[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper
Chapter 80 The Correct Application of Scrambled Eggs
A Miao covered her mouth and smiled meaningfully: "It's really new sauce, isn't that your favorite scrambled egg? Originally, sister, I brought it for everyone to eat together, because I think you must have eaten today. , so I brought a love bento, but I didn’t expect them to wake up just now, and they just said that they were hungry. You also know that my sister and I are such a kind person. How can people who are in trouble not help me? What about him, so I gave them some of yours, I didn't expect them to like it so much, and they didn't stop talking. In the end, I passed out because I was so moved."
Shinpachi: "..." It's definitely not like this, he's sure!
A Miao looked at Shinpachi, who was unresponsive, and sighed: "I'm really sorry, Xinchan, I didn't save your portion, but it doesn't matter, you can eat it when you go home, sister, I saw Xinchan can be so I am very happy that I like the dishes I cook.”
Shinpachi's cold sweat broke out all of a sudden, but fortunately he didn't let it out! !He, he doesn't want to go back and eat those things! !
Kagura sat on Gintoki's back, looking at Shinpachi with regret on his face: "It's Aru, if it wasn't for those people trying to escape, I could see your happy expression when you eat scrambled eggs Lu, what a pity, Lu."
Shinpachi froze in place, with cold sweat streaming down his back, he doesn't like scrambled eggs at all, okay? !But I dare not say it at all!The consequences of speaking out are even more terrifying than eating scrambled eggs! !
Bridge Bean Sacks!Shinpachi looked down at those four people twitching their mouths... Hehehe, he seemed to have heard Kagura say something incredible. Hey!Sure enough, what happened to these people just now!Now he can think of what happened at that time! !
In fact, just as Xinpachi thought in his heart, during the period when he washed his hands, the four people lying dead actually woke up.
Sarutobi opened his eyes and looked at the blurry surroundings and frowned: "Where is this place? I clearly remember that I was having a kiss with Yinsang K!"
The veins on Yinshi's head twitched: "Who would kiss you idiot! Hey! Wake up! Don't make up the bastard yourself!"
Sarutobi jumped up when he heard Yinshi's voice, and rushed towards the voice: "Yin Sang!!"
Seeing Sarutobi Ginshi rushing towards him, he lifted Tooseki's collar and dragged her in front of him as a shield. Unprepared, Sarutobi hugged her tightly, almost out of breath, and when he regained his senses, Toshi Throwing Sarutobi out, he pulled Yinshi up by the collar: "You bastard, are you trying to kill me, the old woman? You almost died just now, bastard! You don't know that I'm an old man and I can't stand it anymore." Are you tossing around?"
Yinshi stared at Dengshi with dead fish eyes: "Ah!? Are you not an old witch? There should be no problem at this level!" Yinshi who had just finished speaking saw Dengshi's face suddenly becoming terrified Shaking, I immediately admitted my mistake: "I'm really sorry, it was Yinsang, I was wrong! So, old woman, please put away your current face! Hey Yinsang, I'm really scared, bastard! It was already scary, but now it's become Isn’t this really here to scare Yinsang me!?? Come and help me, Mama!! qaq”
Toshi felt a little better after hearing Gintoki's apology, but after hearing what happened next, she threw Gintoki out, aiming at Sarutobi who had just been thrown out, "Bastard natural roll, let's go back today Make up all the rent owed to me!!”
Yinshi twitched the corners of his eyes: "Didn't you see that your health is not good at all!? You have the strength to throw Ah Yin and me out, as expected of an old hag!!"
Sarutobi hugged Yinshi's body when he heard the voice: "Hehehe... Yinsang accept my lips quickly."
Gintoki twitched his eyes, pulled Sarutobi off his body, pressed her hard to keep her from moving, turned his head and greeted Kagura, "Kagura-chan, quickly help Yin-san get me a rope."
Kagura saluted: "Understand Aru!"
Taking the rope from Kagura, the two of them worked together to tie up Sarutobi's entire body like a caterpillar.Yinshi wiped the sweat off his brow and sat down on the ground.Yuan Fei's body squirmed back and forth, and it really looked like a caterpillar from a distance. Her face was flushed, and she said shyly: "Does Yinsang want to play bondage with me, Xiao Yuan? What do you think?" Just one sound is enough, I can tie myself up and send it to you, why bother doing it myself."
Gintoki: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻No Road Race!!" After speaking, he found a piece of cloth from somewhere and blocked Sarutobi's mouth. Instead of getting angry, Sarutobi became even more shy. Seeing her stupid face covered her face deeply, enough bastards!
At this time, several other people also woke up, but the new team member and chanter of the Shinsengumi wisely chose to continue to pretend to be dizzy. Kondo blinked his eyes and looked around in confusion: "This where is it!?"
A Miao looked at Kondo with a smile: "Ala, are you awake? Do you remember what happened?"
"Miss A Miao!" Kondo turned his head when he heard the voice and saw A Miao smiling as always. Miss A Miao is gentle, then he recalled it carefully, and found that he seemed to have forgotten something. , "I just remember that I followed you here today, and I don't remember what happened after that, can Miss A Miao tell me?"
A Miao covered her face with a sad look: "It was originally Kanna-chan's funeral today, but your Shinsengumi suddenly rushed in to find the wanted criminal 'Kui' and scared away all the people who came here to attend the ceremony. And it destroyed this place like this! It's really..." A Miao shook her shoulders and didn't finish her sentence.
Kondo looked at A Miao's appearance and was full of guilt. He scratched his head and looked at her embarrassedly: "So that's the case. I'm really sorry, Ms. A Miao. Our team members are too rude. We really choose the maintenance fee here." The group will be contracted, so Miss A Miao, please don't be sad."
A Miao raised a smile on Kondo's face with her back turned, and then she straightened her facial expression, and turned her head to look at Kondo with gratitude: "Thank you so much, gorilla! Then I'll leave it to you! "
Mr. A, the true selection team member who eavesdropped on the conversation between the two, opened his eyes slightly and broke out in a cold sweat after seeing A Miao's expression, "Although he didn't know what happened after he fainted, he was sure that they came in at that time." At that time, the place was already dilapidated, and they definitely didn't make it like this! !Director, don't be fooled! ! , These are all her nonsense! 'Of course Mr. A's mental activity was not conveyed to Kondo.
Kondo patted herself on the chest: "Don't worry!" Then she rubbed her hands coyly: "Well...Miss A Miao, my name is not a gorilla, do you have time this weekend? I have two movies here Tickets, if possible, can you..."
A Miao tilted her head and looked at Kondo with a smile: "What gorilla are you talking about?"
Kondo: "I said I have time to go to the movies together this weekend, how about it." Kondo looked at the opposite person nervously, swallowed, and waited for her reply.
A Miao: "Okay~"
Kondo's eyes lit up, and he looked at A Miao excitedly: "Are you serious, Miss A Miao?"
A Miao nodded, took out a small square box and pushed it in front of Kondo: "I'm sorry to trouble you all the time, this is the love bento I prepared for Xinchan, I'll give it to you, it's my thank you Goodbye."
Kondo touched the box in A Miao's hand, opened the lid and saw the dark ball inside and swallowed, picked up one of them and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing non-stop, did he make a 'click click' sound? , swallowed the last bite in his mouth, Kondo raised the corner of his mouth with a dry smile, and raised his thumb at A Miao, "Hehehe, as expected of Ms. A Miao, it's delicious!" , Mr. A looked sideways at the black residue on his director's mouth and swallowed in fear, so what did you eat, director, hey! ! Mr. A moved his body slowly, trying to sneak out.
A Miao looked at the fallen Kondo and waved to Kanna: "Tie him up, here are two movie tickets, let's go together this weekend."
Kagura: "Is it okay? Didn't the eldest sister agree to the gorilla to accompany him, Alu?"
A Miao nodded, "Big man~ He won't remember what happened after he wakes up, so it's okay."
Kagura: "Then what about the repair costs here, Aru? We don't have that much money, Aru."
A Miao took out her mobile phone and shook it: "Man! I have already recorded in advance, so don't worry about this matter!"
Kagura hugged A Miao happily: "Yo hoo~ That's great, Alu, you really deserve to be the big sister!!"
Mr. A, who was moving his body, shook his body, what the director just ate was really not a good thing for God! !Women are really scary! qaq
A Miao, who noticed Mr. A's movements, gave Kagura a look, Kagura nodded knowingly, picked up a piece of scrambled eggs and walked in front of him.
Mr. A was crawling and saw a foot in front of his eyes. He paused to avoid the foot and continued to crawl, and another different foot appeared. He raised his head and looked up slowly. When he saw the The cold sweat behind the smiling face suddenly drenched your back, he smiled stiffly, since you have been discovered, he just stood up, turned around and thought about walking in another direction, after turning around, he looked at you When a young girl approached him quickly, when he opened his mouth to say something to her, he saw the opposite person rushing towards him with something black in his hand, and just as he was about to get out of the way, he realized that The person was trapped from behind, and he could only watch helplessly as the black thing was stuffed into his mouth. Ten seconds later, Kagura and the two let go, and smiled at the person who fell to the ground clutching his throat, and moved They tied him up and threw him aside. Only then did they remember that there was another person. They hurriedly looked around and found that he was holding a scrambled egg in his hand, and there was residue stuck to the corner of his mouth. Kagura looked at him with dead fish eyes, she Think he already knows what's going on Aru!You must be hungry so you picked it up and ate it, right?Tut tut...
At this time, Yinshi came over with Yuanfei in his hands, threw her to the ground, and felt more and more irritable hearing her "嘿咕咚" voice, bent down and grabbed the scrambled eggs in the man's hand, and pulled Yuanfei down. The cloth on the right stuffed the scrambled eggs into her mouth.When the other party finally didn't move, Gintoki sent his hands away and sat on the ground, finally calmed down.The remaining few people sat down and chatted with Gintoki after they arranged the four of them. This was the scene that Shinpachi saw when he pushed the door at the beginning.
Shinpachi: "..." It's definitely not like this, he's sure!
A Miao looked at Shinpachi, who was unresponsive, and sighed: "I'm really sorry, Xinchan, I didn't save your portion, but it doesn't matter, you can eat it when you go home, sister, I saw Xinchan can be so I am very happy that I like the dishes I cook.”
Shinpachi's cold sweat broke out all of a sudden, but fortunately he didn't let it out! !He, he doesn't want to go back and eat those things! !
Kagura sat on Gintoki's back, looking at Shinpachi with regret on his face: "It's Aru, if it wasn't for those people trying to escape, I could see your happy expression when you eat scrambled eggs Lu, what a pity, Lu."
Shinpachi froze in place, with cold sweat streaming down his back, he doesn't like scrambled eggs at all, okay? !But I dare not say it at all!The consequences of speaking out are even more terrifying than eating scrambled eggs! !
Bridge Bean Sacks!Shinpachi looked down at those four people twitching their mouths... Hehehe, he seemed to have heard Kagura say something incredible. Hey!Sure enough, what happened to these people just now!Now he can think of what happened at that time! !
In fact, just as Xinpachi thought in his heart, during the period when he washed his hands, the four people lying dead actually woke up.
Sarutobi opened his eyes and looked at the blurry surroundings and frowned: "Where is this place? I clearly remember that I was having a kiss with Yinsang K!"
The veins on Yinshi's head twitched: "Who would kiss you idiot! Hey! Wake up! Don't make up the bastard yourself!"
Sarutobi jumped up when he heard Yinshi's voice, and rushed towards the voice: "Yin Sang!!"
Seeing Sarutobi Ginshi rushing towards him, he lifted Tooseki's collar and dragged her in front of him as a shield. Unprepared, Sarutobi hugged her tightly, almost out of breath, and when he regained his senses, Toshi Throwing Sarutobi out, he pulled Yinshi up by the collar: "You bastard, are you trying to kill me, the old woman? You almost died just now, bastard! You don't know that I'm an old man and I can't stand it anymore." Are you tossing around?"
Yinshi stared at Dengshi with dead fish eyes: "Ah!? Are you not an old witch? There should be no problem at this level!" Yinshi who had just finished speaking saw Dengshi's face suddenly becoming terrified Shaking, I immediately admitted my mistake: "I'm really sorry, it was Yinsang, I was wrong! So, old woman, please put away your current face! Hey Yinsang, I'm really scared, bastard! It was already scary, but now it's become Isn’t this really here to scare Yinsang me!?? Come and help me, Mama!! qaq”
Toshi felt a little better after hearing Gintoki's apology, but after hearing what happened next, she threw Gintoki out, aiming at Sarutobi who had just been thrown out, "Bastard natural roll, let's go back today Make up all the rent owed to me!!”
Yinshi twitched the corners of his eyes: "Didn't you see that your health is not good at all!? You have the strength to throw Ah Yin and me out, as expected of an old hag!!"
Sarutobi hugged Yinshi's body when he heard the voice: "Hehehe... Yinsang accept my lips quickly."
Gintoki twitched his eyes, pulled Sarutobi off his body, pressed her hard to keep her from moving, turned his head and greeted Kagura, "Kagura-chan, quickly help Yin-san get me a rope."
Kagura saluted: "Understand Aru!"
Taking the rope from Kagura, the two of them worked together to tie up Sarutobi's entire body like a caterpillar.Yinshi wiped the sweat off his brow and sat down on the ground.Yuan Fei's body squirmed back and forth, and it really looked like a caterpillar from a distance. Her face was flushed, and she said shyly: "Does Yinsang want to play bondage with me, Xiao Yuan? What do you think?" Just one sound is enough, I can tie myself up and send it to you, why bother doing it myself."
Gintoki: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻No Road Race!!" After speaking, he found a piece of cloth from somewhere and blocked Sarutobi's mouth. Instead of getting angry, Sarutobi became even more shy. Seeing her stupid face covered her face deeply, enough bastards!
At this time, several other people also woke up, but the new team member and chanter of the Shinsengumi wisely chose to continue to pretend to be dizzy. Kondo blinked his eyes and looked around in confusion: "This where is it!?"
A Miao looked at Kondo with a smile: "Ala, are you awake? Do you remember what happened?"
"Miss A Miao!" Kondo turned his head when he heard the voice and saw A Miao smiling as always. Miss A Miao is gentle, then he recalled it carefully, and found that he seemed to have forgotten something. , "I just remember that I followed you here today, and I don't remember what happened after that, can Miss A Miao tell me?"
A Miao covered her face with a sad look: "It was originally Kanna-chan's funeral today, but your Shinsengumi suddenly rushed in to find the wanted criminal 'Kui' and scared away all the people who came here to attend the ceremony. And it destroyed this place like this! It's really..." A Miao shook her shoulders and didn't finish her sentence.
Kondo looked at A Miao's appearance and was full of guilt. He scratched his head and looked at her embarrassedly: "So that's the case. I'm really sorry, Ms. A Miao. Our team members are too rude. We really choose the maintenance fee here." The group will be contracted, so Miss A Miao, please don't be sad."
A Miao raised a smile on Kondo's face with her back turned, and then she straightened her facial expression, and turned her head to look at Kondo with gratitude: "Thank you so much, gorilla! Then I'll leave it to you! "
Mr. A, the true selection team member who eavesdropped on the conversation between the two, opened his eyes slightly and broke out in a cold sweat after seeing A Miao's expression, "Although he didn't know what happened after he fainted, he was sure that they came in at that time." At that time, the place was already dilapidated, and they definitely didn't make it like this! !Director, don't be fooled! ! , These are all her nonsense! 'Of course Mr. A's mental activity was not conveyed to Kondo.
Kondo patted herself on the chest: "Don't worry!" Then she rubbed her hands coyly: "Well...Miss A Miao, my name is not a gorilla, do you have time this weekend? I have two movies here Tickets, if possible, can you..."
A Miao tilted her head and looked at Kondo with a smile: "What gorilla are you talking about?"
Kondo: "I said I have time to go to the movies together this weekend, how about it." Kondo looked at the opposite person nervously, swallowed, and waited for her reply.
A Miao: "Okay~"
Kondo's eyes lit up, and he looked at A Miao excitedly: "Are you serious, Miss A Miao?"
A Miao nodded, took out a small square box and pushed it in front of Kondo: "I'm sorry to trouble you all the time, this is the love bento I prepared for Xinchan, I'll give it to you, it's my thank you Goodbye."
Kondo touched the box in A Miao's hand, opened the lid and saw the dark ball inside and swallowed, picked up one of them and stuffed it into his mouth, chewing non-stop, did he make a 'click click' sound? , swallowed the last bite in his mouth, Kondo raised the corner of his mouth with a dry smile, and raised his thumb at A Miao, "Hehehe, as expected of Ms. A Miao, it's delicious!" , Mr. A looked sideways at the black residue on his director's mouth and swallowed in fear, so what did you eat, director, hey! ! Mr. A moved his body slowly, trying to sneak out.
A Miao looked at the fallen Kondo and waved to Kanna: "Tie him up, here are two movie tickets, let's go together this weekend."
Kagura: "Is it okay? Didn't the eldest sister agree to the gorilla to accompany him, Alu?"
A Miao nodded, "Big man~ He won't remember what happened after he wakes up, so it's okay."
Kagura: "Then what about the repair costs here, Aru? We don't have that much money, Aru."
A Miao took out her mobile phone and shook it: "Man! I have already recorded in advance, so don't worry about this matter!"
Kagura hugged A Miao happily: "Yo hoo~ That's great, Alu, you really deserve to be the big sister!!"
Mr. A, who was moving his body, shook his body, what the director just ate was really not a good thing for God! !Women are really scary! qaq
A Miao, who noticed Mr. A's movements, gave Kagura a look, Kagura nodded knowingly, picked up a piece of scrambled eggs and walked in front of him.
Mr. A was crawling and saw a foot in front of his eyes. He paused to avoid the foot and continued to crawl, and another different foot appeared. He raised his head and looked up slowly. When he saw the The cold sweat behind the smiling face suddenly drenched your back, he smiled stiffly, since you have been discovered, he just stood up, turned around and thought about walking in another direction, after turning around, he looked at you When a young girl approached him quickly, when he opened his mouth to say something to her, he saw the opposite person rushing towards him with something black in his hand, and just as he was about to get out of the way, he realized that The person was trapped from behind, and he could only watch helplessly as the black thing was stuffed into his mouth. Ten seconds later, Kagura and the two let go, and smiled at the person who fell to the ground clutching his throat, and moved They tied him up and threw him aside. Only then did they remember that there was another person. They hurriedly looked around and found that he was holding a scrambled egg in his hand, and there was residue stuck to the corner of his mouth. Kagura looked at him with dead fish eyes, she Think he already knows what's going on Aru!You must be hungry so you picked it up and ate it, right?Tut tut...
At this time, Yinshi came over with Yuanfei in his hands, threw her to the ground, and felt more and more irritable hearing her "嘿咕咚" voice, bent down and grabbed the scrambled eggs in the man's hand, and pulled Yuanfei down. The cloth on the right stuffed the scrambled eggs into her mouth.When the other party finally didn't move, Gintoki sent his hands away and sat on the ground, finally calmed down.The remaining few people sat down and chatted with Gintoki after they arranged the four of them. This was the scene that Shinpachi saw when he pushed the door at the beginning.
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