I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

The person outside the door was still ringing the doorbell, which seemed to keep ringing until the door was opened.

The harsh doorbell rang.

The two war slags inside the door shivered and huddled together.

Bai Yu gritted his upper teeth and lowered his teeth: "Brother, brother... Do you think this looks like the midnight bell?"

Wang Xiaobaa looked at the dark night outside and the doorbell ringing non-stop and fell silent for a while.

Don't say it, it's really similar.

"...Let's go upstairs and hide for a while, we just have to hold on until the wind blows and come back!" Wang Xiaobaa lowered her voice and said to Bai Yu, "Go, keep your voice down."

Bai Yu nodded, and the two squatted behind the sofa and slowly moved towards the stairs, when the piercing doorbell suddenly stopped ringing.

The huge room fell silent suddenly, Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu froze in place, and they looked at each other.

Dabai swallowed his saliva and turned back to Wang Xiaobaa, "Why didn't he press it... Could it be that he left?"

"I don't think it's possible." Wang Xiaobaa stood up and looked towards the entrance, "Wait, this guy came in, right?!"

"Damn it, don't scare me!" Hearing this, Baiyu's dark face turned pale with fright, and he stared back and forth with his big black and white eyes. He probably could scare himself before anyone came in. died.

Wang Xiaobaa comforted him while inspecting the room: "Don't you know how to refine weapons, and you have tracked down others, you are afraid of ghosts!"

Bai Yu muttered, "I wasn't afraid before because I thought I could beat him."

After looking around, Wang Xiaobaa shrank back and asked, "What about now?"

Bai Yute, who is dark and not slippery, said honestly: "Now I think I think too much."

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa twitched the corners of her mouth speechlessly and sat down with her back against the sofa, not daring to walk around, while Bai Yu also nestled into a ball from the side.

"Dong dong dong."

"Dong dong dong."

Wang Xiaobaa turned her head: "Dabai, can you stop trembling, your feet are trembling like piles."

Bai Yu couldn't figure it out: "I didn't shake."

Wang Xiaobaa: "You said you didn't shake, so why is there always a sound of thump, thump, thump?"

Bai Yu: "Did you shake it?"

Wang Xiaobaa glared at him: "Nonsense, no matter how shaken the slippers I'm wearing, it's impossible to make this sound."

"But I'm wearing slippers too!"

"..."

The two looked at each other and saw the panic in each other's eyes, "It's not you or me, who could it be? Could it be..."

"Dong dong dong."

"Dong dong dong."

Hearing the sound so close, Bai Yu almost couldn't hold back his tears, and Wang Xiaobaa's expression changed drastically. He listened carefully for a while, and found that the sound might be coming from the French windows in the living room opposite the sofa.

Wang Xiaobaa stretched out her hand to poke the white jade next to her and made a mouth shape: "It's over the floor-to-ceiling window—let's take a look—"

Bai Yu nodded with pale lips, and Wang Xiaobaa counted in a low voice: "1~2~3!"

Two heads, one black and one white, quickly poked out from behind the sofa and looked towards the French windows. When they saw a squinting and grinning man in home clothes standing at the French windows, staring at them, he bent his fingers and knocked on the glass. My hair was 'rubbed' and exploded, and a layer of white sweat came out of my back!

"F*ck, shit, shit!!!"

With a scream, Bai Yu pulled Wang Xiaobaa back to the back of the sofa. Wang Xiaobaa's heart trembled a few times, and she gasped in shock.

"Brother Wen, why didn't you come back!" Bai Yu looked at Wang Xiaobaa wanting to cry without tears, "Brother, you are a good person, the other party is coming after me, I will open the door and rush out in a moment, you , You run to the second floor and hide, I will eat your steak in my next life."

Wang Xiaobaa didn't expect Bai Yu to be cowardly at this time, but he was so righteous, he was a little moved, but he couldn't help laughing when he heard that the guy behind was so afraid that he didn't forget to eat steak tonight.

Wang Xiaobaa had this problem. The more nervous he was, the more he was afraid that his laughter would drop, so he really couldn't help laughing out loud. After laughing, the pressure was relieved a lot.

He patted Dabai's shoulder: "Don't worry, none of us will die. Think about what happened to that girl yesterday. Didn't we all survive? In this way, your weapon is on the first floor, and my dagger is on the second floor." Upstairs. Let's rush to our room together, then go downstairs and kill the bastard!"

And there are still 5 minutes to come back when the news is exhausted, no matter what they have to last until then.

Bai Yu wiped off the cold sweat from her head and nodded vigorously: "Okay!"

After the two looked at each other, they adjusted their positions quietly, ready to rush out at any time, but at this moment, there was a scream outside the window!

Then came the sound of dull and violent fighting!

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu's eyes lit up when they heard the voice: Could it be that they came back after hearing the news? !

The two quietly stretched their heads to look outside, and found that the man outside the floor-to-ceiling window was gone. Wang Xiaobaa hesitated and said, "You wait for me from here, I'll go and have a look."

After speaking, he picked up a small teapot next to the sofa and was about to go there, but Bai Yu grabbed him, "Brother, don't go, I'll go first! If there is really something, I can run faster than you."

But I'm still immortal!Do you have unlimited save files? If you die once, you will be completely hiccupped.

But seeing the firmness in Dabai's eyes, Wang Xiaobaa could only say, "Let's go together, be safe."

"it is good."

So the two of them held a teapot in one hand and a vase in the other, and secretly rubbed against the floor-to-ceiling window just now. The sound of fighting gradually became clear, but the place where the man was standing outside the window was just a puddle of blackness. Something like blood.

The place where the sound of fighting was heard was in the courtyard of the villa. When Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu opened the French windows and looked over, they were almost stunned at the people who were fighting together.

quite a while.

Wang Xiaobaa rubbed her eyes and asked Bai Yu expressionlessly: "Well, is it my eyes that are dazzled? Why do I seem to see Sailor Moon?"

Bai Yu's throat slipped, and he said in a daze, "I haven't actually watched the anime of Sailor Moon... But if you say that the golden double ponytail is wearing a blue and white skirt, with a moon headband on his head, and holding a stick The person who hits the head with a bloody magic wand is called a Sailor Moon, so let's call it..."

"..."

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa covered her face, she really is Sailor Moon!God damn Sailor Moon!What day is today?Have you crossed the stage?

Shouldn't it be Lin Daochang and Mao Daochang who make this kind of rice dumpling?Even if the salary is too expensive, why did you get a Sailor Moon to amuse us? !

Or Nima is the manic version? !Is there blood flying in the air with the ponytail?Is the beautiful girl's magic wand used as a brick wheel?The man with the blue face and fangs was beaten and vomited blood!

"Ahh——I'll kill you——ahhhh!" The man on the ground with his meridians exposed and his blue-faced fangs covered in blood was struggling frantically on the ground, and was greeted by the expressionless but extremely ferocious Mei The girl warrior screamed again and again as she knocked with her staff.

A small pool of blood formed on the ground.

The dull beating sound makes people feel the pain.

Even Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu couldn't help frowning, couldn't bear to look straight at them, covered their eyes with their palms, and peeked through their fingers.

And anyone can see that this is a one-sided beating.

The weird beautiful girl is obviously much stronger than that monster-like man. The man on the ground or the monster stopped moving soon. She also flicked the blood on the magic wand, and her sweet face didn't match her face at all. He straightened up indifferently, looked coldly at Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu with his beautiful eyes, and walked over without saying a word.

Seeing the viscous black liquid flowing from the childish magic wand, Wang Xiaobaa hurriedly pulled Bai Yu back a step.

Who knows what the "Sailor Moon" who appeared at the door of the house in the middle of the night not only dressed in strange clothes but also was so cruel would do!

Seeing the girl who was slowly walking towards them, Bai Yu came back to her senses, backed away uneasily and warned her that she lacked confidence.

"You, what are you going to do?! I warn you, don't think that you are a girl and I won't do it!"

Just when Wang Xiaobaa wanted to say: 'We'll be fine if they don't beat us'.

The 'beautiful girl' on the opposite side paused, but actually stopped.

Wang Xiaobaa: Huh? !really work? !

"Damn it, is the arrogance of dominance in me already so powerful?" Bai Yu was obviously also surprised, and laughed a little smugly.

Before he could finish his composure, the beautiful girl on the opposite side trembled expressionlessly like a puppet being led by a rope.

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu were shocked by her appearance, Wang Xiaobaa frowned and called to her hesitantly: "Hey, are you all right, little girl? Hello?"

"Is she injured or has some kind of illness?" Bai Yu was also a little nervous: "I didn't say anything? Pengci doesn't even play like this!"

"How about we go and see her?" Wang Xiaobaa said.

"But what if she's a bad person?" To beat that foreign race into that kind of appearance, it doesn't look like an ordinary person, Bai Yu looked at Wang Xiaobaa with some hesitation.

But before they came to a conclusion, the beautiful girl fell to her knees on the ground with a bang, and she happened to be facing in Wang Xiaobaa's direction.

Wang Xiaobaa: ... Aiqing is normal, there is no red envelope.

When the 'beautiful girl' half-kneeled down, they saw Wenfeng Jin who was standing behind her and gently raised her right hand.

Wen Fengji was holding a supermarket bag in one hand, and his fingertips were slightly curled when he held the other hand flat. The red pattern between the eyebrows of the black clothes and silver hair became more vivid, and the dark red light shone in the deep pupils.

When he moved his raised hand slightly, the beautiful girl on the ground hugged her body even more painfully, the invisible wind was blowing, and the aura that made it difficult to breathe reminded Wang Xiaobaa of how to deal with Yan Chun and the others in the underground palace. that time.

"Xiao Wenzi!"

"Master Wen!"

Wang Xiaobaa immediately felt relieved when she saw Wen Fengjin, and she also showed joy on her face, but just when Bai Yu was about to go out, Wen Fengjin shook her head suddenly.

Then he turned his head and said to the corner of the darkness where the weak light around him couldn't reach, "The things on the ground belong to you?"

Something moved in the darkness and gradually appeared in their field of vision.

It was a man with long braids in his early years and wearing a mandarin jacket. He looked less than 30 years old, with a young and handsome face, like a gentle scholar from a big family, but his hair that should have been black was already mixed with black and white, like a five-year-old man. The hair color of a 60-year-old.

The corners of his mouth are slightly raised with his hands behind his back, his eyes are long and narrow, he should have the appearance of a fox, but he is very gentle.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't be angry, I'm also a 'craftsman', and the children in my family have been chasing this zombie for a long time." He bowed his hands to Wenfeng: "For the sake of saving those two , please spare my child."

This man has a kind of maturity and stability that does not match his appearance, like an old practitioner who cultivates his body and will never blush. He is very sincere when he smiles, and his voice is sincere enough to not annoy people.

As soon as he finished speaking, a certain kind of huge pressure and powerful force rushed over, which could instantly shatter a person's internal organs and send him to the hospital. However, the man opposite him didn't even change his smile, and still kept his hands clasped.

"Save?" Wenfeng looked at him for a while with a smile that was not a smile, and then let go of the hand holding the strange girl on the ground, "You can take her out, but next time I see her 'saving' something from here, All you can bring back is her head."

The man straightened up, nodding his expression instead: "I will definitely remember."

After speaking, the man lowered his hands, the smile on Qingjun's face faded, he walked to the girl's side, picked up the girl who was lying still on the ground with one hand, and held her in his arms like a daughter.

He also tapped the tip of the girl's nose, "Are you still naughty and proud? You have been taught a lesson."

He seemed to be reprimanding, but his tone was very gentle. After he finished speaking, he straightened up and shook the child in his arms. Just as he was about to leave, he accidentally met the person on the other side of the glass window.

The man showed a surprised expression, and even his slender eyes widened a bit. He seemed to be unable to help himself and took two steps forward, and his forehead touched the glass.

But immediately, he stopped, the white neck slowly pulled out blood lines, and spots of red came out from inside and stained the collar of the mandarin jacket.

Wen Feng was right behind him, "Take your eyes away from him." The gloomy voice penetrated into the ears of the two of them softly, "That belongs to me."

"This is really—offensive." The man curled his fingers, took a step back, and returned to his gentle smile.

"But you have a good collection. It's just that he may encounter a little trouble. I have encountered similar things before. If you need it, you can come to me at any time."

The man tapped his shoulder, hinted, and gently placed a business card on the ground.

"See you later, then."

A man in a mandarin jacket holding a strange girl disappeared outside the villa.

After finally regaining his composure, his sharp fingers picked up the pieces of paper on the ground.

Wang Xiaobaa opened the floor-to-ceiling window and jumped onto Wen Fengjin's body, quickly talking about the thrilling scene just now, Bai Yu also heaved a sigh of relief and rearranged the vase.

the other side.

With long braids in a mandarin jacket, a handsome man with gorgeous hair was walking on the silent road with a girl in his arms who was motionless.

He flipped the slippery girl again, looked at the person in his arms lovingly and said, "Isn't he beautiful? Better than the guest we received?"

"Did you disobey my orders because of him?"

"..."

"We can't do that next time, we can't afford to offend the guy next to him."

"..."

"Okay, okay, don't be awkward, soon..."

The man looked up at the moon hanging in the dark night.

"He will definitely come to me..."

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