[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Luluo wanted to pretend to be unpredictable tactics, but under the block of Lin Ziyi's every sentence to disrupt the stage, she retreated steadily.

She probably felt that she couldn't hold back her face, so Luluo yelled a few words without confidence, and suddenly realized that it would be better to fight directly against a quick-mouthed monster like Lin Ziyi.

So, Luluo rolled her eyes and attacked by surprise.

Lin Ziyi didn't panic about this, after all, she had focused on provoking opponents for thousands of years and had already experienced hundreds of battles.

According to past experience, this kind of little monster who turns into a human form with a seductive style, but is actually immature in heart, generally can't stand her kind of provocation, and will definitely fight within a stick of incense.

Lin Ziyi felt that this kind of little monster had a low IQ. Although she had some magic weapon to increase her strength, it could not make up for the lack of IQ. She felt that it was more than enough to defeat this kind of little monster.

What's more, it was obviously a unique opportunity to fight in groups, but Lu Luo chose to fight alone, to challenge their group.Simply lost confidence.

Could it be that the bronze mirror is really that powerful?

Lin Ziyi didn't plan to go straight to Huanglong and kill Luluo with one move, but planned to smear Luluo with water first.

Because Lu Luo didn't seem to be wearing a bronze mirror, and she came to clamor with such courage, she must have some behind-the-scenes, so it is not good to be too rash.

Besides, according to experience, this kind of monsters who turn into seductive human forms are quite concerned about their makeup, such as the painted skin monster who had to peel off his skin in a fight a while ago.This kind of surprise is often very useful.

However, before Lin Ziyi could raise her hand in the future, she was taken aback by the long sword standing in front of her.

Ling Yue said with a serious face: "Stay back, Tianyong City will handle it here. You take Daoist Yan and follow the ghost to rescue other captured people."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Why would she be interrupted every time she tried to make a move? !Wouldn't it be nice to make her handsome for a while?She has clearly thought about the two, three, four, five steps after the water is pasted!

Seeing Lin Ziyi's gloomy face, Luluo couldn't help but gloated and mocked Ling Yue: "I see, Yongcheng is nothing more than that today. It's really stupid to have a monster around and not know it yet. "

From the beginning to the present, Ling Yue has never been sure of Lin Ziyi's identity, but he can be sure that she is on the opposite side of Jinhua and these ghosts, so he is a help.

It's fine if Lin Ziyi is an ordinary monster catcher, but if Lin Ziyi is a monster, Ling Yue can go to catch monsters after this Jinhua incident or something.This situation is obviously not suitable for internal fighting.

So, Ling Yue just looked at Luluo, and replied with a cold face: "It's nothing to do with you."

Luluo: "..."

Lu Luo: "...you Taoist priest really don't know what to do!"

Luluo nimbly shuttled back and forth among the cliffs.

The disciples of Tianyong City all know how to wield swords. Although the terrain is somewhat unfavorable, they are still able to handle it with ease.

Yan Chixia, Lin Ziyi, and Yu Huatian were a trio who couldn't fly, so they had to look up and watch them circle and fight back and forth.

Lin Ziyi wondered: "Why can the snake demon fly? The sable demon can't! Don't I just have four more claws?!"

Yu Huatian speculated, "Are you too fat?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Yan Chixia gloated, "Brother-in-law, you are wrong to say that. How can you say that girls are too fat? No matter what, you have to use pearls to make them round and smooth. Big sister, don't you think so?"

Lin Ziyi was surprised, "Brother Yan, you can still use idioms?!"

Yan Chixia: "..."

Yan Chixia: "That's right, a girl with someone in her heart is like water poured out. Just protect her."

At some point, Nie Xiaoqian dragged her frail body towards this side.

She coughed a few times, pointed to one side, and said slowly: "The stone prison where Caichen is imprisoned is not far ahead, girl please go and save Caichen."

Lin Ziyi looked in the direction Nie Xiaoqian pointed, and saw a dark and deep corridor, where a fork in the road could be vaguely seen.

Lin Ziyi looked at it for a while, then asked, "Is that a fork in the road?"

Nie Xiaoqian nodded and whispered, "The left side leads to the stone prison, and the right side leads to the main camp."

Lin Ziyi looked at it thoughtfully for a while, then raised her head to glance at the disciples of Tianyong City and Luluo who were fighting fiercely above them and didn't notice them at all, and she thought about it, and said to Yan Chixia: "Brother Yan, you Follow Nie Xiaoqian to the stone prison to save people. I will go to the base camp to find the magic weapon."

Yan Chixia frowned and said, "Of course I can go with her, but it's too dangerous for you to go alone."

Lin Ziyi smiled and said: "I'm not alone, I'm taking Brother Huatian with me. After all, it's an infiltration. There are too many people and the target is big, so it's easier to be discovered. It's better to split up, and the efficiency will be faster. After they finish fighting, it's okay if Tianyong City wins. The magic weapon is in their hands, and it's a big deal to grab it. But if Luluo wins, then her strength should not be underestimated, and it will be a lot of trouble to get the magic weapon. "

Yan Chixia thought about it a few times, and felt that the words were reasonable, but she still couldn't help asking: "Did you just want to take that magic weapon? Is it really so important?"

Lin Ziyi felt that what she could usually say categorically, but now because of the change in her relationship with Yuhuatian, it suddenly became difficult to say.

She thought for a while, and said hesitantly: "Because I have always acted with this goal in the past, and have not considered other things, so I feel that if I can't get it, I will be very unwilling."

After Lin Ziyi finished speaking, she glanced at Yuhuatian uneasily.

However, Yu Huatian didn't seem to care about what she said, just held Lin Ziyi's hand, and said with a serious expression, "Don't be brave and hide behind me when things happen."

Lin Ziyi pursed her lips and said, "Okay."

Walking to the fork in the road, the four soldiers divided into two groups.

Lin Ziyi raised a pinch of flames with one hand for lighting, while the other hand held Yuhuatian.

The two of them walked silently through the dark and lonely corridor, and the flickering flames reflected Yu Huatian's silent profile.

Yu Huatian suddenly said, "I originally thought that you would only think about the things between us after you have collected all the magic weapons and opened up your knots."

Lin Ziyi thought for a moment, then replied: "I originally thought that I could only think about these things after collecting the magic weapon. However, I suddenly realized that there is no conflict between the knot in my heart and that I will like you. "

Lin Ziyi sighed, and said: "I went to collect the magic weapon and wanted to reshape Bai Shiqing's soul, just because I wanted to make myself feel better and give him a chance to be reincarnated. If it was during that time, I wouldn't have Playing and sneaking out, maybe Bai Shiqing will not be deceived by Xu Benhuai, and his soul will be scattered to refine some magic weapon."

The story between Lin Ziyi and Bai Shiqing is actually very old-fashioned.

At that time, although Lin Ziyi became a demon, she was not very good at taking human form, and she had a very wild personality, often running around all over the mountains.

There were many hunters in Changbai Mountain at that time, and they were all good at setting traps.

Lin Ziyi was naive at that time, and her mind was not very bright, so she was naturally tricked.

The animal trap hidden in the grass slammed onto her hind leg with an unstoppable momentum, oozing blood, dyeing the white fur on the edge of her calf into blood red.

Lin Ziyi screamed in pain, but her consciousness was still clear, and she knew that she should hurry up and leave before the hunter arrived.

However, it’s good that the animal trap is clamped on the front leg. The rear leg is always stronger, and there is a fulcrum to push backward. Although it hurts a little bit, it’s a bit slow, but no matter what, you can still wear a animal trap. leave together.

But it happened to be caught in the hind legs.The trap was big and heavy, and no matter how hard she pawed the ground, she couldn't move half a step forward. Instead, she tore flesh and blood, making it even more painful.

At this moment, a lunatic-looking man in a blue gown with disheveled hair came staggeringly, reeking of alcohol.

Lin Ziyi saw that the man was not like Orion, but also saw that he was crazy, she froze on the spot for a while, not knowing whether to ask for help, or shrink into a ball to reduce her sense of existence.

But without thinking about it, the man squinted at her for a while, and pointed out, "Fox!"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...you are a fox! You are blind!"

After Lin Ziyi finished speaking, she quickly covered her mouth with her front paws, and looked at him carefully, for fear that he would say something like "So it's a goblin who sees me doing justice for the sky today".

However, I don't know if it was because the person was drinking and getting mad. Hearing her talk, not only was he not afraid, but walked over with great interest.He glanced at him and said with a smile, "He's still talking. How could he be caught in the traps of the hunters in the mountains?"

Lin Ziyi wasn't sure if she should say a few more words, so she just looked up at him pitifully and yelled twice.

The man squatted down, stretched out his hands and gestured, as if he was thinking about how to drive.

Lin Ziyi looked back, and saw that his hands were clean and clean, except for the thin callus on the middle finger of his right hand, which looked like the scholar that his father often said.But seeing him so slovenly, it really doesn't look like him.

He didn't have much strength, and it took a lot of effort to open the trap. After wiping off his sweat, he carefully lifted her up and asked, "Does it still hurt?"

His hands trembled a little, making Lin Ziyi feel a little uncomfortable.She responded wearily, but there was no sound.

The scholar supported her and sat carelessly on the ground, leaning against a big tree behind her.

He took a closer look at Lin Ziyi's injured hind leg, and tore off most of the cuff without thinking.He made gestures, and felt that it was too long to wrap a half of her calf, so he tore off a small piece with his teeth, and bandaged her wound well.

He looked at it for a while, and then put the remaining half-drawn sleeves on Lin Ziyi.

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...what are you doing?"

The scholar was stunned for a while, then smiled and said, "I thought you weren't going to talk to me anymore."

Lin Ziyi smashed it, felt that there was something wrong with this person, so she didn't say anything.

But he didn't care, and said to himself: "I accidentally tore off too many sleeves, and we don't want to waste them. I'll give you a piece of clothing. It's cold and snowy, so it's warmer."

Lin Ziyi was a child at the time and didn't appreciate it. She felt that she had brought a mink fur coat to keep out the cold and needed the thin material.

However, she saw the scholar with half of his bare arms, thought about it, and still didn't say anything, just lying there obediently, waiting for when his legs would stop hurting so much.

The scholar was very chatty, stroking her fur with one hand, looking at the sky and said: "Otherwise, little fox, you can follow me home. Anyway, I am alone in my family and I am very lonely."

After finishing speaking, he shook his head again and said, "No way. It looks like you are so fat that you must be very edible. I shouldn't be able to support you."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...I'm a fox! I'm a white mink!"

The scholar looked surprised, picked her up and looked at her carefully, "Diao originally looked like this. His eyes are red, is this sick?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...I'll bite you to death."

The scholar laughed nonchalantly, and said, "There's no such thing as treating a lifesaver like that."

He hiccupped, shook his head and sang a tune that Lin Ziyi couldn't understand at all.After enjoying himself for a while, he pretended to say: "According to the legend, don't you have to repay favors for saving mountain spirits and wild monsters?"

Lin Ziyi became curious and asked him, "Repay your favor? What do you want?"

The scholar closed his eyes and remained silent for a long time as if he had fallen asleep. He said with a low smile, "After asking, will it really be possible?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head honestly, "No. I'm just asking casually, I can't even transform into a human form."

Scholar: "..."

The scholar paused for a while, and then burst out laughing, but the laughter gradually became bleak, "It's my wishful thinking. A poor student has no bright future, how can I ask for it?"

Seeing him like this, Lin Ziyi suddenly became at a loss, "You, don't talk about it like this. I can't do big things, but maybe I can do small things. Why give you a gold brick, help you find a wife or something."

The scholar took a sip of his wine and shook his head, "It's just a casual talk. There is no need to repay such a trivial matter."

He carefully placed Lin Ziyi on the ground, and urged with a smile: "It's getting dark, go home quickly, and be more careful next time."

Lin Ziyi limped back home at that time, and was confined by her nervous parents for a month, digging up all kinds of medicinal materials for supplements, seeing that she was willing to eat them peacefully, she was relieved.

At that time, Si Niang came to play with Lin Ziyi with Old Man Xin.

Seeing Lin Ziyi like this, the lively fourth mother forced her to stay with her for a month without going anywhere.

At that time, Lin Ziyi and Siniang were both loyal fans of Huabenzi.There are also many stories that are only circulated in the demon world.

When Si Niang heard that a scholar had saved Lin Ziyi, her face was filled with excitement, and she felt that Lin Ziyi should go along with this rare plot that could be developed according to the storybook and repay her kindness.

Anyway, repaying favor from the demon world is nothing more than turning into a gold nugget and cooking a meal. At that time, it was still very reserved, and it did not rise to the point of a body-to-body promise.

Lin Ziyi thought about it and thought it was the same.

Anyway, it was boring for her to run in the mountains every day, and the scholar saved her life again, so why not do something meaningful, and thought of repaying the debt of gratitude.

Almost as soon as the foot ban was lifted, Lin Ziyi swayed towards the village down the mountain with a basket full of tonics in her mouth.

Because Si Niang asked Old Man Xin to investigate the scholar's current address for her, so Lin Ziyi easily found the scholar's home.

At that time, the scholar was chanting something strange and weird in the room. While chanting aloud, he kept drinking. He was crazy, and he didn't have the bookish atmosphere of a scholar.

Lin Ziyi thought for a while with the basket in her mouth, and felt that today might not be the right day to repay her kindness in person, so she obediently put the basket on the window without making a sound.

At that time, Lin Ziyi had the beads that Si Niang gave her, thinking that there was nowhere to use them, so she might as well use them on the scholar, since it wouldn't do any harm to him anyway.

So, Lin Ziyi planted the bead in the scholar's soul, and ran back to the mountain by herself.

Never thought that on the second day, a violent storm hit and completely wrapped up Changbai Mountain.

The mountain was covered with heavy snow for more than ten days before it melted a little. Many animals could not withstand the severe cold and died miserably.

And the scholar died in this blizzard.

After Lin Ziyi finished her work in the mountains, she wanted to bring something to comfort the scholar, to repay her kindness dignifiedly, but she saw that the hut he lived in was covered with dust, and there should have been no one there for a long time.

She didn't know what happened, so she walked around the village cautiously, listening to their chats in their spare time.

From sunrise to the end of the day, she heard a few old men shaking their heads and pointing at the scholar's room, sighing: "The young man's parents have both died since he was a child. He is originally a smart man, but he seems to be bewildered. He wants to become an official in the court. The officialdom has always been the territory of the gentry, so there is no such thing as a humble disciple. But he is so unbearable, he drinks all day long, and he doesn't know what he has learned from drinking."

One of the old men also sighed and said: "There is no way. He was probably disheartened, and he went out with a wine gourd in a snowstorm and went up the mountain. When he found it, he was already frozen. They can't be saved."

So, from the time the scholar in the first life knew him until his death, she didn't even know his name.

Lin Ziyi sighed quietly, and then said: "I never thought that after he was reincarnated, his official career would still not go smoothly, so he would listen to Xu Benhuai's demon way and become what he is now."

Yu Huatian snorted coldly: "It's just that they are so stupid, why should you blame yourself."

Lin Ziyi was silent for a moment, and said: "I understand the truth, but I always think, if that day when I said something crucial to that scholar while drinking and reciting poems, it would ignite his hope of life, Maybe he won't go up the mountain when it's snowing heavily. Or, if I'm not so playful and just stay by Bai Shiqing's side to repay my favor, maybe he won't be deceived either."

Yuhuatian stretched out his arms and hugged her silently.

Lin Ziyi rested her head on his shoulder, and said sullenly: "As long as I think about it like this, I feel more and more guilty. I know that everything has a cause and effect, and it's not my fault, but I still can't help thinking like this." Brother Huatian, do you think I'm stupid?"

Yu Huatian stroked her hair gently, but responded, "Stupid."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Yu Huatian said slowly: "From now on, I should think of some way to make you lose energy to pay attention to such wild thoughts."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi murmured: "...Why do I always feel that brother Huatian said some suggestive lines of the hero in the storybook, am I stupid after reading too much in the storybook?"

At the end of the corridor, there is a red lacquered gate, with faint light shining through it.

Lin Ziyi put out the flame in her hand, and quietly put her ear to it, trying to hear what was going on inside, but strangely, she didn't hear anything.

Lin Ziyi and Yu Huatian looked at each other, both felt very strange, and hesitated for a while.

But since he came here and there was no other way to enter, it would be a bit cowardly to retreat because of this.

After thinking about it, they slowly opened the door.

There is nothing special about the world behind the door, and there is no imaginary scene where other monsters are waiting in full force.

On the contrary, the place is very empty, without any evil spirit, but even more weird.

Lin Ziyi and Yu Huatian tightened their nerves, looking around cautiously, for fear that some mechanism or ghost would pop up.

However, after looking around for a while, Lin Ziyi suddenly heard a bold male voice shouting: "Look at the top."

Lin Ziyi subconsciously followed the content of the voice and looked up, only to see a sloppy object hanging obliquely on the rock wall, which made her unable to distinguish what it was.She only felt that her brain was groggy and she couldn't stand steadily. After a while, she only felt the darkness in front of her eyes and completely lost consciousness.

But Yu Huatian was in better condition than Lin Ziyi, he just felt a little dizzy, seeing Lin Ziyi fell down, he instinctively wanted to help him up, but he didn't want to be hit hard on the back of the neck, Immediately, he also lost consciousness and collapsed to the ground.

Yin Qianshang, who had been hiding behind the cliff, put the black mirror in his arms, jumped down lightly, squatted on the ground and shook his head at Lu Luo, and said, "Oh, Shao Gong's method is really useful. The white sable demon Sure enough, it was tricked. It’s just that this entourage is a bit troublesome, and you have to be hacked to faint.”

Lu Luo stretched out her hand and said to him, "Wu Jing."

Yin Qianshang was helpless, "Give it up. I said Luluo, you also know that this thing is not good for you, and you don't control yourself."

Luluo's eyes darkened, and she just said in a low voice: "Since I want to gain power, I must pay the price."

Yin Qianshang knew that it was useless to talk too much, so he just said: "This little monster, Shao Gong asked me to take him there. This man, you can throw him together with those Taoist priests, the left and right stone prisons are empty There are many places."

Luluo looked down at Lin Ziyi, thought for a while, and then asked, "What does Shaogong want her to do? Except for a purer demonic aura, it's not surprising to me. Oh, by the way, there is also that mouth. So angry."

Yin Qianshang said cheerfully: "I've listened to it from afar, this girl is quite interesting."

Lu Luo gave him a blank look, and didn't talk to him.

Yin Qianshang lifted Lin Ziyi on his shoulders, shook his head and said, "Shao Gong naturally has his own reasons for doing things. Let's not ask so many questions, just do it. I don't know what this little monster did, but Shao Gong went through all the troubles." , so many things come up."

Luluo stroked her chin and guessed, "Could it be that you owe money?"

Yin Qianshang: "..."

Yin Qianshang: "...I've never heard of Shaogong's lack of money, so it shouldn't be. I owe so much money for drinks. What should I do? Suddenly I feel panicked."