[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

A wisp of blue smoke suddenly rose from the dark corner.

An old woman in red hunched her waist, walked slowly out of the green smoke, sneered, and said, "It's a clever one. That stupid Taoist didn't notice, so you can see that we are hiding here." .”

This old-looking demon came in with Ning Caichen. It seemed that he was worried when he saw Yan Chixia, so he hid his demonic aura and hid in a corner.

Although Yan Chixia is good at catching monsters, after all, mortals are not as sensitive as Lin Ziyi.It wasn't long between Ning Caichen's entry and his departure, so he didn't notice something was wrong quickly.

The old woman took a closer look at Lin Ziyi, stroked the five-petal flower made of gold thread on her cuff with her old hand, and laughed, "I said when mortals will have this kind of ability, so you are a demon."

Although this old lady looked very powerful, she was nothing but an empty shell, not much different from the painted skin demon Daoxing that Lin Ziyi met a few days ago.It is estimated that Lin Ziyi did not live as long as Lin Ziyi.

Lin Ziyi had long been used to this kind of contempt from the same world, anyway, it wasn't herself who fought and begged for mercy in the end.

She was too lazy to chat with the old woman too much, but said impatiently: "Get lost."

The old woman smiled instead of anger, "A little monster, the tone is not small."

When Lin Ziyi heard this, she immediately became dissatisfied, pinched her waist and retorted: "You are the only one! I have been on the road for the past few days, and I still don't forget to brush my teeth in the morning and evening! I am a clean mink!"

Old woman: "..."

Seeing her choked expression, Lin Ziyi became even more impatient, waved her hand, and urged, "If I can say it, I'll say it, if I can't, I'll get out. Why are you here with other scholars? Just you Now, in the eyes of ordinary people, he is already an old man on his deathbed. Even a person with long eyes will not be seduced by you and let you suck away his energy? Of course, if there is a special hobby, he should caught."

The old lady opened her mouth to refute, but before she could speak, Lin Ziyi cut her off.

Lin Ziyi went on chattering, "Will you choose your prey? With Ning Caichen's appearance, you can see that he is a frail scholar with normal interests. If you want to contact him with your appearance, you will be touching porcelain. Follow him to the ruined temple for a stay." I don’t know what your plan is to run into someone’s wing room in the middle of the night to touch porcelain. Are you going to climb up on the roof of someone’s house and sit down suddenly, and have a scene of ‘I am your destined old fairy, you have to be responsible for me’ Is it?"

Old woman: "..."

Although the old woman had recently been incorporated into the sphere of influence of that Jinhua monster, she had never been criticized like this before, and she was still a fledgling little monster in her eyes, and she immediately felt angry.

However, she has always been good at self-control.Wanting to survive in this neighborhood, she also found a few backers, bowing her head everywhere, and these few words made her unable to hold back her breath.

After thinking about it, the old woman put her hands back into her sleeves, and when she looked up, her face was full of false smiles.

She covered her mouth with a chuckle, and mocked: "You little monster, you are really impatient. I don't know how you managed to hide from the eyes of that monster catcher, and you were able to stay by his side unscathed. Surround yourself Two men are not enough, and you still want to take the one I like? You are just a fledgling, and your appetite is too big."

Lin Ziyi guessed that the old woman must have such a tune.She didn't refute, but said lazily, "How are you doing?"

The old woman squinted her eyes, and said in a cold tone: "When you come to the countryside, do as the Romans do. Naturally, I want to teach you the rules of Jinhua. I want all three of them."

Although the old woman felt that Lin Ziyi's ability was not worth mentioning at all, she did not hesitate to move her hands in the slightest. She made a trick and shouted, "Go!"

The fireball contained the aura of devouring everything, and blazed towards Lin Ziyi.

Lin Ziyi didn't even raise her head, she just snapped her fingers.

The continuous rain curtain outside the main hall twisted with that crisp sound, and turned into a water dragon in the blink of an eye.It twisted its body forward, opened its mouth wide, and swallowed the fireball into its belly.

The fireball disappeared, and the water dragon also dissipated, splashing all of it on the old woman.

Lin Ziyi spread her hands, as if she could see flashes of lightning between her fingers.She condensed the electric light in one place, tapped lightly on the arm of the old woman covered in water, then she stopped her hands and quietly watched the old woman twitch and fall to the ground.

The old woman was so shocked that she couldn't close her mouth, she stammered and said reluctantly: "You, you little, little monster, unexpectedly, you can use this trick, trick."

Lin Ziyi squatted aside, stroked her face with one hand, and said with a smile, "It's a blessing in disguise. I've been struck by lightning so many times, but at least I've mastered a new skill. It's my first time using it, so I didn't expect it to be so effective."

The old woman twitched and rolled her eyes, but she still insisted, "You, don't be arrogant!"

Lin Ziyi tilted her head to look at her with a confused look, "I'm not arrogant or complacent. It's just..."

A small ball of crackling electric light rose in her hand, and she said slowly: "I don't care about that scholar, you can't beat a Taoist priest, and the only remaining mortal is the one I want to protect. Where do you have the courage to dare?" There is the idea of ​​touching him. I don't like your appetite too much."

Lin Ziyi raised her left hand, and was about to strike coolly for the final time, but she didn't expect someone to grab the old woman by the collar and take her out of Lin Ziyi's attack range.

Lin Ziyi withdrew her hand depressingly, and muttered: "Why do people come to interrupt me every time I want to strike the last blow? What is this for? Is it a sign that I don't want to kill?"

She looked up and found that the one who dragged the old woman away was a slightly younger woman. She was shaking her hands at the moment, as if relieving the numbness from the electric shock.

The middle-aged woman glared at her bitterly and kept rubbing her hands together.

Lin Ziyi simply responded to her gaze, "Yes."

Middle-aged woman: "..."

The old woman lay on the ground for a while before slowly getting up.

She barely stabilized her figure, with half of her mouth grinning, her body still had the sequelae of being shocked by the electric shock.

She trembled all over, and then yelled inarticulately: "You little monster, do you naively think that I will come here alone?"

Lin Ziyi was speechless, "What's the difference between you being electrocuted like this and being useless? Even if there is one more monster, you are not considered to be fighting power. Aren't you the same inside and out?"

The old woman seemed stupefied by the shock. She thought for a while, then grinned and said, "Idiot. Do you know what happened in the back room when I was wasting time with you here?"

Lin Ziyi froze for a moment, and then heard the middle-aged woman shouting loudly: "Xiaoqian! Grandma calls you, come out!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a woman in a white gauze skirt, who looked rather weak, holding the skirt, and staggered out of the back room to the main hall.

She stood awkwardly beside the middle-aged woman, lowered her head and said, "I, I'm here."

Lin Ziyi looked at her carefully, touched her chin thoughtfully, and felt that she should be a ghost driven by a demon.

Lin Ziyi has always felt that groups like ghosts are very weak among the six realms.

Immortals and demons can drive ghosts. These four realms are one, and ghosts dare not say two, otherwise they will be lost.

Although ghosts can harm people, there are many Taoist priests in the human world who specialize in catching ghosts, and it will not be a good end if they are caught.

And the inside of the ghost world is also severely cracked down. All ghosts wandering outside will be arrested and sent to the underworld for trial. If the trial is successful, they will be reincarnated.

Because she is too weak, when Lin Ziyi sees ghosts, her attitude is often gentler than other monsters.

For example, now, Lin Ziyi crossed her arms and said tauntingly, "Why? Your grandparents and grandchildren came out to join forces to become a scholar. It must be too much for Taixing teachers? The old ones came to me to touch porcelain, and the middle-aged ones Waiting there secretly, the young one ran to find the scholar. Not to mention, the young ones have a much higher success rate than the old ones."

The old woman stared at Lin Ziyi, her expression changed back to being complacent, "Xiaoqian, tell her, what did you do?"

Lin Ziyi sighed, "The original goal of you was that scholar, and you ran out of the back room at this time, what else can you do. Are you stupid to ask this question?"

Old woman: "..."

Nie Xiaoqian possessed herself and lifted the old woman from the ground first, and after she stood still, she whispered, "It didn't work."

The old woman froze for a moment, "What did you say?"

Nie Xiaoqian pursed her lips, "That scholar kicked me out, even if I was offered money, he wouldn't take it."

The old woman's eyes widened, "Why?"

Lin Ziyi interjected, "You're so tough, maybe you like men. Hey, Yan Chixia and Brother Huatian are very dangerous."

Old woman: "..."

The old woman felt that she had lost face and was about to push Nie Xiaoqian away.

Nie Xiaoqian was pushed staggeringly and nearly fell to the ground, but was gently lifted by a curtain of water, stabilizing her in place.

Lin Ziyi smiled gratefully at Nie Xiaoqian, just nodded as if nothing had happened, and said coolly to the old woman: "And then? What else is there to do? If not, hurry up and die, dawdle and delay other people's sleep, Brother Huatian is still waiting for me."

The old woman rolled her eyes and asked, "What is your purpose in coming to Jinhua?"

Lin Ziyi was not in a hurry, she brushed off the dust on her sleeves, and said casually, "Traveling in the mountains and rivers."

"Come to Jinhua to visit the mountains and rivers?" The old woman sneered, "What does Jinhua look like, even if you haven't heard of it, you should feel it when you come here. You should come here to find a backer."

Lin Ziyi remained calm, "I've heard that Jinhua has made a big deal. It seems that there is some long-lost magic weapon in his hand. Is it a bronze mirror?"

The old woman didn't answer, but just smiled and said: "We are not acquainted with each other. We are both monsters, so why should we hurt our friendship because of a few mortals? Since you have the heart, why don't I take you to see her, just go and see her." It's my apology."

Lin Ziyi thought that her main purpose was to pick up the leak, so she didn't rush to touch the tip of the knife, so she directly refused, "No."

The old woman narrowed her eyes, "Are you losing face?"

The old woman pinched her fingers in her cuffs, wanting to give Yin Lin Ziyi a hug, but she was suddenly pulled back by the middle-aged woman.

The middle-aged woman shook her head and pointed to her ear. The old woman paused, her eyes widened in panic, and she said in a trembling voice, "You, you didn't feel wrong?"

The middle-aged woman nodded, took the old woman's arm, and said in a low voice: "It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, let's go."

Lin Ziyi looked at their chattering faces, a little puzzled, and just wanted to ask if they should fight, when they turned into green smoke and rushed out of the hall as if they were being chased, hiding behind the majestic in the rain.

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "...Is it [-]% that if I fight, I won't have a chance to break other people's settings?"

Lin Ziyi squatted on the ground depressed and drew a few circles with the stone before throwing it aside, clapping her hands and standing up.

She stepped up to go to the wing, but out of the corner of her eyes, she saw someone holding a paper umbrella, slowly approaching from the door.

Inexplicably, Lin Ziyi felt that the attire looked familiar, so she froze in place and looked at it carefully.

After the man put away the paper umbrella, Lin Ziyi saw his clothes clearly, and couldn't help but wondered, "Eh? It's you?"