I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

'Boom boom boom! '

'Boom boom boom! '

There was the sound of running fast from far to near on the stairs, and Wen Feng, who changed into his nightgown and planned to lie down in the coffin, frowned and looked towards the door.

The next moment the door was pushed open abruptly, and a wet, naked little white man came into Wenfeng's sight. The little white man's eyes widened, his hair stuck to his body in a mess, and he shouted in panic and terror.

"Xiao Wenzi! I have grown hair!"

"..." Wen Feng was silent for a while, his narrow and deep eyes slowly drooped, passing by the smooth belly with water droplets and the sunken navel from the pink fruit.

Finally it landed on the same wet little thing that was shaken hard by running...

"Yeah." Wen Fengjin said, "It's long, and it looks pretty."

Scared of becoming a hamster, Wang Xiaobaa was startled when he saw Wen Fengji's gaze, and lowered his head, then saw his little brother shivering in the air-conditioning.

"..."

"Ah!" Wang Xiaobaa blushed, picked up the nightgown that was on the chair next to him, and put it on regardless of whether he was wet or not. He was in a hurry to run just now, and his mind went blank, and he forgot to wear a bathrobe!

After wrapping up the clothes, Wang Xiaobai became angry and said, "I didn't mean the hair! It was the chest, the chest! I just saw in the mirror that my chest to my shoulders are covered with red feather-like lines!"

"Zongzi is also a corpse! Fengjin, do you think I will grow hair after the expiration date-"

Hearing all the wind: "..."

Wang Xiaobaa saw that Feng Jin was silent and thought she had guessed right, and she was even more frightened: "It was fine before, why do I suddenly have so many red tattoos now? Is it too hot in summer? Could it be that my body will rot in a few days?" ... Forget it, let me die."

Thinking of the hideous zombies in horror movies, with black nails and black hair all over, Wang Xiaobaa cried out loudly.

Wen Feng frowned, stepped out of the coffin and walked to Wang Xiaobaa's side, supported his wet hair with one hand, brushed the dripping long hair with the palm of his hand, white water vapor came out, and soon became dry and fluffy.

The other hand stretched out fingers and gently opened Wang Xiaobaa's nightgown, the loose nightgown slipped off, the round shoulders and protruding collarbone outlined a beautiful arc, the smooth skin without any extra lines was soft and young, described Seeing the endless vitality hidden under this body with a slow beating heart.

But the red feather pattern in Wang Xiaobaa's mouth did not appear on his body.

A few cold sharpened fingertips pressed against the skin, pressing out a small depression, sweeping along the collarbone all the way across the thin chest, and finally covering the heart with the entire palm.

Wang Xiaobaa flinched in fear.

His long and narrow eyebrows were drooping, and he felt the body he had trained, but he didn't find any problems.

"Zombies do have a layer of hair on top of their skin, and the color of the hair can tell you how old a zombie is." Wen Fengjin let go of his palm and pinched Wang Xiaobaa's chin, raising his worried face.

The clear eyes reflected a man with silver hair winding and spreading, handsome to the point of sharpness.

Looking at his own figure in those eyes, Wen Fengjin felt a little better, and his thin rosy lips curled into an arc.

"But you are not a real zombie. You were raised by my blood sacrifice. Even after getting Yan Chun's part, your heart can still beat slowly now. Xiaobaa, you are no different from back then. Are you sure you are not too nervous today?"

"Probably not, I did see it..." Wang Xiaobaa carefully recalled what he saw in the mirror just now, but at that time the mirror was also smoked by hot water, and he was a little suspicious after hearing the wind.

Wang Xiaobaa said, "That thing looks like a tattoo, it's red, and looks like a feather."

Hearing all the news, he thought for a while, "What did you do just now?"

"It's nothing, I just took a hot bath."

"Is there hot water..."

Wen Fengjin suddenly embraced Wang Xiaobaa's waist with both hands, Wang Xiaobaa staggered and hit his forehead on his chest, before he could ask anything, something soft stuck behind his ear, and she forcefully agreed. suck.

"!!!"

With her smooth forehead pressed hard against her strong chest, Wang Xiaobaa stretched out her fingers and tightly clenched the soft nightgown on Wenfeng's chest, closed her eyes and blushed and endured it.

After half a minute.

A hoarse bass came from above his head, invading his celestial cap and brain.

But at this moment, he said, "Okay."

alright?What's up?Wang Xiaobaa was pushed away by his shoulders, but Wen Fengjin didn't have a gentle smile on his face, and his deep eyes stared coldly at the position of his neck.

Wang Xiaobaa also tilted her head to look at her shoulder.

"Damn it, it appeared again!"

I saw red and thin lines winding around his left chest and shoulders and spreading to his neck, forming many feather-shaped totems.

Wen Fengjin's face darkened, and when he pressed the pattern, his hands were also smooth skin without any protrusions, nor were they simply tattoos engraved on the skin, but like red threads buried in flesh and blood.

Wen Feng pressed that piece of skin, "Does it hurt?"

Wang Xiaobaa shook her head: "It doesn't hurt, I don't feel it at all. I didn't have this thing before. Could it be because of Zhenbei and that person named Yan Chun?"

"This is not certain. It may also be related to the medicinal power of the elixir. After all, there is only one that has no document records, and no one in the past knows what will happen after taking the elixir."

Looking at this feather pattern, Wen Fengjin's first thought was 'becoming immortal', something out of his control made his face ugly, and his fingers rubbed against that place.

He said: "Let's wait for a night to see. If it is the effect of the elixir, we can only observe slowly."

Wang Xiaobaa nodded, and after a while, the lines on his body disappeared again, and the two of them lay back in the coffin. After the light was turned off, the room was dark. : "Xiao Wenzi." After a while, he called out: "The wind is exhausted."

Wenfeng was not impatient at all, he put Wang Xiaobaa on his shoulder and kissed his hair one after another.

"Sleep, I will watch over you." The magnetic voice gently comforted Wang Xiaobaa with a great sense of security.

"Yeah." He responded, closed his eyes and squinted for a while, still couldn't help but look at his shoulder secretly in the dark night, or look up at his chin, when suddenly a cool kiss pressed on his cheek. on the eyelids.

The eyes under the external force automatically narrowed, leaving only one big eye blinking with some anxiety.

"Little Wenzi..."

"Ok?"

"Will I grow feathers all over my body and become a birdman in the future?"

"……Won't."

"Xiao Wenzi."

"Ok?"

"In case, in case I really become a birdman, you will still..."

"meeting."

"...Are you so determined? Don't you hesitate?"

"Ah."

"...I will become such a big bird in the future, what should I do if I want to sleep in the bird's nest instead of the coffin?"

"Go back to the underground palace, the acacia tree can put the bird's nest."

"Then what if I still lay eggs?"

"pregnancy."

"What do you do when the egg is raw? Steam it or fry it? Haha, I like steamed egg custard with salt."

"Don't eat, hatch."

"... A nest of little birds hatched? Who will raise my son and daughter every day eating bugs and flying around the house? I won't raise them."

"I raise it."

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa was silent for a while, pulled off the loose pajamas and buried his face in it, he said sullenly:

"Don't you dislike it? Birdman!"

No one said a word above his head for a long time, Wang Xiaobaa was about to raise his head in doubt, when he heard Feng Jin say honestly: "...I hate it."

Wang Xiaobaa: "..." You're done, you're dead, I kicked you in the crotch, and you're a scumbag who will have no children or grandchildren!

Grinning her teeth and wanting to give Wenfeng a bite, Wang Xiaobaa opened her mouth to bite the meat in front of her.

He added: "If you were born, you won't."

Wang Xiaobaa paused, retracted her teeth, and quietly wiped the saliva on them, before silently stuffing her face back.

"...Xiao Wenzi."

"Ok?"

"I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep and I don't want to be a birdman."

"I'll accompany you."

"Then you sing to me, maybe I will fall asleep after listening to it."

Wang Xiaobaa just said that, but Wen Fengjin actually hummed the old northern nursery rhyme that he had hummed before, and he muttered: "I taught you this" and stopped talking.

The sound of smelling the wind is really nice.

Rusty, cold, and with a special magnetic bass, the moment it comes out of the throat, it will make people feel itchy.

There was no extra light in the dark coffin, and the night pearls that illuminated it were taken off, and covered with a double phoenix red quilt, Wang Xiaobaa squinted and listened to the nursery rhymes in her ear before falling asleep after struggling a few times with her eyelids.

When he woke up the next day, the sky was already bright, and he found himself still in Wen Fengji's arms, and opened his eyes as soon as he moved, "Are you awake?"

Wang Xiaobaa stretched her stiff waist and asked him, "Well, did you not sleep yesterday?"

"I don't need to sleep." After Wen Fengjin finished speaking, he put his hands on Wang Xiaobaa's neck and observed, but there was still nothing on it.

Worried and frightened all night, the thing didn't hurt or itch, and they didn't even know what it was, so Wang Xiaobaa simply ignored it and left it to fate.

So he also said a few words of relief, saying what to do, no matter what happens tomorrow, life must continue now.

Baiyu downstairs had already woken up early and consciously cleaned up the housework, Wang Xiaobaa went downstairs to wash up and went into the kitchen to make breakfast, while Wenfengjin upstairs was standing in front of a small desk with Baiyu's cardboard box on it. He took out a book and opened it, an unknown light flickered in his lowered eyes.

After Baiyu moved in, Wang Xiaobaa often joked with him. Although he regained his memory, what Wang Xiaobaa remembers most is the carefree college life. Baiyu is also a typical little sand sculpture. The two of them watched together I can laugh so hard that my stomach hurts in every TV series.

Wang Xiaobaa didn't tell Bai Yu about the neck matter, and he himself observed it carefully for a day.

But this day, nothing happened!

Is it really a side effect of the pill?

Wang Xiaobaa couldn't figure it out either. When it was time to make dinner, she wanted to fry the steak, but there was no more butter.

Olive oil can also be used, but they don't have it!

Wang Xiaobaa yelled, "The wind is gone——our house is out of butter!"

"No more? I'll go buy it!" Bai Yu poked his head at the kitchen door frame and said.

Wang Xiaobaa thought for a while and said, "Let Fengji buy them. There is a supermarket near my house that sells these things. You may not know it, and Fengji is faster."

Bai Yu remembered Wen Fengji's way of flying over the eaves and walls and scratched his head, "That's right."

After a while, the queen's 'errand' Wen Daxie came down from upstairs, and he had already changed his clothes, and skillfully picked up the keys and mobile phone on the table to buy butter.

There was no dissatisfaction on her face being treated as a running errand, Bai Yu secretly sighed: It seems that Wang Xiaobaa is still at the top of the food chain in this family!

10 minute later.

Wang Xiaobaa, who was busy in the kitchen, heard the doorbell. He went out and saw Bai Yu coming out of the room after hearing the doorbell.

Bai Yu was going to open the door, muttering: "This speed is amazing, I'm back so soon."

Wang Xiaobaa frowned when she heard that, no, it would take 10-[-] minutes to go to Wenfeng.

"Wait, don't open the door yet."

"Ah?" Bai Yu immediately let go of the doorknob, turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"

An inexplicable feeling accumulated in her heart, Wang Xiaobaa walked quickly to the villa door without saying a word, and unscrewed the cover on the cat's eye.

Because it was night, and the man's back was facing the light, he could only see that he was a very ordinary-looking man, wearing home clothes as if he was a neighbor who knocked on the door on business, but they rarely saw neighbors around here, and occasionally they passed by. He left in a hurry without saying he would stop and talk.

"Could it be that I'm thinking too much... Dabai, look, why do I think this person is weird." Wang Xiaobaa gave up the seat to Dabai.

Bai Yu leaned over to look at Maoyan suspiciously, "What's the matter? Isn't it Mr. Wen?"

Wang Xiaobaa looked at the white jade sticking to the cat's eye for a while and suddenly stopped moving. When he turned around, his face was full of panic.

He lowered his voice tremblingly and said, "It's that person—it's that person!!!"

Wang Xiaobaa frowned: "That person? What that person?"

Bai Yu's pupils constricted and her face turned pale. While pressing Wang Xiaobaa's shoulders and retreating to hide on the sofa, she broke down and shouted in a low voice, "It's that alien who almost killed me before!"

"!!!"

Fuck!This person actually came to the door!Wang Xiaobaa's face also changed, but he suddenly remembered that there is still news!

His Little Wenzi is really sunny day by day, blowing this guy into the air every minute!

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaobaa suddenly became ambitious and comforted Dabai who was in a mess.

"How dare you come to the door! Don't be afraid of Dabai, watch me let my little Wenzi beat him to death!"

"Boss Wen is indeed fine." Bai Yu covered his face, "But he's not at home right now!"

"..."

Oh, he forgot about it.

Bai Yu said, "...what shall we do now?"

Wang Xiaobaa sighed: "I think we can be afraid now."

Bai Yu: "..."

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