I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

Looking at the crazy woman Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu rushing over, it was like playing a game of eagle catching chickens, Bai Yu stood behind Wang Xiaobaa and grabbed his clothes and screamed.

From the front, Wang Xiaobaa used the martial arts she had learned in her previous life and her stronger strength than ordinary people to push that crazy woman out again and again in a panic.

But the other party is a machine that doesn't get tired at all. After being pushed away, he then rushed over with a strange smile. After playing for a long time, Wang Xiaobaa was exhausted for a while, and Bai Yu behind him was still calling.

Angry Wang Xiaobaa turned her head and gave him a slap, "You're yelling! You're tearing my clothes! Come and help!"

"No, no, no, that's a girl!" Bai Yu frowned, "How can I do anything to a delicate girl?"

Wang Xiaobaa: "...I'm still a man! Do you keep your eyes open to see that she looks a little like a normal girl now? The girl will bark her teeth and shout 'I will kill you'?! Will you?! Your family The girl is chasing someone with a kitchen knife?!"

Um?and many more--

kitchen knife? ! ! ! !

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu stared dumbfounded at the mad woman opposite. The mad woman with her hair down and her messy hair had copied a kitchen knife from the kitchen at some point, and was looking at them like a murderous pervert!

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Bai Yu: "..."

Wang Xiaobaa: "Is this the delicate girl you mentioned? Is this a sickly girl, or the kind who beat Brother Cheng?"

Bai Yu: "...Forget it, pretend I didn't say it."

"Kill you—hehehe—it's all your fault—" The two of them just finished doubting their lives when the 'delicate' girl opposite raised a kitchen knife that was shining with cold light and stained with chopped green onion, and chopped it over.

"Fuck!" Now let alone confrontation, Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yusa Yazi ran to the coffee table in the living room, and the crazy woman holding a kitchen knife chased after them, waving the kitchen knife non-stop.

The three of them circled around the coffee table, several times the kitchen knife narrowly missed Bai Yu's butt who was running behind!

Feeling the coolness on her buttocks, Bai Yu really burst into tears while running.

He yelled to Wang Xiaobaa in front of him: "Brother, run faster! My ass is going to be chopped off! Oh my pants!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the loose trousers on his buttocks were cut wide by a kitchen knife, revealing the flowery trousers!

The crazy woman laughed strangely behind his back, like a stinky hooligan tearing a girl's clothes.

Wang Xiaobaa looked back and suddenly couldn't hold back her joy. It was also at this pause that Bai Yuyan was about to be overtaken by a woman.

"Don't stop, ah ah ah!"

Baiyu's face changed, the kitchen knife fell down suddenly, and the woman's triumphant laughter filled her ears. It was too late and then too fast, Wang Xiaobaa suddenly stopped and turned around, and kicked Baiyu away behind him with one kick. His strength was very strong. Big, this blow sent Bai Yu flying to the sofa and also escaped the crazy woman's kitchen knife.

Bai Yu, who was about to belch, rubbed his numb shoulders from the kick, rolled down from the sofa and hid aside, clutching his heart and letting out a sigh of relief, "Oh my god, if you survive a catastrophe, you will have future blessings. Good fortune..."

And Wang Xiaobaa's mind was running fast, recalling the sword skills she learned in her previous life, her face sank, she picked up the long and thin thing on the coffee table, and drew a very handsome sword skill, aiming at the woman.

The crazy woman froze for a moment, and looked at what was pointing at her with a kitchen knife—itching, brackets: This thing is also called 'not asking for help' in other places.

Wang Xiaobaa squinted her eyes and posed to meet the mad woman's eyes, while Bai Yu looked at the tickle in Wang Xiaobaa's hands and fell silent for a while.

Wang Xiaobaa: On the surface, she is as stable as an old dog, but in reality she is in a panic.

"Don't come here! Or I'll let you try my Xuanfeng swordsmanship!" Now he would bet that this woman was crazy enough to not recognize the tickle in his hand.

Sure enough, the crazy woman stopped, but before Wang Xiaobaa could breathe a sigh of relief, she let out a "sneer".

Wang Xiaobaa: "..."

Bai Yu: "Oh, okay."

It's not a big girl, why are you making fun of me when you're so crazy? !

The composure on Wang Xiaobaa's face vanished in an instant, scratching and running away with a groan, and the crazy woman continued to follow him with a strange smile and brandish a kitchen knife.

Bai Yu, who was hiding behind the sofa, yelled at this moment: "Pull her ring off! That ring is a 'tool' made by my grandfather, it can arouse the darkest and most hateful resentment in people's hearts and make people go crazy! Pull her off and she will wake up! "

"Damn it, you didn't say it earlier!" Wang Xiaobaa yelled and cursed angrily after being chased.

Bai Yu knew she was wrong, and shrank her neck: "...I was chased just now, and my mind went blank. Who else remembers this except for running for my life?"

"..." I really admire you!Wang Xiaobaa didn't have time to talk, so she shouted at the woman behind her, "Calm down, beauty! Tell me what complaints you have, and we will share the burden for you!"

He originally wanted to procrastinate, but he didn't expect the woman behind him to really stop.

When Wang Xiaobaa saw that there was something going on, both Bai Yu and Wang showed a little joy. He stopped to take a breath, not daring to provoke each other, and encouraged each other with the most sincere and gentle tone in his life, "Yes... that's it, you say, we will definitely Listen, even if you lack money or a boyfriend, I will solve it for you."

Bai Yu muttered behind the sofa: "I have no money, and I don't have any single buddies..."

Wang Xiaobaa: "Shut up! I have money! Besides, aren't you still single!?"

After he finished speaking, Bai Yu was still shy, "No, I like to make love with each other for a long time, and we just met for the first time."

Wang Xiaobaa: ... Do you believe that I will scratch you with the itch in my hand and beat you to death?

The woman over there was stunned for a long time and murmured, "Resentment?"

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu: "That's right, that's right, what can't you worry about, you look so pretty."

The woman holding the kitchen knife suddenly raised her head, her pupils dilated and her face distorted, she shouted, "What's wrong with your flat chest! You actually despise me! You don't reply to my message! I'll kill you——!!!"

"..."

Wang Xiaobaa looked at Bai Yu: "Isn't it the darkest and most hateful resentment in my heart? Flat chest? God damn flat chest!"

Bai Yu: "..." I'm also very surprised, buddy.

In broad daylight, a woman broke into her neighbor's house with a kitchen knife and chased and killed two innocent youths because she disliked her flat chest because of her male ticket?Is this plausible?ah! ?

Besides...

Wang Xiaobaa glanced at the shriveled figure of the woman in the purple ice silk pajamas: I didn't notice it just now, it's really flat...

The crazy woman caught Wang Xiaobaa's indescribable expression and became even crazier. She took a kitchen knife and slashed towards her with fire and lightning. stand up.

But after all, his hands were itchy and scratching, so he didn't dare to be tough, so he could only retreat while striking, using the method of unloading the force to pick away the kitchen knife.

Crazy woman: "I killed you, I killed you, I killed you——!"

Wang Xiaobaa was sweating: "Okay, okay, I understand, are you a repeater girl?"

Seeing that Wang Xiaobaa was in trouble, Bai Yu became anxious, stood up and searched for weapons, and shouted to try to appease the woman: "Beauty, don't get excited, he's an innocent guy, and his boyfriend has no breasts!"

Wang Xiaobaa was in a hurry, "Fart, my little Wenzi has a beautiful face, she looks thin in clothes and has flesh in her clothes, and her figure is eight-pack abs and mermaid line, and her chest muscles are even bigger than hers!"

Hearing this, the crazy woman screamed, waving a kitchen knife even more fiercely!

Bai Yu paused when she picked up the badminton racket, "Brothers are at this time, so you can't coax her!"

A large piece was cut off by the kitchen knife, and Wang Xiaobaa also used the tickle scratch to hit the acupuncture point on the woman's shoulder hard, causing her entire arm to hang down weakly, and the kitchen knife fell to the ground with a bang.

Wang Xiaobaa, who was finally able to catch her breath, said righteously, "No way! I'm the best old gong!"

Bai Yu: ...

The woman without the kitchen knife stretched out her other hand this time to fight close to her. The long manicure on her hand glistened in the sun, it was like a white bone claw!

Wang Xiaobaa couldn't really hurt her, so she tore with her all the way, and was knocked down to the ground vigorously. The clothes of the woman in pajamas were lifted up, and Wang Xiaobaa's long hair was about to fall apart. The person rolled back and forth on the ground.

Bai Yu stood at the side holding the badminton racket, dumbfounded, "Damn it, it's so exciting."

Wang Xiaobaa put her elbows against the woman's neck, the crazy woman was still opening her mouth to bite him, the saliva almost fell on his face!

"Stimulate your sister! Come and help me!"

"Huh? Oh, here we come!"

Bai Yu hurriedly picked up the sports skipping rope on the shoe cabinet and rushed over to put it on the woman. The two of them worked together and finally tied up most of the woman.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" Bai Yu screamed.

"Don't worry, I'll help you!" Wang Xiaobaa opened the woman's mouth with her hand, the crazy woman stared at her big eyes and wanted to bite, Wang Xiaobaa picked up an object from the ground and stuffed it into her mouth.

'Kaba Kaba' the soda can was bitten down, and the beer inside was poured into the woman's mouth.

Taking advantage of this moment, Bai Yu held down the woman's hand and pulled off the golden ring on it. The woman without the ring moved around a few times before fainting.

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu were also exhausted. After looking at each other, they each sat on the ground panting.

"Is she okay..." Wang Xiaobaa wiped her face and asked.

Bai Yu shook his head, "It's nothing, it should be exhausted."

Wang Xiaobaa said: "Can you put away this kind of thing at home, if there are two more rings like this, we will burp!"

Bai Yu shook her head innocently, "No, I put the ring and everything left by grandpa in a big box and hid it in the bedroom closet. Who knows how it got into her hands, it's so strange..."

Wang Xiaobaa couldn't figure it out either, and the two guessed for a while before helping the woman on the ground and putting her on the sofa.

Otherwise, the current scene is really too misleading. A woman in thin pajamas is tied to the ground and drank a mouthful of wine. Two big men sit aside and pant. If the neighbors knock on the door, they will grow up I can't explain it clearly.

But it was also strange that no neighbor came to knock on the door after they made such a big noise upstairs. Wang Xiaobaa asked Bai Yu out of curiosity.

Bai Yu waved his hand: "Most of this building is empty. There are a few old men and women on the first and second floors. You can't hear those ears even if you are playing disco upstairs."

The two were resting, the living room, kitchen and themselves were in a mess, when there was another knock on the door.

Both Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu were dumbfounded: "Isn't it? Come again!"

However, as soon as the knock on the door rang, he was kicked away vigorously by "Kang Dang". The silver-haired and red-eyed Wen Fengjin rushed in and pulled Wang Xiaobaa into his arms, sweeping his sharp and strange eyes. Then he locked on the unconscious woman on the sofa and Bai Yu who was also in a panic.

Bai Yu was startled by his eyes and quickly raised his hands, Wen Fengji's eyes dissipated a lot of hostility, he lowered his head and put his palms into Wang Xiaobaa's loose clothes and slowly groped.

"Are you hurt?"

"No."

Wang Xiaobaa leaned against Wen Fengjin's chest, feeling her tight chest muscles and her frightened heart calmed down a lot.

People, once you feel relaxed, start to hide. He looked at Baiyu and patted his little Wenzi's chest with his hands.

Wang Xiaobaa: Did you see, there is meat!

Bai Yu: ...

Then he rubbed hard against Xiao Wenzi's arms again, Wen Feng frowned thinking he was frightened, lightly kissed the top of Wang Xiaobaa's hair, and rubbed his back with his palm.

Wang Xiaobaa: Did you see, this boyfriend is powerful!

Bai Yu: ...

Bai Yu: Pooh!

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