[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

In the end, it was still a surprise, and the old woman ran to report the news.

Lin Ziyi leaned her back against the window frame, looked down at the scene of rows of people approaching the inn in a stiff and slow posture, and couldn't help but sighed softly, "My dear, this is too impatient. Is this the plan to come to the inn?" Give me a blow, or unanimously xenophobic expression of disapproval?"

She narrowed her eyes slightly, "Although I don't know what form it is, but it seems that the effect of the bronze mirror is to control people's hearts."

Lin Ziyi felt that the person who made the magic weapon was really violent.

Originally, the seven effects of the seven artifacts were different, but after refining the living soul in this way, the effect of the magic weapon was to control people's hearts besides controlling people's hearts.Although the forms are different, they remain the same.

Occasionally, there is such a wonderful magic weapon, which is the pot that cooks super delicious, so delicious that it can kill others.

It's really annoying.

I don't know what kind of mentality it is to insist on refining useful artifacts. At first glance, they look different, but when you look closely, they are basically produced in the same batch, and there are no magic artifacts that are very useful.

Lin Ziyi felt that Xu Benhuai was mentally ill.

Mostly because they are controlled by the same medium, although their movements are slow, the team is very neat.The distance between people is less than two inches, but because they walk at the same pace, there is no problem, but it is really uncomfortable to see such a dense crowd.

Lin Ziyi said disgustedly: "Jinhua is so big, why do you want them to stick so close? Tourists who don't know it look at it and think why the people in this city have such strange habits."

As Lin Ziyi was talking, a few pebbles appeared out of nowhere in her hand.

She picked up one of the cobblestones and weighed them in her hand. Looking into the distance, she threw the pebble out of her hand, mixed with magic spells, and went straight to the last person in the queue.

The man jumped forward uncontrollably, right on top of the person in front.And the person in front couldn't help falling forward after being thrown like this.

Interlocking, chain effect.

Lin Ziyi stretched her hand to the side, and the teapot and teacup on the wooden table flew into her hand with a "swish".

She leisurely poured a cup of tea for herself, watched the continuous scene of one throwing another one down, and said calmly: "You have Zhang Liangji, and I have bridge ladders. They said not to get so close, It's so neatly arranged."

"You're taking it easy."

Hearing this familiar voice, Lin Ziyi didn't raise her head, she took a sip of her tea, and said coolly, "You are too busy, Great Sage, you don't talk to me, you even throw stones at my head."

Sun Wukong turned over neatly from the roof, fell into the room, and said with a smile, "I'm not stupid, I actually guessed it."

Lin Ziyi glanced anxiously at the Jinhua crowd, who were all prostrate on the ground and remained silent for a while, and then slowly replied: "I think, hearing me say that you are shaved and wearing a gold hoop is like a plate with a gold rim upside down. , the only one who can rise up and throw stones at me without my noticing is you, except for the powerful little monster who adores you."

Monkey King gave her a helpless look, "You're talking nonsense again."

Lin Ziyi said in a serious way: "Don't believe me. Although you escort Tang Monk all the way to learn scriptures and eliminate demons, there are always a few little monsters who are flying moths to the flame. About 600 years ago, There is also a group of people clamoring to give birth to monkeys for you. At that time, I thought I had found a way to make a fortune, but then I thought it was useless for me to ask for money, so I gave up."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Lin Ziyi looked down, and saw that the large army marching towards the inn had stood up self-improvingly, and learned their lesson, moving back slowly one by one, widening the distance, as if trying to prevent such a thing from happening next time.

She casually threw another stone at the front row before she had time to widen the distance, turned her head, and asked Monkey King, "Great Sage, did you come to me because there is news about that lonely Leng Jian?"

"That sword is called Fen Ji." Sun Wukong corrected her, and looked down the window, "It can control so many people at the same time, this magic weapon is quite powerful."

Lin Ziyi responded nonchalantly, "What does Burning Ji mean? Burning Loneliness? I feel that the name is a bit shameful. Let's call it Little Loneliness Sword."

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong: "... At any rate, it is known as one of the seven fierce swords, so don't use nicknames casually."

And what the hell is getting this name? It's not as good as Lonely Leng Jian.

Lin Ziyi saw that the large army was about to move towards this side again, she couldn't help but "tsk", and said impatiently: "Is there any end to it? I'm still organizing the formation, is this organizing an outing? Why are the monsters in Jinhua so cowardly?" .Isn’t it just a Taoist priest who doesn’t even dare to show his face?”

"It's not just the one you brought." Sun Wukong said casually, "When I came, I saw a few people who looked like Taoists had already entered the city, and I'm afraid they are also waiting to see what happens."

Lin Ziyi held her chin, thoughtfully, "The one from Tianyong City has already arrived."

Lin Ziyi wondered at first why it was necessary to mobilize people like this just to deal with Yan Chixia. It turned out that the disciples from Tianyong City also entered the city.

The human wave tactics were originally used to guard against the methods of Taoist priests. After all, Taoist priests can catch monsters, but killing people is a taboo.What's more, people like Jinhua are controlled by magic weapons, not ghosts or the like, so the Taoist spells have no effect on them.

And in this situation, Lin Ziyi had no good way to make them retreat except throwing stones to hinder their progress.

After all, Lin Ziyi is also a monster like them, and the natural enemies in the human world are naturally those Taoist priests.

It's okay for her to stand by and hide herself. If she fights with these people whose minds are controlled, the group of Tianyong City will definitely come out and kill her first.

Dilemma, do not know what to do.

Lin Ziyi sighed quietly, "Those disciples in Tianyong City are the same. They don't come sooner or later, but they come at this time. It's against my destiny."

"Probably so." Sun Wukong sat on the wooden chair by the window, resting his chin in his hand, and said slowly, "I heard from Nuwa that Fenji is now in Tianyong City."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "Why don't you follow the normal plot? Shouldn't this kind of fierce sword be sealed in a cave, or in a small Taoyuan village that is isolated from the world, and be guarded by the clan for generations? Go to Tianyong City What are you doing for fun?"

With a wave of Monkey King's hand, a towering barrier was added in front of the large group, making those people stare at the inn, but unable to take a step forward, they could only slam into the front persistently, but it was useless.

He recalled what Nuwa said to him, "Nuwa said that she had given this fierce sword to an ethnic group, and they would guard Fenji from generation to generation. But later, someone broke the magic circle and robbed Fenji , seemed to get nothing and left. The rest of them were impatient to listen because it was too long. In short, I don’t know how the last fierce sword got to Tianyong City.”

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "Listen carefully, Great Sage! I always feel that you have skipped important information!"

Lin Ziyi reckoned that the Prince Changqin was responsible for not running away, otherwise, who would have thought of grabbing one of the seven evil swords, Fen Ji, and offering it at home, because it was not too long.

Fortunately, Fen Ji has not been snatched away, that is to say, the plan to find Prince Changqin along the line of Fen Ji is still feasible.

But she is a monster, and it is impossible for her to sneak into Tianyong City and guard the prince's Changqin, which is really difficult.

Nothing is going well, and I feel like my life is suffering.

Lin Ziyi frowned, "Wait, that means God Nu Wa already knew about this matter, but didn't think about saving anything?"

Sun Wukong sneered, "After all, I only found out after the fact. Besides, those gods, immortals, and Buddhas often say that it is inconvenient for them to intervene in the affairs of the human world."

Lin Ziyi muttered dissatisfiedly, "The next day's punishment is accurate. At this time, it is said that you can't meddle in the affairs of the human world."

Sun Wukong jumped up from the chair, stretched his muscles and bones, and said: "Okay. The news brought me that I should go back to heaven to participate in the Lao Shizi Fa Conference held by the old man Tathagata. Last time, I was groaning in my ears for a long time, which annoyed me so much. Old grandson."

Lin Ziyi pretended to cup her hands, "The great kindness and great virtue of the great sage will never be forgotten, and the little one will be deeply impressed. In the future, I will burn incense and worship Buddha to offer two peaches to repay the kindness of the great sage."

Sun Wukong patted her on the head without hesitation, "Stop doing this. It's enough if you don't cause me trouble. This barrier can probably last until sunset tomorrow, and the matter should be resolved earlier before then."

Lin Ziyi covered her head, and said with a sigh: "I originally planned to pick up the leak, but I still have to hit it head-on. I don't know whether the group of disciples in Tianyong City are reliable or not."

Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows, "What? Are you going to provoke the disciples of Tianyong City? Aren't you afraid of exposing your identity?"

"Taoist priests are generally blind." Lin Ziyi replied casually, and laughed again, "Don't worry. Even if I'm not blind, I probably have thought of some ways to deal with it."

Sun Wukong ordered a few words casually, and didn't say anything more.

After all, he knew that Lin Ziyi had always had a lot of tricky ideas, and her brain circuit was relatively blurred. The methods she thought of could always catch others by surprise.In the current situation, even if he didn't set up this barrier, Lin Ziyi should be able to figure out a strategy to deal with it.

He plucked a few hairs and put them in Lin Ziyi's hands, "If you encounter danger, burn it. Remember not to be brave."

Lin Ziyi didn't know why, but obediently put these few hairs into the sachet, put it in her arms, and asked, "You appeared after burning it?"

Sun Wukong didn't speak directly, but just pretended to say: "I will compensate you for the few hairs you lost when you became a little fly."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "My sage, I really want to interview you. When I was a little white mink, you taught me to become a fly. What did you think?"

After a few words of "you come and I go", Monkey King still rode a somersault cloud straight into the sky and disappeared.

Lin Ziyi stretched her waist, and decided to go to Yan Chixia and Yuhuatian first to discuss how to hook up the disciples of Tianyong City.

She picked up the blue cloth bag that accompanied her all the way, and was just about to open the door when she suddenly realized something was wrong.

Since the people in Jinhua City are controlled by the bronze mirror, there is no reason why this inn is so quiet and silent.

Lin Ziyi murmured: "Brother Huatian, nothing will happen."

She opened the door and hurriedly rushed out, but was hit hard.

The man held her shoulders, and said in a rather stern tone, "Reckless, reckless. What are you going to do in the middle of the night with your baggage?"

Lin Ziyi raised her head when she heard the words, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when she saw that it was Yu Huatian, "Ah, Brother Huatian, as long as you're fine."

Yu Huatian was startled, and his tone softened slightly, "Of course nothing happened. You ran out in the middle of the night just to ask this?"

"It's not, it's not." Lin Ziyi hesitated, and suddenly realized something was wrong, "Eh? Brother Huatian, why didn't you stay in the room honestly, but came to my door instead?"

Yu Huatian's expression flashed unnaturally, and he said softly: "I have no sleep at night, I want to go downstairs for a walk. When I went upstairs, I heard someone talking in your room, so I came to have a look. But someone has been here? Why don't you see him come out?"

Lin Ziyi nodded, and replied: "The great sage came here. He said that the little lonely sword is in Tianyong City. The disciples of Tianyong City are also in Jinhua now, and they are watching the changes quietly."

Yuhuatian: "..."

What the hell is the little lonely sword.And why did the male monkey Buddha come over unexpectedly.

Lin Ziyi touched Yu Huatian's shoulder back and forth, and after confirming that there was no injury, she asked, "Did Brother Huatian notice anything unusual when he went downstairs?"

Yu Huatian was still immersed in the indescribable name of Little Lonely Sword. He was shocked when he heard this, frowned and said, "If you want to say something strange, there is something wrong. When I went downstairs, I met the shopkeeper and the waiter. There are a few cooks in the backyard, and they seem to have seen a few diners. I told them not to disturb me, but they rushed towards me. Because it was too annoying, they all fell unconscious and piled up in the corner. "

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi stretched out her thumb and praised: "I like simple and rough."

Lin Ziyi sighed softly, "Brother Huatian, I want to tell you a sad news."

When Yu Huatian heard this, his expression became serious, "What bad news?"

Lin Ziyi sighed, "The monster used the bronze mirror to control most of the people in Jinhua, and now they are queuing up outside to enter the inn. They will not be able to enter for a while if they are blocked by the magic of the Great Sage. But the cook who was knocked out by you The waiter in the shopkeeper is also being manipulated, and if he wakes up, he has no will of his own."

Yu Huatian was thoughtful, but still puzzled: "Is this the bad news you said?"

Lin Ziyi rubbed her stomach, "I don't know how to cook, neither does Brother Yan, and Shaogong's hands look like someone who only loves playing the piano and doesn't like cooking. The rest of the inn is probably also under control So, brother Huatian, I can only rely on you."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Lin Ziyi patted him on the shoulder, "I want to have shredded chicken porridge tomorrow morning."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "Coincidentally, I also want to drink white sable porridge."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "Let Shaogong do it, it looks more reliable."

Yu Huatian narrowed his eyes, "Shao Gong? When did you get so close?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "Yushu is facing the wind, Otada. Is it alright to call you Otada? I don't like that there are still little raindrops, little raindrops, it seems that we are closer."

Yu Huatian had a complicated face, "You should call me brother Huatian."

Lin Ziyi walked to Ouyang Shaogong's door with the reluctant Yuhuatian, raised her hand to knock, but hesitated.

It stands to reason that although Ouyang Shaogong could talk, he was just a passer-by, traveling together for a while.There is no need to talk to him too much about what to do now, and naturally there is no need to ask him to discuss it together.

However, he is not a pedantic person, telling him Jinhua's current situation and reminding him to be careful seems to be fine.

After thinking this through, Lin Ziyi knocked on the door lightly and called out, "Shao Gong? Have you fallen asleep yet?"

The knock on the door went from soft to loud, but there was still no response from inside the door.

Lin Ziyi was suspicious, she couldn't help frowning, and her men pushed the door hard.

There was only a "squeak", and the door opened in response to the sound, revealing the scene inside the room.

Yan Chixia's charms were not pasted on the doors and windows, but scattered on the ground, swaying with the breeze blowing in from the windows.The teapot and teacups were quietly placed on the wooden table, and there was no trace of movement compared with the furnishings in other rooms.

The paper umbrella brought by Ouyang Shaogong was leaning against the head of the bed, and his luggage was also lying on the wooden bed.

On the surface, there seems to be nothing wrong, but this room is missing Ouyang Shaogong.

Lin Ziyi looked at the scene in front of her, and smelled a ghostly aura at the tip of her nose.

She couldn't help being puzzled and said: "I was able to capture Ouyang Shaogong without my noticing. But what is this demon catching Shaogong doing?"