[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Ouyang Shaogong sat alone on the stone chair, drinking half a cup.Look clear, not drunk.

There is a guqin on the qin platform not far away, but the owner of the qin seems to have no intention of touching it, and just tells it to lie there quietly.

Yin Qianshang came over with a big grin, and said with a smile: "I heard from Luluo that she saw the group of people wandering around like headless chickens, so she deliberately let down her guard and asked Nie Xiaoqian to run out for help. Now she is rushing here. If you want me to say, why bother, just send someone to catch them."

Ouyang Shaogong said indifferently: "What is the situation in Jinhua, you are here, so you know it naturally. However, the outside world is getting more and more confused about it, as if this is the second demon city. The elders of Tianyong City heard such rumors , To send only a few disciples here, I think it is a well-thought-out plan, which should not be underestimated. It is not convenient for you and me to show up, and it is really difficult to become a great weapon just by relying on the monsters in this cave."

He paused, and said: "Besides, as you have seen, there is still a demon in that team. Although the 81 thunders scattered most of her cultivation, she is still difficult to deal with."

Yin Qianshang said in amazement: "The little monster can still live when the 81 thunderbolts fell down?! What did she do? She has to be punished so severely?"

Ouyang Shaogong rested his forehead with one hand, and said lazily, "I heard it was for her benefactor Bai Shiqing, a scholar."

Yin Qianshang was thoughtful, "Oh, he is still a person who values ​​love and righteousness."

Ouyang Shaogong narrowed his eyes, "I'm afraid she is too affectionate, and she is willing to devote her entire life for a scholar."

Yin Qianshang stood up and wanted to find a wine glass, but his eyes fell on the qin platform involuntarily, and he asked doubtfully, "When are there more qin here? It doesn't seem to be the one that Shaogong often uses."

Ouyang Shaogong turned his eyes and landed on the Fengweiqin, his tone was light, "It was sent by an apprentice I once accepted."

Yin Qianshang didn't know the piano, and didn't dare to touch it casually, so he just bent down to look at it for a while cheerfully, and praised: "I see it's a good piano. When did you take on a disciple, Shaogong?"

"A long time ago." Ouyang Shaogong looked away, as if recalling the past, "He was a little Taoist priest."

Yin Qianshang asked curiously, "Shao Gong, why did you accept a Taoist priest as your apprentice?"

Ouyang Shaogong thought about it for a while, and slowly replied: "At that time, he was thin and small, reaching my thigh. The old Taoist priest in the temple asked him why he entered the Taoism, and he said that he wanted to become a demon."

Yin Qianshang smiled and shook his head, "It's strange, it's strange, I've never heard of a Taoist priest wanting to become a demon."

Ouyang Shaogong smiled slightly, and said: "It's also the first time I saw it. Later, I took him as a disciple, and it took a long time before I thought of asking him why he wanted to become a demon. But at that time, he talked about his last I hate demons."

Yin Qianshang thought for a while, "Your apprentice is quite strange."

Ouyang Shaogong raised his hand to fill a glass of wine, "It's not surprising. Love and hate, that's probably the case."

Ouyang Shaogong's eyes fell on the Fengweiqin, and he said leisurely: "Qianzhang, do you know what the effect of this qin is?"

Yin Qianshang was puzzled, and walked around the qin platform twice, "This qin... besides self-cultivation, what else can it be used for?"

Ouyang Shaogong explained: "This piano is called Fallen Chen, and it is also one of the magic weapons. When the strings are hooked, it can enter people's dreams."

Yin Qianshang stretched out his hand to check if it was so miraculous, and then remembered that Ouyang Shaogong had always loved the piano, so he might not be happy to see him like this, so he withdrew his hand and asked: "Then this magic weapon is better than the others? It's much more peaceful. It's just a dream."

Ouyang Shaogong smiled slightly, "Being able to live in a dream will naturally make you happier."

Yin Qianshang suddenly felt something was wrong, "Living in a dream? How long does it take to fall into the dream?"

Ouyang Shaogong said slowly: "Don't Qianshang think that since she had a happy dream, why bother to wake her up?"

Yin Qianshang felt that Ouyang Shaogong's tone made him shudder, so he stayed away from the piano stage, so he pretended to be crazy and replied: "It's a bit boring to only dream of happiness for a lifetime, after all, it is invisible and intangible. Look at me Wine, if in a dream there is good wine in front of you every day, but it tastes like nothing, it’s not a dream. It’s better to be as happy as it is now.”

Ouyang Shaogong didn't fight with him, but just lowered his eyes and smiled lightly.

He walked slowly towards the piano stand, touched the strings with his fingers, and said in a low voice: "This time, I just want to see what kind of past she has with that Bai Shiqing. After all, I only listened to a few words from my apprentice. It’s better than seeing it with your own eyes.”

If what Xu Benhuai said is true, even with this falling dust, she might not be able to make her have a good dream.

Lin Ziyi and his party followed Nie Xiaoqian's guidance to the outside of the dense forest, looking at the layers of trees.

Nie Xiaoqian explained: "This is a blindfold. In fact, there are not so many trees. You need to clear the formation to get in."

Lin Ziyi looked at the flat mountain roads around her, and then at the dense forest protruding suddenly.

Lin Ziyi said with deep emotion, "Spoussar, your leader?"

Nie Xiaoqian: "..."

Nie Xiaoqian meant to sneak in secretly, but Lin Ziyi felt that they had such a large formation that they could be considered as kickers.No matter how sneaky it is, it is also very conspicuous.

Lin Ziyi felt that being able to be followed by so many Taoist priests and still follow her orders would leave no one in the demon world.

So Lin Ziyi, who is the leader of the real monster and fake monster catcher, shouted with high spirits: "Everyone follow me!"

Ling Yue said expressionlessly: "Will you disband the formation?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi stepped back, "Then, Taoist priest, you can explain it."

Ling Yue looked at it and shook his head, "I specialize in swordsmanship, not good at dismantling formations."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi said disgustedly: "Then what else are you going to do? If you can't solve your emotional problems, you won't be able to break up. You don't even cherish the opportunity to be a friend of women."

Ling Yue: "..."

Who wants to be a friend of women? !

Nie Xiaoqian coughed twice, and said in embarrassment: "Actually, I don't know how to disband the formation..."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Is there anyone reliable in this team? !

Lin Ziyi turned around and left, "Goodbye. Ning Caichen is doomed."

Nie Xiaoqian hurriedly pulled her back, "Wait, wait, I, although I don't know how to break the formation, I still have a way to let everyone in. I usually come with my grandma, and I haven't seriously remembered how to break the formation. But I've seen other monsters go in without dissolving the formation."

So what's the point of this formation?

Although Lin Ziyi was complaining in her heart, she didn't say much, she just asked, "What method?"

Nie Xiaoqian pinched the corner of her clothes, a little timidly, "This formation is mainly a way to cover up the eyes. After entering, everyone should hold hands and don't get separated. Close your eyes and don't look at anything along the way, and you will pass naturally."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "Holding hands is to unite you Jinhua ghosts and promote teamwork?"

There is no one in the group who is good at formations, so they can only use this method that sounds unreliable.

Yan Chixia stretched out her hand to Lin Ziyi carelessly, "Come on, sister, hold my hand tightly, don't get lost."

Lin Ziyi let out an "oh" and was about to catch her, but was stopped by Yuhuatian halfway.

He grabbed Lin Ziyi's right hand, motioned her to go ahead, and glanced at Yan Chixia's hand with disgust.He pulled out the long sword from his waist, put the scabbard in Yan Chixia's hand, and said coldly, "Just grab this."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Yan Chixia: "...Just a small hand! Brother-in-law, you want to eat this kind of jealousy?!"

Yuhuatian was generally in a good mood, and answered directly, "You didn't wash your hands. It's dirty."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Yan Chixia clutched her chest, looking as if she had been hurt, "...Then you don't think it's dirty if you give me the scabbard?"

Yu Huatian said calmly: "The left and right must be thrown away."

Yan Chixia yelled at Lin Ziyi: "Look at how prodigal your partner is! You can't have this kind of man!"

Lin Ziyi hesitated for a moment, then responded, "Is it okay? Brother Huatian is rich anyway."

Yu Huatian nodded to Yan Chixia, "Well, I have money."

Yan Chixia: "..."

Nie Xiaoqian took the lead, followed closely by Lin Ziyi, and then Yuhuatian, Yan Chixia, and Lingyue lined up vertically.

A group of people walked quietly.

At first the dense forest was very quiet, only the rustling of the leaves being blown by the wind could be heard.

Immediately afterwards, the sound of small conversations can be heard.The voice was small and loud, and it changed into the voice of a woman's charming smile after a while.

The woman kept inviting them to come over, her voice was as charming as a pool of spring water.

However, seeing that they were indifferent, the voice was ashamed and annoyed, and after saying a few harsh words, it disappeared from the dense forest.

The woods returned to tranquility, and Lin Ziyi felt a little relieved. Just as she was about to ask Nie Xiaoqian how long it would be until she arrived, she heard a familiar voice suddenly ringing in her ears.

The voice was high-spirited, calling her loudly, "Miss Ziyi, why don't you come and have a drink with me?"

She subconsciously wanted to open her eyes, but Yu Huatian held her hand tightly as if feeling something, and said in a low voice, "No matter what sounds you hear, don't open your eyes, it's all fake."

Lin Ziyi came back to her senses, shook her hand lightly, and said wonderingly, "Why do I feel like I heard Lu Xiaofeng's voice? Brother Huatian, did you hear that?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian: "...I heard Errenzhuan."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

It took about a stick of incense to pass through the dense forest.

Regarding the level of the last sound, everyone seems to hear it differently.

Lin Ziyi heard Lu Xiaofeng's voice, Yu Huatian heard Errenzhuan, Yan Chixia heard someone singing "Send Your Lover", and Lingyue heard Tu Su say "the shopkeeper brought two catties of pork belly".

Nie Xiaoqian thought for a while and explained: "I've heard of it before. This maze will lead to short-term auditory hallucinations at the end. Every time everyone hears things that are not the same. A few sisters think it's fun. I often come to the maze to play here."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...do you sisters have any other entertainment?"

However, after all, although the method is simple, it is still close to the base camp after all.

There is a long corridor in front of the base camp, and a blue will-o'-the-wisp rises around Nie Xiaoqian, walking in front, dimly illuminating it.

There was no demon guarding the corridor, which made Lin Ziyi feel a little strange.

She raised her head and asked Nie Xiaoqian, who was floating in mid-air, "Has there been no guards here?"

Nie Xiaoqian thought for a while and replied: "Everyone comes here when they have something to do, and the rest of the time they are lazy in Jinhua. Xiaoqian has never seen anyone guarding here. Besides, after Luluo got the magic weapon, she became a little arrogant. I don't think anyone needs to guard this place."

Lin Ziyi whispered to Yu Huatian, "I have two magical weapons in my hand, and I have never been so arrogant. She just took a broken mirror, and the tail of the snake was going to be up. I took the pot You can detain her."

Yu Huatian said calmly: "Don't take it lightly."

"Then you should try it."

The coquettish voice echoed in this corridor, as if it came from all directions.

Yu Huatian had a keen intuition, he blocked the attack as soon as he lifted the scabbard, and flicked it, the scabbard flew away like a sword blade, but it barely grazed her hair, leaving a few strands of broken hair.

Standing on a high place, Luluo brushed the hair on her shoulders carelessly, and said with a smile: "Yo, but playing with you, I'm really angry."

She waved her left hand out of thin air, and Nie Xiaoqian fell to the ground as if she had been hit hard, and her already weak ghost body became even more powerless.

Lu Luo's eyes were condensed, "Eat the inside and outside of the food. You are only a man, so you dare to betray me."

She glanced down, arrogant, "And you, don't overestimate yourself."

Holding the sword in his hand, Ling Yue shouted: "Bold evildoer! You made a heinous mistake and you still don't know how to repent."

Luluo covered her lips and laughed, "Oh, repent? Do you want me to repent?"

Lin Ziyi raised her head and looked at her. In this tense atmosphere, she suddenly said, "By the way, I've always wanted to ask, which green is your green radish? Which radish? It's the green radish of the green radish." Is it?"

Luluo: "..."

Lu Luo cast her eyes on Lin Ziyi, narrowed her eyes, "Very good, you..."

Lin Ziyi said leisurely, "You want to call me a goblin, and blame me for attracting your attention?"

Luluo: "..."

Lin Ziyi shook her head, and sighed pretendingly: "If it wasn't for the green radish, what were you doing squatting in the grass when you appeared in Lanruo Temple that day? I thought some little monster ignored it, but I didn't expect it to be a leader of."

Lu Luo gritted her teeth, "So you kicked that stone in my face on purpose?!"

Lin Ziyi was quite surprised when she heard this, "What? I just kicked you casually, and I actually kicked you in the face? But it doesn't matter if your face is swollen or not."

Luluo: "..."

Luluo: "...I will kill you."

Lingyue originally planned to catch the monster neatly, but Lin Ziyi's unexpected interruption made him touch his forehead, "What are you talking about with the monster? I guess I can't stand watching this ghost, or Hurry up."

Lin Ziyi felt baffled, "I didn't chat with her about family matters. But before that, let me ask one question, just one."

She said loudly: "Have you taken Ouyang Shaogong to be the master of the village?"

Luluo was taken aback, "What kind of thing is Mr. Yazhai?"

Lin Ziyi tilted her head, "Oh, it seems not. Where is Ouyang Shaogong?"

Luluo rolled her eyes and said with a smile, "If you want to see him, just follow me."

Lin Ziyi disliked it, "Who wants to play with you the game of 'Come on, come on' and 'Don't run away from the goblins'. I am also a family member, so pay attention to the influence."

Luluo: "..."