After adopting paranoid gods

early spring.The morning sun shines through the floor-to-ceiling windows, covering the bed by the window with a layer of warm light.The bulging quilt on the bed moved, Ji Tang slowly got out of the quilt, he sat up and rubbed his soft fluffy hair

Yin Lang, who was sleeping next to him, had already gone to work.

After Ji Tang washed up, she was about to make breakfast.But it was found that Yin Lang had already prepared breakfast for him, which was a bowl of egg porridge and a cup of hot soybean milk.

The egg porridge is soft and rotten, and the golden egg flower is soaked in the porridge juice.

Although Yin Lang's cooking skills are terrible, after several years of being together with Ji Tang, it's no problem to cook some simple side dishes and feed them to each other.

Ji Tang finished her breakfast slowly, then picked up the water bottle, ready to water the little flowers and grass outside the yard.His life is very simple, he just reads books and drinks tea every day, prepares dinner at night and waits for Yin Lang to go home, and releases a horror video or takes in new ghosts when he has free time.

He opened the door and suddenly bumped into a generous chest. He raised his head and saw a familiar man: "Yin Lang, why are you back?"

The man was wearing a black suit, and his arms were full of the light fragrance of men's perfume, mixed with some milky flavors belonging to quarterly sugar.Ji Tang noticed that he was carrying a big bag, and asked curiously: "Yin Lang, what's in the bag...?"

The black leather bag moved, the mouth of the bag was stretched open, and a small round thing slowly emerged from it.But when Ji Tang saw the small animal that got out, he couldn't help but froze.

For a moment, he thought he was wrong, rubbed his eyes, narrowed them, and looked carefully: "Panda...?"

The little thing that got out of the bag was a black and white furry animal. It was still a cub, very small. It was pulling the edge of the bag with two furry black front paws, and its round ears were trembling. .

Ji Tang's heart tightened, and he pulled up the corner of Yin Lang's clothes: "Is this a national treasure? Did you buy it with money?"

Although Yin Lang has money, he can't use it for these things.

The man chuckled and shook his head: "Do you still remember a containment task released by the Ghost Asylum last time? You were sick at that time, so you didn't complete it..."

Last time, the Li Gui Shelter APP provided information about a new Li Gui, which is an animal Li Gui, in a large mountain forest in Sichuan.

Ji Tang originally wanted to look for him, but he had a fever, so he didn't go.After he recovered from his illness, he still went to look for the animal Li Gui, but he couldn't find it, which made him wonder for a long time.

Ji Tang thought for a moment, then nodded her head.

"Recently, I have been sending Longlong to look for that ghost." Yin Lang shook the bag in his hand: "Now I found it, it is a panda cub."

Ji Tang: "..."

Ji Tang: "??"

His asylum really has it all.

This time also received a national treasure——

He lowered his head and looked at the panda cub in the bag.Its paws kept pawing at the edge of the bag, and the last one was careless, and the whole furry rolled down from the edge of the bag and spread out on the grass on the ground.It has short limbs and is waving in mid-air, trying to stand up.

The golden sunlight shone on its body, coating the black and white fluff with a layer of warm golden light.

Ji Tang picked it up carefully.

It is now in the state of a ghost, very light, and its fluff is like light feathers, sweeping over Ji Tang's skin, soft.It seemed to be very afraid of people, and it kept drilling out.

Ji Tang had no choice but to put it on the grass first.

The red panda immediately shrank into a small ball, with white fluff on one side and black on the other, with a small round black tail sticking out in the middle.

Yin Lang: "It was a wild giant panda before it was alive, so it was a little afraid of people."

Ji Tang asked: "Do you know how this panda... died?"

This panda was still a cub, so it obviously didn't die naturally, otherwise it wouldn't have stayed in this world as a ghost.

Yin Lang squatted down, played with the panda cub's tail with his fingertips, and murmured: "When Longlong found it, he didn't find any other living giant pandas nearby. It seemed to be alone all the time. , also died ... alone. Most likely because he did not receive proper care."

Now there are very few wild giant pandas, and it is inevitable that a panda cub will be left alone and cannot find the group.It is so small, waiting for its ending can only be starved to death or frozen to death.

Ji Tang lowered his eyebrows.

"Let's go back to the house first." Yin Lang skillfully lifted the soft nape of the panda cub, and it remained motionless for a moment, obediently carried by him like a ball.

After returning to the villa, Yin Lang found a small box to put the panda cubs in.It's a bit afraid of Yin Lang, and it's not used to staying in a narrow room. It desperately crawled out of the box and crawled to the door, arching and arching its little furry tail, making muffled humming sounds from time to time.Like a moving glutinous rice dumpling.

Ji Tang: "..."

He suddenly remembered that there was still a pack of panda steamed buns in the refrigerator that he hadn’t made—it was the kind of black rice and white flour steamed buns with black and white patterns made of pandas.There is still some soy milk in the kitchen, which is just right to be eaten with soy milk.

Although he had already had breakfast.

He came to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, took out the panda steamed buns, and put them in the steamer neatly.After a while, the panda steamed buns were steamed, and the round steamed buns with panda patterns were soft and fragrant, and the air was filled with a fragrance of blooming powder.

He carefully brought the buns in front of Yin Lang.

The man seemed to like this little panda very much, and kept teasing it, watching it crawl far away and then hugging it, and then watching it crawl far away... over and over again.

Ji Tang asked: "Yin Lang, do you want some snacks?"

Yin Lang raised his eyes: "Put it aside, I will eat it later."

Ji Tang nodded her head, put the plate with panda steamed buns on the coffee table, and went back to the bedroom.

He sat on the bed, turned on his mobile phone, and wanted to check how the panda cubs were raised. He clicked on Baidu Zhizhi from the search.

Like him, the questioner asked how to raise panda cubs.Can reply below...

【What?Do you want to raise pandas?It's called the Prison Sitting and Wearing Beast!You are breaking the law, understand! 】

[Hello, I am Lawyer Wang. Pandas are national first-class protected animals, and raising national first-class protected animals without permission is punishable by between five and ten years of fixed-term imprisonment. 】

[Do you raise pandas?The combat power of the panda, I am afraid it is not raising you, be careful to be eaten! 】

Ji Tang searched for a long time, and finally saw a serious reply.

[Panda cubs also have a strong bite, so you can feed them some bamboo or raw meat. 】

Ji Tang obediently wrote it down.The next moment, he suddenly heard the humming of a panda from the living room. This cry was much louder than before, mixed with some panic.

Startled, he hurried out.

Yin Lang stood in front of the panda, holding in his hand a panda steamed bun that had eaten its ear, and his face was full of indescribable emotions.

The panda cub huddled into a small ball in the corner, looking in horror at the eaten panda bun in Yin Lang's hand, its furry body trembled slightly, obviously frightened.

Ji Tang: "..."

The panda cub thought that Yin Lang... was eating a panda?

Panda cubs haven't seen many other pandas, and it's easy to take black and white things as their own kind.

He walked up to the panda, bent down, rubbed the other's little head, and comforted him: "Don't be afraid, that's food, not a real panda. If you don't believe me, try one..."

He picked up a steaming panda bun and placed it in front of the panda cub.Seeing the little mantou, it quickly stretched out its chubby paws, hugged the little mantou in its arms, and hugged it tightly, for fear that the Twolegs would suddenly snatch the little mantou away and eat it.Of course, it is also afraid that it will be eaten like this steamed bun.

Ji Tang: "..."

Yin Lang: "It seems to have a cognitive barrier to its own race."

Ji Tang frowned, and thought for a moment: "Why don't we take it to the zoo to see real pandas?"

There is a new zoo in Z city, and there is a panda house in it.

After Ji Tang got the consent, she excitedly started preparing things for the zoo.The last time he went to the zoo was led by a primary school teacher. At that time, many children visited in groups of three or five, and he was the only one.At that time, he made a lot of small snacks by himself, and wanted to share them with his classmates, but unfortunately he couldn't send them out in the end, and they stink in his backpack.

After tidying things up, Ji Tang suddenly remembered something and asked Yin Lang, "Can Xie Li and the others be called out together?"

Recently, the ghosts have nothing to do, they are all in Yin Lang's soul in the form of a secondary personality.They can also sense what Yin Lang does to Ji Tang.

So much so that they secretly built a small penguin colony behind Yin Lang's back, which was specially used to poke Yin Lang's back.Ji Tang pretended that he was just a little penguin assistant who automatically joined the group, and sneaked in.

But the miracle is that those ghosts didn't realize that Ji Tang had mixed in.

Yin Lang frowned, seemingly reluctant.But he felt his little lover's eager eyes, and he couldn't look away, so he could only nod his head: "Yeah."

When Ji Tang went out, she carried big and small bags.He heard that there is a picnic place in the zoo, so he prepared a lot of food.Small cakes, sushi, biscuits... and all kinds of drinks.

He did not forget to carry a cat bag, which contained the round and fluffy panda cub.

Yin Lang had been waiting in the car for a long time, when Ji Tang got into the car, he bumped into something soft.He lowered his head and saw familiar animals.

The little dinosaur was wearing light yellow clothes, and Jiojio was wearing small shoes, sitting obediently next to Ji Tang, with his tail tucked behind him obediently.When it saw Ji Tang, it flapped its little wings excitedly: "Wow~"

Ji Tang blinked: "Are you going to the zoo too?"

Yin Lang replied casually in the driver's seat: "It insists on going, so let it go, anyway, no one else can see it."

"Ow~"

The car drove slowly to the gate of the zoo.

As soon as Ji Tang got out of the car, he was hugged into a very familiar embrace. He raised his head: "Mr. Xie?"

The other six ghosts arrived at the zoo earlier than Yin Lang, and they had been waiting at the entrance of the zoo for a long time.

"Long time no see." Xie Li kissed Ji Tang's forehead.

Ji Tang chuckled, he grabbed the cat bag containing the panda cubs, and wanted to go to the gate of the zoo to buy seven tickets, but he was told that the entire zoo was contracted by Yin Lang, and there were only staff members inside. , without any tourists, you can visit freely.

"Let's go." Yin Lang patted Ji Tang's shoulder, took Ji Tang's hand naturally, and walked into the zoo.

Ji Tang suddenly noticed a notification from Penguin on his mobile phone.

——It's probably because the small group created by the ghosts has new news.

Ji Tang quietly broke free from Yin Lang's hand and followed Yin Lang, while quietly turning on the phone Penguin.

On top of the penguins is a small group called "everyday craving toffee".

Sure enough, there is indeed new news inside.

[Ye Chuanyuan]: Tsk tsk, not only did Yin Lang hold Tangtang's hand, but he also put his other hand on Tangtang's waist, probably showing off to us.

[He Zhiye]: That is, don’t think that we are easy to bully as a sub-personality, we can feel what he does in his soul.For example, he stole Tangtang snacks a few days ago, and seriously blamed the little dinosaur.Even better than me.

[Ye Chuanyuan]: Yes, I saw it too!So scheming!

[He Zhiye]: He also secretly hid a lot of photos of Tangtang being quilts like this, and when Tangtang drove him to sleep on the sofa, he would always take these photos out and put them under the pillow to sleep, otherwise he wouldn't be able to fall asleep.

[Ye Chuanyuan]: Tsk, Yin Lang is so coquettish.

Ji Tang: "..."

... He has seen ghosts speak ill of Yin Lang in such a sneaky manner more than once, and over time, he got used to it, and even learned a lot of secrets about Yin Lang through this.

For example, Yin Lang likes to wear long johns, envies Ye Chuanyuan's cooking skills, wants Ji Tang to wear women's clothing and applauds him for love...

Ji Tang wanted to continue to see what secrets they could uncover about Yin Lang, but was interrupted by Yin Lang: "Tangtang, don't look at your phone."

Ji Tang was taken aback by Yin Lang's sudden appearance. He was afraid that the other party would see this small group, so he quickly hid his phone and nodded obediently: "Okay."

Yin Lang: "Not far ahead is the Panda House."

"So fast..."

From the outside, the Panda House looks like a small circular building shaped like a panda head. The small building is hemispherical, painted with iconic panda eyes, and a pair of round panda ears.

Ji Tang untied the cat bag and put down the panda cub.

The panda cub seemed to be used to Ji Tang's presence and was no longer afraid.Walking slowly behind Ji Tang's butt, like a fluffy glutinous rice dumpling rolling around.

The little dinosaur was very curious about this new little friend, and followed the little panda carefully, for fear of stepping on him.

The panda cub followed Ji Tang to the panda house.

The inside of the Panda Pavilion is open-air, full of bamboos, and only a suspended glass path is opened in the middle, so you can watch the pandas through the glass in the path.

Ji Tang picked up the panda cub, wanting it to get to know the real panda, and stop treating Panda Mantou as his own kind.

But he looked around for a while, but there was no sign of the panda.

The staff noticed Ji Tang's puzzlement, and explained: "It's morning, and the pandas are still sleeping, and they will come out when they wake up..." He pointed to a small closed door in the bamboo forest: "It's from there come out."

Ji Tang: "..."

Sure enough, Ji Tang waited for 5 minutes, and saw a furry paw protruding from a small window next to the small door. The paw groped for the stick that pulled the gate, and then gently pulled it down, and the gate opened accordingly.

The giant pandas inside crawled out slowly, one after the other, unhurriedly, just like the big glutinous rice dumpling baked on the factory assembly line.

Ji Tang: "???"

Ji Tang was puzzled: "They...how could they open the cage door by themselves?"

The breeder smiled: "Yes, every day when the zoo opens, they open the cage door and come out for business. When the zoo is closed, they go back to the cage and close the cage door to stop business. Very proactive."

Ji Tang: "..."

The panda cub in Ji Tang's arms also noticed those giant pandas. It poked out two little paws and whimpered.Its claws stretched towards the giant pandas, but were blocked by the cold glass.

It really doesn't remember much about the appearance of its own kind, only that they are black and white, furry, and chubby.But after a small earthquake, it was crushed under the bamboo.The bamboo crushed its spine, and the blood stained its fur, and it couldn't get out from under the bamboo. It could only watch its fellow clan members leave helplessly. Then the blood covered its vision, and it also lost consciousness.

It would love to see them again if given the chance.

Ji Tang noticed the strangeness of the panda cubs——it wanted to stay with them.But...they are blocked by glass, and I don't know if tourists can go in.

He raised his head and cautiously asked the staff if he could go in and have a look.

The staff thought for a while: "Yes, but..."

The people standing behind and beside Ji Tang are all well-known figures in the world, so of course he dared not refuse.And there is indeed this project in the zoo, but few people know it.

Ji Tang: "Just what?"

The staff whispered: "Our pandas have just been sent from the nature protection base in Sichuan. The protection base there is all original ecology, all of which are big bamboo forests, and there is no one in the surrounding area. The pandas there are very Few have been in contact with people, most of them are afraid of people... So, if you are going to contact it, please wear a panda costume and pretend to be a panda."

The staff couldn't imagine - Ji Tang and those big shots in panda costumes.Especially Yin Lang, the scene of a tall and cold man wearing a black and white panda puppet costume is beyond his imagination.

Ji Tang thought it was a big deal, he chuckled lightly: "Of course."

He turned his head and looked at the ghosts: "Do you want to wear panda costumes too? You can touch the pandas after you put them on."

The corner of Yin Lang's mouth twitched imperceptibly, but he still pointed at Ji Tang: "Yes."

"Xie Li, what about you?" Ji Tang asked.

Yin Lang has already worn them, how could they not wear them, otherwise they would lose in front of Ji Tang.

The staff nodded: "Okay. Get seven panda outfits, right? You guys wait here for a while."

A moment after the staff left, Ji Tang picked up the panda cub and looked at the giant pandas outside the glass.Some of them are slowly climbing trees to find bamboo to eat, some are sitting on the ground in a daze, and some are looking for water to wash their faces and claws like people.

Ji Tang also saw many panda cubs sitting obediently in a row, holding a long bamboo and gnawing on it.

After a while, the staff pushed a small cart, and the boxes on the small cart were filled with panda costumes.

The panda suit is so big that it can be worn without taking off the clothes inside.Ji Tang took out a panda costume and put it on carefully with the help of the staff.

The panda clothes are very imitative, and the fur is also made of real animal hair.After Ji Tang put it on, if it wasn't for the zipper on the back, the rest of it would be exactly the same as a real panda.Moreover, there is plenty of space inside the panda suit, and Ji Tang can take out his phone to take a look.

He saw that the small group rang the news again.

[Pei Baizhou: The panda version of Tangtang is so cute, fluffy and round, so cute. 】

[Ye Chuanyuan: I want to rua Tangtang!Think of the sun candy! 】

[He Zhiye: Suddenly looking forward to Yin Lang wearing a panda costume, he must be stupid hahahaha! 】

【Ye Chuanyuan: Don't talk about it, we have to wear it too. 】

Ji Tang: "..."

After a while, the ghosts also put on their panda costumes.Now Ji Tang could only see a pair of pandas standing in front of him.The ghosts are too tall, and wearing panda costumes feels a bit out of place, like pandaren, but... the contrast is also full of cuteness.

No one would have guessed that the clothes of the soft panda were important figures in all walks of life.

The staff also put on panda costumes. He opened the glass door and signaled Ji Tang and the ghosts to go down.Ji Tang walked slowly, but he staggered and fell down.The panda suit is so thick that he doesn't really touch the ground, but the short short claws of the panda suit also prevent him from standing up.

The staff wanted to help him up, but they were blocked by a panda man. A certain ghost disguised as a panda man struggled to hug Ji Tang with his furry paws.

Ji Tang: "...?"

After he was picked up, he turned on his phone and took a look.

The small group boiled again.

[He Zhiye: Who helped Ji Tang up just now? ? 】

【Ye Chuanyuan: I'm also curious. 】

[Pei Baizhou: I also want to know which guy is trying to steal Tangtang Tofu. 】

【Qin Yang: Tangtang, who fell to the ground and thumped, is so cute. 】

【Xie Li: I didn't help him. 】

After a discussion among the ghosts, they found that no one helped Tangtang up, and then pointed their finger at Yin Lang.

Ji Tang: "..."

After the ghost in the panda costume picked him up, he took a look at the other party's panda hood. The panda hood had two holes for eyes, and people outside could see a little of the inside of the panda suit.

Ji Tang saw a pair of eyes inside.

The eyes are gray-blue.

Yin Lang's eyes are not this color, only He Zhiye who is a mixed race is.

Ji Tang: "????"

He Zhiye was clearly the one in his arms, but he naturally planted the blame on Yin Lang, and acted seriously——

[He Zhiye: Tsk, I knew it earlier, it must be that guy Yin Lang, who always tries to gain Tangtang's favor. 】

The other ghosts didn't notice anything wrong, after all, everyone was wearing panda costumes, and no one could recognize the other.

【Ye Chuanyuan: Yes!Yin Lang is shameless! 】

[Pei Baizhou: If Tangtang falls again, I must help him before Yin Lang! 】

【Qin Yang: Maybe Yin Lang thought he was handsome in a panda costume, right?In fact, it looks super stupid, not even a ten thousandth as cute as Tangtang. 】

Ji Tang: "...???"

He doubted that with the level of scheming of these ghosts, would there be more than a dozen small groups among the six ghosts, two or three small groups, and then poke each other's backs.

Ji Tang put down her phone and decided to take a look at the panda to calm down.

The panda cub was not stuffed into the panda costume by him, but placed on his headgear.The furry panda headgear is topped with a smaller, furrier red panda.

It was like a thin panda cake, slumped on Ji Tang's head, making a soft purring sound.

Holding the glass wall, Ji Tang cautiously walked into the lush bamboo forest.The ghosts also followed one by one.The pandas in the bamboo forest didn't notice anything wrong, they were still doing their own thing.

The panda cub on top of Ji Tang's head became energetic, and as soon as Ji Tang hugged it down, it groaned and plunged into the panda group.It knows that the group of pandas in front of it are not the same clan that accompanied it day and night.But that's okay, at least it's not alone.

But those pandas couldn't see it, and they couldn't hear it no matter what it called.Its cry gradually changed from excitement to confusion, and finally softened completely. It lowered its head, stood aside a little bit disappointed, and stepped on the spot with its small round claws.

Ji Tang was stunned. ...it may not know that it is dead.

Ji Tang walked over, hugged it, and gently stroked its fur to express comfort.The panda cub leaned against Ji Tang's shoulder dejectedly, its ears twitching.

"It's okay, they can't see you, but we can all see you." Ji Tang rubbed the panda cub's head.The panda's Doudou blinked a few times, and rubbed Ji Tang's chin with his head.

After Ji Tang comforted the panda cubs, she found that she had strayed into the panda group at some point. ——It is also possible that the panda squeezed over by itself.

They were very friendly to Ji Tang and greeted Ji Tang one after another.

Of course, the greeting between pandas is not like waving to a bamboo.

A panda raised its furry buttocks to Ji Tang, motioning for Ji Tang to lick the fur.The other panda arched between Ji Tang's legs, and also wanted to lick Ji Tang's butt hair.

Licking fur is a friendly gesture between animals.

——As long as you lick me!We are good friends!

Ji Tang: "...??"

Fortunately, the staff came in time to drive away the pandas.

The staff used the walkie-talkie and Ji Tang said a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry...the pandas here are familiar with each other. There are often staff pretending to be pandas coming in and out here, and they are used to it."

"..." Ji Tang couldn't help asking: "Can they really not recognize?"

The staff continued: "I can't recognize them, even if I recognize them, I can't tell them..."

It seems so.

Ji Tang thought.

Staff: "And our staff are very professional in playing pandas, part of the monthly salary depends on the professionalism of playing pandas."

Ji Tang: "...?"

Staff: "Playing a panda is the basic skill of a panda breeder. If you can climb trees after playing the role of a panda, your monthly salary will increase by 1000 yuan. If you can chew bamboo, you will get an extra 1 yuan. If you can play a panda or scratch your face with your feet, you can also add money. .If you can wrestle with a panda, your monthly salary will be increased by [-] yuan, and you will also get a physical allowance.

We have a guy who is very good. He pretends to be a panda and goes in to hang out with pandas every day, and he also pretends to be a female panda.Over time, he became a heartthrob among pandas.But not long ago, when spring came, all the male pandas in the Panda Pavilion wanted to mate with him to give birth to red pandas... even because he fought, and then won a strongest and most handsome male panda, and then pestered him..."

Ji Tang: "And then?"

Staff member: "When we rescued him, although he was not succeeded by the male panda, he was left with a psychological shadow. Now he has transferred to work in the Lion House."