[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Sougo turned his head when he heard the voice, and when he saw the man with long black hair, he quickly picked up his bazooka and pointed it at him: "Kui!! Go to hell!!!!"

Everyone in the Shinsengumi who heard Okita calling Katsura's name picked up their knives and rushed to Okita's side, slowly surrounding him.

Gui Ao hid and looked at Okita angrily, turned around and pulled Elizabeth out of the window behind him: "Damn! There are so many people here, let's go Elizabeth." He took out a cigarette from his arms, Fog and bombs were thrown on the ground, "Shogunate lackeys, one day our patriots will succeed! Hahahahaha~"

Thick white smoke filled the whole room, and when the smoke cleared, everyone in the Shinsengumi was surprised and couldn't see Gui's figure, but they didn't give up chasing him. The knife followed the trace: "Don't run!! I will definitely catch you today!!"

When Okita left, he still didn't forget to say hello to Gintoki: "We still have things to do, so let's go to Danna first, and we will implement the things we discussed just now next week."

Yinshi smiled and shook his hand towards the window: "Okay~"

After the Shinsengumi left, the whole scene fell silent, and the last ones left were the corpses and those who had a good relationship with them, and the rest of them ran away when the Shinsengumi rushed in just now .Xinpachi twitched his lips and looked at the mess, his face full of worry, he turned to look at Yinshi: "This place has been destroyed so much, we have no money to pay for it at all!!"

Yinshi looked at Xinpachi with a serious face: "Don't worry about Xinpachi, he will always find a way!!"

Shinpachi: "What should I do, Silver-san!"

Yin Shi: "We can just run away, just pretend that nothing happened today, do you know?"

Kagura stabbed the 'corpse' on the ground and suddenly interjected: "Silver sauce, what should I do about Aru?"

A vein popped out of Yinshi's head: "You guys are treating Yinsang as a Padoulong, you bastards! Find a way for yourself not to keep asking Yinsang me, hello!"

Kagura stood up and looked at Gintoki with contempt on her face: "Sure enough, you can't have expectations for this natural scroll, Aru, what do you think, big sister?"

Shimura Tae walked up to Kanna, patted her on the shoulder, and looked at the people lying on the ground with unclear meaning: "We have a lot of people who can mortgage here, so don't worry at all, Kagura-chan. "

Kagura raised the corner of her mouth as if she had thought of something: "You are right, Aru! You are indeed a big sister!"

Shinpachi looked at the two people who looked at each other and smiled, shaking his goosebumps, and had the urge to light candles for those people.

Shinpachi intends to ignore what he just felt as an illusion, he pushed his glasses and looked at the crowd: "In short, let's lift them to a cleaner place first." After talking about Shinpachi's general After tidying up around Kanna's coffin, he went to the bathroom to wash his hands.

The rest of the people nodded, and each of them grabbed a person by the collar and put them together. Then they wiped off the sweat that didn't exist on their bodies, sat on the ground and chatted.Shinpachi who just came back from the bathroom opened the door and saw such a harmonious scene. His glasses reflected light, and he quickly closed the door again. What he saw just now was definitely an illusion. Could it be his own glasses? Has the degree increased again? ?Looks like I'm going to have to redo it.Shinpachi opened the door again and walked in, then stopped and twitched his mouth: "Arnold...why did you tie them up!?"

Gintoki looked at Shinpachi helplessly: "Actually, we don't want to, but the perverted Stoka will feel more at ease if he is tied up."

Shinpachi: "Then why are the other two tied up? There are only Kondo-san and Sarutobi-san in Stoka, right? Are the other two innocent?"

Kagura rubbed her stomach that was already screaming, and looked up at Shinpachi: "Because you want to treat Aru equally, you have to tie them together if you want to tie them up, you can't treat Aru differently."

Shinpachi twitched the corners of his mouth, he could understand this, but... "What kind of binding method are you guys doing! What kind of play is it?"

Everyone glanced at each other, then turned to look at the people who were tied up: "Isn't it just ordinary... Fuck! Who tied them up like this!??"

Shinpachi: "Who else is there besides you?"

At this time, Xiaoyu, who had been mopping the floor with a mop, stopped and turned to look at everyone: "According to the data I recorded, this binding method will make the other party feel happy physically and mentally. This is verified by experiments, so please don't worry about them." uncomfortable."

Everyone was silent for a while after listening, and then turned their heads to Yinshi in unison, looking at him with contemptuous eyes.

Yinshi twitched the corner of his mouth, turned his head back and forth and looked at them with a blue vein popping out of his head: "Hey! Why are you looking at Yinsang, you bastard!! Yinsang, I didn't do anything, hey!! Qiao Bean sack! New Baji, Kagura-chan, what kind of eyes do you have! You have to trust Yinsang, you bastard!!"

Kagura threw herself into the arms of A Miao: "The world of the eldest sister is so dirty, Aru."

A Miao patted Kagura's head: "Kagura-chan remember to stay away from that curly hair in the future."

Seeing Kagura nodding her head non-stop, the veins on Yinshi's head also danced happily with the frequency of her nodding: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Bridge bean sack!! Obviously Yinsang, I have nothing Do it well!! Yinsang, I am innocent, so I am so untrustworthy! Look at Yinsang, my upright eyes!"

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Kagura "It's scary, Aru."

A Miao: "It's okay, don't look at Kagura-chan over there."

Gintoki "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Don't ignore me, you bastard!!!" Gintoki turned around again, and then saw Xiaoyu who was standing still, his eyes lit up, and he rushed in front of her , grabbed her by the shoulder: "Xiaoyu, tell them where you recorded the information!! It's definitely not Yinsang, I told you, right!! Tell the truth, Yinsang, I am innocent!"

Granny Dengshi punched Yinshi's head with a fist: "The bastard naturally stays away from Xiaoyu."

Yinshi clutched the bag on his head and squatted on the ground, not to mention how strong the cheating feeling in his heart was, could it be that Yinsang's integrity is really that bad, you bastard! ? ?

Xiaoyu looked at them with her head tilted, and then said: "Actually, when I went to buy engine oil a few days ago, I met an uncle on the road. He gave me a leaflet that said, "108 ways to make you happy physically and mentally." Bundling method". It is said that it looks like the invention of some famous person from China was imported."

Shinpachi twitched his eyes: "Hehe(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻So why is it one hundred and eight!? The one hundred and eight in Outlaws of the Marsh will be researched by one person! Hey! Where are they? Studying the different ways of binding every day, you bastard! How much hatred and hatred are there to be hacked like this! The author will definitely cry! The characters have become a bunch of perverted lovers!!"

Everyone twitched their mouths and listened to Xiaoyu's words, "I followed my uncle into the store and found that many people were tied up in different ways. It turns out that there are really many ways to tie up people. I thought they were kidnapped people. , but judging from the happy expressions on their faces, it can’t be seen that they were forced, so it must be a pleasure to be tied up. I didn’t expect that a rope can play so many tricks.”

Shinpachi: "It's really time to sigh!"

Xiaoyu ignored Xinpachi, and she continued: "I also practiced it there. Uncle said that my skills are very good, and it can't be seen that it is the first time to get started." At this time, Xiaoyu smiled, "I was praised. Very happy, so this really can make others happy!"

Shinpachi "...Don't be happy when you are praised! This is not something to be happy about! So where did you go, you bastard!!"

At this time, Yinshi pinched his waist and raised his smiling face, raised his chin and glanced at them from the corner of his eye, "Uh-huh-huh, I already said that Yin-sang was not the one who did it, now that the truth is revealed, why don't you hurry up and apologize to Yin-sang?" Fools!!"

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Shinpachi twitched the corners of his mouth: "What about the second-year illness!! The painting style is wrong, you bastard!"

Kagura kicked Gintoki down and stepped on his back: "I am Queen Aru of Kabukicho! Call me Queen, bastard!"

Xinba Fuer: "That's enough!!"

Dengshi walked up to Xiaoyu and pressed his shoulder: "Listen up Xiaoyu, quickly delete the data you recorded! Forget all this!!"

Xiaoyu tilted her head in doubt: "Is this the wrong way of binding? It doesn't matter, I have learned many kinds, so let's change to another one." After speaking, he walked to the four people who were still dead, and Xinba caught them in time. Holding Xiaoyu's arm, "It's not a matter of changing the method, hey! Xiaoyu listens to Granny Dengshi, she won't lie to you!!"

Xiaoyu nodded: "Okay. The data is being deleted."

Shinpachi let out a breath and finally relaxed.Today he feels more than twice as tired as usual! !He took a sympathetic look at the four people lying in the corpse, it was really hard for them... Bridge bean sacks, what are they talking about?

Xin Ba pushed his glasses and walked over to several people to have a closer look, rolled over the eyelids of one person, and was silent for a while, "By the way, what did you stuff in their mouths? Hey! You can't even see theirs." The eyes are sharp!! And when you see the black around your mouth, you always feel a chill, what kind of weapon is that, hey!"

Seeing the few people who ignored him, Shinpachi twitched his eyes, they are already like this, can't this group of people let them go?What to do, I suddenly want to light a row of candles for them.