[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

After killing the 'Cohabitation Rules' with the strength of three people in one day, the apartment returned to its original chaotic state.

The only one who genuinely regretted the incident was Joyce.He was in a field of Shura that he didn't know about, so he really wanted Deadpool and Zero to behave normally, and not to always put himself in the middle of those childish and intelligent fights.But unfortunately those two had the exact opposite in mind.And as for Bucky, he had already given up his stupid attempt to turn back the painting style of Three Stray Dogs on the first morning, accepted the fact that he was in the middle of a bunch of idiots, and didn't bother to do any verbal preaching , turned to a more consistent approach to the Winter Soldier's style, and directly started education.Whoever is disobedient can be beaten up once, if not, then twice.

And after being beaten several times by the low-pressure Bucky, even if his skin is as thick as a dead waiter, he no longer dares to toss casually in the early morning, for fear that if he doesn't pay attention, he will disturb the other party's clear dream and attract the world's blood. The most terrifying killer chase... Although it is true that he cannot die, but after a few or even a dozen rockets, even Deadpool will be afraid.

"Have you ever felt the despair of being sent to the sky by an exploding grenade and not landing for a minute?"

Once again crawled back with a heart full of scars.Deadpool cried and slid towards Joyce who was rolling his eyes on the sofa all the way, feeling that the whole world was filled with the chill of winter, only Hani's thigh in his arms was still warm: "Oh my god, I think I Literally getting ripped open by a polar bear with an entire fucking arsenal hanging from him."

"You can say to his face that you describe him as a bear."

Quickly kicking Deadpool in the chest to prevent him from burying his face in his thighs (which he did).Joyce said this out of nowhere, and at the same time steadily handed the fruit plate cut in his hand to Zero, who was staring at him next to him, and slapped the other side's hand that was about to touch the knife secretly:

"Who made you have to have a long memory to provoke him? Even Zero doesn't dare now."

Yeah, that's why he dragged you into bed every morning until the Winter Soldier got up, didn't you realize how much he took advantage of you?

He has always speculated on the other party with the greatest malice, Deadpool thought so angrily, and was full of resentment for the umpteenth time that the kid from Zero could actually share the bed with Joyce.

Even if there are only a few rooms in the apartment that can live in people, there is no extra room for that kid.But he can make a great sacrifice for this, give up his room to Zero, and share a bed with Hani himself!

——Go to hell with it.

How could he not know what he was thinking. Zero didn't even want to give Deadpool a roll of his eyes, and simply moved towards Joyce again, until he was about to sit on the other's lap before stopping, and demonstrated against Deadpool with practical actions.

Wade's eyes were red with jealousy.

"However, speaking of it, do you feel that Mother Chicken has been in a bad mood recently?"

After staring at each other for a while with his eternal enemy, the apple handed over by Joyce attracted all his attention and decided to temporarily truce.Deadpool enjoyed the rare and gentle treatment from his roommate with tears in his eyes, took a bite of the peeled fruit, and then remembered another thing: "Is it the kind of problem that there are a few days every month? But He didn't have this problem before."

...Do you dare to say that in front of the Winter Soldier?

The expression was a bit horrible, and he took turns expressing the meaning of "well said" and "death is all done by himself".Joyce sighed and gave up the idea of ​​saving the other party, but at the same time he had to admit that although Wade was undoubtedly a scumbag, he was indeed quite sensitive to certain things at certain moments.

"You observe quite carefully." Looking at him in surprise, Joyce put his legs back on the sofa, and by the way, took Zero next to him as a human cushion: "How did you find out?"

"Just kidding, he's so obvious, if he can't find it, it's because I'm blind, okay!!"

Throw the gnawed fruit core into the trash can in the corner, and hit the red heart.Deadpool thought of Bucky Bear, who was interrupted by him every time he hibernated during this period, he would look like 'I want you to die today', no matter how you look at it, he is not a normal person, if he is like this, he will be aware of the other party's mood Very bad, then he is ashamed of the bullets he has taken.

"To be honest, he couldn't have recovered because he was plotted against in Gotham, right?" After thinking about it, he put forward a hypothesis that he thought was the most reliable: "If I was controlled by someone , almost killed my roommate, I will be very unhappy."

Blind student, you found Huadian.

"That's about it." After staying with the Winter Soldier for a long time, he could more or less see the other party's emotions from his usual expressionless face.Joyce shrugged, and basically agreed with Deadpool, except that he thought that all the bad emotions of the other party should actually be focused on "being fucking brainwashed by Hydra again", and he was very concerned about putting the deadpool in this state. Deadpool has no guilt for beating him up.

"Then what shall we do? Would it be useful to talk to him?"

Not knowing how his family Hani made a cruel mockery of himself in his heart, Deadpool asked sadly: "I don't want to be treated as a human target by him anymore."

If it's useful what are we still doing here.

Joyce was silent for a while, glanced behind Wade, and said nothing.Instead, Zero put the fruit plate in his hand back to its original place, and pulled out a piece of paper, with a rare lack of sharp emotion in his tone.

"You can ask him, but it's useless."

He said so.Before Deadpool realized what it meant, he felt a winter chill drifting behind him, followed by the low hum of metal arms running, only half a meter away from his head.

Given that the two men with iron arms in the apartment were in front of him, it was easy to understand who this man was swaying from behind.

Wade hugged his head reflexively.

However, as expected, the iron fist did not fall, and the movement of the alignment of the plates became farther and farther away.Walking out of his room with two huge dark circles under his eyes, the Winter Soldier seemed to have not seen the deadpool on the ground who was holding his head in self-reflection. He walked straight over him and went to the kitchen to fetch water for himself. How much did you listen to their conversation?

However, whether he heard it or not, it was an indisputable fact that he did not intend to say a word to his roommate about it.

Maybe they still don't understand him, Joyce thought casually.Although everyone in this apartment has their own misfortunes, it is precisely because of this that this group of psychopaths who have broken themselves has enough troubles that no one else needs to add burden.They can only accompany each other in hell, not save each other from this dead water.

"Bucky." Counting the time when they came back from Gotham, they felt that this state should almost come to an end.Joyce paused, and stopped the Winter Soldier who was about to walk into the room with a cup: "Can you do me a favor?"

It was obvious that the air pressure on Bucky's body was lower.Deadpool and Zero, who hadn't dared to say a word since the Winter Soldier came out, looked at Joyce in awe, and found that the other's face hadn't changed, and he was still calm as usual, and they immediately became more respectful. .

"..." Narrowing his eyes slightly, and looking him up and down with dangerous eyes for a while, Sergeant Barnes replied in his most threatening tone: "I have nothing to talk to you about."

"What a coincidence, me too."

Shrugging, Joyce didn't care about the other party's hostility: "I just want to ask you to buy me a cup of coffee."

"..." This is indeed an unexpected request.

Not knowing what kind of idea he was planning, Bucky didn't speak for a while, but the eyes he looked at each other became a little confused.

"Why?" He raised his eyebrows slightly.

"Because Zero is not feeling well right now, I have to take care of him so he can't leave, and I can't run out to buy it by myself."

Such nonsense.Joyce moved out his universal shield again, and secretly pinched Zero's leg, successfully turning the other's expression into a twisted expression mixed with pain, which seemed really convincing: "And Wade... ...You understand, so I can only trouble you. It's time for you to go out and enjoy the sun, right?"

... No, why did I say "you understand"?

I was hurt by his family Hani's meaningful description.Deadpool choked, and just wanted to protest, but when he saw Zero, who was more miserable than him, he was pinched with tears in his eyes, but he didn't dare to utter a word of complaint. He immediately raised his eyebrows, refreshed, and continued to eat melons happily The onlookers went on.

"……OK then."

And he was probably stunned by Joyce's cruelty to him.Bucky nodded in a daze, cast a very sympathetic look at the other party, then picked up his coat and went out.The back view is full of pampering and vicissitudes that a centenarian should have.

"Thank you."

After reporting a series of addresses, he watched the other party's figure disappear behind the door with a full face.After waiting for a while, Joyce made sure that Bucky had left the apartment door, heaved a long sigh of relief, and reached out to fish his cell phone into his palm.

"What are you doing?"

A little confused by him, Deadpool poked his head out to look at the other's screen curiously: "I thought we were discussing how to restore the Soviet popsicles to normal?"

That's right.

"Since he doesn't want to talk to us, just find someone who can let him talk."

Flipping through the address book a few times, Joyce replied, quickly found the name he was looking for, and pressed the call button.

Out of the corner of the eye, he caught sight of the fleeting note, and both Deadpool and Zero were taken aback.

"Hello, Steve."

No matter what they were thinking, the moment the person on the other end of the phone connected, Joyce threw all the words at the other party:

"Are you free now? You have to come out if you don't. I have a new ideological realization to report to you, and I will meet you in 5 minutes at the Starbucks I often go to... Yes, don't wear your uniform, it is better to bring a shield, Don’t fight back even if you get hit. I’ll just help you get here, goodbye!”

After finishing speaking, he did not wait for Captain America's reaction.He hung up the phone with another 'snap', the action was done in one go, it was obvious that he had wanted to do this for a long time.

Deadpool:"……"

Zero: "..."

"No, aren't you afraid that Bucky will come back and kill you?"

Stunned by his god-like operation, Wade was speechless for a while, looking at the other party with eyes full of awe.

"Of course I'm afraid."

Giving him a blank stare of 'you're talking nonsense', Joyce dropped the phone, pulled Zero to stand up: "So I can only go out and hide."

"Where are you going?"

Realizing that the other party didn't intend to take him with him, Deadpool raised his head vigilantly.

"Go find us a new dad."

Turning his head, Joyce circled Zero's neck and replied lazily.