted to refute, but when he saw the clothes-horse stuck upside down on the concrete floor not far away, he couldn't help but stare wide-eyed, his eyes glazed over, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

At this time, Jiang Miaomiao has already taken the opportunity to sneak away. Today is his first day at work. If he messes up the first day, he will be fired in minutes, although he has long been used to being fired. , but compared to being a salted fish completely without going to work, he thinks he can save it again.

This courier job is already his No. 30 eighth job after graduating from university, and it is only two or three years since he stepped out of university. I have been to several schools and educational institutions, but I was always fired for various inexplicable reasons and accidents. Later, he simply ran away from his job with broken jars. He sold insurance, delivered food, and distributed food on the street Leaflets, bricks moved on construction site...

But he still always encounters all kinds of troubles and accidents. All kinds of things that fell from the sky are already a habit, so what is the flower pot from the sky?He has also encountered an air conditioner unit that fell for no reason, a French window that fell from a high-rise building... The most ruthless time he encountered someone jumped from a building, yes, it happened to jump on his head.

Don't think that indoor work is much safer. "Death is Coming" uses so many parts to tell us that accidents are everywhere in life. There are only accidents that you can't think of, and there are no accidents that cannot happen.

When Jiang Miaomiao was teaching at school, she encountered electric fans that fell while spinning at high speed, and poisonous snakes that hibernated into student drawers. In consideration of the safety of the flowers, he left the glorious post of a teacher, moved between various jobs, and finally became a self-reliant delivery boy.

Although Jiang Miaomiao doesn't expect to be able to work in this business for long, but he loves his business, and no matter how many accidents happen, he must deliver the express to the customer safely!

Even if the electric car broke down on the way he came, he still has to walk on two legs!What is a clothesline from the sky?Just a little accident!

"Ah, ah, be careful!"

There was another scream and something fell from the sky. Before Jiang Miaomiao could react, his body had subconsciously rolled on the spot again. Over the years, he had practiced agility in dodging in countless narrow escapes... …nonsense!If you don't hide quickly, you will have died eighteen times already!

He turned his head to look, and found that it was a cactus that had fallen to pieces, so he couldn't help curling his lips, cut!

He took out his mobile phone to check the customer's address without hesitation. The customer lived in the building in front of him, which floor and which household...

Just as Jiang Miaomiao lowered her head to check her phone carefully, a young man not far away suddenly yelled: "Fuck, fuck! What is in the sky!"

Jiang Miaomiao looked up subconsciously, and saw a black spot falling rapidly in midair. The height obviously did not come from any high-rise building, but a real "falling from the sky"!

He didn't have time to think deeply, he quickly rolled to the side and hid, but the next second——

"boom!"

There was a loud bang on the ground!

The young man stared dumbfounded at Jiang Miaomiao being slammed into the surface of the earth by the thing that fell from the sky!

Amidst the smoke and dust, he saw Jiang Miaomiao's whole body sank into the ground so tightly that his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Just when he was hesitating whether to call 120 or call the crematorium directly, Jiang Miaomiao slapped his butt for fear of getting up, and slapped the dust on his body as if nothing had happened...

The young man's eyeballs almost fell to the ground.

"Who throws garbage at high altitudes! It's so immoral!" Jiang Miaomiao cursed.

The young man was dumbfounded: "You you you..."

Jiang Miaomiao gave a dry laugh: "Fortunately, the ground here is relatively soft..."

"...This is a concrete floor." After the young man finished speaking weakly, he fell silent.

The two fell into silence at the same time, and the young man's eyes silently dropped to the human-shaped pit under Jiang Miaomiao's feet.

Jiang Miaomiao looked down silently, and landed on the mobile phone that he had just pressed under him. There is no doubt that the thousand yuan mobile phone that he had squeezed out of his teeth for less than a month had already been torn apart.

He angrily picked up the heavenly thing that smashed his mobile phone, and was about to throw it on the ground to vent his anger, but suddenly realized in the next second-it was actually a mobile phone!

A black mobile phone, about the same size as his thousand yuan phone, and it was intact!

Jiang Miaomiao snorted coldly in her heart, no matter who your master is, from today onwards, you will be my mobile phone!Let you smash my body and break my phone!I want you to sell yourself to pay off the debt!

He checked the phone without hesitation, and it turned on quickly. This phone seemed to be no different from ordinary phones, except that there was no wallpaper, and there were very few apps...there was only one app in the whole phone!

——An APP called "Shanhai Express".

WTF?Could it be that the original owner of this phone was also a courier brother?Courier brother, why bother to make things difficult for the courier brother!

Jiang Miaomiao opened the app curiously, and in the next second, an interface with red letters on a black background popped up.

Shanhai Express Co., Ltd. is an express company that mainly operates the express delivery business in the Yin and Yang realms. With the mission of "realizing the last wishes of customers, promoting peace between the two realms, and developing the express delivery industry in the two realms", it actively explores customer needs and creates better user experience. Traditional business has Transporting relics, receiving spirits, exorcising corpses, etc. At the same time, we are also actively developing new businesses. At present, our company is also recruiting courier brothers, and the treatment is favorable. If you are interested, please open the Shanhai Express APP and apply with one click, and you will be honored on duty.