[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Yu Huatian felt that the future father-in-law's mind really couldn't be guessed, and he couldn't guess right after guessing.

When they met for the first time, the old man almost rolled up his sleeves and wanted to fight with him. After being persuaded by Lin Ziyi, he took the opportunity to play and refused to agree with them to be together.

Lin Ziyi had obviously anticipated this situation, and said very calmly: "Oh, Dad, you don't agree. That's okay, brother Huatian and I just went to see the beauty of the world, and we will come back when you think about it."

Lin Ziyi's father hurriedly called them to stop, and held the shower over there awkwardly for a long time, before he reluctantly said: "Then you can't just marry my daughter so easily, you have to go through me anyway." The test will do."

Yu Huatian thought for a while, and felt that he was capable of brains and physical strength, and this little trial should not be a problem, so he nodded and agreed lightly.

However, unexpectedly, the first test set by the old man was to ask Yuhuatian to be able to fly.

The old man didn't feel that this was embarrassing a mortal with no magic power at all. He said it was for the happy life of the couple in the future. He stroked his horns and said to Yuhuatian proudly: "You said you two , in case of any misunderstanding in the future, my daughter covered her ears and shouted 'I won't listen, I won't listen, I won't listen' and flew away as soon as she kicked her feet. If you said you can't fly, how should you catch her and say 'Listen to her' I explain'? So, to be my son-in-law, you still have to be able to fly."

Lin Ziyi interjected dissatisfied, "I'm not that hypocritical. Besides, I can't fly."

The father-in-law glared at his daughter who was elbowing towards Yuhuatian, "Don't interrupt. If you can't fly, let him take you to fly."

A magpie flapped its wings and hung in the air, holding a red thread in its mouth, and under the red thread was a delicate ball of colored thread.

Pointing at the ball, the old man pretended to be kind and said, "I won't make things difficult for you. When you can take the ball off, you will have passed the first trial."

Lin Ziyi made trouble beside her, "Father, you can't pick it off by yourself, and you're still trying Brother Huatian."

The old man pretended not to hear, and grabbed Lin Ziyi's hand and wanted to drag it back, "Come on, don't disturb your brother Huatian's practice, come back when he can fly. Daddy will peel chestnuts for you to eat."

Yu Huatian squinted his eyes to look at the magpie, observed the surrounding terrain, and said confidently, "No need, I can pick it off today."

With his sleeves in his hands, the old man said earnestly, "Young man, if you talk big and fall, you will get stuck."

Yu Huatian didn't argue, just tapped his toes, raised his figure, used the bushes as a leverage point, flashed a few times, then easily picked off the ball of colored thread and handed it to the old man.

The old man took the ball of colored thread in a daze, "Really, can it really fly?"

Lin Ziyi smiled and took the ball of colored thread from her father's hand, and threw it back and forth, "Father, mortals call this lightness work."

The father-in-law patted Lin Ziyi on the head, "You know a lot. You're chattering."

Even if the first trial passed like this, Yu Huatian was naturally very good at such elegant things as the second and third trials, such as piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, so it really wouldn't be difficult for him.

It’s just that every time Yu Huatian finishes playing chess with his father-in-law, he feels a little puzzled, “Should I win against your father? Or should I lose to him on purpose?”

Lin Ziyi nonchalantly made a wreath with the wild flowers she picked, "It doesn't matter if you win him or lose him. If you lose even one pawn, he will feel that your chess skills are too bad and dissatisfied. If you win, he will I feel dissatisfied with losing face."

Yuhuatian: "..."

It's really more complicated than the emperor's mind.

Lin Ziyi put the braided corolla on her head, and said with a smile, "Brother Huatian, does it look good?"

Yu Huatian looked at her, his eyebrows softened unconsciously, "It's pretty."

Lin Ziyi gave him a kiss, and said coquettishly, "I'm used to being away from home, and my father loves me very much. When I came back suddenly, he said he wanted to get married. My father couldn't stand it, so he made things difficult for you. My father just cares about saving face." , There are not many mountain tops who can surpass him in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, but in fact, he quite likes you."

Yu Huatian smiled slightly, "It's okay. I want to marry you. These trials are not difficult for me."

Lin Ziyi leaned in his arms and pointed to the field of flowers opposite, "After getting married, we will build a wooden house there. From then on, it will be our home."

Yuhuatian watched from a distance, and responded softly: "En. Our home."

Yuhuatian stayed in Changbai Mountain, and also found out the situation at Lin Ziyi's home.

Most of Lin Ziyi's sisters are married far away and don't often live in Changbai Mountain.Among the sisters, those who married mortals were Lin Ziyi's dead third sister, and the sixth sister mentioned by Xin Siniang.

The mortal that Sixth Sister was looking for was quite extraordinary. He was a foreigner with blue eyes and a high nose bridge who was born on the other side of the ocean.

I heard that the foreigner came to Daming for research, and finally met Sixth Sister. It was love at first sight, and she was enthusiastic by nature.

So, after three years of torturing their father-in-law, the two finally got married, and they continued to do research together in a cool and unrestrained way.

As for why Yu Huatian knew so much, it was because the foreigner who defeated Lin Ziyi's sixth sister was sitting in front of him at the moment, speaking fluent Northeast dialect, teaching him the secrets of how to defeat the old man.

When Yu Huatian was the admiral of Xichang, it was not that he had never seen foreigners, but he had never seen this kind of foreigner who spoke Mandarin stutteringly, but was as fluent in Northeast as his mother tongue.

The foreigner enthusiastically shared his own experience, "I'm talking to you, it's just my father-in-law, to deal with him, just memorize the three-character scriptures is enough."

Yuhuatian was curious, "What three-character scripture?"

Foreigner: "Thick-skinned or shameless."

Yuhuatian: "..."

It just so happened that he couldn't do it.

In fact, Yuhuatian didn't have time to think about whether to practice the three-character mantra, so the father-in-law brought two jars of wine to talk to him one night.

Lin Ziyi wanted to listen in, but was sent to sleep by her father-in-law.

Drinking here is done with bowls instead of glasses, which reveals a sense of heroism.

Although Yu Huatian was a little uncomfortable, he still accepted the custom honestly, got up and poured a full bowl of wine for his father-in-law, and poured another bowl for himself.

The smell of wine is pungent and spicy, as if it is a bit provocative.

The old man took a sip of wine slowly, looked up at Yuhuatian, and just asked him, "Will you treat my daughter well forever?"

Yuhuatian replied without hesitation, "Naturally."

The father-in-law nodded, and his tone was not as tricky as usual, but rather sad, "My girl, it hurts me to hold her in my hand since I was a child. I follow her in whatever she likes and wants to do on weekdays. She made a mistake at that time and was struck by lightning, and my heart hurts more than anyone else. I waited for her to wake up every day, but she just didn't wake up. "

"Later she woke up, and wanted to persuade her not to go out, just stay with dad. But since she was a child, she was stubborn and couldn't persuade her. Not long after, she was struck back by thunder. After sleeping for several days Years. At that time, I also thought about it. It’s good for her to be so stubborn. At least she lives according to her heart. No matter what she chooses or does, as long as it makes her happy, I They all thought it was the best in the world.”

His eyes fell on Yu Huatian, and he smiled slightly, "So the person she likes is also the best in my opinion. But I also have a bit of selfishness, and I didn't want to let my daughter marry, so I did things to make things difficult for you. "

He sighed slightly as if relieved, "Choose an auspicious day and get married."

Guests from all directions came to Lin Ziyi's wedding banquet, and the band played and played, which was very festive.

Although getting married is a mortal ritual, there are not so many taboos.

Lin Ziyi's wedding dress was sewn stitch by stitch by the fifth and sixth sisters who were extremely dexterous at home. The bright red gown was embroidered with clusters of flowers with gold thread.

The light application of powder and daisy made Lin Ziyi's face look like a peach blossom, and even the tear mole was a little bit gorgeous.

However, Lin Ziyi was very restless, either she thought this was too heavy or that was too heavy.

In the end, he sneaked out while they were not paying attention, wanting to meet the friends who attended the wedding banquet.

Xin Siniang and Baili Tusu came early, and when they saw Lin Ziyi running out, Xin Siniang smiled and said, "I knew you wouldn't settle down, the bride wouldn't just run around."

Lin Ziyi pointed to the pile of hairpins on her head, frustrated, "This thing is really overweight, and my neck is about to break. I've been preparing it since the morning, and I haven't even eaten a bite of chicken legs. I'm starving to death."

Xin Siniang shook her head with a smile, "You have to bear with it, the makeup is done, and you will have to toss around after eating."

Lin Ziyi pursed her lips, "It's so troublesome to get married."

Xin Siniang raised her eyebrows, "Think about it, the one you want to marry is Brother Huatian that you like."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi gritted her teeth and made up her mind, "Then I will bear it."

Lin Ziyi looked at Xin Siniang, then at Baili Tusu, and asked casually, "By the way, when will you two get married?"

Baili Tusu blushed slightly, and answered in a low voice before Xin Siniang, "It's coming soon."

Xin Siniang laughed, "Oh, young hero Baili, when is this coming?"

Baili Tusu was teased by her, blushed, lowered his head, and muttered: "Anyway, it's almost here."

Xin Siniang and Baili Tusu had to go in to say hello to Lin Ziyi's father.

The two of them had just left, followed by Lu Xiaofeng who surprised Lin Ziyi.

Over the years, Lu Xiaofeng hasn't changed much, the mustache is still very chic.

Lin Ziyi asked in surprise, "Why are you here?"

Lu Xiaofeng stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Why can't I come. I heard from Xin Siniang that you are going to get married. If you think about it, we have more than just a one-sided relationship. Naturally, we have to congratulate you. Originally, Sikong Zhaoxing was also coming, but it's a pity He caused some troubles, so I had to come here by myself. Miss Ziyi is a little more beautiful, which is really exciting."

Lin Ziyi touched her face, "If you tease me again, be careful not to be overheard by my father, use a broom to sweep you out."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed loudly, "It's not good to bother your father."

Compared with Lin Ziyi, Lu Xiaofeng has a better relationship with Xin Siniang.

He said a few words with Lin Ziyi here, and then he entered the main hall in a cool and unrestrained manner, intending to find Xin Siniang for a drink.

Lin Ziyi saw a few more acquaintances here, so she waited for Yan Chixia.

Yan Chixia smiled boldly, walked over in a hurry, said "the big girl is so handsome today", and threw the box in her hand to Lin Ziyi.

Lin Ziyi caught it in fear, and asked, "What's here? It's very light."

Yan Chixia smiled mysteriously, "The latest spell I have researched."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "There is no such thing as giving a demon charm, you are forcing me to drive you out on the big day."

Yan Chixia quickly waved her hands, "Don't worry, don't worry, this is for my brother-in-law."

Lin Ziyi was surprised, "Huh? Your brother-in-law is not a demon, what are you using it on him?"

Yan Chixia was triumphant, "This is my latest masterpiece, which can make people tell the truth. For example, if my brother-in-law hid money from his house, you can ask it clearly as long as you post it."

Lin Ziyi said flatly: "In our family, brother Huatian is in charge of finances, and I am in charge of flowers."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Yan Chixia: "You are too inactive."

Lin Ziyi opened the box and looked at it, but she didn't feel any difference, so she couldn't help asking, "Is this thing really easy to use?"

Yan Chixia hesitated for a moment, "It's okay. The timing is not working. It all depends on my brother-in-law's acting skills."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi turned her head and rushed to the main hall, shouting, "Father, there is a Taoist priest coming to destroy the place!"

Yan Chixia hurriedly gestured with both hands to silence her, "Shh! Shhh! Don't shout, don't shout! I'm just trying to add some fun to your daily life."

Yan Chixia was pushed into the main hall by Lin Ziyi with a look of disgust.

She secretly hid in front of the door, and saw that it was busy inside, and many friends were talking and laughing while drinking wine.

I couldn't help being emotional for a while, and a little bit lost because I didn't see Monkey King.

Although I have asked someone to talk to Sun Wukong, but I am still busy.

Lin Ziyi felt that she had stayed outside long enough, and was afraid that they would be anxious, so she turned around and wanted to leave.

However, as soon as she took a step, she suddenly felt someone tugging at the corner of her skirt.

Lin Ziyi lowered her head and saw two little monkeys holding a washbasin-sized peach, and said with a smile, "Your Majesty wants us to deliver things."

Lin Ziyi took it in surprise, and murmured, "There are really peaches the size of a washbasin."

One of the monkeys scratched its head, "I have been looking for it in Huaguo Mountain for a long time."

Lin Ziyi patted his head and asked, "Where is the Great Sage?"

The monkey shook his head, "Your Majesty can't come. My Majesty said, Your Majesty said..."

It seemed unable to remember, and scratched its head anxiously, another monkey quickly said, "The king said, this is the most delicious peach in the world!"

Lin Ziyi was startled for a moment, then she frowned with a smile.

The auspicious time has come, Lin Ziyi, Feng Guanxia Pei, led by the sixth sister to the main hall of the wedding banquet.

The noise around her, as well as the sound of the roe deer crying out of breath, made her a little nervous.

However, Yuhuatian's slender fingers hooked her lightly, and said in a calm voice, "Hold it well."

Lin Ziyi's restless heart instantly settled down.

Just as Yin Zan and Tong Zan were about to shout, Lin Ziyi's father stopped him and said, "Wait a minute."

Lin Ziyi raised her hijab slightly, and asked in surprise, "Father, what do you want to do?"

The father-in-law pointed to the sable on the red table, "This is your cousin. I admire you very much and want to imitate you, but I also went down to earth to cause some trouble. I was unlucky, and I was caught by a thunderbolt. The prototype came out. Anyway, you have been sleeping for 500 years, and your family members have to pray to you when they get married, so don’t fall behind.”

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Has it become a custom for married couples to pray to the mink struck by lightning?

Finally, the father-in-law agreed to the two getting married, so there was no need to make him unhappy because of this matter.

So the two bowed to the sable, said a few more prayers, and then began to worship.

After the three worships, with a sound of "sent to the bridal chamber", the wedding finally came to an end.

After being sent to the bridal chamber, Yu Huatian went out to toast, while Lin Ziyi stayed and ate the pastries his father secretly prepared for her.

Guessing that it was almost time, she covered her head and pretended to be nonchalant, waiting for Yu Huatian to come back.

After a while, when she heard the door opening, Lin Ziyi suddenly became nervous again.

The hijab was gently lifted away by the beam, Lin Ziyi raised her eyes and saw Yu Huatian's face was reddish, as if he was drunk, but his eyes were very clear.

Lin Ziyi asked nervously: "Brother Huatian, did you feel surprised when you lifted the hijab?"

Yu Huatian curled the corner of his mouth, "I saw the pastry froth around your mouth."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi wiped the corners of her lips depressedly, "I knew I would eat chicken legs."

"That's right, that's right," Lin Ziyi pulled out a book from her sleeve, "Liu Niang gave me a book after the church visit, and told me to read it with you."

Yu Huatian took it, flipped through two pages, and suddenly fell silent.

Lin Ziyi was puzzled, and leaned over, "Oh, the famous technical guide for the boudoir."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian: "You seem to be very familiar?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head, "I just heard about it in the scriptures."

She seemed to be interested, flipped through and said, "This style of painting is so ugly, I don't know why those talented men and women in the story book like to read it so much. By the way, Brother Huatian, this one looks good."

Yu Huatian had no choice but to tap her forehead with his fingers, "You are not ashamed."

Lin Ziyi blinked, "Why am I ashamed. Anyway, I like you, you like me, and we're married again. These things are just a matter of course."

Seemingly she had seen enough, she pushed the unsuspecting Yu Huatian onto the bed as soon as she raised her hand.

After doing this, she was a little uncertain, and took out the book again, "After that... oh oh oh, I understand!"

Yu Huatian was helpless, "What do you know? You haven't had a cup of wine yet."

Lin Ziyi said casually: "I'll talk about that later, it's all a routine anyway, and we will be together happily without drinking a cup of wine. What does that poem say, Jun, you are a rock. What's the next sentence?"

Yuhuatian interjected, "I'm taking it as a pussy reed."

Lin Ziyi nodded, "Yes, yes, yes. Pu reeds are like silk, and rocks cannot be moved."

Yu Huatian felt awkward, "Are our roles reversed?"

Lin Ziyi kissed Yu Huatian's lips, and said vaguely: "It's the opposite. I knew that a moment is worth a thousand gold."

Thousands of years later, the world has changed.

Lin Ziyi and Yuhuatian settled on Changbai Mountain, traveled thousands of miles across rivers and mountains in their spare time, and experienced the vast Central Plains.

They saw the flames of war, and they also saw a peaceful and prosperous world.

But the only thing that remains unchanged is that they accompany each other, never leave, and go through the four seasons of reincarnation one after another.

One day, Lin Ziyi was sitting on a small stool in front of the door, holding her chin and listening to the chattering of those flower demons, when she turned her head, she saw Yu Huatian strolling back, frowning slightly.

Lin Ziyi was puzzled, and asked, "What's the matter? Someone pulled you and asked you if you were an actor, or did they click and flash at you with a small box?"

In recent years, Changbai Mountain seems to have become a famous sightseeing place, and people always come to visit it.

For the sake of peace, Lin Ziyi set up an enchantment in the place where she lives in peace.But occasionally someone broke in by mistake, and asked Yu Huatian excitedly about this and that, but was thrown out by Yu Huatian who found it troublesome.

Later, they seemed to form a group to look for it, but they wandered around for a long time and found nothing. Finally, they came out inexplicably saying that this place is haunted.

Yuhuatian finds it troublesome, and usually chooses places where no one is around when he goes out for a walk.

But this time seemed different, Yuhuatian shook his head and said, "I saw a strange person."

Lin Ziyi was surprised, "People in this era seem strange."

Yu Huatian thought for a while and said, "It's not that strange. It's just that I seem to have seen that person in the Qing Dynasty, but I saw him again today. It seems that his appearance hasn't changed a bit. It doesn't look like a monster."

Lin Ziyi was curious, "That's strange. What's your name? What are you doing here?"

Yu Huatian replied slowly: "Zhang Qiling. He was followed by a guy named Wu Xie. He said he was going to Yunding Tiangong."

Lin Ziyi became interested, "I haven't been to the Yunding Tiangong, I heard it's interesting."

Lin Ziyi thought for a while, then clapped her hands, "Anyway, there's nothing to do recently, why don't we go there to have fun too."

Yu Huatian nodded, "If you want to go, I will accompany you."

Lin Ziyi took Yu Huatian's hand and pulled him into the house, "However, let's fill up our stomachs first before going there. Brother Huatian, I'm not bragging to you. My cooking level now surpasses that of the imperial chef. Brother Huatian, do you like life in the court before, or do you like the present?"

The appearance of Lin Ziyi is like writing a very colorful stroke in the picture scroll of Yuhuatian's gray and white life. The pen and ink are thick and penetrating the picture scroll and also penetrated his heart.

Yu Huatian smiled slightly, and the smile filled the corners of his eyes and brows, with a softness.

It is rare for him to say warm words of love, "Probably because he likes the life with you."

After Rong Hua thanked him, the years were quiet and good, probably so.

It is enough to be accompanied by Qing.