I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

"What does Hanba... mean?"

Wang Xiaobaa asked curiously, Wen Fengjin and An Qi looked back at him, before Wen Feng Jin could speak, An Qi explained with a hearty smile, "Ah~ that is a kind of corpse change."

"The corpse will be the same as it was in life, but it will bring drought wherever it goes, and the vegetation will dry up."

"Ah." So it was so, Wang Xiaobaa nodded.

The small blue glass filled with wine was placed on the low table. An Qi adjusted her sitting posture and put one hand on the low table, while still embracing the person in her arms with the other hand.

The young general's face was handsome at first glance, his wine-stained lips curled into an arc.

"The madam was fed by the blood sacrifice of the demon king and fell asleep for thousands of years. After waking up, she still looks the same as before, so I don't know this. In fact, the conditions for forming rigidity and scorpion are very strict."

Wang Xiaobaa frowned, "Is that so? Then how did you become a Hanba?"

"That's a very long story, but today I have wine and flowers, so I can tell it to you, Madam." An Qi raised the corners of her lips, "After the fall of the Northern Kingdom, the world was in turmoil, and several short-lived small kingdoms were established successively. The destruction of the Da'an Kingdom also started at that time, and the war and civil strife... there is nothing to talk about."

"As a descendant of Lord Qing, I served as the prince's attendant when I was young, and made good friends with the third prince..."

Even though the young boy was born aristocratic and meritorious, he was reminded by his elders before entering the palace to make friends with which prince and stand in advance, but how can the human heart be so easy to grasp?

Especially when one is still in an ignorant childhood?

An Kai's brows and eyes softened, revealing an expression of reminiscence.

An Qi, who didn't know too much, only believed what he saw. The women in the palace were unpredictable, and the water was deeper than the court.

Although the eldest son was the eldest son, he was not born to the empress. The mother concubine had no power and soon died of illness quietly under the sway. It can't be the first prince, the second prince is the empress' son, behind the empress stands a wealthy family, and it is already certain to take that position.

Where is the third prince?

His mother is a concubine with a good background, but the third prince himself was privately judged by the ministers as "the appearance of a woman is short-sighted and has no use for others."

To put it simply, she looks like a bitch and doesn't have the air of a monarch, and she doesn't have much knowledge and weakness to deceive her ears and roots, and she can't use others.

But when the seven-year-old An Qi saw the third prince who was five years older than him, he was instantly dazzled by the soft and beautiful figure of the boy and the girl. When we hadn't learned more and experienced more, we just You can recognize a person by their appearance.

That glimpse back then has become an indelible fond memory in the boy's heart.

Femininity has become tenderness, shrinking has become forbearance, ignorance has become soft-hearted.

The minister must be blind, he thought.

An Qi pressed her fingers on her face, and pressed the tip of her little finger on her pale lips, smiling emotionlessly.

Wang Xiaobaa was a little confused when he heard this, how did he feel——An Qi seemed to like the third prince? !

no no no!How is it possible, it must be my rotten eyes looking at Renji!Wang Xiaobaa tapped her head and continued to listen.

Wen Feng, who saw this scene in his eyes, licked off the wet wine stains on his lips, raised his eyebrows and smiled in a deadpan way.

An Qi couldn't help but disobeyed the family's orders and frequently contacted the third prince, and finally stood on the side of the third prince, which angered the queen and the second prince's influence.

Young Mu Ai, the ancient man was about to get married at the age of 13, and the 11-year-old An Qi knelt in the ancestral hall for three days and did not give in. Qing Guogong, who was the only one who passed on this line, had no choice but to become a neutral faction who would definitely be settled by the autumn queen.

Let An Qi take a break from serving as a student and go home to reflect.

But he and the third prince never cut off contact. The two of them secretly passed notes and longings by the palace servants. Year after year, An Qi was immersed in the sweet beauty. Every night, his dreams were full of surprises...

Wang Xiaobaa: ...The more it sounds, the more it sounds like two people secretly having a puppy love! What's going on! ! !

After a few years, the changes in the palace were even greater. The third prince often cried in letters that the second brother might kill him if he sat on the throne.

"So I went to the border when I was thirteen. That is the fastest way to get ahead and gain power." At that time, all An Qi's mind was to have the power to push the third prince to the top, and gave up the comfortable and luxurious life of the nobility. , several times desperately almost almost shrouded in horse leather, did not piss Duke Qing to death, he is the only one in his family!

An Qi lowered her eyes and snorted a slightly sad laugh, "At that time, my mind was full of people I liked, and there were no family parents, huh."

The young general grows up soaked in blood, and under his hearty appearance is a heart of steel and ruthlessness. Killing enemies and spraying blood has long made him different from the past.

The soft part under the hard shell gives the beauty imagined in the heart.

The 19-year-old An Qi is already the youngest general, relying on military power and the help of Qing Guogong, he used strong means to push the third prince to the throne.

"..."

Sure enough... Sure enough, this is also a base! ! !If it wasn't for true love, I would eat the keyboard live! ! !

Wang Xiaobaa lowered her face and twisted Wen Fengjin's thigh, who was smiling sullenly beside her. Wen Fengjin just raised his eyebrows, and leaned into Wang Xiaobaa's ear, and the low, sexy male voice smelling of alcohol made Wang Xiaobaa red. baa face.

He said, "Brother, I feel pain~"

"..." Wang Xiaobaa gritted her teeth and said in a low voice, "Don't blow into my ears! Do you believe that I will make you hurt more?" The iron fist of justice was raised.

Hearing the wind, he laughed happily, and sat tilted in a somewhat wild manner, drank the wine in the glass, and did not go to molesting Wang Xiaobaa anymore.

"Sure enough, I'm still very envious..." An Qi also drank all the wine, sighing while pouring out.

"You are also, uh, pretty good." Wang Xiaobaa glanced at An Qi and the person he was holding in his arms all the time, "Aren't you two together now?"

Unexpectedly, An Qi laughed and said, "Together? Then I won't be a Hanba."

Wang Xiaobaa: Huh?

An Qi went on to tell the story, just like fairy tales always come to an end when 'the prince and the princess lived happily together at last'.

Because even the people who write the story know well that after strong feelings, it may not be happiness.

The same is true of An Qi, the 'Third Prince' he has always loved is the older than him in his mind, an extremely gentle and pure self-fantasy, and all the flaws have been removed by his brain.

And how could the real third prince see a child's liking in his eyes?What matters is Duke Qing who is behind him.

Afterwards, he benefited from An Qi's courtship, and the third prince intended to please An Qi.

The sweet-talking notes An Xi received and the hints in the notes were all researched by the third prince with his mother and concubine.

That private love has long been brought out and dissected countless times.

The third prince is five years older than An Qi, and when An Kai went to the battlefield on his thirteenth day, the third prince should get married, but the third prince and his concubine know that now they are under pressure from the queen, how can they marry a good woman?

So they didn't marry at all, and found a few clean maids to serve temporarily, and told An Qi that it was for An Qi...

"Actually, it is not the minister who is blind, but me."

An Xi's hearty smile remained, and she slowly tore open the bloody dark fairy tale to the stunned Wang Xiaobaa.

The few times when An Qi came back from the frontier and wanted to enter the palace to be intimate with the third prince, the third prince always said shy words and evaded it. At that time, An Qi was blinded by his own fantasy and did not doubt it.

Later, as soon as he pushed the third prince to the throne, the frontier was in a hurry, but some of his information indicated that this incident was strange, but he still went for the sake of his beloved, who knew that he had just arrived on the battlefield and became the emperor's concubine The third prince just found a reason to clean up Duke Qing's mansion!

Then turned around and cut off An Xie's food and rear support, and threw him into the enemy's encirclement...

Clean and tidy, extremely decisive, as if I have been waiting for this day for a long time, and it is almost time to push it on the schedule.

"..." Wang Xiaobaa also picked up the wine glass and took a silent sip.

It's too miserable, my god, it's too miserable, isn't it?

After An Xi's entire army was annihilated, the newly appointed general led the army to quickly stabilize the battle situation. They all thought that An Xi was dead, but An Xi survived, ignoring his body like a ghost like a ghost. Hurt back to the imperial city.

Duke Qing's mansion was in ruins because of his 'love', An Qi sniffed the bloody smell on his chest expressionlessly, and sneaked in by relying on the secret passage he made to hang out with the third prince in the palace.

Before the secret channel was sealed, the third prince heard the news that An Qi's army was wiped out and only focused on calling dancers to celebrate. Naturally, he forgot about such a trivial matter.

So when the new emperor was celebrating, An Qi broke the necks of the newly conferred princes and princesses (he didn't even know that the third prince already had heirs) and concubines, court ladies and eunuchs one by one.

Kill it cleanly!

Riots soon rang out...

No matter how cautious he was, it was still the imperial palace. When he was hunted down, An Qi appeared in front of the new emperor, and captured the new emperor with countless fatal injuries with a mouthful of resentment and hatred.

In fact, An Qi had already died at that time, but he was not clear-headed at that time, and he didn't realize it.

Completed the biggest anti-kill in history, An Qi grabbed the crap third prince, dragged the pursuers behind him, and rushed to the border without closing his eyes.

The ups and downs have been skipped. During the process, the third prince still wanted to struggle to kill An Qi, but An Qi's body had already mutated and resisted the knife. Instead, An Qi smashed his legs with stones!

Gradually, An Xie's body began to grow corpse spots, his eyes became scarlet, his body gave off a rancid smell, and he also grew long red hair. Even the assassins and pursuers were so frightened that they dared not approach.

Everyone said that General An had died on the battlefield a long time ago, and now his resentment has turned into something evil.

In this way, An Qi also brought the third prince to the battlefield where his subordinates died, and killed him and himself...

"Think about it later..." An Qi said: "At that time, countless resentment and blood on the battlefield made me a monster. Later, the newly appointed little emperor listened to the old Taoist words and asked the old Taoist to bury me. Qi Shan."

"They knew how I died. The little emperor made a plaque for me and my dead brother and put it in the Hall of Martyrs in order to appease the people."

An Xi drank the wine and hugged the person in her arms, "I love him, and he loves me too, but he made a mistake, so I will correct him."

"Even if I break his bones, I will correct his mistakes... I can't move, I can't speak, just be the one I love."

An Qi laughed loudly, pinched the head and neck of the person in his arms with his rough palm full of scars through the white cloth, and kissed him. I don't know if it was Wang Xiaobaa's illusion, he seemed to see the white cloth tremble.

But even if the white cloth didn't shake, Wang Xiaobaa would.

he was wrong...

This person is so similar to Wenfengjin, okay?

Wang Xiaobaa's scalp felt numb when she saw An Qi's hearty smile and the intimacy of the people under the white cloth. It's not that An Qi couldn't recognize the reality, but that even if she knew the reality, it didn't matter!

He likes the third prince in his memory, and if the other party doesn't match his memory, he makes him look like he likes him.

Killing all your descendants and then breaking your legs, turning you into a disabled zombie who can't escape and can't talk, and even dies and wants to have sex with you sweetly, even if you want to kill yourself, you can't do it...

Even if he dies, he will not be worried about life, this paranoia is absolutely full marks!

Wang Xiaobaa was so shocked that her jaw would drop, but Wen Fengjin nodded appreciatively, "That's right."

"Senior is wrong."

"Ha ha."

"Haha."

The two men looked at each other and smiled, touched their glasses and continued to drink wine with a smile.

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa silently glanced at the white cloth in An Qi's arms, he felt that Bai Buli's friend had already become a vibration mode...

He also took a look at Wen Fengji and An Qi's more handsome faces and brighter smiles...

Oh shit.

What kind of devil love is this?

Divorce, must divorce!

[The author has something to say: [Small Theater]

Wang Xiaobaa: My mother is right, a beautiful man is a tiger!

Third Prince: Mmm!

Wang Xiaobaa: Divorce, must divorce!

Third Prince: Mmm! ! !

After hearing all the news: Ha ha.

An Kai: Haha

Well, An Qi is not soy sauce, everyone will know in the next chapter, and there is a little cutie who guessed An Qi's love story haha!

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