[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

After Lin Ziyi drank, her IQ seemed to drop.

She manipulated the group of magpies, sometimes forming rectangles and sometimes piling them up into circles, but she couldn't find a way to get down safely.

She tossed in the sky for a long time, and finally waved her hand as if she thought it was troublesome, and let the magpies fly back to Yu Mansion with them on their backs.

The night was dark, it was very late.The noise dissipated, leaving only a few chirping cicadas.

Ma Jinliang, who was dutifully guarding the door and waiting for his lord to return, heard the sound of fluttering wings, subconsciously followed the sound, and was stunned to see his lord and Lin Ziyi sitting indifferently on the black blanket made of magpies , falling slowly.

Ma Jinliang: "..."

Oh my God!What's this!He came back stepping on a magpie, is his master the reincarnation of a cowherd!

Ma Jinliang was still shocked here, while Yuhuatian had already jumped down from the black blanket made of magpies briskly.

Lin Ziyi took two quick steps towards Ma Jinliang as if in a neurotic state, patted him on the shoulder, and said excitedly, "Hello, little pony! Look at me! Have you heard of the white sable*? Believe in me and you will live forever!"

Ma Jinliang: "..."

what the hell.

Lin Ziyi didn't care about Ma Jinliang's reaction after she finished speaking, and walked into the mansion door, and found her room very accurately.

Yu Huatian seemed to have a headache, stroked his forehead, and seemed not to explain to Ma Jinliang why they came back in such a strange way, but went directly to the door of Lin Ziyi's room to give a few words, and then turned back bedroom.

Ma Jinliang: "..."

...My lord, you should justify me.

As the loyal dog Ma Jinliang who has been waiting for the adults for a few hours, I feel so miserable.

After the hustle and bustle, everything is silent, and when the sun is twilight, it is another new day.

Although Yu Huatian had been tossing around with Lin Ziyi for a long time at night, he still had to cheer up the next day and go to the palace to do his own errands.

While changing clothes, he casually ordered the maid beside him to see if Lin Ziyi was awake.

However, after waiting for a while, the maid who was dispatched hurried back and said in a flustered tone, "It's not good. Lin, Miss Lin is gone."

Yu Huatian frowned suddenly, he didn't care about the buttons on his clothes, and rushed to Lin Ziyi's room in a hurry.

The things that belonged to Lin Ziyi were still in the house, and the furnishings were not the same as yesterday, only the person disappeared.

Could it be that he was taken away by some enemy of his?

Yu Huatian was concerned, but he was confused. Now he calmed down, and immediately denied this hypothesis.

If Lin Ziyi was an ordinary girl, this idea might be more reliable.

But Lin Ziyi is a demon, plus her character, if someone kidnaps her, she will never be so silent and silent.

Moreover, the guards in this mansion were shot out by himself, if someone came in, they should be aware of it.

Yu Huatian rubbed the space between his brows, and suddenly remembered what Xin Siniang had said to him about Lin Ziyi's tendency to run around after drinking.

Perhaps Lin Ziyi hadn't sobered up yet, so excited, she ran out again, wandering somewhere.

Ma Jinliang hurried over when he heard the sound, saw Yu Huatian rubbing his brows in a very helpless manner, then looked at the empty room, and hurriedly half-knelt down to plead guilty: "It's my subordinates who were negligent and failed to detect Lin Lin's fault earlier. For the missing of the girl, please forgive me, my lord."

Yu Huatian shook his head slightly, "I don't blame you. You take people to the market to look for details, such as teahouses, restaurants, roadside stalls, etc., and don't miss the details. You should also pay attention to the high places on the roof and trees. .”

Ma Jinliang: "...Yes."

Forget about teahouses and restaurants, why would a big living person still look for them in trees.

Yu Huatian's voice of giving the order paused, and continued: "If you can't find anyone, pay more attention to whether there are white sables in this city. If there are any, bring them back, and don't leave any one behind."

Ma Jinliang: "..."

Are you looking for a man or a mink?

Ma Jinliang suddenly felt that he couldn't understand the orders of his adults more and more.

Ma Jinliang is in charge of the search here, and Yuhuatian can't delay the time to enter the palace.

He hurriedly walked on the long corridor in the palace, absently looking to see if there was Lin Ziyi in the garden under the corridor.

Yu Huatian remembered that Xin Siniang told him that Lin Ziyi would have to die if he pulled out a tiger.

He speculated based on this point, and then diverted his thinking, and felt that the only place in the capital where Lin Ziyi could die as badly was the imperial palace.

Yuhuatian prayed in his heart that it would be best not to, while speeding up his pace.

When Yuhuatian arrived at Concubine Wan Gui's bedroom, Concubine Wan Gui had already woken up, fanning the exquisitely embroidered round fan on the bed.

Concubine Wan Gui seems to be in a good mood today, looking at Yuhuatian with a smile in her eyes, and said lazily: "Did you hear something when you came here?"

Yu Huatian was thinking about Lin Ziyi's matter in his heart, he didn't bother to listen to the maids in the palace chewing their tongues in the morning, naturally he didn't know what Concubine Wan Gui was referring to, so he replied honestly: "Entering the palace in a hurry, I have never heard of it."

Concubine Wan Gui's round fan covered half of her face, she smiled very charmingly, and said: "Last night, I heard that Magpie Bridge and Cowherd and Weaver Girl appeared in Dongshi. Many common people have witnessed it with their own eyes."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian concealed the fact that "I am the protagonist of the story" in the movement of bowing his head, and his voice was calm, "Most of the stories in the market are suspected of exaggeration, so you can't believe it."

Concubine Wan Gui quite agrees with what she said, she fanned her fan lazily, "I have never seen it with my own eyes, so it is really unbelievable."

Concubine Wan Gui paused, as if remembering something, she covered her lips and smiled again, "There was another strange thing yesterday. The emperor had no sleep at night, so he went to the imperial garden to relax, but unexpectedly met a white sable .”

Yuhuatian: "..."

Sure enough, it's time to pull out the dragon's beard in the palace!

Yu Huatian's expression was as calm as possible, "I'm afraid I entered by mistake. I also entered a rabbit by mistake a while ago, which is not unusual."

Concubine Wan Gui raised her eyes to look at him, her tone was mysterious, "But that white sable can spit out people's words, and frightened the emperor into a daze at that time."

Yu Huatian took a deep breath, and asked calmly, "...I don't know what that white sable said?"

Concubine Wan Gui contemplated her tone, and said in a rough voice, "Look, look, I've never seen such a handsome white mink, I'll kill you if I look again."

Yuhuatian: "..."

With such an iconic tone, Yu Huatian felt that he should be able to determine which white sable the emperor met.

The affairs in the palace were busy, and it was already noon when I was free.

Ma Jinliang sent someone to report that Lin Ziyi hadn't returned to Yu Mansion yet, so she couldn't be found.

And Yu Huatian stayed near Concubine Wan Gui's palace and waited for a long time, but he couldn't wait for Lin Ziyi to come to him.

Neither coming home nor looking for him, it is estimated that Lin Ziyi is still staying in the palace at this moment, curled up somewhere and dreaming some sweet dreams.

Yuhuatian sighed, and resignedly walked towards the imperial garden.

A white sable demon that frightened the emperor into sickness appeared in the imperial garden, so martial law was naturally imposed.The arch is guarded by soldiers, and no one can enter without the emperor's word of mouth.

Before Yuhuatian came, he heard that those soldiers had been busy all morning, trying to find the white sable demon in the imperial garden, but they didn't even see a shadow of it after busying for half a day.

So Yuhuatian was stopped by those soldiers outside the imperial garden, and he didn't feel too anxious, but sensitively looked for Lin Ziyi's figure on the tree near the imperial garden.

Sure enough, after searching for a while, Yuhuatian found Lin Ziyi who was soundly asleep on an old locust tree with lush branches and leaves.

Lin Ziyi looked like a white mink, curled up in a small ball, the sun was blocked by the thick leaves, and she slept very comfortably.

Yu Huatian looked up, but he couldn't get angry, he just felt that Lin Ziyi really smoothed out his temper a lot.

He looked around, saw no one around, and was thinking about whether he should go up the tree to lift Lin Ziyi down, when he saw the trunk of the old locust tree tremble, and the branches moved, stiffly pulling Lin Ziyi out of the canopy. Supported firmly, it was delivered to Yuhuatian's arms.

Yuhuatian: "..."

Is there anything immaculate in this palace?

Seeing him stunned, the old pagoda tree couldn't help laughing, and said in an old-fashioned way: "I have seen you and this little white mink often go in and out of the palace, and I think you two should know each other, so I hand her over to you. This little white Mink, I've been sleeping on my head for most of the day, and my neck is about to break."

Yuhuatian didn't know how to respond, so he bowed slightly as a thank you.

The old locust tree shook its branches and said slowly, "It's okay. It's just that she provoked the real dragon yesterday, so you should hurry up and take her out to hide. I don't know how long it will take for this person to turn his back on his back."

Yuhuatian originally thought that this incident was just a small and innocuous episode.

According to the past, if the emperor couldn't find the white sable, he invited a Taoist priest to perform the ritual in the palace, and the matter would be over.

However, I didn't think about it, but it involved a series of things behind.

Lin Ziyi drank too much wine, she didn't know what she did when she was drunk, and Yu Huatian didn't want to blame, but only gave a few words of advice.

Naturally, the fact that the emperor was sickened by a white mink cannot be revealed.

However, the raids in and out of the palace and in the streets and marketplaces in the past few days made the common people vaguely guess what they were talking about after they were full of food and drink.

Seeing Lin Ziyi's unaffected and heartless appearance, Yu Huatian felt complicated for a while.

On the one hand, I hope that she can be honest and stop causing trouble, on the other hand, I think it's good that she is so innocent and happy.

After all, he is a human and she is a demon.

He always felt that she should not be restrained by all kinds of mortal rules.

The emperor made arrests for several days, but with no results, he put up a notice, asking capable people and strangers to enter the palace to catch monsters.

In less than half a day, a Taoist priest unveiled the imperial list and entered the palace with the eunuch in the palace.

Yu Huatian was worried, he didn't let Lin Ziyi approach, but took her to watch from a distance,

Lin Ziyi looked at it for a while, but said doubtfully: "This man is a bit too courageous. But he dared to reveal the emperor's list in the clothes of a Taoist priest. Either he is a clever deceit, or he has other purposes."

Yuhuatian also felt strange when he heard the words, and unconsciously paid attention to this Taoist priest.

as predicted.

The Taoist priest walked around in the palace, but he dragged on for a long time, as if he wanted to see the inner courtyard of the palace clearly.

Yu Huatian was already interested, so he naturally saw his evil intentions in his eyes.

He secretly reported the matter to the emperor, and the emperor had already had doubts about the Taoist priest, so he approved Yuhuatian to arrest the Taoist priest for interrogation.

After several days of torture, the Taoist priest finally let go and admitted that he had colluded with two eunuchs in the palace, sneaked into the palace, and intended to assassinate the emperor.

The emperor thinks that Dongchang, who is the eye of the court, failed to detect this matter early, and it is really negligent of his duty.

He was worried that this matter would happen again, and he was depressed for a long time.

Yu Huatian has always been good at guessing people's hearts, seeing the emperor like this, he suggested that the emperor change clothes and go out, and always accompany him.

The emperor's heart was very happy, and he paid more attention to Yuhuatian.

In the spring of the second year, the ice and snow will melt, and it will be the season of peach blossoms.

The imperial decree was issued in the palace.

The emperor set up the West Factory on the grounds of "deep desire to know foreign affairs", and established the factory in front of Lingji Palace.

He also appointed Yu Huatian as the admiral of Xichang.There are more than 100 elites in Jinyiwei who are good at listening to intelligence, and they belong to Xichang's gate, and they are driven by the admiral of Xichang.

Yuhuatian became the admiral of the West Factory, and non-stop selected the first, second and third stalls of the West Factory.

Yu Mansion is more lively than usual, and occasionally Tan Luzi, who is the second-rank leader, and third-rank leader Ji Xueyong will come into the mansion to report something to Yuhuatian.

Over time, they noticed that there was a girl named Lin Ziyi in this mansion, and their governor treated her very well on weekdays.

It's just that Yu Huatian didn't say what the relationship between him and Lin Ziyi was, and they wouldn't ask too much.

Lin Ziyi didn't think there was any big surprise about Yuhuatian's promotion, nor did she notice any difference.

Yu Huatian's coldness and ruthlessness towards others made him even more gentle and considerate towards Lin Ziyi.

Occasionally there are minor disputes, but Yuhuatian always tolerates regress.

As an assist, Duckweed, who was on the sidelines all the way, always felt that her parents were good-looking adults with a bad temper, and had already given Lin Ziyi all the tenderness and patience of her life.

Yuhuatian and Lin Ziyi's life is so uneventful, but the struggle between Xichang and Dongchang becomes more and more fierce.

The battle in the imperial court has nothing to do with a little monster like Lin Ziyi.

She only knew that with Yu Huatian's ability, he could handle this kind of thing.

The daily activities are nothing more than teasing parrots, reading some story books with duckweed, and living a happy life with Yuhuatian without shame.

Lin Ziyi, who spent the first half of her life traveling around for magic weapons and had no free time, suddenly felt that such an ordinary life was what she wanted in her heart.

In this way, spring goes and winter comes, and the four seasons reincarnate.

There are only three years left before the soul returns to the underworld for six years.

Lin Ziyi felt apprehensive and began to feel restless.

It was another summer, and pink lotus blossoms bloomed in the pond that Yuhuatian ordered to build in Fuchu.

Lin Ziyi was in the small courtyard, looking at the lotus and waiting for Yuhuatian for a long time, but she waited until Ma Jinliang hurried over, and said to her: "Something went wrong at the West Factory, the governor is really busy today, and I'm afraid I won't be able to come back tonight." The supervisor wants me to tell you to get deeper and deeper, don't wait any longer, and rest earlier."

Seeing Lin Ziyi nodding, Ma Jinliang hurried back to the West Factory.

After Yuhuatian took charge of the West Factory, he has been busy a lot, and sometimes he doesn't come back, which is understandable.

Lin Ziyi has long been used to it, yawned sleepily, and stretched herself, but suddenly heard a familiar voice say in her ear: "This is more serious, it seems that I came at the wrong time."

Lin Ziyi turned her head quickly, and saw Sun Wukong, whom she hadn't seen for a long time, resting her chin lazily, and stretched out a hand to greet her, "It's said that the mortal world raises people, long time no see, but you have gained a lot of weight. "

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...Why didn't you say something nice to lower my favorability when you first came out?"