I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

The wine is in full swing.

I don't know what that fine wine is made of. It's clear and mellow without any turbidity after being aged for so long, but it's very strong and strong.

Wang Xiaobaa once tried to light it with a fire, but the blue-red flames burst into flames.

Wang Xiaobaa: ...Is this eau-de-vie vodka?

In short, after only drinking a few small cups, Wang Xiaobaa felt the heat in his stomach and his face was also hot, his head was still dizzy, his eyes were fluttering, the expression on his face was getting less and less, and he was distracted. He was about to drink too much, so he quickly put down his glass and sat up straight for fear of making a fool of himself in front of An Xie and the others.

However, Wen Fengjin and An Kai are really good at drinking, they drank three small jars, not only there is no phenomenon of drunkenness, but also because of the drunkenness, they have even brought the arrogance of ancient romantics.

But men, when they drink to the point of interest, they will inevitably talk about their favorite things.

So Wang Xiaobaa, who had a belch on his expressionless face, heard that Feng Jin and An Qi started talking about their life's career - daughter-in-law.

Wang Xiaobaa: ...

At the beginning, An Qi suddenly got up from his poetic elegance and said: "When I came here, I saw thousands of lights in the underground palace, and the gates were clean. I don't seem to have heard of the style of the seniors. It must be done by my wife."

Wang Xiaobaa pursed her lips and wanted to hiccup, but nodded dumbly upon hearing this.

An Kai said: "Madam is so virtuous, I am very lucky to hear that senior."

Brother Wen hooked his lips: "He is very nice, he often acts like a baby."

Wang Xiaobaa blushed: You are talking nonsense that I did not!

"However, Cheng Jing from my family sometimes acts like a baby." An Qi said proudly after drinking up her glass, "The day before yesterday, she strangled my neck because of my affection, and forgot that I don't need to breathe anymore, hahahaha, it's so cute .”

"..." The corner of Wang Xiaobaa's mouth twitched: ...they really want your life, brother, wake up!I almost don't know the word coquettish!

Still cute?God is so cute!

Hearing the wind over there, he nodded and looked sideways at Wang Xiaobaa, "So, you rarely take the initiative."

...Did I hear it wrong? Why do I feel that Mr. Wen is a little envious?

Wang Xiaobaa was silent for a while and then gritted her teeth: "My fault, don't worry, I will definitely buy the strongest rope next time, strangle your neck every day and send it away sooner or later!"

"Okay, I'm looking forward to it." Xiao Xiaosao's ears were itchy.

Wen Fengji smiled and raised his head to drink up the wine, a few drops spilled from the corner of his mouth, crossed the protruding Adam's apple and collarbone, and sank into the loose collar.

"Although he won't take the initiative, but the brother is so tolerant and considerate to me." Wen Fengjin said suddenly.

Wang Xiaobaa was startled, coughed a few times and lowered her head, her ears flushed.

An Qi looked at the two people who turned the white cloth wrapped in their arms, "Sure enough, I still look envious, Cheng Jing doesn't even blush, he has poisonous purple hair all over his body, alas, there are too many hairs... I can’t see the expression clearly, and my mouth is pricked, but fortunately there is no growth there.”

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Where is it? What the hell!We are serious, don't talk nonsense!

At this moment, Wen Feng wanted to open his mouth to say something, but Wang Xiaobaa slapped it on his mouth!

"If you dare to say anything superfluous, I'll kill you!" Wang Xiaobaa whispered through her teeth with a flushed face, and smiled with her long and narrow eyes.

The two of them looked at each other for a while, and then, Wang Xiaobaa's palms got wet.

"..."

I'm going to beat you to death today! ! !Don't let anyone stop me! ! !

Wang Xiaobaa, who was about to commit domestic violence, told herself, 'You can't do anything, there are outsiders, and there are outsiders', so she let go of her clenched fists.

Simply out of sight and pure in mind, holding a wine glass and pouring tons of fire on the acacia tree.

Over there, I heard that the big guy was sluggish and An Qi continued to brag about his wife.

Brother Wen: "My senior brother is kind-hearted and beautiful, and a gentleman is as gentle as jade."

An Kai: "My family is quiet and vicious, but good-looking."

Brother Wen: "My senior brother is older than me, he has cared for me since my most desolate childhood and gave me a lot."

An Kai: "My family, Cheng Jing, is older than me. She knew how to take advantage of my feelings since I was the most innocent child, but she is good-looking."

Brother Wen: "My wife can also take care of housework."

An Kai: "My wife is pretty."

Brother Wen: "My wife can cook."

An Kai: "My wife is pretty."

Brother Wen: "My wife is considerate and pleasant."

An Kai: "My wife is pretty."

"I--"

"I--"

Half an hour later, the two men who had finished showing off toasted together in satisfaction, looked at each other and smiled at each other again.

Wang Xiaobaa who watched the whole process: ...

Let it go, An Xi, are you satisfied? !

really.

Yan Gou, there is no cure.

……

Depressed, Wang Xiaobaa started to drink "tons and tons" again, completely forgetting that she was a waste of three cups.

So, an hour later—

Wen Fengji glanced at Wang Xiaobaa's flushed face with a smile from the corner of his long and narrow eyes, and silently adjusted his sitting posture.

This drink has too much stamina, Wang Xiaobaa sat very straight, but when there was something beside her, the expressionless Wang Xiaobaa with a red face was standing straight and silent in the eyes of Wen Fengjin and An Kai. Noisily, he leaned on Wen Fengjin's shoulder a little bit.

"Hiccup~"

After leaning in, Wang Xiaobaa hiccupped, her eyelids half drooped, and she softly rubbed her forehead on the shoulders under her head.

Wen Fengjin and An Qi couldn't help laughing.

"Hahaha……"

"Envy! I'm really envious!" An Qi boldly threw the small cup in his hand into the abyss under the platform, picked up the Kaifeng wine jar under the low table with one hand and took a big sip. Red peach blossom petals fall on the black tabletop and in the wine glass.

"But Senior Wen, there is something I want to tell you."

Suddenly, An Qi kissed the man covered in a white cloth, put down the wine jar and straightened his expression and said: "About 20 years ago, I met a special human being who had a lot of affection for 'people' like us. Great malice, calling us outside the rules."

Hearing the wind, he stopped drinking.

An Qi continued: "The Qishan where I live has buried a lot of corpses, most of them did not have the unique opportunity, so their sanity is not very clear, so they ate a few people in this world."

He said indifferently, and he didn't seem to have any fear or dissatisfaction with cannibalism.

Wang Xiaobaa was attracted by his words, and looked up silly.

"The person who came to Qishan at the beginning probably just followed the vine to get rid of the few bastards." The wine collided in the jar, and his long feather crown shook, and An Xi swallowed the wine, "His weapon is very strange. A small golden hammer with a long handle is enough to defeat the zombie's copper-skinned iron bones, and the breath of those miscellaneous things will soon dissipate."

Golden long-handled hammer———! ! !

Wen Feng put down the blue glass with a sullen face, and Wang Xiaobaa was mostly sober from the wine.

An Qi shook the wine jar, and said: "Coincidentally, one of my former subordinates was among the incompetent people. Before he died, he revealed my existence to that person. Soon, that person took me with me." A few tomb thieves even distributed that weapon to them, and started digging graves everywhere, huh~ I really let him find me, I was already a drought man at that time, although that strange weapon was annoying and hurt me, But now I almost killed him..."

"Originally he was going to die... and he should have died...but..." An Qi's smile disappeared, and the wine jar knocked on the table with a 'boom' sound.

"But he broke out with great strength and escaped after drinking the strange blood. The smell of the blood is very similar to that of senior and your wife."

"I wonder if you can explain it to me?"

At this time, Wang Xiaobaa really realized how terrible it was for An Qi, who went to the battlefield at the age of 13 and died with hatred for many years, and even the resentment that could directly turn herself into a zombie, faded her smile.

Those eyes and the surrounding aura are sharp enough to cut wounds on the skin exposed to the air!

The air was filled with the sweet smell of blood, and a terrifying pressure swept over the wine table that was still laughing and laughing just now. Wang Xiaobaa trembled, and just as she was about to do something, she reached out and knocked on the table.

"Dong dong."

Silver hair coiled on the red hot suit, and the handsome Wenfeng narrowed his narrow, dark eyes. He said lightly, "You scared him."

Then he said, "Do you think your head is hard?"

The bitter smell of medicine instantly dispelled the smell of blood, making Wang Xiaobaa feel relieved.

Under Wen Fengjin's gaze, An Qi was silent for a while and suddenly grinned, "I'm a martial artist just joking after drinking too much, don't mind Senior Wen and Madam... But that person does exist, and so does the blood."

"The human being is a lunatic. He can use any means to kill me, or to kill a 'human' like us."

"I also kindly reminded you." An Qi picked up the wine jar again and took a big sip. The excess wine spilled on him, and an inexplicable smile appeared in his eyes when he looked up, "After all, we are all the same monster..."

Wen Feng was absolutely noncommittal to this sentence.

But Wang Xiaobaa was silent for a while, and asked: "What does that person look like... Do you know what his name is?"

An Qi said, "Well... let me think about it."

"He wears a strange cyan robe, and his hair is mostly white braided. I heard those grave robbers call him—"

"A word."

"what!!!"

Wang Xiaobaa's eyes widened in astonishment.

……

The wholesale market in the middle of the night finally calmed down and seemed a little quieter.

Bai Yu, who was carrying a backpack, snatched the lock from Yiyan's hand and locked the store first, then looked back and saw Yiyan's smiling face and scratched her head in embarrassment.

The two walked side by side in silence and harmony on the small road. The night was still a little cold after the rain. Bai Yu, who was wearing half-sleeves, rubbed his arms, and the next moment warm hands wrapped around his arms that were exposed in the air. With some force, he was pushed aside.

Yiyan stood in a windy position in silence, shielding him from the chilly night wind.

The two continued to walk, as if ignoring this little episode.

And Bai Yu peeked at the side face looking straight ahead and quickly moved away, a little red appeared on the black face.

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