[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Kagura ignored the surrounding chaos, and went straight to Kamui who was sitting on the coffin: "Don't forget to treat me to dinner next time, Aru! That white-haired uncle's family is dying of poverty, and my salary has never been paid, please. If I eat, I will pack him for you and let you beat Alu."

Shenwei smiled harmlessly, looking at the chaotic environment with squinted eyes: "This place is so lively~(^_^) Then it's settled, next time I invite you to dinner, you must tie the white-haired warrior to me." Come on! Our partner seems to be an acquaintance with him~ I really hope how the two will behave when they meet."

Kagura picked her nose: "Whatever you want, as long as you have something to eat, you can be a man!" Then Kagura straightened her face and looked up at Kamui: "Stupid Oni-chan, have you informed Dad about this? I have sent him a letter, but he seems to be on a mission on some planet now, and I don’t know when he will receive the news, Aru.”

Kamui tilted his head, jumped out of the coffin and walked outside with the umbrella in his hand: "Sana~(^_^) I haven't contacted the old man for a long time, it's better to say that I want to kill him, kill the famous man in the universe Umibozu gets excited just thinking about it."

Kagura waved his hands at the people who walked out with his dead fish eyes open: "Don't think about it, Aru, you still can't beat Daddy, and it was just your luck that you were able to cut off one of his arms, Aru."

Not long after Shenwei's figure disappeared, the window next to him was opened, and a man with long black hair rolled in from the outside, followed by an unknown creature with a duck mouth.

Gui walked up to Kagura and saluted: "Captain! I'm late!"

Kagura saluted back: "Relax! I'm a little late, wig officer."

Gui: "It's not a wig, it's Gui!! Cough, because the soba noodles are made too slowly, and Elizabeth has a cat's tongue, so the time is already late after we finish eating! But we chose a shortcut!"

Kagura squeezed her chin and nodded: "I see! Wig officer, did you bring soba noodles to the captain!?"

Gui: "It's not a wig, it's Gui! Of course I packed a copy for the captain!" After speaking, he took out a large bowl from somewhere and handed it to Kagura.

Kagura took it and looked down at the leftovers, not to mention the noodles, the bowl that didn't even have soup, and threw it to the ground viciously. She pulled Gui by the collar and lifted him up: "Asshole !There is nothing in there, Aru!! Are you kidding me! Do you think I am the captain!??"

Gui looked at the bowl on the ground with his body empty, turned his head and said to Kagura seriously: "I really bought the captain!! It may be because the road is too far and I walked on the roof, so it may all be spilled out! Captain, you have to trust me! Hey~Elizabeth!"

Elizabeth showed Kagura a sign saying "Yes!please believe us! 』

Kagura was quiet for a while, and swung Gui up with a few crossroads on his head. After a few laps, he let go of his hand, watching Gui hit Elizabeth, and spit out in a straight line. Spit: "(′Д`) Tsk! Think I'm an idiot, bastard wig!! You and Elizabeth wipe your mouth clean before talking, hey!"

Gui, who fell on Elizabeth, is now a star for money because of Kagura's actions just now. He stretched out his thumb against the circle of eyes: "Hehehehe~ You are indeed the captain! You are really careful in observing!"

Shinpachi twitched his eyes, so this is an admission that their soba noodles are what they eat! ?

Elizabeth, who was under him, twitched her hairy legs and pushed Gui "Mr. Gui!"You are about to crush me to death! ! 』

Of course, Gui in front couldn't notice Elizabeth's sign behind him, so he still lay on him.A crossroad appeared on the head of the dying Elizabeth's puppet, and she reached out to grab Gui's body and threw him flying.Elizabeth's eyes flashed red, she patted her body, stood up, spit, and staggered away.

The wig that was thrown to the side raised his head, facing the two bloodstains under his nose, and stretched out his trembling hands to the white back: "I, Elizabeth!!"

Kagura twitched the corners of her mouth, staring at Elizabeth, who suddenly became ferocious, with dead fish eyes, walked to sit beside her.So why come to her, Aru! ?But just in time, she should teach them a good lesson about how the two of them cheated on her.

Kagura woke up Dingharu, who had been sleeping in the corner, and pointed at Elizabeth: "Dingharu! Come on!!"

Dingchun raised his head and looked at Le, then lay down listlessly.Kagura stared at it for a while and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Dingchun, if you do as I say, I will take you to the park for a walk, Aru, maybe you can meet Lisa-chan~【Lisa-chan It’s a white bitch=￣w￣=]”

"Wow~Wow!" Dingchun raised his head immediately after hearing this, raised his paws and made a movement similar to saluting, looking at Shenwu with eyes, not at all the sluggish look just now, the whole dog looked I have more energy.Then it quickly jumped on Elizabeth's body, sat on its lower body with its huge butt, raised its paws and hit Elizabeth's head one after another.

Kagura opened his dead fish eyes, picked his nostrils and looked at Dingchun: "Huh, as long as it is a male, there is no good thing Aru! But it will be fine if the result is good, Dingchun is working harder, then I will take you for a week Go for a walk in the park, Aru!"

Hearing Kagura's words, Dingchun's eyes flashed with stars, and then he stared fiercely at Elizabeth below him, raised his paw and beat it harder, blood splashed all over the ground, one can imagine what happened to Elizabeth below. What a miserable state it is.Elizabeth held up a sign covered in blood, "Help, help!"Mr. Gui! 』, Dingchun slapped the sign aside, and continued to beat Elizabeth.It turns out that the battle between pets can be so bloody!

Gui looked at the blood-stained Elizabeth, who was full of unwillingness: "Hurry up and fight back, Elizabeth!! As a warrior, you can't just sit and wait for death! You have experienced so much with me, and you must have accumulated a lot of experience! Believe in yourself, you can definitely do it!" of!"

Elizabeth: "t^t Mr. Gui! !What you and I have learned to do more is to run away! ! 』

Seeing the words on the sign held by Elizabeth, Gui made a serious expression: "That is not an escape, but a strategic retreat! This is a last resort! In order for our cause of fighting barbarians to grow stronger, a temporary retreat is necessary! This is called raising Recharge your batteries! Sometimes temporary patience is necessary!"

Elizabeth: "Temporary forbearance is necessary... It seems very reasonable! 』

Dingchun's paw slapped Elizabeth's sign again, and his eyes shot fiercely at Elizabeth, who was still able to respond.Everyone around looked at all this with wide-eyed eyes, did they see something incredible! ! ! ? ?

Yinshi rolled his eyes and looked at the bloody scene over there: "Dingchun has already learned from that violent girl! Who really raised him like who?!! Is such a bloody scene really a real man!? The program team won't Ban us, bastard! By the way, Elizabeth’s blood volume is really high! If this continues, she will die soon!? It’s just that Kanna’s going to the Western Paradise to learn Buddhist scriptures is only one sitting away, so it’s decided to be him!”

Shinpachi twitched the corners of his eyes and complained: "There are not enough people to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

Yinshi picked at his ears, blew off the earwax on his fingers, and pointed at the chanting monk: "The number of people is already enough! Isn't Monk Sha the one you dealt with? Look, isn't he still there?" Lying there?"

Gintoki pointed to Sarutobi who had just been dealt with under the quilt: "This pig girl is the second one!" Then Gintoki turned his head to the messy place where the floor was destroyed: "Ah→_→Although there are no monkeys, But the same goes for the orangutan!? The gorilla is about the same as the monkey? Well, it’s decided! He’s the Goku!”

Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth, Yinsang's description seemed to be really appropriate, but... "They haven't died yet, okay!? They're just in a coma for a while, okay! How much do you want this place to become a crime scene?" On the scene, bastard!"

Yinshi looked at Xinpachi with an expression of 'I'm a good person': "Aren't I afraid that Shen Wu will be lonely on the road? I think she won't mind going to a few more people to accompany her! Of course, as long as you don't come to Yin Just let me do it!"

Shinpachi twitched at Gintoki's face: "It turns out that after such a long speech, the main point you want to say is the last sentence, you bastard!!"

Gintoki was blown away by the huge force, and rolled face to face in front of the wig, raised his head and put the huge handprints on his face and roared at Shinpachi: "How much resentment do you have for Gin-san and my face? Hey! I know I You have such a handsome face that a supporting role like you can’t compare to! Because of this, you have to love Eun-san’s handsome face even more, bastard!!!”

Shinpachi glanced sideways at Gintoki on the ground, spat, turned and ignored him, and watched Dingchun's unilateral beating intently.

At this time, the unbearable Elizabeth held up the sign【It hurts!If you don't stop, I won't be polite, you bastard! ! 】

Dingchun paused his paws, tilted his huge head, and opened his mouth to crush the template.Elizabeth opened her mouth, and a black muzzle protruded from it, and fired at Dingchun.

When Dingchun saw the muzzle of the gun, he jumped back a step, but the fur on his body was still swept away.Elizabeth stood up, the muzzle of the gun in her mouth was still pointing at Dingchun, she fired a few shots at it continuously with a dignified breath all over her body.At this time, the people attending the funeral ceremony had long been running and hiding, and the whole scene was extremely chaotic.At this time, Gui, who had already got up, ran behind Elizabeth and hugged him tightly: "Stop Elizabeth! I don't remember ever teaching you to do this!"

Elizabeth struggled, and found that Gui's hands were tightly tied to him like iron hoops, making him unable to move at all. 【Let go, Mr. Gui. 】

Gui used more strength to restrain Elizabeth: "No, I can't let you go."

The veins on Elizabeth's puppet's head twitched, and it gave Gui a back elbow. After he fell on his back, he held up a sign and raised his foot to step on him [Bearing you for a long time! 】