Shit shovel officer come and feed me

When I woke up in the morning, Mao Tuanzi was in a daze.

Where are the big daddy and the second daddy?Why am I back here again?

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Soon, he received a voice transmission.

Daddy: "Xiao Gungun, let's take a stroll in the human world first, you can go and play by yourself."

Second father: "The nightmare left some information in the ancient tomb, you can go and see it."

Mao Tuanzi patted his head, with question marks on his forehead, helplessly accepting the fact that he was left behind just after meeting his two fathers, and began to wonder how he managed to get back.

He thought for a long time but couldn't figure it out, but woke up the man.

The heavy curtains were opened, and the sunlight fell on Xiang Ru's face, which was set against the three-dimensional facial features, which was handsome and charming.

Mao Tuanzi froze for a moment, met Xiang Ru's dark eyes, and gasped for breath.

Strange, why didn't I think men were so good-looking before.

His paws stepped on the sunlight entering the room, probably because the sunshine is too bright today, so when he sees a man, he thinks he looks extraordinarily good-looking?

"Why do you always run outside?" Dazed, he was picked up by the man and rubbed his ears.

The man hugged him, seeming to be in a trance, his eyes were deep and dark, "Why do you think I have never met him?"

"what?"

What the man heard was a series of meowing sounds, and he quickly put the milk cat down.

After a simple breakfast and feeding the cat, Xiang Ru was about to go out. Before leaving, he thought for a while, then picked up his mobile phone and turned on the surveillance in the house.

The snow-white hairball squatted in the living room, watching his movements obediently and curiously.

He turned back to smooth the hair again, and said uncomfortably: "I'll be back at noon, you have to be good at home, don't run around~"

After speaking, he closed the door and left with inexplicable expectations.

Throughout the morning, Xiang Ru was a little distracted, and after a while, he couldn't help taking out his phone to check.

Everything in the house was normal. The milk cat wandered around the living room, went to sleep in the bedroom, and played in the closet for a while after waking up.

Xiang Ru pursed his lips, disappointment spread in his heart, he even had a kind of strange expectation, he expected that the young man whom he had dreamed of would appear in his room.

As soon as the thought occurred to him, he shook his head, amused at his own suspicion and longing.

An old professor who was also in the teachers' lounge saw this, and casually said with a understanding smile: "Xiaoxiang is talking about his girlfriend? He has been absent-minded all morning."

Xiang Ru paused and shook his head.

The old professor had an expression that I understood, "You're still young, it's like this when you first fell in love, you can't wait to stick together all the time, think of me and my family back then, tsk tsk tsk..."

The old professor didn't say any more, his face was full of nostalgia.

Xiang Ru looked at the milk cat moving towards the door in the real-time video, and explained: "There is a cat at home, and it is a bit naughty."

The old professor was holding a thermos, still missing his youth, with a smile on his face, and he didn't know if he heard it.

In the video, the milk cat quickly arrived at the door, raised its paw and waved lightly, the door was opened, and a snow-white fur ball got out.

Didn't lock the door when I left?

Seeing this scene, Xiang Ru had such a thought in his mind, he thought about it again, and after confirming that he had locked it, another thought flashed across.

Will my cat open the door?

He froze in place, picked up his clothes and prepared to go home.

Xiang Ru left the teaching building, thinking that class would be over soon, and the road in the cafeteria would soon be crowded with people, so he turned around and prepared to go back from the other side.

The other road connected to the school gate, and vehicles would pass by from time to time. After the wide avenue was finished, he was just about to enter the trail when he caught a glimpse of a familiar figure out of the corner of his eye.

The young man not far away, about 20 years old, tall, with extremely fair skin, slightly long black hair softly attached to the ears, showing a delicate side face, handsome, with clear and gentle eyes.

It was clearly the person he cared about.

Regardless of going home to see what was going on with the door, Xiang Ru looked at the young man walking out of the school, turned his footsteps, and walked towards the young man.

"Alan..." he shouted with three-point expectation and seven-point anxiety.

The young man who was walking in front of him paused, and Xiang Ru also stopped breathing. He was usually calm and meticulous, and he was not stage fright in various situations, but now he felt timid.

What should he say next?

It's a coincidence to exchange pleasantries, or should I ask him out for dinner?

……

Countless thoughts flashed through his mind one by one, but he had no chance to practice—the young man who was stunned for a moment, did not look back, but sped up his speed and walked out of the school even faster.

Xiang Ru was stunned for a moment, and after regaining his senses, he ran to follow. When he arrived outside the school, there were people coming and going, but there was no sign of the young man.

His eyes darkened, almost suspecting that it was just his own illusion.

He stood there and asked the security guard on the side: "Excuse me, did you see a person just now, about this tall, with very fair skin, and very..."

"Oh, you said that handsome guy just now?" The security guard who was knocking on melon seeds interrupted him, raised his hand and pointed in a direction, "He went there, running quite fast, like a rabbit... "

Xiang Ru thanked him and looked in the direction he pointed, but he still didn't see the young man.

But... At least it proved that the young man did appear, and it was not his illusion.

His thoughts were too heavy, and his situation was too complicated. Sometimes, he really suspected that the young man was a person he imagined, but at least, there were many phenomena that proved that it was not his illusion.

Xiang Ru curled his lips into a smile, as long as the young man really existed, then he would always have a chance to see him again, talk to him, and even... be with him.

The phone vibrated, and Xiang Ru took it out to look at it. It was Lin Yu's message.

"Your customized collar has arrived, you can come and get it."

Reluctantly, he searched the street for traces of the young man again, but found nothing. After thinking about it, he decided to go to Lin Yu's to get the things back first.

After confirming that Xiang Ru had gone far away, the young man hiding behind the tree heaved a sigh of relief, spread his clenched hands, revealing the pink banknotes inside, "Huh...what are you going to eat later?"

After getting back the customized collar, Xiang Ru returned home, but unexpectedly did not see the snowball.

He put down the collar, checked the door carefully, watched the video again carefully, and called up comparative observations from other directions. It is certain that the door was indeed opened by the cat itself.

Xiang Ru was lost in thought.

The camera still has to be turned on, and the collar with a positioning device has to be put on the milk cat!

Looking at the messy bedroom, the man resigned himself to tidying it up. He opened the closet and touched a windbreaker that was out of place with his fingertips. His movements paused.

A strangely fiery red fruit was placed neatly at the bottom of the closet.

He picked it up and glanced at it, raised his eyebrows, and had an absurd guess in his heart: this fruit, could it be that the cat put it down?

With this conjecture, he felt normal instead.His own situation is special. It seems that it is not surprising that the young man can enter and leave his dream, and the cat he raises can open the door and release fruit.

He put the fruit aside, sorted out the closet, and found another strange thing—he lost money.

He rarely used cash, but he still kept some cash at home for backup. Now, five hundred-yuan bills are missing from the storage box.

He opened the closet every day, and he knew very well that no burglars had broken into the house in the past few days, and no one else had touched his closet.

Except that cat.

Xiang Ru put the cash back without changing his expression, closed the closet, took the red fruit, and went to make his own lunch.

The steak has not been purchased yet, and there are only some chicken wings, ribs and a cauliflower left in the refrigerator.With something on his mind, he simply brushed the chicken wings with sauce, put them in the oven, and sautéed the cauliflower.

Compared with Xiang Ru's lunch, the lunch for the young people who are off-campus can be said to be much richer.

Steaming hot red pot bottom, add skewers of secret big ribs, chicken legs, chicken wings, add some coriander beef, pork belly, palm treasure, county liver... During the waiting process, I am impatient and only want to eat meat The young man went to get another pile of chicken skins, duck intestines, quail eggs and sausages.

In short, no vegetarian dishes.

The young man occupied a table by himself, and at a glance, he could only see the iron skewers standing up to the sky.

When the dishes were cooked, the young man sniffed the spicy or numbing aroma in the air, picked up the iron skewer to roll off the food, and started to eat, until his lips were red and his temples were sweating, so he slowed down a bit and sighed tone.

Sure enough, the human world is better, and humans are too good at living.

The young man who deeply felt that he would degenerate when he arrived in the human world, did not forget to set a flag for himself when he ate to the fullest.

After I finish this meal, I will definitely practice hard!

Strive for the transformation to last for 80 years, and then eat the food of the human world!indivual!all over!

After eating the skewers, he followed the young man who bought a large cup of fruit tea after the crowd. While drinking the fruit tea, he wondered where the two fathers were while walking on the way back.

Walking to the door, the young man's eyes widened as he watched the door open a little.

Xiang Ru came back and sat inside.

He was stunned for a while, then drank the fruit tea in the cup in one breath, went downstairs and threw away the cup, and found a hidden place to return to his original shape.

Rubbing his belly, the hairball went upstairs slowly, pawing at the crack of the door, poking his head in, and whispering carefully, "Meow?"