[Comprehensive] The contagiousness of Northeastern dialect

Lin Ziyi had to praise how amazing the circles drawn by Monkey King are.

She sat peacefully in the circle, and from time to time stabbed the goblin a few words, which made them jump their feet in anger, but there was nothing they could do.

Tang Seng didn't even bother to chant scriptures. He crossed his legs and watched them childishly yelling, "Come in if you can" and "Come out if you can." He sighed softly, "Amitabha."

The demon in black suddenly sneered, and said to Tang Seng: "The holy monk is not afraid that this demon will be disturbed and kind, and will eat you after we leave?"

Lin Ziyi became upset, "It depends on the appearance of food, don't insult my taste, okay?"

Tang Seng: "..."

The black-clothed demon ignored him, but said to Tang Seng: "The three apprentices of the holy monk are guests in my cave. The holy monk may as well trust me once and get out of this circle. I really need something to ask for this bad plan. "

Tang Seng hesitated when he heard that there was something to ask for, but slowly shook his head and said, "The poor monk can't get out. You can't get out."

The demon asked: "Why can't I get out? Is it because the holy monk refuses to believe me?"

Tang Seng pointed to Lin Ziyi's hand, "This benefactor is holding the poor monk's pants."

Black-clothed demon: "..."

The black-clothed demon was furious, "You monster is too shameless! You actually pulled out your family's pants?!"

Lin Ziyi also became angry, "You still covet the nuns of monks! It's even more shameless!"

Black-clothed demon: "..."

Tang Seng covered his eyes and kept chanting, "Amitabha, Amitabha."

Lin Ziyi wondered, "She covets your breasts, why are you covering your eyes?"

Tang Seng: "...the benefactor don't use this kind of talk again. If you do this again, even if you are pulling the poor monk's pants, the poor monk will be out of the ring."

Lin Ziyi replied obediently, "Oh, forget it. I don't really want to see the scene where you drop your pants and play hooligans."

Tang Seng: "..."

Lin Ziyi turned her head and continued to use the time-delaying tactics to tear up with the black-clothed monster. She pretended to be contemptuous and said, "You don't even dare to say what you want, but you know how to tell such a lie. Look at you."

The black-clothed demon smiled angrily, "Oh, okay. I just want to cut that monk in half, throw one half into the boiling hot water pot to cook and eat, and steam the other half. What can you do? !"

Lin Ziyi held her chin, "Repay the cooking, do you want to season your onion, ginger and garlic?"

Black-clothed demon: "I'll eat it with soy sauce!"

Tang Seng's expression was tangled, "Two benefactors, you..." Don't discuss how to eat him in his presence.

Lin Ziyi interrupted him seriously, "Don't be afraid, Holy Monk, she can't eat you. I will protect you."

Tang Seng: "..."

Tang Seng wanted to cry without tears, covered his face with his hands, and said in a low voice, "Amitabha, sin, sin."

Fortunately, this meaningless verbal dispute didn't last long, and was interrupted by Monkey King who floated over.

Tang Seng was so excited that he held the hand of the Great Sage and repeated over and over again, "Wukong, you are finally back."

Sun Wukong blinked, not knowing what happened, he took a look and said to Lin Ziyi: "...why are you pulling my master's pants?"

Lin Ziyi replied honestly, "I'm afraid that your master will run away. If there is no rope nearby, I will tie him up directly. I think that as a monk, he should be ashamed to face the situation of being a hooligan when he moves, so I dragged him." .”

Tang Seng: "..."

Tang Seng: "... Wukong, she is also a demon. Why do you let me stay with the demon?"

Monkey King smiled helplessly, and said to Tang Seng: "She is a monster, but she is too stupid to harm anyone."

There is no need to say how to solve this incident. In short, when dusk approached, Sun Wukong settled Master and the others in a nearby farm house, and took Lin Ziyi up the hill.

Sun Wukong took out two golden pears from his bosom and threw them to her, "I picked them on the road. Next time, I will remember that the red fruit is too sour, I will not be able to save people after eating it."

Lin Ziyi ate the golden pear, her eyebrows and eyes curved, "It's so sweet."

Sun Wu could not stop jumping to the side of the tree and sat down, looked down at Lin Ziyi, and said, "Where are you going next, little white sable?"

Lin Ziyi thought for a while, "Hmm... I didn't plan it. But after traveling around, it's time to find that scholar."

"Scholar?" Sun Wukong raised his eyebrows and asked, "What do you want to do with a scholar?"

Lin Ziyi said slowly, "I'm going to repay my kindness. That's what Si Niang said in the book."

Sun Wukong said directly: "A cliché."

Lin Ziyi shrugged, and said indifferently: "Anyway, I have to go to the mortal world for a while, so let's find his reincarnation to repay my favor. Or what else, accompany you to learn the scriptures?"

Sun Wukong was silent for a moment, leaning his back against the tree trunk, folded his arms across his chest, and said emotionally, "If you can keep up, I have no objection."

Lin Ziyi looked up in surprise, "Really?"

"Fake." Sun Wukong replied blankly, paused for a moment, and then said, "But Guanyin never said that no demons are allowed to follow. At worst, you can wait outside when you arrive in Tianzhu."

Lin Ziyi was slightly stunned, and shook her head with a smile, "Your master's favorability towards me is almost a few hundred. Besides, I had to eat vegetarian food and pray to Buddha along the way, and I had to endure your master's influence on my aesthetics. I won't go."

Sun Wukong's face was covered by the leaves, and he couldn't see his expression clearly for a moment. He closed his eyes, and after a while he smiled and said: "That's right. Master is enough for me to worry about. If you follow behind, that restless temper Taking the initiative to cause trouble, wouldn't it make me unable to have leisure every day."

Lin Ziyi rolled his eyes at him, "You, Great Sage, acted as if you knew me very well. But you must be wrong, I am smart and obedient, how could I cause trouble."

She thought for a while and said with a smile: "But you are the Monkey King, you are a one-time somersaulter, if anyone bullies me, you must remember to support me. If you dare to touch me, you will shave his face. "

Sun Wukong chuckled and said no more.

The evening breeze was cool, blowing her hair.

Lin Ziyi looked at the Huoshaoyun in the distance, and was stunned for a while before she said slowly: "Speaking of which, I have watched Huoshaoyun for more than 500 years."

Sun Wukong obviously didn't understand her sudden emotion. He lay down firmly on the tree branch and followed Lin Ziyi's line of sight to the sky, muttering, "What's so interesting about this thing?"

For 500 years under the Five Elements Mountain, he looked at the sky every day, but he didn't think he saw anything special.Instead, he was so tired that he went down the mountain and didn't want to look up.

Lin Ziyi stretched out a hand and grabbed at the sky, as if she wanted to get something, "I can't fly, great sage."

Monkey King was taken aback, "What?"

"Great Sage." Lin Ziyi looked at the sky, "I want to touch that cloud."

As soon as the words fell, Sun Wukong drew somersaulting clouds and pulled Lin Ziyi straight into the sky.

Lin Ziyi grabbed Sun Wukong's clothes tightly, her eyes widened, as if extremely horrified.

Sun Wukong took the time to look down at her, "...What kind of strange expression do you have. Didn't you say you want to go to heaven?"

Lin Ziyi looked down in fear, closed her eyes immediately, and stammered, "I'm not prepared yet, who knows you can fly as soon as you say it! And I've lived on land for more than 500 years, this is the first time I have flown , if you use this speed, it’s as terrifying as the eldest brother who doesn’t eat skewers, brags, or eat the garlic peeled by the old mink, okay?”

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong sighed, "How can I remember that you were not so confused 500 years ago."

Lin Ziyi: "...Bite you."

Somersaulting Cloud quickly brought them to the top of the cloud.

Lin Ziyi stood there, with a slight cloud brushing by her hand, with a delicate expression.

Monkey King crossed his hands, propped the back of his head, and asked leisurely, "What's wrong with you?"

Lin Ziyi was frustrated, "Si Niang lied to me. She clearly told me that the cloud is soft and edible. Baiyun tastes like lotus root, Huoshaoyun tastes like pig's feet in sauce, and Wuyun tastes like black sesame. I want to try it."

Sun Wukong: "..."

It doesn't sound good at all, it just feels awful, doesn't it?

Fortunately, Lin Ziyi didn't continue to dwell on these things, she raised her head and asked, "Going up is the heaven."

Monkey King glanced at her, "Want to go up and have a look?"

Lin Ziyi shook her head, "It suddenly occurred to me that Sanniang ascended to immortality some time ago, and now she should be in the immortal class. My father said that I have immortal roots, and if I practice for another two or three hundred years, I might become an immortal."

Sun Wukong sat on the somersault cloud and swayed his legs, dismissively, "What's so good about being immortal. Do you want to become an immortal?"

"I don't think too much about it." Lin Ziyi tilted her head, her face was a little confused, and she replied hesitantly, "Sanniang said that this is not allowed to do this and that is not allowed to do that, it's quite boring. But Cheng Xian seems to have a nice identity. You see, people call me White Sable Demon now, but if I ascend, people will call me White Sable Immortal, which sounds different."

Sun Wukong bent one leg, put his chin on his knee with his hands, and looked at her, "Become a demon or a fairy, you are still a little white sable."

Lin Ziyi thought for a while, then shook her head and denied, "It's a demon and I can't fly. If I become a fairy, I'll be a big white mink that can fly."

Monkey King said leisurely: "Do you know what flying squirrels look like?"

Lin Ziyi: "..."

Looking at the endless distance, Monkey King continued to speak leisurely, "Besides, if you want to fly, I'll just take you."

Memories come to an abrupt end.

Lin Ziyi looked at the scene in the illusion in a daze, as if spring had turned into winter when she wasn't paying attention.

Yu Huatian and Sikong Zhaixing were already used to this kind of transformation. The two of them sat under the plum blossom tree, and on the surface they seemed to be having a very pleasant conversation.

Lin Ziyi wasn't very interested in what they were talking about.

Because she knew that unless Xu Benhuai released them from this space, the possibility of finding an exit from the inside was not very high.What's more, there are only a few mortals here, and a demon who has lost most of his cultivation.

Lin Ziyi suddenly remembered that after Sun Wukong became a Buddha, he stood in the main hall of the heavenly court, watched her kneeling down by the heavenly soldiers, and said to her with a helpless smile: "You want to fly, why don't you tell me, and come by yourself. "

Lin Ziyi rubbed between her brows, not knowing why she remembered this incident again.

She was having a headache when she heard someone shout loudly, "Girl?"

Lin Ziyi was startled, and looked in the direction of the source of the sound, only to see a man dressed in rather awkward clothes smiling at her.His beard looks distinctive, well-trimmed to look a bit like eyebrows.

For a moment, she felt that this appearance matched a certain description in her memory, but she couldn't remember it for a while, so she could only ask hesitantly, "You are?"

The man's eyes were bright, his gestures were very flirtatious, he smiled slightly and said: "Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng with four eyebrows."