[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Ling Yue felt that he really didn't understand Jinhua.

At the beginning, he brought a few juniors to go down the mountain to Jinhua to eliminate demons under the order of Daoist Master.

Walking along the road, demons and ghosts were rampant. As a disciple of Tianyong City, he couldn't just sit idly by, so he could only catch the demons while driving.

Stop and go, after all, it was still a few days later than expected.

Taking advantage of the moonlight, they rushed into Jinhua before the city gate was closed.

After traveling, they were a little tired, so they found a random inn and stayed in a hotel without looking at anything carefully.

Never thought that Ling Yue just opened the window, wanting to let in the wind, and saw this vision as soon as he raised his head.

At the beginning, it was just people coming and going, it seemed lively, but it was very quiet.

Red lanterns hang high in front of the door, reflecting the numb and dull faces of passers-by, which adds a bit of weirdness to this night.They seem to come from all directions, but they all subtly merged into a team at a certain node, heading in the same direction.

By the time Ling Yue realized something was wrong, they had gathered into a huge team, marching slowly and in an orderly rhythm.

The fellow juniors obviously also noticed this phenomenon, knocked on the door twice, rushed in in a panic, and shouted: "Brother, open the window and look outside."

Ling Yue didn't look back, but just stared at the scene in front of him seriously, raised his hand calmly, signaled his junior to be quiet, and said, "I've seen it. Calm down, don't mess yourself up."

The junior took a deep breath, stabilized his mind, and asked in a low voice: "Senior brother, what did you find?"

Ling Yueqing frowned, "These people seem to have been deluded, but they are not like what they have seen before. They don't have any demonic aura, so they shouldn't be fooled by demons."

As Ling Yue was talking, he suddenly remembered what the head teacher told him about the magic weapon before going down the mountain.Although he didn't understand it, he felt that this matter had something to do with the magic weapon.

But after thinking about it, he didn't say anything about it, but said to his junior brother: "I'm afraid the matter is not that simple, let's look at it again."

It's really not that simple.

Ling Yue sat there, observing the movements of these people with a serious expression.

I don't know what went wrong, they were walking, they pushed one by one, fell down in a row from tail to head, and none of them survived.After all the staff rushed to the street, time seemed to be in a static state, no one moved, and all lay down on the ground wholeheartedly, getting close to the ancient road.

Ling Yue: "..."

...What is this new pattern?During a ceremony?

Ling Yue watched them stand up and fall down in perplexity, as if they were blocked by something in the end, they could only grope and stay where they were, but did not move forward.

The younger brother on the side was dumbfounded, "What, what are you doing?"

Ling Yue said calmly: "It should be related to this Jinhua demon."

"Ah?" The disciple replied in great surprise, "Then these ghosts are too boring. Do you ask these people to get up and exercise their muscles in the middle of the night?"

Ling Yue: "..."

Ling Yue didn't disagree, but just lowered his head to observe their movements.

After a while, he suddenly stood up and looked out the window, his eyes fell on the inn a few alleys away, and he ordered: "You wake up the other juniors and go to that inn to have a look."

As soon as the words fell, the inn was suddenly haunted by a monster that was hard to ignore, but it was not as usual, and there was no great malice.

Ling Yue frowned, and clenched the hilt of his sword in his hand, "I'll be with you. Remember, don't try to be aggressive. Be careful not to hurt innocent people."

The younger brother had a dignified expression, cupped his hands and said, "Yes, senior brother."

Lin Ziyi yawned, lazily tossed the inner alchemy of the painted skin demon in her hand, and muttered, "Where are those people from Tianyong City staying? Why are they so slow."

Yan Chixia sat on the edge of the bed, scratched her chest, and asked sleepily: "Can you really attract them with this method?"

Lin Ziyi held the inner alchemy in her hand, looked out, saw no movement, and replied with some dissatisfaction: "If you can't attract them, it means they are blind, and there is no need to bring them to make trouble."

Yan Chixia nodded and sighed, "I don't know how that monster managed to capture brother Ouyang without anyone noticing it. I'm clearly next door, but I didn't notice it. I'm really ashamed."

"If brother Huatian hadn't directly ordered your numbness, you wouldn't have woken up at all, and you were still snoring and dreaming of going to Beijing for the exam." Lin Ziyi replied casually, looking up at the hazy crescent moon, and said to herself He said to himself, "It's a pity. I just made an agreement with Brother Huatian to let Shaogong be the cook. Now that he's gone, what will he have for breakfast tomorrow?"

Yan Chixia: "..."

Lin Ziyi felt that Ouyang Shaogong's arrest was either a conspiracy, or that monster was greedy for Ouyang Shaogong's beauty and followed him all the way.Then, taking advantage of their unpreparedness, they took Ouyang Shaogong away and brought him back to be the master of the village.

After all, this kind of thing is not uncommon in the demon world, and some more vigorous monsters will even catch six or seven of them.

But Lin Ziyi always felt that a monster who can do such a thing must have a different aesthetic than ordinary people.

Especially hundreds of years ago, those female monsters who squatted on the road to learn Buddhist scriptures in the West, only wanted to catch Tang monks, didn't plan to eat meat, but wanted to have fun with them.

Lin Ziyi felt that their aesthetics were a mystery, just like why Xu Benhuai came up with so many hurtful tricks to target her.

Lin Ziyi remembered that when she met Monkey King back then, she was interrupted by Drifting's constant announcement of "Master was captured by a monster" before they could chat for a few words.

The left and right were also idle, so Lin Ziyi followed Monkey King to see what kind of crime Tang Seng was caught and suffered.

As a result, as soon as he arrived at the entrance of the cave, he heard a charming voice saying softly, "Holy Monk, just obey me."

When Lin Ziyi and Sun Wukong heard this, they stood at the entrance of the cave, so embarrassed that they didn't know whether to go in or not.

I don't know why.

On weekdays, the banshee who yelled five times and drank six times as the king of the mountain, all of them turned into a tender appearance in front of Tang Seng, even when they threatened, they were coquettish and angry.

What about coquettishly saying "Holy Monk, just follow me", or in a persuasive tone, "What's so good about learning from the scriptures, it's better for you and me to be happy in this place", or "Holy Monk, can you marry me?" Marry me, if you don't marry me, I will die."

Kong has a lot of strength and can press Tang Seng several times every minute, but he wants to soften Tang Seng's heart with words.

Looking around, most of the demon world is really this type of silly monster.

Therefore, Lin Ziyi felt that as long as Ouyang Shaogong didn't have the trait of immortality if he ate anything like Tang Seng, then his life safety should still be guaranteed.

Yu Huatian sat in front of the table, resting his chin, and asked lazily: "You mean, the demon who caught Ouyang Shaogong was greedy for his beauty?"

Lin Ziyi yawned, and said vaguely: "After thinking about it, this reason is reasonable. If he has a conspiracy, what is he trying to do? We don't know him well, so even if he wants to plot against us, he can't." It’s just a thankless effort.”

Yan Chixia wondered, "Then why did she only arrest Ouyang Shaogong and not my brother-in-law?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "... who is your brother-in-law?"

Yu Huatian frowned, "There are people coming this way. There are quite a few of them."

Lin Ziyi cheered up and moved her body as a warm-up, "Emma, ​​it's finally here. They really don't plan to show up if they don't put some bait."

She came out of the window, stood on the roof of a low-rise residential building next to her, picked up the useless talisman specially drawn by Yan Chixia, with a serious expression, and shouted to Ling Yue who was getting closer and was about to ask questions: "Hey! You Monster! Why do you want to make trouble in Jinhua?! Capture it without letting go!"

Ling Yue was momentarily stunned by this preemptive tactic.

He took a closer look at Lin Ziyi, and realized that the evil spirit in the inn was indeed coming from her, but seeing her frank appearance, there seemed to be something wrong.

Out of caution, Ling Yue did not ask questions hastily, but raised his right hand to signal the surrounding juniors to stop their actions first.

He thought for a while and asked, "Who is this girl?"

Lin Ziyi frowned impatiently, "You want to ask me about my identity just because you are a monster?"

Ling Yue saw that she held the Dao Talisman in her hand, but there was no abnormality, and she had a demonic aura, but instead asked him whether he was a demon.

His demeanor doesn't look like someone from the Taoist sect, he is probably a wandering demon catcher.

He lowered his eyes and clasped his fists, explaining: "I'm afraid the girl has misunderstood. In Xialingyue, she is not a demon in Jinhua City. I am a disciple of Tianyong City. I was ordered by the head to lead all my juniors to catch the demon. See what happened in the city. There was something abnormal, so I went out in the middle of the night."

Lin Ziyi nodded thoughtfully, "Oh... Tianyong City, I have heard of it."

Ling Yue clenched the hilt of the sword calmly, "I don't know why the girl appeared here again, and...she has a demonic aura."

Lin Ziyi was furious, "What's wrong? Do you suspect that I'm a demon?"

Ling Yue: "..."

Ling Yue raised his eyes to look directly at her, and said word by word: "Miss don't need to get angry, I just have some doubts in my heart, I hope you can answer one or two things."

Lin Ziyi was upset, "What are you looking at? If you look at me again, do you believe it? Are you dissatisfied with this look? Come here, come here, let's talk about it."

Ling Yue: "..."

Ling Yue patiently explained in vain: "Girl, I'm not dissatisfied... No, it's not a matter of dissatisfaction, it's just that you are like this..."

Lin Ziyi was unreasonable, "What's the matter with me? You can't speak with an accent if you catch a monster? Your family lives in Donghai, and you're being too lenient."

Ling Yue: "..."

Ling Yue had a calm temperament, although he was repeatedly rendered speechless by Lin Ziyi's naughty words, but he still wanted to confirm Lin Ziyi's identity, so as to save a meaningless battle.

Ling Yue adjusted his mood, and signaled to the juniors nearby who were ready to move after seeing their seniors being bullied not to act rashly, and asked with a sinking heart, "Young lady, as long as you answer the questions. I promise, I won't bother you any more."

Lin Ziyi accepted it as soon as she saw it, and didn't bother her too much, but on the surface she still looked reluctant.

She took out the inner alchemy of the painted skin demon, and said awkwardly: "A while ago, I ended up with a painted skin demon and took the demon pill, probably because of the demonic aura it carries."

Ling Yue took a closer look and saw that the demonic aura on the demon pill was really strong.Although there are some doubts in my heart, there is no need to study too much about the current situation.

He said decisively: "Sorry, I offended the girl. My juniors and I have just come to Jinhua, so I don't know what's going on here?"

"It's okay, I don't blame you. Those who don't know are not guilty." Lin Ziyi waved her hands generously, and then sighed, "The situation is as this fellow Taoist saw. Most people in Jinhua City have lost their minds. Come with me The man is still captured by the demon, and his whereabouts are unknown, which really makes me very worried."

Ling Yue didn't doubt that he was there, with a serious expression on his face, "Does the girl have any clues?"

Lin Ziyi looked away and looked far away, "If there are clues, there are naturally too many. It's just that there are so many ghosts in Jinhua, and the two of us alone may not be able to do anything."

Ling Yue thought for a while, and said calmly: "The disciples of Tianyong City came to subdue demons and demons, and they will help them with all their strength."

Lin Ziyi bowed in vain, covered the smile on the corner of her mouth, and pretended to say, "Then I'll leave it to you."

Lin Ziyi's plan is actually very simple.

The inner alchemy of the Painted Skin Demon is condensed into her own cultivation.

Even if the aura dissipated, the demon pill was still indestructible, and it naturally carried a strong demonic aura, which was enough to overwhelm the demonic aura on Lin Ziyi's body, and was enough to deceive the eyes of those Taoist priests.

Lin Ziyi knew.If there were no demons in Jinhua, and only these controlling people were guarding outside, the disciples of Yongcheng would probably wait and see the changes until tomorrow.

And this barrier can only last until tomorrow's sunset, and the three of them can't go directly to the ghost's base camp, and it will be useless to delay it for too long.

Therefore, it is the most appropriate way to cooperate with those Taoist priests in Tianyong City.

It's just that her status is a bit embarrassing, and the disciples who have been educated by the Taoist sect are all clueless and don't know how to adapt, so she has no choice but to make such a bad move.

Pre-emptively strike them, make them confused, self-doubt, and allow time to communicate instead of fighting as soon as they come up.

And the nonsense is just to make them irritable, so as to ignore some details.After all, they were suspicious, and it was impossible for them to let go of their defenses with a few words of soft cuteness, so they had to do the opposite.

In the end, he used the demon pill to cover up his identity and mentioned the missing Ouyang Shaogong in order to gain trust.

After all, using this kind of story to win trust has been very effective for those who have chivalry in their hearts since ancient times.

After exchanging names and meeting with fellow travelers to confirm the plan and time of tomorrow's action, Ling Yue returned to the original inn with a few disciples.

Lin Ziyi watched them go away, then turned around and lay down on the table, said rather dejectedly: "Brother Huatian, I think Lingyue is too upright. It's like doing something bad to lie to him."

Yu Huatian poured himself a glass of water, and said unhurriedly, "It's just that I told you to do it, so it can't be considered that you did something bad."

Lin Ziyi shook her head, "How can I put the blame on you, and then I feel at ease, so I can just enjoy myself over there. The two of us are... well, what is that word called? By the way, accomplice!"

"Accomplice?" Yu Huatian laughed out loud, shaking his head slightly, "If you want to be my accomplice, then you may be worse. After all, I am not a good person."

Lin Ziyi tilted her head and looked at him for a while, then said, "Brother Huatian is very kind to me."

"Oh?" Yu Huatian rolled up a strand of her hair that fell on the table with his fingers, and asked, "If you treat me well, are they all good people?"

"No." Lin Ziyi shook her head, "The difference between good and bad, after all, the human world cares more about it. We in the demon world have never thought about it so much, we just live according to our heart. If you like it, you like it, and if you hate it, you hate it."

She paused and said, "So, brother Huatian, you treat me well, and I like you very much."

Even though he knew in his heart that the liking she said was totally different from what he expected, Yu Huatian still felt a twitch in his heart.

He lowered his eyes and was speechless for a long time. Several thoughts turned in his mind, but he couldn't speak.

Lin Ziyi leaned forward in confusion, and asked, "Brother Huatian, what's the matter with you? Did I say something wrong? Don't just ignore me with a sullen head."

Yu Huatian raised his eyes, meeting Lin Ziyi's clear eyes.

As if he was bewitched, he slowly moved his hands up to caress her cheeks.

Influenced by the lessons learned from the past, Lin Ziyi subconsciously pressed Yu Huatian's hand with both hands, and warned, "Brother Huatian, don't pinch my face again."

"En. Good." Yu Huatian responded softly, but slowly inserted one hand into her hair, leading her body to lean forward, and placed a light kiss on her forehead.

Lin Ziyi opened her eyes wide in surprise, and stammered, "Hua, Brother Huatian, you you you..."

Yu Huatian pressed her forehead against her, even though he knew in his heart that this move was inappropriate, he still murmured in a low voice: "Of course, I also like you."