[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Yuhuatian very richly hired a pony carriage that looks unattractive at first glance, but has everything you need inside and is very comfortable to sit in.

Lin Ziyi groped left and right, and felt that when she had the name of the third miss of the Lin family, she didn't get paid to sit in such a carriage.

Although she doesn't sit often, she usually relies on her four short legs tossing around quickly when she travels.

Yu Huatian's reaction to the carriage was very flat, he looked back and forth, and finally said reluctantly: "It's not bad."

Lin Ziyi worried: "Brother Huatian, do you have enough money to hire such an expensive carriage? Otherwise, I can also ride a horse."

Yu Huatian nodded, and said calmly: "Don't worry. Naturally, I can afford you."

Yan Chixia, who was watching from the sidelines: "..."

Yan Chixia said depressedly: "I didn't say that, although the eldest brother can understand that you two are dating, it is appropriate to be more affectionate. But it is not good to start like this early in the morning. Your brother Yan and I are not married yet, Can you let me bear all this after we finish eating and feel better?"

Lin Ziyi felt that both Yan Chixia and Duckweed were models who believed in one thing and never wavered, so she didn't bother to explain. She climbed into the carriage with the wrapped pastries and asked Yan Chixia, "Brother Yan?" , are you hungry?"

Yan Chixia rubbed her chin, "A little bit."

Lin Ziyi opened the oiled paper, twisted one of the pieces, and said, "This is sweet-scented osmanthus cake, there are four pieces in total."

She ate the four yuan one by one, folded the oiled paper, and said slowly: "This is the oiled paper wrapped with osmanthus cake. There used to be four pieces of osmanthus cake. Brother Yan, are you still hungry?"

Yan Chixia: "..."

Yan Chixia looked at Yu Huatian and said with grief and indignation: "Brother Yu, come and take care of her! The sky is going to be turned upside down! She bullied your uncle!"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Who are you uncle!Don't cheat on your relatives!

The subsequent development of the inn incident has nothing to do with Lin Ziyi and the others.When the waiter in the shop found that the proprietress had not appeared for a long time, when he went up to the cubicle on the third floor to look for it, he would naturally find the skins of those people in the room, and he knew that the proprietress was a monster.

Yan Chixia was in charge of driving the carriage, while Yu Huatian was still riding the horse, walking slowly on the side of the carriage.

Lin Ziyi lifted the curtain of the car, looked around, and found that she had already walked on the official road, surrounded by low hillsides, dense grass, swaying with the wind from time to time, as if someone was hiding inside.

Lin Ziyi couldn't help muttering: "I feel like the rich lady in the storybook. According to the development of the plot, shouldn't some gangster jump out at this time and take me away as Mrs. Yazhai? Brother Huatian, you Said, if it really comes, should I go with it or not? The word Mrs. Yazhai appears quite frequently, so I really want to see it."

Hearing that she was there, Yu Huatian opened his mind again, and said calmly: "If a few Jiangyang thieves can take you away, then why should I follow?"

Lin Ziyi put both hands on the window of the carriage, rested her chin on it, and stared at Yu Huatian with both eyes, "Brother Huatian, your martial arts seem to be pretty good. You can knock down a few ……kindness……"

She couldn't think of a reference for a while, so she said casually: "How many Yan Chixia can you beat?"

Yu Huatian didn't feel wrong, and said conservatively, "Twelve should be no problem."

Lin Ziyi nodded, "Oh, isn't that just a dozen Yan Chixias?"

Yan Chixia: "..."

Yan Chixia: "You two, don't just treat other people as a unit of measurement! And if twelve are simplified to one dozen, I'm super weak!"

Lin Ziyi's original plan was to pick up leaks, and she was not in a hurry to hurry before the disciples from Tianyong City arrived in Jinhua.

Although Yan Chixia wanted to go to Jinhua to catch demons, but after all the disciples of Tianyong City would go, he rushed too early, and he only went deep into the tiger's den, and it was easy to get himself into it.

Yuhuatian, on the other hand, has no interest in Jinhua, but just follows Lin Ziyi, doing whatever she wants.

So the group of people basically listened to the rumors along the way, enjoyed the scenery and so on, and it seemed more like they came here to travel around with nothing to do.

Lin Ziyi sat in the carriage for a few days and felt a little bored, so she opened the curtain and said to Yan Chixia, "Brother Yan, let's sing "Send Your Lover"."

Yan Chixia drove the car slowly, and agreed: "Come on. I haven't heard the big sister sing this for a long time."

Lin Ziyi cleared her throat, and sang sweetly, "Little sister gave me a son~"

Yan Chixia: "Yo yo!"

Lin Ziyi: "Send it to the east of the gate~"

Yan Chixia: "Yo yo!"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yuhuatian: "...Deep well ice."

Leaving aside the small episodes that caused Yuhuatian a lot of headaches during the journey, even though the schedule was slowed down, they still rushed to the outskirts of Jinhua before the disciples of Tianyong City.

The demonic aura in the suburbs was also very strong. Lin Ziyi felt it and felt that Jinhua's situation was worse than imagined. It might be that the demon with the magic weapon was gradually expanding its sphere of influence.

They originally thought that since the outskirts are so bad, instead of wasting time here waiting for the disciples from Tianyong City to come, it would be better to go directly to Jinhua in one go.

However, halfway through the journey, the night was dark, but there was a sudden torrential rain.

There is no one around, only the dilapidated temple not far away.

The three of them had no choice but to brave the rain and rush into the temple.

Although the outer walls of the temple are dilapidated and crumbling, the inside is neater than expected.

They stepped across the arched stone bricks on the ground, and the weeds that grew wildly up to their legs. After the horses and carriages were settled, they took the time to look around.

In the main hall is enshrined a Buddha with his eyes closed and his face full of solemnity.

Probably because the temple has been abandoned for a long time, thick dust has accumulated on the Buddha's body, and the golden body has faded a lot.

Lin Ziyi looked up for a long time but couldn't figure out which Buddha it was that ended up in such a miserable state.

But speaking, she knows very few Buddhas. Apart from Tathagata Buddha and Zhan Tan Gongde Buddha, there is only one Fighting Victory Buddha left.

She thought about it, and felt that she had never seen a temple dedicated to Dou Victory Buddha.

Yu Huatian covered his nose with a handkerchief, frowned and looked around, he could vaguely see the floating dust in his eyes.

He couldn't help but disgusted and said: "It's really dirty."

Lin Ziyi thought about it seriously, and whispered a formula in her mouth. With a wave of her left hand, the messy ruined temple instantly became resplendent.The floor tiles of the main hall were so bright that they seemed to be able to reflect the shadows of people.

Yuhuatian was shocked by Lin Ziyi's hand, but felt much more comfortable than before.

He sat on a chair beside him and asked in surprise, "When did you change into something like this?"

Lin Ziyi replied casually: "Ah, this is a trick. It is to make those patients with severe cleanliness look more comfortable. In fact, brother Huatian, you are still sitting on that dirty lot."

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "...Sometimes I really want to tie you on the horse and let you go out in the rain with it."

Here Yu Huatian and Lin Ziyi were idling and bickering back and forth, while Yan Chixia was not idle over there. After a while, she came to report: "Although this temple looks dilapidated, the wing rooms in the backyard are still intact." It’s quite neat, it should be a place for tourists to spend the night. It’s not bad to be able to shelter from the wind and rain. I see that the rain is getting bigger and bigger, why don’t we rest here today.”

As a demon, Lin Ziyi used to sleep in the wilderness, and now she lives in a wing that can shelter from the wind and rain, so naturally she will not object.

Although Yu Huatian was reluctant because of his obsession with cleanliness, he was not a hypocritical person. Since he knew that this was the best choice, he had no reason to object to this proposal.

Lin Ziyi leaned over and asked, "Brother Huatian, do you want me to help you decorate the wooden bed in the wing room into a gold brick bed?"

Yuhuatian: "..."

Yu Huatian: "...No need."

Lin Ziyi clapped her hands on her cheeks, puffed her cheeks and thought for a while, then asked, "Brother Huatian, can you get used to lying on a wooden bed?"

Yu Huatian was helpless, "In your eyes, I am so pampered?"

Lin Ziyi thought for a moment, then shook her head, "I don't think you are pampered. It's just that the bed in Yufu is very comfortable. I think the bed board here must be hard, and you won't be used to it."

Yu Huatian slightly curled his lips, "You don't have to worry about this. After all, I have slept in a bed worse than this for many years."

After they confirmed that the horse ropes were tied, they were about to go to the wing room behind the main hall to rest when they saw a young man in a hurry with his luggage on his back, hurrying towards the ruined temple.

The man kept his head down to avoid the rain, strode into the hall, unloaded his luggage, and patted the rain on his body.

Lin Ziyi looked at him intently, confirmed that he was just a mortal, not a monster, and then asked, "Are you?"

The man was taken aback, as if he had just noticed the three of them, and quickly introduced himself: "Xiaosheng Ning Caichen. Passing by here, there was a sudden heavy rain and there was nowhere to escape, so I had to rush into the temple and offend the three of you. I wonder if the three are the masters of this temple?"

Lin Ziyi: "... Which of the three of us looks like a monk?"

Ning Caichen was a little embarrassed, and waved his hands, "Xiaosheng made a mistake in a moment of impatience. Please don't take offense, the three of you. Xiaosheng went to Beijing to rush for the exam, and it was raining heavily, so he really had nowhere to go. He wanted to stay here. mind?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Why did he come to Beijing to rush for another exam?

Lin Ziyi hesitated and said, "You are too impatient to go to Beijing to take the exam now. The exam will not be held until February next year."

Ning Caichen said with a smile: "Thank you for reminding me, this girl. It's just that I was selected as a candidate in Qiuwei last time, but I missed the opportunity to go to Beijing for the exam due to trivial matters at home. It's really a pity. This time I set off earlier this time. It's a rainy day. By the way, I also want to enjoy the magnificent scenery of Kyoto earlier."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

This is too much to plan ahead, almost a year in advance, how afraid to miss it.

Yan Chixia's eyes lit up when she heard the words, and she said boldly: "There are no owners in these houses, so if you want to live, you can live here. I will go to Beijing to take the exam next year. If you are willing to live, I will have an extra husband." , why not do it."

Ning Caichen waved his hands again and again, "Xiaosheng only has a little bit of literary talent, saying that it's Mr. really offends me. But if there is something you don't understand, just ask me, and I will naturally not shirk."

Yan Chixia embraced Ning Caichen's shoulders, and said with satisfaction: "It's refreshing enough. Let's go, I'll take you to choose a room."

Yan Chixia secretly gave Lin Ziyi a thumbs-up, and said triumphantly, "I'm a little more sure about going to Beijing for the exam."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lin Ziyi: "You pass the Juren exam first, and then go to Beijing to catch the exam."

Yu Huatian originally wanted to take Lin Ziyi to the backyard, but after a few steps, Lin Ziyi stopped suddenly and said to Yu Huatian, "Ah, Brother Huatian, I left something on the carriage. You go to the backyard first, and I'll go there later."

Yu Huatian stopped in his tracks and asked, "The carriage has been pulled into a place where it can be sheltered from wind and rain. The things inside will not get wet. There is no need to go back and get it."

Lin Ziyi shook her head, and said in disapproval, "What if it gets stolen. You have to carry some things with you to be at ease."

"Alright." Yu Huatian compromised, "I'll wait for you here."

Lin Ziyi pushed Yu Huatian's back, smiled and urged: "Brother Huatian, you don't have to wait for me, I'll go back right away. If you see Brother Yan, tell him to clean up my room as well. "

She pretended to pat her shoulder, "The road here is a bit bumpy, and I feel like my skeleton is about to fall apart. I'm so lazy, I don't want to work at all. Brother Huatian, just pretend you don't know my little thoughts, let me Brother Yan, help me do a little more work, and I will feel relaxed."

Yu Huatian didn't doubt that he was there, but said "you" helplessly, and after a few words of instructions, he turned and left the hall.

Lin Ziyi watched Yuhuatian leave, then slowly put away her smiling face, and said coldly to the corner, "How long are you going to hide? Why don't you get out of here quickly."