[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

Anyway, that night, Twelve didn't return to the room until the end. As for what she and Takasugi did specifically, Gintoki imagined countless possibilities with grief, including Twelve on the top and Takasugi on the bottom, Takasugi on the bottom and Twelve on the top, Twelve is above Takasugi, and Takasugi is below Twelve...

"It's all one kind of situation at all! Is your mind full of strawberry milk?!"

"So Shinpachi, you are still too young to understand the darkness and sinisterness of the adult world."

Shinpachi deeply felt that the natural scroll in front of him was the most sinister: "Isn't the point about why Takasugi is always at the bottom?"

"It's very simple, I understand the truth!" Kagura filled his cheeks with jam bread, and said vaguely, "Because Takasugi is too short, he can't meet the standard to suppress the twelfth sister!"

"Yo~ Xiao Kagura, you are really smart and wise, but don't always tell the truth in front of others in the future."

"It's all silver sauce, you taught me well!"

"You're going to die! You two are going to die!"...

Shi Qi has become accustomed to their nonsense behavior, and at this time, he is filling his and Abe's cups with tea, and smiles: "Twelve never takes advantage of uncertainties, she will not confess herself so early of."

"Indeed, and it turns out that nothing happened last night." Abe said lightly, "The tune of the shamisen obviously didn't stop until early in the morning."

Yinshi rolled his eyes: "I did hear it, but it seemed to be out of tune in the end, what's the matter?"

"Twelve likes to listen to the shamisen, but she doesn't know how to play it." Seventeen patiently explained, "I think it's probably because she wanted to try it, but accidentally broke the string of Mr. Takasugi's shamisen—today Earlier, I saw Mr. Wan Qi repairing shamisen!"

"..."

"Yeah... what are you talking about?" Before he finished speaking, Twelve came from behind and patted Shiqi on the shoulder vigorously, "Are you talking bad about me behind my back?"

"How can it be? It's just discussing your sudden commotion this morning."

She nodded as a matter of course: "Oh, what are you talking about, Takasugi's shamisen is too much to use, and the steel ball will break when you hit the bowstring."

Everyone: "..."

Shi Qi didn't have the slightest sense of overestimating the other party's taste, but instead stroked her hair approvingly: "You have an idea, let Mr. Gao Shan change a strong string next time."

"Good idea!"

Shinpachi: "It's a miracle that Takasugi allowed you, brother and sister, to live in this world."

Twelve shook his head solemnly: "You are wrong, he just surrendered to me with unparalleled beauty. You have to believe that it is terrible for a man to be dazzled by love."

"Where is the beauty?! Only ghosts believe it!"

"Yeah...don't worry, you'll see ghosts soon."

Yinshi plunged into the milk in front of him: "Is that something to be happy about?!"

"If you're afraid, stay on the spaceship." Twelve was very calm, "I'll tell them that your kidney deficiency needs rest, and try not to give them a chance to laugh at you—especially Takasugi."

If it was someone else, maybe Yinshi could still think about it for a while, but since Gao Sugi is here, he absolutely cannot lose this face.In addition, there is another point that is almost overlooked...

"Who are you talking about kidney deficiency? Dad is in his prime!"

"Take whoever you like." She turned her head, and suddenly pulled the miniature intercom on her chest and asked, "Two shorties, are we almost at our destination?"

As a result, due to the volume being turned too high, Kamui’s voice came from the other side at a high decibel level: “I’ll kill you for talking nonsense—it’s almost there, but there’s a little trouble.”

"Is the spaceship leaking?"

"Is it your saliva that's leaking?"

"Yeah... Then what trouble can there be?"

"There is an enchantment outside Purgatory, we can't open it for the time being, and we can't land."

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What if I can't land?Find twelve.

Which one is stronger in breaking through the barrier?Find twelve.

Although Twelve may not be able to solve these problems, she can be funny and add chaos!

"Courtesy before soldiers, use the loudspeaker to shout, 'Bastards of Purgatory Planet, you have the ability to steal business, you have the ability to open the door'!"

"kill you."

"Yeah... If you can do it, go ahead, if you can't, don't talk about it."

"Let Afutu blow away the barrier with his fist."

Afutu: "Leader, I request to resign."

Gao Shan walked over impatiently with a pipe in his mouth, and forcibly pulled the two brats apart: "Shenwei, didn't you say that this spaceship has advanced equipment? Where is the advanced equipment? It doesn't even have basic offensive equipment?"

"Of course." Kamui replied with a smile, "But it was broken during practice." In an extremely natural tone.

"So did I accompany you on an outing?"

"Well, I have to come here sooner or later anyway, maybe I won't go back."

Yinshi stood beside him with drooping eyes: "You guys are so talkative, why don't I go back to sleep first?" The subtext is to land if you can, and it's better if you don't land.

Kagura and Xinbayi had a glass of orange juice and walked away with their boss. The former gave Wei Wei a contemptuous look, full of contempt for his brother.

"What should I do now?" Shi Qi looked at the calm Twelve, "Do you want me to try?"

"Yeah... we two are not good at the enchantment formed by demon power, have you forgotten who I brought to help?"

He suddenly realized: "Mr. Abe?"

"Call me?" Abe responded in a gentle manner, his brows and eyes curled up in a relaxed manner, "I may be able to solve it, but will it overwhelm the host?"

Twelve waved his little hand very chicly: "Don't talk to them, as long as you are happy."

"...Okay, let me try."

After getting an affirmative answer, Twelve immediately pushed Kamui and Takasugi aside, raised his hand and pressed the button of the cockpit elevator.

"Sir, go ahead boldly~"

Then the big guys collectively saw on the monitor in the cabin that Abe Seimei, the great onmyoji, summoned the wind and threw a pack of qi (luan) potential (qi) pounds towards the silver barrier covering the entire planet. ba) majestic (zao) talisman paper with its own streamer effect.

The aftermath of the confrontation between the two forces almost affected the interior. Later, Shenwei had to temporarily close the skylight at the top, but small cracks continued to spread towards the surroundings, and the speed became faster and faster, until a gap that could be recognized by the naked eye appeared.

Twelve suddenly patted the console and shouted: "Put Mister in! The spaceship goes in!"

Afutu followed suit methodically.

Ten seconds later, Abe successfully stepped onto the ground of the spaceship. He said calmly, "The opponent is very strong, be careful." He went to the room to rest with his forehead on his hands. It seemed that he had spent a lot of energy.

"Mr. Abe's original strength has been weakened. Otherwise, some monsters will not be able to balance it." Twelve sighed angrily, "Why are all my customers weakened? The time-space tunnel also sees people ordering dishes?"

Seventeen patiently enlightened her: "No, you can see that King Xu and Haruhi have not been weakened."

"...Brother, do you think there is anything else that King Su can weaken? IQ?" Before she finished speaking, her hair was rubbed vigorously. She turned her head and met Takasugi's indifferent eyes.

"gone."

"Ah, so who stays to watch the spaceship?"

The corners of his lips curled up in a cool arc, which seemed to be mocking: "Isn't it enough when you have money?"

Then a certain natural and angry voice sounded behind him.

"What do you say, you dwarf? I must follow!"

"You can do whatever you want. If you die, collect the body yourself."

Kagura was so proud that he slapped his chest loudly: "Don't worry, Silver Sauce, I will protect you...and Hachi!"

"Hey! Why are you so reluctant? Hachi also has dignity!"...

Twelve thinks that she needs to stay away from the group of snake spirits, after all, she has serious things to do now.

And what is the serious thing, because the moment she opened the hatch, the space-time display on her wrist lit up, so bright that she couldn't stop it (...)

"Brother, customer locked."

Shi Qi nodded and said calmly, "Are you referring to the two who came to greet us?" He raised his hand and pointed forward.

Not far away stood two men with a strong aura, to be precise, they were orcs with beautiful appearance.

The one on the left has long silver-white hair, is dressed in a red dress fluttering in the wind, has a rosary around his neck, and a broad knife on his waist, especially the pair of furry dog ​​ears on the top of his head are particularly iconic; while the one on the right looks What's more, short hair, fox ears and kimono are enchanting, a pair of lavender eyes are alluring for no reason, and they also have their own eyeliner, which is as seductive as possible.

Holy crap, it seems like someone has come.

It was thanks to the fact that she read a lot of comic books, but it was also because she read too many comic books that she realized how difficult the task was.

Can it be more ridiculous?

Facing Yinshi's suspicious eyes, Twelve forcibly restrained the twitching corners of his mouth and said in a low voice: "I'll give you a little science, the two big monsters you are about to face, one is a dog, the other is a fox - of course, there is also a fox." They can be regarded as the same species, they are not human anyway.”

"...What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Can't you see it yourself? Can't you see what kind of creatures they are?"

Gintoki turned to Kagura and Kamui expressionlessly: "How do the Yatu tribe usually beat dogs and foxes?"

"Don't be kidding, if you can meet them, I must have raised them a long time ago! How can you be willing to beat them!"

Shenwei laughed and said, "After plucking the hair, cook it and eat it."

"You're talking about irrelevant things! Didn't you have breakfast?!"

Just as he was making a fuss, he saw the dog (?) walking towards him, his delicate eyebrows and eyes were full of rebelliousness, and his tone was unceremonious: "Do you know where this is? You dare to come to die!"