[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Baili Tusu carried Fen Ji on his back, looked down at the pale-faced Yuhuatian, thought for a while, and suddenly realized: "The collapse of the stone slab was also done on purpose by you?"

"En." Xin Siniang responded frankly, and asked Baili Tusu's opinion as if he felt that he was not enough, "He is also my brother-in-law, and I don't have the heart to do it hard. But is his physical injury not enough? Obviously. Do you want to add a few more?"

Baili Tusu: "..."

Baili Tusu didn't know how to answer, so he remained silent for a while.

Xin Siniang didn't care, she flipped her wrist, and there was a long sword glowing with silver light.She didn't even look at it, she threw it upwards casually, the long sword went straight up as if it was alive, the hilt touched the roof, and was hanging above Yuhuatian's belly, crumbling, it looked extremely terrifying.

Baili Tusu was puzzled, "Why is this?"

Xin Siniang looked up at the location, and replied casually: "It's just a phantom. Leave it to Ziyi to see. If there are no horrific scenes that make her have no time to take care of other things, she will be suspicious of this wound alone. Besides, if there is no If you stab Yuhuatian with a sword first, but use the real sword to fall directly, he will be injured for several years if he does not die."

Holding her chin, Xin Siniang poked Yu Huatian's arm, with a sad expression on her face, "I'm afraid Ziyi will suffer heart-piercing pain when the long sword falls. But the pain can be exchanged for a while." I Chang'an is also a good deal."

Baili Tusu thought for a moment and asked, "Then the legend of this ruin is also false?"

Xin Siniang shook her head and nodded again, and answered in a deliberate manner, "Legends are not what they used to be. I just added some words to make it half-truth and half-false."

Baili Tusu asked: "Where is the truth? Where is the false?"

"The gate of death and the gate of life." Xin Siniang said in an extremely calm voice that human nature is sinister, "That Taoist priest's conduct is extremely sinister, so how could he leave any gate of life? And the emperor wants to be the king of all ages, how could he?" No need to abandon the door of life, choose the door of death, and chase the illusory afterlife."

Baili Tusu was taken aback, he only thought that no matter how bad the Taoist's roots were, he would always have a little compassion, and he never doubted whether the existence of Shengmen was reasonable.

Xin Siniang saw Baili Tusu's expression of being shocked, and couldn't help but comforted: "You don't go down the mountain often, and your mind is simple. It's good if you don't understand these things."

Baili Tusu frowned slightly, and wanted to argue, but swallowed the words of argument when he opened his mouth, and said sullenly: "Then Miss Lin won't doubt it?"

"She doesn't doubt it because she hopes that the gate of life really exists, no matter whether it is reasonable or not, and why it exists, as long as it can achieve her goal. Also," she paused, her voice trembling, " She trusted me too much."

Seeing that Xin Siniang had set up a trick to deceive Lin Ziyi, Baili Tusu cared very much. He didn't want to see her like this, and he was not used to comforting others, so he changed the subject abruptly, "Then the door of death is the one under our feet?"

After he finished speaking, he felt wrong, frowned and looked over, just in time to see Yuhuatian's blood slowly flowing down the pattern carved on the stone steps, forming a small pool of blood, he couldn't help muttering: "The gate of death needs human blood." Activate... Si Niang, didn't you activate the magic circle like this?"

Xin Siniang waved her hand indifferently, "The magic circle is very precise. If you add something to it, or take something away, it will change its appearance. This soul lock has also become a soul sender. I Dad didn't come here in vain yesterday. He installed all the hidden weapons in the palace."

Baili Tusu had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly remembered the small wooden house Xin Siniang built in the oasis, "Siniang seems to be very familiar with this place, and I'm afraid she has been here many times."

Xin Siniang just replied softly: "The desert is only so big. I have been here for nearly 500 years, so I have seen it everywhere."

As time passed, Xin Siniang became a little more impatient than she was calm at first.Her eyes were fixed on the immobile door, and she muttered, "If you don't come, Ziyi, your Brother Huatian's blood will be drained."

As soon as the words were finished, the stone door opened with a bang, and three people rushed in in a ball. Lin Ziyi supported her waist and yelled, complaining: "Didn't you say that this place is very safe, Feng Lidao? There are so many institutions along the way."

Feng Lidao was pressed down, panting, "I, I don't know. They all said it was haunted, and they didn't say anything else."

They were arguing here, which made Xin Siniang feel a little difficult. Lin Ziyi didn't look at this side, so she couldn't find a suitable point to stab Yu Huatian again.

After thinking about it, she decided to create opportunities by herself, and as soon as she raised her hand, she directly let the long sword fall from the roof on the wound originally caused by the burning silence.

After clearing her throat, Xin Siniang suddenly howled dryly, "Yuhuatian, what's wrong with you! Wake up!"

Lin Ziyi followed the prestige, her eyes widened suddenly, and she saw a long sword being inserted into Yu Huatian's belly, and Yu Huatian's face was as white as paper at this moment, his breath was hanging, and his forehead was covered with cold sweat.

Lin Ziyi ran over staggeringly, her lips parted, her voice trembling with fear at the end, "Hua, brother Huatian, you, what's wrong with you?"

She looked up at Xin Siniang, tugged at Xin Siniang's sleeve and kept asking, "You were fine when you left."

Subconsciously, Xin Siniang looked away, and instead of looking at Lin Ziyi, she took the opportunity to pull out the long sword and throw it aside, and said in a low voice, "There are too many tricks, I accidentally fell for the trick."

If it was Lin Ziyi in normal life, she would not believe it when she heard this.However, Yuhuatian was lying there at the moment, which made her lose her sense of control, and she felt that infinite fear was entangled in her, which made her very frightened.

Finally, Xin Siniang couldn't bear it, and quickly stroked Lin Ziyi's back, telling her to relax, and her tone was as light as possible, "However, it's not a dead end. By accident, we found the door to life."

Lin Ziyi was startled, lowered her head to look, and said slowly: "This is the gate of life?"

Xin Siniang pursed her lips and nodded, "En...it's Shengmen. You arrange Yuhuatian well and keep it far away. I'll try it according to the legend."

Lin Ziyi wiped off the sweat from her forehead for Yuhuatian before carefully putting Yuhuatian away.

When she walked down the steps, it seemed that her legs were weak and she was about to fall to the ground accidentally. Fortunately, Baili Tusu, who was standing beside her, quickly helped her up.

Lin Ziyi thanked her in a low voice, and Baili Tusu was at a loss before replying comfortingly, "Don't worry."

Xin Siniang turned her head and said to Feng Lidao: "Young Master Feng, I beg you to do me a favor, would you be willing?"

Feng Lidao felt that this was weird, and couldn't help taking a step back, shaking his head, "It stands to reason that I should be willing, but, but I'm not good at saving people."

Gu Shaotang narrowed his eyes, stood in front of Fengli Dao, and looked at Xin Siniang coldly.

Xin Siniang sighed slightly, "Then I'll offend you."

The method of controlling thoughts is used on Yu Huatian, but it can no longer be used on Feng Li Dao.

Xin Siniang chose the next best thing, waved her hand seemingly casually, and a gust of wind hung up in the palace and rolled Gu Shaotang into the air, restraining her movements.

Feng Lidao fell to the ground and wanted to escape for a while, but he couldn't because Gu Shaotang was here.

In the end, he got up from the ground like a smashed can, and shouted: "I can't help you. Put her down quickly."

Xin Siniang pointed at the magic circle, "Letting her down now is just a hindrance. You come up and lie down, and she will come down naturally when things are done."

Feng Li Dao Xin reluctantly climbed up to the altar, and lay neatly beside Yu Huatian.

He turned his head and glanced at Yu Huatian, feeling unrequited love, "It's the first time in my life that I, Feng Lidao, lay with a man. It's too awkward. What do you want me to do?"

Xin Siniang said lightly, "Use your soul as an introduction."

Xin Siniang saw that Feng Lidao was lying down, and she didn't say much. The aura in her body condensed on her fingertips, and then was transmitted from her fingertips to the center of the magic circle.

Suddenly, a red light flashed, quietly enveloping the two people in the magic circle.

After a while, ethereal white smoke emitted from Fengli Dao, as if the soul had been pulled out.

Lin Ziyi watched the situation of the magic circle intently, biting her lower lip tightly, feeling extremely uneasy.

Also uneasy was Baili Tusu, who stared at Xin Siniang with a slightly worried look.

He originally thought that the magic circle was just a show to make a fool of himself, but Xin Siniang's lips started to turn white, as if he was consuming his spiritual power for something.

As soon as it was almost finished, Baili Tusu ran over and directly supported Xin Siniang's body that fell backward.

Seeing Xin Siniang's weak appearance, Baili Tusu was at a loss, but silently wiped the sweat from her forehead.

Xin Siniang smiled lightly as if to comfort him, and said, "I'm fine. I'll be fine after two days of rest."

Baili Tusu asked in a low voice, "How could this be?"

Xin Siniang's gaze fell on Lin Ziyi's joyful smile when she saw Yuhuatian wake up, and she also smiled with reassurance as if infected, "It's just that I took the opportunity to lose my spiritual power to Yuhuatian, let him The wounds healed sooner. After all, I stabbed the sword, and it will take a long time to raise it. Ziyi is not used to the desert, so we can't let them stay in the desert forever."

Baili Tusu's eyes were clear, as if Xin Siniang's appearance was reflected in the clear river water.The Xin Siniang he saw in his eyes was much purer and kinder than what Xin Siniang said about himself.

Xin Siniang closed her eyes and leaned into Baili Tusu's arms, "I'm finally done with their affairs. After kicking them out of the desert, let's travel around the world too. See all the great rivers and mountains, and fight for justice. Listen Looks pretty good too."

During this trip to the desert, Yuhuatian always felt that he had suffered something, but he couldn't remember it for a while, but felt a tearing pain in his abdominal muscles.

However, this pain, after a few days, is much better.

What puzzled him the most was Lin Ziyi's attitude. Although she looked the same as usual, she always felt that she looked at him occasionally, as if seeing some lost and recovered treasure, and she was more clingy to him than usual.

However, he enjoyed the current situation quite a bit, so he didn't think about delving into it further.

After coming out of the desert, the one who reacted the most when returning to Yufu was the parrot named Victor Maimaiti by Lin Ziyi.

I don't know what kind of stimulation Lin Ziyi's departure brought to it, and it kept shouting "Supervisor stupid roe deer" every day.

When Yu Huatian was upset, he would slip out a "silly roe deer".

Yuhuatian was a little depressed at first, but after talking too much, he became very calm.

Everyone in Xichang is very accustomed to listening to it a lot, and they all proudly say that their governor is versatile and good at various local dialects, especially Northeast dialect.

In the end, a major case of "someone pretending to be Yuhuatian outside the customs" was cracked based on the northeast accent.

Yu Huatian also felt very tired when he heard that his subordinates usually submitted such reports to ask for credit.

In a blink of an eye, it reached the life and death line stipulated in the book of life and death in Monkey King's mouth.

That day, Lin Ziyi guarded Yuhuatian anxiously from sunrise to sunset, fearing that something wrong with the formation would not prolong his life, and he would disappear suddenly if he didn't keep an eye on him.

Fortunately, luck still enveloped Lin Ziyi, and Yuhuatian was safe and sound, nothing happened.

Because the magic circle borrowed orders from the underworld, it was considered an illegal activity, and Xin Siniang also told her about it, so since Lin Ziyi left the desert, she never thought of going to the underworld to look at the book of life and death.

On weekdays, when I see a ghost messenger, I will avoid it like a guilty conscience.

Spring goes and autumn comes, flowers bloom and fall.

In the past five years, the world has changed.

Xichang grows bigger, is quite powerful in the court, and acts rampantly, which arouses dissatisfaction among the officials. The emperor also has suspicions and secretly wants to suppress Xichang.

Yuhuatian, the admiral of the West Factory, has also served for many years. Although his status is high, it is also at the end of the road, and there is no other room for improvement.

He, the admiral, was bored, and the emperor was secretly suppressing him, so he really felt that there was nothing to miss.

Besides, after so many years, he also wanted to open it.No matter how much I want to climb up, I can't be higher than the emperor, and I will always be pressed on top of my head by one person.Wouldn't it be better to follow one's heart, hide in the mountains and forests with Lin Ziyi, and travel around the world in your spare time, wouldn't it be a pleasure.

However, Yuhuatian has been the admiral of Xichang for many years, and he has a lot of secrets about the royal family. The emperor will never let him just resign from the official position and live a carefree life.

So he pretended to investigate Zhao Huai'an's matter, and feigned death in the vast yellow sand of Longmen.

Since then, there has been no rainy field above this temple.

But in Changbai Mountain, there is an extremely handsome mortal.

After Longmen feigned death, Yuhuatian followed Lin Ziyi to Changbai Mountain.

The scenery of Changbai Mountain is extremely clean and beautiful. When the small animals in the mountain saw a stranger coming, they hid behind the trees curiously and looked around with their heads exposed.

After walking for a while, she heard the sound of tapping, tapping, and running. Lin Ziyi couldn't help but stop, and saw the roe deer running straight towards Lin Ziyi, jumping up as if to give Lin Ziyi a flying kick. flutter.

Lin Ziyi squatted subconsciously, and the roe deer flew over her head and fell to the ground with a clatter.

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi felt a headache when she saw it, "Why are you here?"

The roe deer got up from the ground, shook his body and shook the soil, and said briskly, "Come to pick you up! I heard they said you're back, so I ran over immediately!"

He tilted his head, as if he had just seen Yuhuatian, and his lips trembled, "You, you pervert, how dare you follow Shanhua home."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian: "Stupid roe deer."

To be honest, this rival in love is so weak that he doesn't want to say anything to it except this word.

Lin Ziyi saw the roe deer stand up and was about to make a fuss again, so she interrupted quickly: "Okay, okay, I can feel your enthusiasm. I'm still busy to see my father. You can go back today. "

The roe deer hung its head unwillingly, pawed the ground with its hooves, and said in a muffled voice, "Then remember to look for me."

Lin Ziyi didn't know whether to say yes or no, so she could only remain silent.

The roe deer turned his head, sticking out his tongue at Yuhuatian as if he hadn't said anything, "Slightly slightly... you are so stupid!"

After speaking, he seemed to be afraid of Yuhuatian throwing it twice back then, the root of his tail exploded into white flowers, and he ran away.

Yu Huatian raised his forehead, feeling that although this love rival is weak, he is very difficult to deal with.

After this episode ended, Lin Ziyi continued to lead Yuhuatian forward.

Passing through the grove, I saw a quaint wooden house that looked like a mortal.

Yuhuatian raised his eyebrows, a little surprised.

Lin Ziyi explained: "My father loves the good-looking things of ordinary people, but he doesn't love people, especially ugly ones."

Yuhuatian: "..."

In front of the wooden house, there is a small dense flower bed. A middle-aged man with a horned beard is seriously watering the flowers.

Before Lin Ziyi greeted him, he heard him snort coldly, "You have been wandering in the mortal world for so long, and you still know how to go home."

Lin Ziyi blinked, extremely innocent, "I know I'm going home. Isn't this coming back?"

The man turned his head and looked Lin Ziyi up and down, "The mortal things have made you fat. How can you keep the name of Shanhua?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "I didn't get my name as a mountain flower based on my body shape."

He ignored him, turned his eyes to Yu Huatian who was standing quietly by the side, and asked, "Is this the one that Siniang mentioned?"

Yu Huatian clasped his fists together, it was rare for him to take the initiative to say hello, but before he could open his mouth, Lin Ziyi's father interrupted, "Don't say hello to me, I have to settle the score with you first. You have abducted my daughter for so many years It’s not home, I’m already enduring it if I didn’t kill it. And let me see how it looks... eh, why don’t you just take a quick look.”

Yuhuatian had long expected that Lin Ziyi's father would talk about her appearance, and she had long been accustomed to the beauty of the Mink tribe, so she didn't feel anything else when she heard this.

Lin Ziyi was unhappy, "What's the matter with the appearance? I just like it. I think it looks good. I don't think I can't get enough of it."

"Okay, okay, whatever you think is good." Lin Ziyi's father muttered, "I don't know what's going on with this family, one or two of them don't look good."

He glanced at Yuhuatian, "Since you want to marry my daughter, let me listen to some Northeast dialect."

Yuhuatian held back for a moment, "...what are you looking at?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi's father: "..."

Lin Ziyi's father: "I'm looking at you! Brat, are you provoking me!"