[Pseudo Comprehensive Manga] Anecdote of the Net King of the Bad-skinned Female Han Paper

Yinshi looked at the black clump of veins that continued to approach him and jumped: "Hey, did you hear that? Miss Kayako!? Miss Kayako, please put down the butcher knife! Yinsang, I really don't like you!!. ....Bastard!! Did you listen to Yin-sang and me? Hey!!"

Sarutobi: "Hey hey hey hey..."

Yinshi: "Miss Gayako, are you an idiot? Hey! It's already scary, so don't add other attributes, okay!? Yinsang, my nickname before was a ghoul! Seeing that we all Let Yin-sang off for the sake of 'ghosts'! Compared to cold unknown creatures, Yin-sang really prefers warm and soft women!!" Yin Shi looked at the 'Ga Coconut' who didn't listen to him and kept going. I approached him all the time, feeling a little cold in my heart, don't! !Could it be that Yinsang's virginity is going to be thrown on this thing! ?No matter who you are, hurry up and save me, you bastard!

Yinshi suddenly smelled a foul smell and sniffed back and forth: "It stinks!! Why is it so smelly, hey!" Slowly, Yinshi fixed his eyes on 'Ga Coconut' in front of him, and leaned over After smelling it, I immediately turned my head to the side and retched, "Ouch... vomit... stop now, or I'll be rude to you!! How long has it been since you brushed your teeth, bastard !Even if you are a ghost, you should keep your hygiene well!! Hey, you still want to get close to Yinsang with such bad breath!?? You have to be ashamed to be a ghost! Don’t your companions laugh at you? Bad breath, hello!" After finishing speaking, Yinshi felt that something fluffy had passed the back of his neck, he twitched the corner of his mouth and looked at the ball in front of him, but she didn't move, which proved that there was something behind him .

...and what else...

Nima(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Have all the ghosts come here for a meeting today? Hey! Why did you come to his side, you bastard! So many people down there who can't find anyone?

When Sarutobi saw the thing behind Yinshi's neck, he immediately took out his shuriken and threw it over there, saying in a rough voice, "Don't hinder me!!"

"Meow!!!!!!!" The frightened cat immediately ran away, Gintoki twitched his eyes, "Is that your son!? Definitely your son, Toshio-kun, hey!! It's really good to treat him like this What!?"

Sarutobi looked at the cat that ran away and resumed its movement and approached Yinshi's face, "Wait for me, Yinsang's red lips, this time there is nothing to stop us, we can love each other soon!"oops!So shy. '

Yinshi saw that if he didn't struggle, his chastity (??) would definitely be lost here today, so he immediately supported the ceiling with both hands, raised his feet and kicked on the ceiling, and pulled out his head with all his strength. come out.A big hole was broken in the ceiling, which shows how much strength he used.

And Yin Shibian, who finally saw the light again, fell down and wiped the cold sweat on his head. After landing, he immediately ran to the bottom of the altar, trembling all over his body: "I'm not afraid of Yinsang! Yinsang, I'm definitely not afraid of ghosts." !"

"Boom" Shortly after the silver hour fell, another woman with purple hair and glasses fell from it.Originally, Sarutobi was about to touch Yinsang's lips, so he knelt on the ceiling and leaned forward. He didn't expect that Yinshi would escape at the last second, and even made the ceiling fall out. A huge hole, so he fell too.

Sarutobi, who fell to the ground, unfortunately lost her glasses. She knelt on the ground and fumbled back and forth: "Glasses, glasses, glasses fell there..."

Shinpachi looked at the people on the ground in surprise: "Sarutobi-san, how did you come from above!?"

Hearing the voice, Sarutobi immediately sat up straight and straightened his face: "Of course I came to participate in the ceremony of Kanna, and we have a good relationship after all. I didn't come to follow Yinsang! Hmph"

Shinpachi twitched the corner of his mouth, "Who are you talking to? Hey! Sarutobi-san, I'm here! And the last sentence is the purpose of your coming here! I've already seen the bastard!!"

Yuan Fei immediately turned his head: "Hmph, since you saw through it, I won't hide it anymore, that's right! I came after Yinsang, and I was about to get it just now! Damn, doesn't God support me! ? I am sincere to Yinsang!"

Several red hash marks appeared on Shinpachi's head: "I told you I'm here, hey! Originally, this setting was pretty cute, but if you use it too much, it will be noisy, okay!?"

Sarutobi ignored Shinpachi, she put her hands to her mouth: "Yin-san~ Where are you!? Little monkey, I'm here~ Hurry up, let's do what we didn't finish just now!!"

Shinpachi: "(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Don't ignore me, bastard!!!"

Yin Shi, who was squatting under the altar trembling, had veins popping out one after another when he heard the voice. Now he finally knew that it was not a Gayako just now, but the perverted idiot Stoka! !He crawled out and quickly rushed to Sarutobi who was shouting, grabbed his collar and shook it back and forth: "Damn it! Do you know how scared Yin-sang I was just now, bastard, you are really a perverted Stoka!! !"

Sarutobi didn't struggle when he heard Yinshi's voice, he laughed loudly: "Ahahaha~ What kind of play does Yinsang want to play? Tell me, I will try my best to satisfy you." Then he took out the rope from behind, Chains, candles, and a series of things "Look at Yinsang, I carry them all the time, how are you satisfied!? Do you want me to tie myself up first?"

Yinshi stared dumbfounded at the things Sarutobi took out, stopped his own shaking, but did not let go of his hand: "Sacks of bridge beans! Where did you take them out! Tinkerbell, hello?" !? What do you think you are doing with them all the time!? You are a perverted Stoka, and now you take out these things to brush Yinsang’s lower limit? You bastard!! Even if Yinsang wants to use these items A pervert that will definitely not be used on you!"

Yuan Fei held his heart, and the corners of his eyes were slightly moist: "Oh, Yinsang, how can you say that about me! Xiao Yuan, I am so sad, but my heart beats faster when I hear this kind of words, this is love. Whip!? Yinsang, please insult me ​​even more severely! I can stand it, Sa! Let go of your courage!"

Yinshi forced his face to look at the red-faced moron girl in front of him: "Yin-sang, I don't love you! You bastard who shakes me!!! And your mouth stinks, how long has it been since you brushed your teeth! "

Sarutobi: "Oh~ I just like Yinsang's sharp language! In fact, I came here after eating natto! I still have it here." After speaking, Sarutobi took out natto from somewhere, and Stirring in it constantly, slowly the smell of Natto diffused out: "Yin Sang, look, we also want to become such a sticky existence like natto, the thread of natto is pulling What about the two of us! This is fate!"

The veins on Yinshi's head twitched, and he grabbed Yuan Fei by the collar and threw her out: "That's why you said it stinks! Stop it! Who wants to have a sticky relationship with you pervert, bastard !! Don't make decisions for Yin-san without authorization! And the thought of being entangled with the sticky string of natto is scary! Are you threatening me? You are definitely threatening Yin-san, hey! !"

Shinpachi twitched the corners of his eyes and dragged his tired body to A Miao and sat down next to him: "Sister, I'm so tired. Look, they look a little bit like they are going to participate in the ceremony! It's already too late if we don't demolish this place." Not bad!"

A Miao smiled and touched Xinpachi's head: "Xinjiang, in fact, Yinsang is not easy. Being followed by a perverted stalker is not a good thing. Sister, I know this best, so don't blame him. Oh (^-^)"

Shinpachi started to look at A Miao with a bright smile on his face: "Sister..."

Before Shinpachi could finish his words, a voice suddenly came from under the floor where the two of them were sitting: "Miss A Miao also met a perverted stalker? Don't be afraid of Ms. A Miao, I am Kondo Hoon I will be by your side to protect you all day long! So please, Ms. A Miao, leave everything to me with confidence!!"

Shinpachi's face turned cold, and he stood up expressionlessly. A Miao, who was next to him with a smile on his face, also stood up, pressing his knuckles with both hands.Smash the floor through with one punch "Die Gorilla!!"

Kondo Hsun, who was below, dodged sideways, looked at the fists close at hand, swallowed, and sweated all over his head: "Ahahaha, Miss A Miao, although your skills are very good, but what methods will the perverted stalker use?" None of us know, so it's better to have a man by our side at this time!"

Shinpachi: "That perverted stalker is you, bastard!! It's useless even if we call the police! Aren't you the boss of the police?!"

A Miao pulled out her hand, and spit from the side of her head: "Tsk, what a pity!" Then she straightened up, and with a bloodthirsty smile, she slammed towards the place next to her.The people who were sitting next to them had already stepped aside, staring dumbfoundedly at the smiling, gentle woman who suddenly transformed into a Godzilla beast.Looking at the almost destroyed floor, and looking at the wood slag falling from the ceiling from time to time, I twitched the corners of my eyes, so they came here to cause damage, right?

Kondo Hsun crawled out from the smashed floor, and shook his hand at A Miao: "Miss A Miao, calm down, let's sit down and discuss the issue of stalkers! I, Kondo Hsun, will definitely protect you! "

A Miao stopped her hand and walked slowly in front of Kondo: "Ala, thank you so much, gorilla!"

Kondo scratched his hair: "Ahahahaha, it's my honor to be able to serve Miss A Miao! And I'm not a gorilla, I'm your Xun, Miss A Miao!"

A Miao approached Kondo with a smile, and quickly stretched out her fist to hit him in the face, smashing Kondo's entire head in: "Go to hell! Perverted Stoka!!" Then watched the unconscious man pull out his Mobile phone: "Hello! Is it the Animal Supervision Bureau? A wild gorilla appeared here, and it is now in a coma. Please come and shoot it as soon as possible, thank you." After speaking, he hung up the phone and left the place.

Shinpachi pushed down his glasses, stepped on Kondo's body and followed A Miao to the place of Grandma Toshi. As for the gorilla lying unconscious on the ground, he didn't know it!