Shit shovel officer come and feed me

The man sitting on the sofa turned his head, holding the red fruit he put in the morning in his hand, his eyes were deep.

Mao Tuanzi pushed open the door with a guilty conscience, as if he had done something wrong, with his ears drooping back, he timidly approached the man, "Meow?"

The man had a stern expression and dark eyes. After looking at him for a while, he put down the bright red fruit in his hand, kneaded the nape of Mao Tuan'er's neck, and lifted him up.

He asked softly and gently, "Will you open the door?"

Mao Tuanzi froze, and now he didn't even dare to meow, his mind was full of doubts and fears.

"How did he know!"

"Did he see it?!"

Xiang Ru didn't seem to expect his answer, put him down, glanced at the strange fruit, then landed on the hairball, and said lightly: "There are always some strange things in the world."

Mao Tuanzi squatted on the spot, not daring to move.

"I guess you can understand me?"

Mao Tuanzi: "!"

Seeing his reaction, Xiang Ru was sure, and rubbed his head, "Sure enough, you can understand."

Mao Tuanzi: "..." Is it too late for me to pretend I don't understand?

Xiang Ru picked up the fruit, put it in front of the hairball, and asked, "You gave this to me?"

Mao Tuanzi looked at the man's slender fingertips and the red fruit in his palm, hesitated for a while, then nodded.

"You also took the money in the closet?" Xiang Ru continued to ask without changing his expression.

Mao Tuanzi remained silent for a longer time this time, just when Xiang Ru couldn't help but want to say something more, Mao Tuanzi said, "Meow..."

"I do not understand."

Mao Tuanzi: "..."

After a while, Mao Tuan, who was squatting on the coffee table, opened his mouth, with a clear and energetic young voice, emphasizing with a bit of embarrassment: "It's not for nothing, it's an exchange! Exchange!"

The ghost knows why he had to put a vermilion fruit out of his mind at that time, but now it's healed and exposed.

The cat in front of him spoke, but Xiang Ru didn't show a look of fear, but raised his eyebrows, "Have you become a spirit?"

He picked up the milky white milky cat again, and said curiously: "Didn't it mean that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, you can't become fine?"

What responded to him was a plum blossom claw from Mao Tuanzi's anger.

……

Half an hour later, the milk cat was lying on the sofa leisurely, holding Zhu Guo in its paws, and gnawing leisurely mouthfuls.

"Although the aura in the human world is a little less, the food you cook is not bad."

Xiang Ru: "...Thank you for the compliment?"

"You're welcome, you're welcome." The furry paw waved, "I can help you find someone, as long as you cook me more delicious food."

Xiang Ru nodded, "Hot pot? Malatang? Skewers? BBQ?"

Every time Xiang Ru said the same thing, Mao Tuanzi's eyes lit up, and his head nodded like a rattle.

"No, these are not good for your health."

Mao Tuanzi was so angry that he chopped a fork on the sofa, "It doesn't matter!"

He quickly denied it, for fear that if he took a step too slowly, the delicious food would be far away from him, "Trust me! I'm not an ordinary beast!"

Xiang Ru rubbed the hairball again with a smile, and said affirmatively, "Well...you are a fine cat."

Mao Tuanzi was speechless for a moment, and didn't intend to correct him, who made his appearance really resemble a cat.

"By the way, who are you looking for?"

Xiang Ru was silent for a while, looking at the milk cat's clear blue eyes, he thought of the young man in the dream, in the dream, the young man also had such a pair of blue eyes, clear and innocent.

But what he saw in reality was a pair of black eyes and short hair, which was different from the long-haired blue eyes in the dream.

But... Now that they have a talking civet, the abnormality of the young man seems to be nothing.

He touched the milk cat's head, and said softly, "Your master."

"Cough...cough cough..." Mao Tuanzi was suddenly caught by a piece of fruit, and took a long time to swallow it. He lost his voice and said, "My master?"

Seeing this, Xiang Ru stroked Mao Tuan's back, nodded with deep eyes, "Well, I want... to know him."

Mao Tuanzi was calm on the surface, but stroked silently in his heart.

He remembered that he had told the man in his dream before that he had a cat, which was the one the man picked up.

Therefore, the person the man is looking for = the owner of the cat = him in the dream = himself!

In other words, he wants to help the man and find himself? !

Mao Tuanzi: "..."

He thought that after the man knew he could talk, he could guess that he would change form. After all, his form had been in men's dreams so many times.

As a result, the man didn't seem to think about that at all, and asked him to help find "him".

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Xiang Ru misunderstood Mao Tuan's silence and was a little disappointed, "You can't find him either?"

"Emmmm... no." Mao Tuanzi refused to be questioned, but the current situation is indeed complicated. He took a bite of the fruit and asked the man, "You are looking for me... why is the master?"

Xiang Ru was stopped by the question, and fell silent for a long time before whispering: "I like him."

Mao Tuanzi nodded, "I also like my...Master."

Xiang Ru laughed when he heard the words, "It's different."

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Mao Tuanzi tilted his head, decided to ignore the last sentence he didn't understand, and continued to ask according to what he understood, "You like my master and want to make friends with him?"

Xiang Ru pondered for a while, "Almost."

Boyfriends are also friends.

Mao Tuanzi expressed that he understood, finished eating the red fruit in two or three bites, threw away the core, jumped on the coffee table to face Xiang Ru, and said seriously, "Are you serious?"

Xiang Ru was a little puzzled by Mao Tuan's stern expression, but still nodded.

Mao Tuanzi's expression became more serious, "...he's very weak, not only can't protect you, but he might even hold you back, so you want to make friends with him?"

The demon world respects strength, and his strength is low. Although he has no shortage of playmates, he knows very well how those playmates came to be.

The group of fluffy cubs like him were coerced and lured by the big daddy and the second daddy, so he had the so-called "playmates".

The disparity in strength and the attitude of those playmates towards him made him have no expectations for his friends, but at the same time he had a strong desire to gain strength and become a strong man.

But the talent is so great, and after 300 years of hard work, he still couldn't take shape... Now that someone said that he wanted to make friends with him, his first reaction was to scratch his paw.

But he could feel that the man did not lie, but was very serious, honest, regardless of strength, not being forced, and sincerely wanted to be friends with him.

His chest was a little hot, and he almost used the most serious attitude to ask those words.

The strength is low, do you also want to be friends with me?

The response he got was a puzzled look from the man.

Xiang Ru was really puzzled, "What does wanting to be his friend have to do with strength?"

Mao Tuanzi was stunned, "I... my master is very weak and cannot protect you..."

Xiang Ru interrupted him with the same serious expression, "I don't need his protection."

"On the contrary, I want to protect him more."

Yes, he wants to protect the youth, he doesn't want to see the youth get hurt by people or things, he wants to see the smiling face of the youth all the time, he wants the youth's clear eyes to always be radiant...

Because, he likes that person.

Because he likes him, he wants to hold the most beautiful things in the world in front of that person, and resist all external harm. He wants to be that person's strongest armor.

Xiang Ru closed his eyes, squatted down, and met the blue eyes of the milk cat, "I want to protect him, whether he is strong or weak, I want to do my best to protect him, it has nothing to do with strength, you understand ?"

Mao Tuanzi flicked its big tail, its fluffy tail trembled, and finally couldn't help but move it in front of it, and opened its mouth to grab it.

Woo... a little excited and at a loss.

How could this man say that, how could he speak better than those foxes!

Before he was moved for three seconds, the man pinched the tip of his tail and tried to take it out of his mouth.

"You bite like this, doesn't it hurt?"

Mao Tuanzi shook his tail vigorously, shook Xiang Ru's hand away, and jumped to the side, to prevent him from touching his big tail again.

"It doesn't hurt! I like to bite my tail!"

All right, Xiang Ru withdrew his hand when he heard the words, looked at the milk cat who was biting his tail for no reason, and asked, "Does your master value strength?"

Maybe he could try to get a personal trainer, get fit, or maybe just go to boxing?Sanda?Taekwondo?

Mao Tuanzi, who had been holding his tail in his mouth for a while, finally calmed down. Looking at Xiang Ru, who was still asking him about his "master", he paused.

"By the way...you haven't thought about it, I...what is he?"

Xiang Ru thought about it for a while, stared at the milk cat for a while, and asked uncertainly, "Strange people?"

Mao Tuanzi: "..."

He really overestimated a man's imagination.

There are so many weird imaginations about monsters and goblins in the TV series. Even a monster like him is amazed. This man has seen him open his mouth to speak in his original form, and even guessed that his identity is a strange person.

I really want to change into a human form and show him.

But this would be boring, Mao Tuanzi lowered his tail and made a fool of himself, "I won't tell you, you can guess it yourself."

Xiang Ru knew that he had guessed wrong, looking at the squinting milk cat triumphantly, a flash of inspiration flashed through his mind, and it disappeared in an instant.

Tapping his fingertips on the coffee table, he further asked, "Then... is he human?"

Mao Tuanzi's heart skipped a beat, afraid that the man would ask if he was a demon in the next second. He pretended to be calm and didn't answer directly, but said: "Guess~"

The man also smiled, stopped asking this question, and asked another question, "Can I see him tonight?"

Mao Tuanzi: "Yes~"

After finishing the answer, he realized that his answer was a bit inappropriate, and added: "The chances of seeing me in the dream... the master is quite high."

Xiang Ru looked at the watch on his wrist and smiled, "I'm... looking forward to it."