[Comprehensive] Bai picked up a father

After discussing secretly with Seventeen, Twelve finally decided to go to Purgatory Planet to take a look. The reason was that this phenomenon was too weird, and maybe Nineteen was planning some more perverted action.

It can be seen that Shuai Nineteen has no principles in the hearts of the two former brothers. They think that he is now a dangerous person with a calm appearance and a second heart. Think of him.

But Twelve still disagrees with Seventeen to go with them.

"Brother, what will you do with the customers after you leave? We have to prepare with both hands. They alone can't do it in this world."

"The space-time monitor has been moving a little recently. I guess it's because the fifth child knows about your stupidity and is going to come back and take a look." Seventeen smiled, "It's just right, let him temporarily protect the client when the time comes, anyway, he is also accompanying you in the bureau. The chief chatted and drank tea."

As a senior, the fifth child has no prestige at all in the eyes of the younger generation. He is just doing idle work to cheat wages, or to put it nicely - he is still a rich man in charge of sending money.

"Yeah... It's not impossible, or don't let him go back this time." Twelve said seriously, "I have a hunch that the only time and space channel connecting the Scouting Bureau and this world is about to be closed. At that time, the two of us may not be able to see the fifth child, and he will be more lazy, and we can't take advantage of the old boy, we have to detain him!"

"Okay, it's all up to you."...

The two of them were discussing how to plot against the fifth child, when they suddenly heard hurried footsteps outside the door, and immediately after Yinshi, the three of them returned to the Wanshiwu with big bags and small bags.

"Yo, Brother Seventeen is here too!"

Shi Qi nodded politely, but couldn't help wondering: "Mr. Sakata, what are you buying peach wood swords and talisman paper for?"

"Didn't you go to Purgatory Planet to catch ghosts? These are all for self-defense." Yinshi solemnly pinned the mahogany sword on his waist beside Lake Toya, folded the talisman and stuffed it into his bosom, "We need a red heart It is the wisdom of life to be prepared with both hands and always be on guard against danger.”

Kagura nodded vigorously, and pointed to the garlic on her neck: "I read in a comic book that garlic can ward off evil spirits! And it can be eaten as dry food when you are hungry!"

"Do you use garlic as dry food?!" Xinba met Twelve's gloomy eyes, feeling that he was under pressure as a normal person with a clear mind. , I can't stop it, so I have to respond to the organization's call..."

"... Which organization's call? Is it the Brainless Death Association?" Twelve gave him an angry look, then turned to glaring at Yinshi, "Hey, little Yinzi, I didn't seem to say that I would take you there, Shenwei's spaceship It's too small to fit too many people."

Yinshi smiled inscrutably: "Don't lie to Dad, Dad has already asked Mr. Damao, he said that the spaceship is very ample, and he strongly invited us to go."

"Yeah...he just wants to fight with you, and he doesn't care about your life or death."

"Whoever goes is not going, there are many people to do things, Dad is thinking about your safety."

Twelve snorted: "I have already asked Mr. Abe to accompany me to help, as for you... just don't follow me and howl."

"How can you despise Dad!" His father's authority was once again violated, and Yinshi was extremely indignant, "What's so scary about Purgatory Planet? I don't even look at it!"

"Yes, because you dare not look at it with your straight eyes."

"Dad is going to be angry!"

"Don't be angry, dying directly is a better choice."

"..."

Twelve grinned grimly: "It's a little exciting to think of getting in close contact with those cute little spirits. Just imagine, your fingers pass through their translucent bodies, and they greet you with sharp teeth. You, your saliva is overflowing, your long hair is dripping with blood, your face is like fresh ketchup, and your long wet tail is thrown behind you..."

Yin Shi suddenly let out a groan, turned around and quickly plunged into the closet: "It's getting late, I'm going to rest first, please do yourselves!"

The rest of them turned their heads to look at the bright sunlight outside the window, and silently supported their foreheads.

What kind of spirit is it to be timid and show off?

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In the end, everyone boarded Shenwei's luxury spaceship together in love (?), and spent a lot of effort on the issue of room allocation.

Yinshi wants to live next to Twelve, because he wants to watch her mess around; Kagura wants to live next to Twelve, because there are snacks for Twelve; Two is safe, although this is completely unfounded; Shenwei does not need to live next to Twelve, because the spaceship is his private property, and he can enter and exit the Twelve room at will...

Twelve has only one requirement, that is, to live next door to Takasugi.

The final result is Takasugi → Twelve → Kagura → Shinhachi → Seventeen → Abe → Gintoki, don't ask why Gintoki lives at the end of the corridor, who made God's mighty place come, so that it is more convenient for him to fight.

It is night, and the spaceship is sailing in the vast universe.

After taking a shower, Twelve was wearing floral pajamas and was going back to his room to catch up on sleep. Who knew that his brain short-circuited for a while and made a mistake, so he simply pushed open one of the doors and strode straight in until he could clearly see the monstrous face of the person next to the bed. Only then did I suddenly realize it.

"...I went wrong! Sorry, good night!"

What's even more dramatic is that the moment she was about to close the door, the rogue's heart suddenly recovered, and he turned around with a smile on his face, and locked the door again.

Holding the pipe, Gao Shan lazily raised his eyes to look at her, the light and shadow in his eyes were deep and dark: "Changed your mind?"

"I just decided to make mistakes and live up to the instructions given by fate."

"It seems that something has gone wrong with your brain recently."

"Yeah...you're still as smart as before, don't worry." Twelve crossed his arms and stared at him for a moment with the eyes of sizing up his prey, "It just so happens that the beautiful scenery is so beautiful on this beautiful day, and I'm alone. Mian, handsome boy, are you lonely? Shall I accompany you?"

Gao Shan said softly: "You really forget to eat but not to fight."

"Hey, can you stop talking to me in such a tone of reprimanding a child?" She rolled her eyes at him, "Who was the one whose arm was removed last time? It wasn't me anyway."

"Since you mentioned this, I would like to ask you."

"You ask."

He turned his face slightly, with a half-smile, "Obviously we're already in a fighting state, why didn't the knife cut off?"

This is the first time he has cut to the chase since the two reunited.

I still remember that he was in the suburbs at that time, and he was determined to stop her from helping the Shinsengumi, forcing her to summon the Twelve Nights of the Soul, and then successfully chopped off his right hand—just when she was about to use her The moment she made a fatal move, she inexplicably withdrew the knife.

—— "You lost, so leave me alone."

With just such a warning, he turned around and left without looking back.

Why didn't the crucial knife go off?

... Is she a second idiot?Who would want to hack his first love to death?are you crazy!

You are teasing me with a weird expression on Twelve's face: "It's true that I am fighting seriously, but I haven't reached the stage where my relatives don't recognize me! Just let you see the meaning of blood, why do you have to kill me? Kill me!" Who will you and I go with?"

"..."

"Besides, you didn't try your best, so why don't you pretend I don't know?"

He was subconsciously giving way to her, or accommodating her. It's not that she didn't think about it afterwards. If the knife was really cut, he would definitely have the ability to avoid it.

When I think about it carefully, it's more like a psychological battle between the two, competing for each other's bottom line.

"You can come back alive from Ni Kong's siege, it's a fortune teller." Gao Shan was silent for a while, then Feng Qingyun changed the subject lightly, "Maybe you won't be so lucky in the future."

"Yeah... This is clearly my line. If that guy at Nineteen meets me again, the consequences will definitely be worse—hey, by the way, Takasugi, aren't you trying to lure us to Nineteen's territory? Don't blame me for not reminding me You, I will poke your other eye blind!"

"You're so long-winded."

Twelve dragged a chair and sat down opposite him, holding a teapot and drinking it leisurely: "Whatever you say, anyway, I won't let you go easily this time, even if you really have a conspiracy, I'm sure Pull you as a back."

Gao Shan laughed: "What about Yin Shi? Are you sure to guarantee his safety?"

"You are simply contemptuous of that man. Could it be that Xiao Yinzi is so weak and incompetent that he can be manipulated by others?" She couldn't help laughing, "His sense of responsibility is much stronger than yours, otherwise why did he have to follow me on the pirate ship? To tell you the truth , Since I dare to come, it shows that I have confidence in everything I will face, including my own level and the strength of my teammates."

Yinshi never speaks bluntly, but she is very clear about what kind of existence Wanshiwu is to her. She is one with them, sharing weal and woe. That kind of tacit understanding is like the warmth that is close at hand, and a fortress of trust is built without any disturbance. , After wind and rain, there is no need to worry about the danger of collapse.

Before the words fell, there was a loud noise outside, and then a certain silver natural scroll who received Kagura's secret information kicked open the door.

"Gakasugi! You bastard, don't worry about harming my girl——!"

Facts have proved, how could these funny comparisons make her engage in sensational plots in a serious manner?too naive.

Twelve was frustrated and raised his forehead, and turned to look at him with squinted eyes: "Did you take the wrong medicine? We are talking about business."

"Do you need to get so close to talk about business?"

"I'm hard of hearing, I have to sit closer."

"Nonsense! Your ears are as good as a police dog's. Is it stupid to be a father? Now, immediately, go back to sleep!"

With a blank expression on her face, she refocused her eyes on Gao Shan's face, and seeing the latter's appearance of having nothing to do with her, she suddenly became more angry, picked up the slippers and hit Zhong Yin's forehead: "Can you let him fall in love quietly! "

"Who falls in love like you!"

Seventeen quietly appeared behind the fried Yinshi, grabbed his arm, and dragged him away with a smile: "Mr. Sakata, Shinpachi asked me to take you back to your room. I think it makes sense, after all, Twelve is still busy. It's not good to interrupt rashly."

"... Which eye do you see that she is busy?"

"Brother, thank you." Twelve regained his composure and waved his hands again and again, "Don't forget to lock the door of Curly Hair's room and block the keyhole."

Seventeen Chunliang narrowed her crescent eyes harmlessly: "Okay, I'll think about it, come on."

"What fuel is there! Has your IQ been eaten by Dingchun? Don't you worry about being alone in the same room as a brother?!" Yin Shi growled.

"Oh, it's true." He suddenly realized, and then nodded in thought, while continuing to drag him away from the scene, "I'm really worried about Mr. Takasugi, has he had love experience before?"

"..."

Yinshi felt that he seemed to be born as a mistake.