[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing were imprisoned in this painting, not because of any conspiracy, nor was it intentionally done by others.

It's purely because of excess curiosity and bad luck, as well as the death that accounts for a huge part of it.

They had just solved a troublesome matter that day, and they were drinking leisurely on the roof of the inn, when they saw a Taoist priest in a Taoist robe with a scar on his face, sitting at a small table in the small courtyard of the inn, slowly unfolding a picture scroll. Look carefully under the moonlight.

Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing had seen a lot of calligraphy and paintings of famous people, and today they just wanted to have a drink and nothing else, so the two of them were not interested in it.

It's just that the painting is not ordinary.

Lu Xiaofeng sipped the mellow wine in his glass, glanced at it, and saw the characters in the painting move.

He raised his eyebrows slightly, looked intently, and found that the characters in the painting turned into a woman in red with an umbrella for a while, and turned into a man in luxurious clothes for a while.The characters in the painting are lifelike and exquisite.

"So, Lu Xiaofeng and I planned to sneak in and play with the painting while the Taoist priest was in a hurry to leave the room." Sikong Zhaixing said with a sigh: "I never thought that we just opened the painting scroll and we haven't seen it yet." Seeing something famous, it suddenly appeared in such a strange place."

Lu Xiaofeng straightened his collar and cuffs, and then said, "This place may be a labyrinth set up by an expert who knows Qimen Dunjia, or it may be filled with hallucinogenic drugs. In short, stay here For so long, I couldn't believe what I saw with my own eyes, what was real and what was fake."

Sikong Zhaixing joked with him, "Everything here may be fake, but the woman who throws her arms at you must be real. There is a woman who throws her arms at you, and you hide faster than me .”

Lu Xiaofeng couldn't help laughing bitterly when he heard the words, "I'd rather that was fake. I really can't stand a girl who is too enthusiastic."

The first living person Lu Xiaofeng and Sikong Zaixing saw was not Lin Ziyi and Yuhuatian, but the woman in red dress and holding a red umbrella in the painting.

At that time, they were very confused about this unknown world, and the woman suddenly appeared in their sight.The red umbrella covered half of her face, only revealing her pointed chin, which was even more attractive.

Lu Xiaofeng kept his guard up, and at the same time, with a smile of "never miss a chance to strike up a conversation and ask for information", he approached slowly.

However, before he could utter a single word in his question, he was cut off by the girl's sudden hug.

At first he was a little dazed, not understanding what was going on.But soon, he discovered that the girl's embrace with her arms around his waist was astonishingly powerful, as if she wanted to break his spine.

Sikong Zhaixing walked over slowly, "Sure enough, it's still you, Lu Xiaofeng. Even in this kind of place, there are beautiful girls who throw themselves into your arms."

Lu Xiaofeng frowned tightly, and asked in a low voice: "Girl, what are you doing?"

All she responded to him was a gradually tightening hug.

Lu Xiaofeng was almost strangled by this blow.He luckily used his internal force to shake the girl away, but left three points leeway.

Even so, the girl was also shocked and took a few steps back.However, she only froze for a moment, then continued to rush towards Lu Xiaofeng.As if he didn't intend to stop there.

Lu Xiaofeng shrugged and pointed at his sleeve that was scratched, "She didn't know why she was chasing me all the way, she threw herself on me again, as if she didn't know the pain at all, and I couldn't bear to see it. Later, I really couldn't take care of myself, So I got separated from Sikong Zhaixing."

Sikong Zaixing laughed, "Where's that big red cape you always wear?"

Lu Xiaofeng sighed, "She tore it off when I was escaping. After going out, I have to buy a new one."

After finishing speaking, Lu Xiaofeng seemed to think of something, a little strange, "However, after I saw this Miss Ziyi, she didn't follow her anymore."

Lin Ziyi, who had been listening to their narration of the ins and outs, let out a "huh" and guessed, "It shouldn't be because of me, but because you just happened to enter the dividing point between the two spaces, and she couldn't get out of that space."

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head as if giving up, "This place is very weird, I can't figure it out."

Yuhuatian asked in a low voice, "Do you have any clues?"

Lin Ziyi listed them one by one, "She is not a hallucination, her behavior is a little abnormal, and she is wearing a red dress, and she is in the hands of Xu Benhuai. I have a guess, but I don't know if it is right."

Yu Huatian nodded, "But it doesn't matter."

Lin Ziyi said slowly: "Mr. Xin's daughters all love red clothes. I guess the one in the painting should be Qiniang."

It's what old man Xin said, the careless Qiniang who broke into the underworld for a mortal man with a heartless heart and whose soul was scattered.

It was also the reason why old man Xin chose to cooperate with Xu Benhuai to cheat her goddaughter.

Lin Ziyi and Qiniang have no friendship, and have never even met each other.

When Qiniang was born, Lin Ziyi fell into a 500-year long dream.When Lin Ziyi woke up from her dream, Qiniang's soul had already dissipated.

So she heard all the information about Qiniang from Old Man Xin.

For example, Qiniang is a fox demon with a gentle personality but a tough heart.

For example, Qiniang is in love with a mortal, and she still has no regrets after being let down by him.

For example, Old Man Xin felt that Qiniang was very similar to her, and he always hoped to resonate with her, so he tried his best to find Qiniang.

What Lin Ziyi did back then, Old Man Xin also heard Si Niang mention a few words after she fell asleep.

What exactly happened, old man Xin also has a half-knowledge, but this does not prevent him from figuring out the cause and effect by himself.

Qiniang dared to go to the underworld for the sake of a heartless man, which is tantamount to being stupid.

But Si Niang often sighed, thinking that what Lin Ziyi was about to do was even more stupid than Qiniang.

Lu Xiaofeng patted his abdomen, feeling a bit puzzled, "It's strange to say, I've been here for a few days, and I've been chased by that woman for a long time. I'm not hungry at all, and I don't feel anything else."

Sikong picked up the stars and stroked his stomach after realizing it, "Ah, me too."

Yu Huatian just stood aside and didn't speak. Presumably, he had expected this and made some guesses.

When Sikong Zhaixing talked with Yuhuatian, he was convinced that Yuhuatian knew his title of "King of Stealing King" and Lu Xiaofeng with "four eyebrows", but he still couldn't figure out what Yuhuatian was doing of.

He only felt that Yu Huatian had practiced martial arts, the calmness in his gestures, and the hidden arrogance in his speech all showed that he was not an ordinary person.Maybe he doesn't belong in this arena.

But since Yu Huatian didn't want to reveal his identity, Sikong Zhaixing wasn't interested in forcing him.When we meet each other, we should just treat it as a predestined friend, as for the identity of the other party, it doesn't matter.

Lu Xiaofeng obviously thought the same way.After he heard Yu Huatian's name, he just smiled and exchanged greetings without saying anything else.

Lin Ziyi changed her posture and sat on the ground, pondered for a while, and then said: "I think that time in the painting is static. People will be assimilated and still if they stay in it."

Lu Xiaofeng was puzzled, and moved his arms, "Miss Ziyi, I can't understand what you said. How can people be still? I can still move."

Lin Ziyi hesitated for a while, not knowing what to say, "It's not about the superficial stillness, but the inner body. Feel your chest."

Lu Xiaofeng followed his words.

Lin Ziyi then asked, "Can't you feel the beating of your heart?"

Lu Xiaofeng murmured: "I really can't feel it."

Lin Ziyi: "...you touched the right chest."

Lu Xiaofeng laughed, "Miss Ziyi, your expression is too serious, it makes me nervous."

Lin Ziyi rubbed her face, then turned her head and asked Yu Huatian, "Is your expression better now than before?"

Yu Huatian took a closer look and concluded, "They're all stupid."

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng touched his left chest, only feeling that there was silence there.

Even though the facts were true, Lu Xiaofeng still told Lin Ziyi that he was a little skeptical, thinking that this was really too strange.

Lin Ziyi thought for a moment, then suddenly raised her head and asked Yu Huatian, "Brother Huatian, do you have any knives or daggers?"

Yu Huatian took out the useless hidden weapon he brought in from his bosom, and originally wanted to throw it to her directly, but felt that her clumsy appearance should be unbearable, so he bent down and handed it to her, asking Said: "What are you going to do?"

Lin Ziyi took the hidden weapon, looked at the sharp blade on it, and slashed at her arm without even thinking about it.

Lu Xiaofeng flew over to grip the concealed weapon firmly with two fingers, Lin Ziyi exerted a little strength, but did not move at all.

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, "Miss Ziyi, what are you doing?"

Lin Ziyi was puzzled, "I didn't do anything. I just swiped and let go."

Lu Xiaofeng was helpless, "Then I can't let go."

Lin Ziyi glanced at him, the hand holding the hidden weapon did not move at all, but directly raised her arm and scratched on the exposed sharp blade, cutting a small wound in an instant.

Lin Ziyi gasped in pain, but still said triumphantly, "You must be stupid."

Lu Xiaofeng: "..."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Why are you so angry with me?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head seriously, "I'm not angry with you. I just want you to see it."

She raised her arm, only to see that although there was a wound on it, there was no bloody scene as expected.Even when she lowered her arms, no blood flowed down the meander.

Lin Ziyi explained: "The world in the painting is static. If the outer skin of a person is a picture scroll, then the internal organs or other things inside are considered to be the world in the painting, so they are also static."

Lu Xiaofeng understood Lin Ziyi's intention to scratch her in an instant. Although she understood, she couldn't help but smiled bitterly and said, "As long as Miss Ziyi says something, it's enough to scratch my arm. Why bother to hurt yourself?" It seems that the three of us big men are really useless."

Lin Ziyi blinked, as if she didn't expect to hear this statement, she was a little confused, "But, it will hurt if you scratch it."

Lu Xiaofeng shook his head, smiled and said, "I'm a man, so this pain is nothing. What's more, men should always be used by women. What's more, such a cute girl."

Yu Huatian snorted coldly, "Frivolous."

Lin Ziyi's focus is always different.

She was dazed for a while, but she didn't seem to be moved, she just said to Yu Huatian puzzledly: "Brother Huatian, why do I feel that their speaking style is different from ours. Do people in Jianghu speak in this way?"

Lu Xiaofeng, who came back with the skills at his fingertips and acted as if nothing had happened, said: "..."