After adopting paranoid gods

Ji Tang: "???"

Shocked my whole family.

He never thought that there are so many tricks in being a panda breeder.

He thought it would be better for him to calm down by stroking the panda.He didn't dare to get close to the giant panda, so he could only pet the panda cubs.But before he could lick it, groups of panda cubs gathered around Ji Tang's legs, spreading their chubby and furry paws, wanting to hug them.

The staff laughed: "They may have taken you as a female panda."

Ji Tang: "...??"

Ji Tang: "This...how does the panda recognize gender?"

Staff: "Generally speaking, it depends on smell. Of course we humans don't have smell, they can only rely on intuition. In their eyes, the one with milder temperament is the female panda, and the one with bad temper is the male panda."

Ji Tang turned her head and looked at the ghosts——

Although they were all wearing panda costumes, none of them were surrounded by panda cubs. Obviously, the pandas all thought they were male pandas.Only quarter sugar is female.

Ji Tang was silent for a moment, bent down silently, and hugged these furry silently.

The panda cubs love Ji Tang very much, and they will find a place to drink milk in Ji Tang's arms.Moreover, Ji Tang never expected that the panda costume was actually decorated with female panda cats and cats. They were made of plastic pacifiers, and the bite was no different from real ones, and there were six of them! !Neatly lined up in front of Ji Tang's chest!

So the panda cubs held in Ji Tang's arms were all sucking each other, and the little milk sound hummed.Ji Tang's cheeks were flushed, as if he was really sucked, he sighed lightly, a little helpless, and let them suck him.

They sucked for a long time, and seemed to find that they couldn't suck anything, so they stopped slowly, and Ji Tang was able to put them down.

He subconsciously looked for his panda cub, but he couldn't find him.

After a while, he realized that the other party was sleeping on the bamboo forest.It slept soundly, curled up limply, and looked like a glutinous rice ball.

The corners of Ji Tang's lips raised slightly.

It might be more used to staying in this kind of place.

Ji Tang spent the whole morning playing with the pandas in the bamboo forest, and didn't go out until the meal was over, and asked the staff to help him take off the panda costume.After taking off the panda suit, he shook his body and rubbed his shoulders, feeling relieved.

There is a place for picnics in the Panda Pavilion. There are some small tables and chairs on both sides of the glass path, so you can watch the pandas while eating.

Ji Tang laid out the food he brought one by one, and then the ghosts came to eat.

The ghosts also took off their panda suits, and regained their handsome and tall appearance, no longer just giant fat pandamen.

Ji Tang saw several ghosts poking the phone, he frowned, picked up the phone and looked at Xiaoqun.

[Ye Chuanyuan: Haha, did you see it?Just now Tangtang was sucked on her nipple! 】

[He Zhiye: Ming people don't speak dark words, I also want to be a panda cub in Tangtang's arms. 】

【Qin Ye: I think so too. 】

【Qin Yang: Add one】

【Pei Baizhou: Can you stop making such dirty jokes and ruin the atmosphere. 】

【Fu Linshan: Exactly. 】

[Ye Chuanyuan:? ?What, can the two 90-[-]-year-old men above turn off the microphone? 】

Ji Tang: "..."

He's used to it, used to it.

Ji Tang silently comforted herself.

Ji Tang put away her mobile phone and interrupted them to play on the mobile phone: "Come over for lunch."

He made a lot of snacks for a picnic, such as egg and ham sandwiches, fruit salad, sushi, juice, and panda buns... He carefully put the food on the plate and distributed it to the ghosts.

The ghosts put down their phones politely and started to eat lunch.

They have all kinds of intrigues behind the scenes, but they are surprisingly harmonious in front of Ji Tang.Fu Linshan took a bite of the sandwich. The fried egg, salad, and ham were wrapped in the soft and glutinous bread. He bit into his mouth together. It tasted delicious: "It tastes good."

Ye Chuanyuan, who called Fu Linshan an old man a minute ago, also nodded in agreement: "Fu Linshan is right, it tastes much better than those in my cafeteria."

Ji Tang pulled the corners of her mouth and smiled awkwardly.

The snacks were quickly eaten by the ghosts.The staff also gave free rice in bamboo tubes. The steamed white, soft and glutinous rice is served with sausages, lean meat, and vegetable leaves, and then cooked in bamboo tubes. The aroma of bamboo permeates the food. It is very delicious. After eating There is also bamboo leaf tea to drink.

Ji Tang played in the panda house for a day, and when it was close to the time of retreat, he reluctantly left with the cub in his arms.

Before leaving, he glanced at the Panda House—as expected, those pandas returned to their cages voluntarily, and they even rolled down the gate to close the cages in a very skillful manner.

Ji Tang seemed to be able to hear their soft voices—"The business is closed, the business is closed, and tickets are not sold. Come back tomorrow."

Ji Tang: "..."

When they left the zoo, the director also came out to see them off.The director is a very kind middle-aged uncle. He rubbed his hands and asked Yin Lang, "Can I take a photo with you? I want to hang it in the director's office..."

So many great people came to visit his zoo together, but it happened once in a hundred years.

Yin Lang nodded.

The head of the garden quickly called the photographers who had been prepared earlier, and then asked the ghosts and Ji Tang to set up their positions and took a photo of them.Ji Tang stood in the middle as a matter of course, Yin Lang stood on his right and put his arms around his waist.

The whole photo was taken in a calm and peaceful way, and the ghosts are also very good.

But when the photographer left, Ji Tang felt his phone vibrate constantly.

The small group exploded.

Pei Baizhou: [I can't help but smell the fragrance, that Yin Lang really never misses a chance to eat Tangtang Tofu. 】

Ye Chuanyuan: [Exactly. 】

He Zhiye: [I stood back specially, and Yin Lang stood in front again, his face must look bigger than mine, oh, and Fu Linshan standing next to Ji Tang, his face would definitely look bigger. 】

Fu Linshan: [? ? ?Did you say that your face looks smaller than Tangtang? ? 】

He Zhiye: [?Old man Fu, how dare you say that your face is smaller than mine? 】

Fu Linshan: [Go away, He Xijing.Don't think I can't see that when Tangtang fell down in a panda suit, you were the one who picked him up.You also framed Yin Lang, dramatist. 】

Ye Chuanyuan: [? ? ?Um?He Zhiye lied to us? ? 】

Qin Ye: [? ? ?He Zhiye, what's the matter with you? 】

Ji Tang could figure out with his nose that they would definitely quarrel again, so he simply ignored the group and blocked the group's news.

He didn't expect the ghosts to take so much fun even taking a photo.

Ji Tang slept in Yin Lang's car for a while, then returned to the villa.

The panda cub also had a great time playing this day, but was also very tired, and fell asleep in Ji Tang's arms as soon as he got in the car.The little dinosaur was also sitting in the back seat of the car, and fell asleep on the side, letting the soft scarf hang down on the ground.

While parking the car, Yin Lang said casually, "It shouldn't regard Panda Mantou as its own kind anymore."

The panda cub moved and buried itself in Ji Tang's body.Ji Tang was taken aback, realizing what it was trying to do.

It regards itself as a female panda and wants to find milk to drink.

Ji Tang: "..."

He was silent for a while, and said to Yin Lang: "Tomorrow I will go to the supermarket to buy a pacifier for the panda."

Yin Lang also sensed what the panda was going to do, but he nodded without saying a word.

After Ji Tang got out of the car and went back to the bedroom, he took a shower, drank a cup of hot milk, and went to bed properly.

Yin Lang also crawled into his bed, wanting to sleep with him.After all, he has been forced to sleep on the sofa since he bullied Ji Tang last week.The sofa couldn't hold his body at all, and his calves and feet had to be exposed outside, which was really desolate.

He is still used to Ji Tang's warm and soft blanket, and he is also used to sleeping with Ji Tang beside him.

Facing Yin Lang's initiative to warm the bed, Ji Tang didn't say anything, turned off the lights, and went to sleep.But in the dark, Yin Lang hugged him into his arms, Ji Tang was taken aback by the hot and generous embrace, and he struggled slightly: "I don't like being hugged to sleep..."

It made him feel like he was being squashed.

Yin Lang didn't let him go, but hugged him even tighter.Yin Lang bit the boy's red and soft earlobe lightly, and said in a hoarse voice, "You look so cute in a panda costume."

Ji Tang stared at his deep blue eyes, a little dazed.

Is the clumsy and big look sure cute...? ?

Yin Lang thought for a while: "But something is missing."

Ji Tang: "What's missing?"

Yin Lang: "The appearance of eating bamboo may be cuter."

Ji Tang looked at Yin Lang with silly eyes: "But I can't eat bamboo."

Yin Lang clasped Ji Tang's hand behind his back, and said with a smile, "But you can use other places to eat."

No one spoke in the small group tonight, and it was extremely harmonious.

[Panda chapter extra / end]