[Zhongyingmei] Who is my father?

Some people will not be obedient unless they are beaten.

Like his personality.

Akimbo looked at Zero who was covering his head in self-reflection, Joyce thought so.By the way, he ignored the other party's aggrieved eyes, and then turned his gaze to the side, compared to the silly X who was obviously more than a little thick-skinned, the corner of his mouth couldn't help but twitch.

And some people, if you hit him once, he will continue to come up to beat him.

For example, this one.

"Haney, we have to be reasonable. This is not my choice." After being dealt with for a long time, he is no longer afraid of such harmless warnings.Deadpool rushed to his side, turned his head and glared at Zero, who was really serious about admitting his mistake, and took the lead in giving the other side a high: "That kid actually said that we are disgusting, do you think I should teach him the principles of life."

"I didn't say you guys are disgusting." Deadpool wouldn't be happy if he said that, Zero raised his head, and there was still a grievance on his face.But when he looked at Deadpool, it turned into a killing intent that could kill people: "I only target you."

"...Listen, Hani, is he speaking human language?!!"

Seen by Zero's eyes looking at the hot chicken, Deadpool grabbed Joyce and refused to let go: "Is he really the same person as you? You were much cuter than him when you were young!!"

He only felt that he was among a group of brats whose intelligence was only at the kindergarten level, and Joyce had bruises on his forehead.

"Just to remind you, I heard everything, both of you."

Lifting Wade's paw from his shoulder, the former killer wiped his face and pointed to the grilled cheeses on the table: "Secondly, before we finish breakfast, I don't want to see any, any Unnecessary loss...and if you guys have to fight, please stay away from my workbench, every single screw on it is more expensive than all of you put together, understand?!"

"……Oh."

Zero's ears drooped even lower.And Deadpool, who had already seen the big wind and waves, accepted the bottom line set by the other party very calmly, squatted down and carefully studied the plate of baked cheese, and after finding that they were impeccable in every way, he raised his head and was moved. .

"Gosh Hani, you'll make me breakfast someday!" Rounding up, we're married! !What a morning to remember! !

……you think too much.

Joyce's forehead twitched.And Zero had already pushed Deadpool's head with his hands and pushed him away a little, took the plate away very unhappy, and stared at him as if looking at a self-loved sand sculpture: "This is mine."

"What?!" Deadpool raised his head in bewilderment, looked at Joyce in disbelief, and after receiving the sincere affirmation from the other party, his mentality collapsed again: "You... how can you treat him differently!!! "

He skillfully kicked his legs and began to roll on the ground: "We have lived together for so long, and you have never cooked me a breakfast. That kid has been treated like this since he came here, why!! You don't even Make me a copy by the way!! What if I starve to death!!!”

"There's Alice's steamed fish bibimbap in the bowl, you can have some." Joyce said coldly, unmoved at all.

And Deadpool became even more crazy: "...fuck, you still cook for that little bastard!! It's not mine!!! I'm dead in your heart!!!"

"I don't have one myself." Spreading his hands, the former killer classmate refused to take the blame: "You are already an adult, it's time to learn to buy your own food. I only take care of cats and humans whose mental age is only three years old."

Deadpool:"……"

Zero: "..."

Choking on the cheese, Zero, whose mental age was only three years old, froze in place, not knowing whether he should continue eating.He put down the plate unhappily, and was about to speak to defend himself, but before he could say a word, Joyce pressed him back:

"Shut up and eat your breakfast."

……Oh.

Completely giving up the idea of ​​discussing this issue with the other party, Zero sat back on the sofa without saying a word, holding the grilled cheese and chewing sadly and listlessly.

A werewolf who treats himself cruelly.

Deadpool stared blankly at the two of them for a while, and after thinking about it, he was still not very reconciled. He tried to sneak a piece of baked cheese from Zero's plate, but was slapped on the back of his hand mercilessly. , almost broke his paw.

"Too unkind."

Wade curled his lips and rolled his eyes at Zero under the mask.But then, he remembered that it didn't seem like a big deal.So what if Hani made breakfast for that kid?He didn't prepare his own portion either, let Zero and that little bastard Alice squat at home and eat the dishes, he can go out to buy with Joyce! !Rounding it up is dating! ! !

Using his toes to figure out what he was planning, Zero sat on the side and curled his lips in extreme unhappiness.And he took a heavy bite of the grilled cheese in his hand, as if it was Deadpool's neck, he could almost hear the sound of the upper and lower teeth colliding together.

"Haney, do you want a Starbucks?" Rubbing his hands excitedly, Deadpool immediately stopped competing with Zero, and leaned closer to Joyce and asked.

"Well, a little bit." Accustomed to ingesting activity factors from coffee every morning, Joyce really needs a daily cup of Starbucks to continue his life.

"Great, I think so too." Wade nodded excitedly: "Then shall we go together?"

"Okay," Joyce agreed, "the money is on my workbench. I'd like three espressos and two syrupy white chocolate mochas."

"……what?"

"Add extra whipped cream and buy two more sandwiches by the way."

Deadpool's smile faded away.

"Aren't you going out with me?" He asked unwillingly, trying to make a final struggle.

"Of course I don't need to follow you when you go out." Throwing himself on the sofa and sitting next to Zero, Joyce sincerely expressed his gratitude to Zero: "I don't worry about him, we must keep someone at home... If you are willing to bring me a breakfast, I have to thank you very much."

Deadpool:"……"

Hold.

"Actually, you don't have to take care of me like this." With Joyce's favor alone, Zero's cloudy face instantly lit up, and he raised the corners of his mouth provocatively at Wade: "I can be myself."

"Come on, talk like you weren't the one who pulled the tap off this morning."

Just looking at him, Joyce just thought he heard a joke: "If I didn't go in, I doubt you would really drown yourself in the bathtub. Although Wade is not very reliable, he is a good guy anyway." Adults who can take care of themselves. And you? Three years old can't be more."

Zero: "..."

The air in the living room became extremely silent at this moment. The three of them stared at each other. No one spoke or moved. It was like a movie whose pause button was just pressed. The scene was on the verge of losing control Probe back and forth.

"Don't fight, kids, remember?"

It's hard to tell how much I've listened to this morning's farce.Pacing out of his room, Sergeant Barnes, with huge dark circles under his eyes, walked past the three listlessly with the low pressure of just getting up, and took the last piece of cheese from Zero's plate :

"If you guys are so noisy every day, we need to set a co-tenancy code, what do you think?"

"..."

Under the stare of the warrior from Winter, no one had the confidence to say 'no' to him.

Therefore, in view of the fact that the number of dangerous elements in this apartment exceeds the safe value, in order to preserve the only place where they can live (mainly without spending money).Joyce and the other three reached an agreement as quickly as possible, and wrote the so-called 'cohabitation rules' on the small white board in front of the refrigerator, and started a one-day trial.

The content is basically as follows:

1. It is forbidden to quarrel, fight, and have any physical contact within ten centimeters in the living room before eight o'clock in the morning.

2. Clean your own room regularly, and take turns to be on duty in public areas.

3. If someone disturbs the Winter Soldier's sleep, he does not guarantee that the person who appears in the living room the next day is still alive.

4. Forbid the little bastard next door to hang out in the living room for more than seven hours, especially forbidding him to treat him better than his roommates.

5. It is necessary to limit the number of people with iron arms in the apartment.

6. It is strongly recommended that the apartment should be renamed the Home for the Disabled

7. Those who dismissed the previous article and added the fourth article, do you really have no idea?

8. Rejecting the refusal of the previous article, a three-year-old boy is not qualified to speak.

9. It is forbidden for Deadpool and Zero to quarrel in the apartment, especially when the content is related to Joyce.

10. Deadpool is forbidden to secretly lock Alice out.

11. Deadpool is forbidden to eavesdrop outside Joyce's room every night. Zero's knife may not be able to endure you for long.

12. Forbid Zero to stare at Joyce every day, he won't disappear when you blink.

13. Zero is forbidden from entering the bathroom alone, and that doesn't mean he can break in while Joyce is showering.

14. It is forbidden for anyone to approach Joyce's workbench and take any untested modified weapons from it.

15. If you want to take it away, you can give me the usage data before selling it.

16. Yes, it's you, Wade.

17. It is forbidden to morally kidnap Joyce to cook for anyone unless he is willing and active.

18. What? Zero actually saw the x body of my Hani? !Do you want some face? ! !

19. And, that's not all I sold.Barnes and Zero also took it and threw it away after use, which was extremely bad.

20. Remember that there is no hydra here, and no one will hand you guns during the battle, so don't waste it.

21. Article 13, I didn't read it.Even if you read it, it has nothing to do with you.

22. You don't know how to grasp such a good opportunity, you are simply a hot chicken! !

23. And you can't even break in the door, silly ×.

24. All the above articles are null and void.And, we need to talk, Wade, Zero, fuck. Get out of here immediately.

"..."

Sitting on the sofa with a cat in his arms.After Joyce took Deadpool and Zero out aggressively, Bucky couldn't help but roll his eyes towards the ceiling when he heard the well-known movement coming from outside the door.

He is a veteran of World War II. He fell off the train and was frozen and brainwashed by Hydra. He killed a lot of people when his mind was not clear. He is almost a hundred years old now.Sergeant Barnes was sure that there were few people in the world who had a more bizarre experience than he, and now, in this shabby apartment, facing three people who at least looked like human beings, He has become the most normal one here.

Are you all devils?

For the first time, he felt that he was simply ordinary and without any characteristics. Bucky sighed silently, stood up vicissitudes of life, and went to collect the corpses of some people outside who had been beaten almost.

Who can understand him.

He really didn't stay here to take care of the cub so skillfully.

--real.