[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

It's been a long time since I saw him, but Sun Wukong hasn't changed much, still showing a bit of cynicalism.

Lin Ziyi looked carefully, but suddenly found that his brows and eyes lost the hostility that was suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain back then, but there was a bit of Buddhist kindness in his eyes.

Sun Wukong was wearing cassock at the moment, and the aura around him was unruly yet compassionate, very much like the fighting and defeating Buddha that others said.

Lin Ziyi looked at the red cassock made of gold thread, and joked, "What are you wearing the cassock for? You want to keep demons?"

Sun Wukong glanced at Lin Ziyi up and down, and lazily replied, "If you want to accept the monster, you won't be accepted. It's a waste of time, and it's not worth it."

Lin Ziyi retorted seriously, "Why is it not worth the money? The most expensive thing is my fur. My mink fur is the best in our family! It is white, smooth and shiny!"

Sun Wukong held his chin and laughed, "One of your mink furs is enough to make a half-length waistcoat."

Lin Ziyi refused, "Nonsense. I can still make scarves!"

Sun Wukong's palm landed on Lin Ziyi's head, patted it, and commented: "Stupid."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...You are the only one who is smart. You are as smart as a monkey... No, you are a monkey."

Seeing Sun Wukong's relaxed look, Lin Ziyi complained, "Great Sage, you're lying to me."

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, puzzled, "When did I lie to you?"

Lin Ziyi flattened her mouth, "You gave me a few hairs in the inn before, and told me that if I were looking for you, it would be enough to light those few hairs. But I ordered it and waited for you for a long time, you Didn't come at all."

Lin Ziyi muttered, "I just came here now, it's been a long time. Could it be that sending a message comes with jet lag?"

Sun Wukong laughed and explained: "Those few hairs are for you to use when your life is in danger. At that time, there was no danger around you, so naturally you didn't need me to appear."

Lin Ziyi hurriedly moved the chair over and said hastily, "But you are in danger."

Sun Wukong said nonchalantly, "Well? What danger can I have?"

Seeing his big-hearted expression, Lin Ziyi felt anxious for him, "I overheard that Jade Emperor Yu Erdeng and Lei Gong conspired to use me to deal with..."

However, before he finished speaking, Sun Wukong's index finger touched Lin Ziyi's lips lightly, signaling that there is no need to say any more.

Lin Ziyi was puzzled, blinked her eyes, didn't ask any more questions, and sat back to her original seat honestly, but when she heard Monkey King over there, she said very calmly, "I knew it a long time ago."

Lin Ziyi was a little dazed when she heard the words, and after a while, she remembered and asked, "Since when did you know?"

Sun Wukong thought about it for a while, and said uncertainly: "It was probably the time when you were imprisoned in the magic weapon, and the Jade Emperor insisted on sending Lei Gong to follow me, and even brought Xu Benhuai to the heaven. It’s just a conjecture. Later, when Xu Benhuai committed suicide, the Jade Emperor called you to see him, and there was something in his speech that encouraged you to find the magic weapon. I’m sure that the Jade Emperor was probably targeting me.”

Lin Ziyi slapped the table, with a look of hating iron and steel, grabbed Sun Wukong's ear, and said loudly: "Then you told me this long ago! You idiot knew that I overheard this at the time, How scared are you?"

Lin Ziyi's voice gradually lowered, "I almost killed you."

Sun Wukong grinned in pain from his ears being pulled suddenly, he quickly got rid of Lin Ziyi's hand, jumped to the side and squatted down, rubbing his red ears hissingly.

Seeing that Lin Ziyi was in a low mood, he sighed, rubbed his ears and comforted him: "If I told you about your stubborn nature, it would be nothing but a burden on your heart. If you knew about it earlier, wouldn't you Will you turn back?"

Lin Ziyi replied without hesitation, "I will."

Sun Wukong was startled, and was speechless for a while.

Lin Ziyi lowered her head, "I don't know if I can answer so without hesitation, is it because I already know the reason for my pursuit of the magic weapon, it is a scam from the beginning to the end. I don't know, before going to Jinling , When encountering this question, can my answer be the same as today’s.”

Lin Ziyi raised her head and looked at Sun Wukong, as if the beautiful scenery of summer was in her eyes, as gentle as water, "But let me be clear, the great sage treats me well, it is really good. Although I am a bit stubborn, but in order to pursue a ray of wild soul, I will lose a confidant and friend. I absolutely cannot do it."

There was silence in the air for a while.

Sun Wukong turned his head away, as if he was a little embarrassed by Lin Ziyi's words.

The slender index finger picked at the cheek, he glanced at Lin Ziyi, then glanced again, and then replied vaguely, "Oh, oh..."

Lin Ziyi was about to say something more, but was interrupted by duckweed rushing over.

Duckweed hurriedly asked, "Miss Lin, what happened?"

Presumably it was because Lin Ziyi's voice was a little louder just now, making Luping mistakenly think that something happened to her.

Lin Ziyi wanted to explain, and considering Sun Wukong's appearance, she wanted to keep the duckweed away, but it was much too late before she could say anything.

Duckweed raised her eyes and suddenly saw Monkey King squatting on the ground in a red cassock. She was stunned for a moment, and screamed, "Oh my god! Monkey!" Then she fell straight on the ground and passed out.

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Lin Ziyi covered her face in frustration, "I've known Duckweed for so long. I still can't tell whether she was fainted by fright or fainted by handsomeness."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong: "...I haven't descended to the mortal world for so long, are all the little girls in the mortal world so easily excited now?"

Interrupted by the duckweed, the delicate atmosphere between the mink and the monkey also dissipated a lot.

Lin Ziyi cast a spell to send the duckweed all the way back to the house, and covered the duckweed with a quilt herself, before bouncing back to the small courtyard.

Sun Wukong got two peaches from nowhere, and when he saw Lin Ziyi coming back, he threw one to her casually, and asked slowly, "What happened to that mortal who blocked you?"

Lin Ziyi took the peach, took a bite, and felt that it was sweet and delicious, so she replied in a good mood: "I am in love with him, and we are together."

Monkey King didn't look surprised, he threw the peach in his hand upwards, and then took it back.

After several rounds, he remained silent, as if he was thinking about something.

Lin Ziyi took a bite of the peach, and said vaguely: "What are you throwing this peach around for? Are you ready to find a juggling job in the world?"

Sun Wukong sighed helplessly, "You are really stupid. The first half of your life was entangled with mortals, and the second half of your life is still entangled with mortals. You are destined to be dragged down by mortals."

Lin Ziyi disagreed, "I am living a stable life now, and I am very happy in my heart. How can I be dragged down by Brother Huatian?"

Sun Wukong shook his head slightly, "I remember when I first met him, you told me that he only had six years to live."

Lin Ziyi nodded, with some sadness, "According to calculations, there are still less than three years left."

Sun Wukong moved his eyes to the gloomy night sky covered by dark clouds, and said in a low voice: "But I went to the underworld today and looked through the book of life and death. I found that your Huatian brother's lifespan is only until next spring."

Sun Wukong said word by word, "In other words, his lifespan is less than one year."

This kind of news, which was tantamount to bad news, made Lin Ziyi a little dazed.

She pursed her lips and repeated in disbelief: "How is it possible? I, I clearly saw him in the book of life and death... It shouldn't be so short. How is it possible?"

She repeatedly asked herself how it was possible, and suddenly stood up, "No way. I have to go to the underworld to find out."

Sun Wukong raised his hand to stop her, and comforted her: "Don't panic. If you go to the underworld, you will have no one to ask. Judge Lu has already been punished for the bet. Judge Cui is upright and the most respectful of laws. He might not be willing to confide in the confusion."

Lin Ziyi was a little at a loss, her voice trembling, "Then what should I do? How could this happen?"

Monkey King softened his tone, "Little White Sable, do you trust me?"

Lin Ziyi nodded hastily, and hurriedly explained: "I, I didn't go to the underworld because I questioned what you said, I, I just..."

Sun Wukong nodded, indicating that he understood.

Lin Ziyi calmed down a little, took a deep breath, and began to think about what caused Yuhuatian to shorten the remaining three years of life by two full years.

She thought hard for a long time, and suddenly remembered a statement she heard when chatting with Xin Siniang a few days ago.

Xin Siniang said: "Everything in the world follows the law of time, from birth to death. Similarly, what should be given at what time, and what status is, is also arranged by God. If someone should get something in autumn, The spring day will be obtained, the law will be disrupted, and the disaster will be endless."

Lin Ziyi thought it was nonsense at the time, but now that she thinks about it carefully, she feels startled.

Is it because her intervention broke the rules of Yuhuatian.Yuhuatian, who was supposed to get the position of admiral of Xichang a few years later, got a few years earlier because of her.Therefore, the time in the book of life and death has also changed.

Lin Ziyi murmured: "... Could it be my fault?"

Sun Wukong couldn't bear to see her self-blame, but he did not comfort her uncharacteristically, but let her think here.

Lin Ziyi's mind felt like a mess, and she tried to force herself to calm down, but to no avail.

She lowered her head and said vaguely: "Time is running out. I should think of something."

In the chaos, Lin Ziyi suddenly thought of what her third sister did back then.Although it was not completely successful, it managed to extend the life of that mortal for a while.

"That's right. I can quietly distribute my inner alchemy to brother Huatian to increase his life!"

Sun Wukong frowned, "You should know that this is a violation of heaven's rules. If those old stubborn people in the heavenly court find out, the consequences will be no less severe than those 81 thunderbolts."

Lin Ziyi covered her face and said sullenly: "I know. But I want to be with Brother Huatian for a long time. I know what it's like to wait for someone. It's very bitter. I don't want to experience that pain again. "

Sun Wukong raised and lowered his hand, and finally just said: "Don't do anything stupid."

Lin Ziyi shook her head, "It's up to you not to do stupid things. No matter what happens, I will take care of it myself, and you must not protect me. You have become a Buddha, as long as you don't get involved in this matter, Jade Emperor Even if you want to plot against you, there is nothing you can do."

Sun Wukong shook his head helplessly, "If I can let you go, I won't be the Monkey King you know."

He paused, and continued: "I also expected a long time ago, if you are willing to withdraw easily, you are not the little white sable I know."

Sun Wukong chuckled as if compromising, "Forget it. Originally, I wanted to use this to persuade you to go back to the mountains, forests, and fields to go back to that little white sable, but now it seems that your heart is as firm as a rock. To prevent you from being thundered again, I'd better tell you the purpose of my trip early."

Lin Ziyi was stunned for a moment, then stammered, "What, what?"

Monkey King looked far away, as if he was looking at a very far place, "Go north, go to the desert. There may be something you need there."