I and My Husband Sleep in a Coffin

"These books are incomplete." Wen Fengjin picked up those old books and flipped through them one by one. Suddenly, his bony fingers stopped, and Wen Fengji's face changed drastically, but he covered it up instantly, picked up the The book said to Bai Yu: "There are several numbers on the last page of each book, which are the date and number."

"You should have thirty-one of these books, and here are only seventeen."

"Ah? It's so far away." Bai Yu was startled, and quickly picked up a book and flipped to the last page. He found that there were number and date written on it, but they were all special characters. He thought it was the author's signature: "I Haven't found it yet."

"You didn't recognize all the characters on it, how did you practice it?" Wang Xiaobaa asked Bai Yu.

The swarthy Dabai bared a mouthful of shiny teeth, and said proudly, "Of course it's based on guesswork!"

"..." It's not easy for this child to live at such an age, Wang Xiaobaa thought silently.

"Oh, by the way, Fengjin, since you can understand it, is there anything written about those weapons?" Wang Xiaobaa leaned over to look.

Wen Fengjin rolled up the book and tapped it lightly on the head of Wang Xiaobaa, who was probing his head, "Only some materials for making utensils are written on it, and the essays are also recorded in special characters. By the way, I just saw you always rubbing your neck."

A big cool hand pinched the back of Wang Xiaobaa's neck like a kitten, and gently pressed the protruding joints and kneaded them.

"Does it hurt here?"

"Wow!" Wang Xiaobaa let out a scream and reached back to push Wen Fengjin's big hand, "Oh, don't squeeze it, it might be a stiff neck, it's almost numb to death when you pinch it!"

Wen Feng let go of his hand with a smile in his eyes, and put the book in his hand back into the box on the ground.

At this moment, the window of the living room suddenly 'bang! ' A bang!A big bat-like thing was firmly stuck outside the window, and it was looking at them gloomyly with its eyes open!

"Fuck!"

"Fuck!"

Both Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu were scared to death, Wang Xiaobaa jumped into Wen Fengjin's arms with a groan, and Bai Yu also groaned, but he opened his arms and looked around, and found that the two people on the opposite side were completely After playing without himself, he squatted down in panic and aggrieved and hugged the big box with books on the ground tightly.

Hey, grandpa is covering me!

Dark clothes, greasy hair, and dirty fingers. A big face was pressed against the window, and the whole body was deformed. Because the small window was blocked by people, the living room they were in It looked dim.

The two puppies shivered for a long time, but the person above the window was still looking at them motionlessly, their dark eyes rolling like glass balls, Wang Xiaobaa took a peek and found that the other party was also looking at him , and slowly pulled out a smile...

"My little girl!!!"

Wang Xiaobaa swallowed in fright, Wen Fengjin hugged him tightly with one hand, but her dark pupils met with the strange man opposite, the strange man grinned silently, Wen Fengjin smiled after seeing him for a while, But the smile was as cold as if it had been dipped in ice.

While secretly looking at the strange man outside the window, Wang Xiaobaa quickly asked Bai Yu, "Dabai, Dabai! Look at how this man is motionless. Did the resident upstairs accidentally fall down?"

Bai Yu was about to cry, "I live on the top floor! Is there a resident somewhere above me!"

"..." Wang Xiaobaa trembled even harder, "Could it be cosplay Spider-Man..."

"...Brother, to be honest, I have never seen anyone dressed like this cosplaying Spider-Man..." Bai Yu shook her head while looking back at the 'big bat' behind her, seeing the smile on the other person's face, trembling like a second-hand washing machine Yes, the whole person turned into a vibration mode, "No, buddy, you, you, you, take a look at what he is holding in his hand, why is it so like the only copy my grandfather left me?"

Wang Xiaobaa turned her head and took a look: "It's not like that."

Bai Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh? Fortunately..."

Wang Xiaobaa covered her face: "Like a hammer! That's what it is!"

Bai Yu's complexion changed, she glared at the man angrily, and cursed: "I said, why do I feel that so many books are missing! It turns out that you, the son of a bitch, stole them!"

The ghostly man on the window looked at him, Bai Yu's angry expression disappeared in an instant, she gave up with a bang, and continued to turn her head and tremble holding the box.

"Hey, he stole my book, and he's still killing me!"

"..." Do you still dare to be a little spineless?Wang Xiaobaa couldn't help complaining, but at this moment, he heard the news and made a move. If he said that the boss of his family is indeed a boss, he is a cute person who has raised a group of monsters.

Seeing that his face was calm and his hands were not shaking, he gently pushed Wang Xiaobaa behind him, and walked towards the window step by step.

When the weirdo saw Wenfeng approaching, his mouth cracked even bigger, his dark eyes were provocative, and the glass fell out in a blink of an eye!

Oh My God!This is the sixth floor!

Both Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu were stunned by his actions.

"Xiao Wenzi!" Wang Xiaobaa shouted in a low voice behind Wen Fengjin, and Wen Fengjin's back was slender, and his silver hair swayed in a slight arc behind him.

"It's all right, I'll be right back." After finishing speaking, he also opened the window and jumped down.

Wang Xiaobaa nervously ran to the window and looked down. Baiyu didn't look rich, so the rented house was also in the oldest and dilapidated part of the city. Countless buildings with peeling walls were densely packed and uneven, everywhere It's all narrow alleys and piles of sundries.

Like the ninja in the animation, the weirdo quickly interspersed with various low houses, and Wenfeng followed closely behind. After a while, the figures of the two turned into the alley and disappeared.

Bai Yu also followed Wang Xiaobaa and leaned over to look down, "My god, these two can fly! What shall we do now?"

"What can I do? Naturally, I'm waiting." Wang Xiaobaa frowned and sighed worriedly. When she tilted her head, her neck began to feel uncomfortable again.

……

In the intricate and dirty alleys, the jumping person suddenly stagnated in the air, fell from a high altitude as if controlled by something, and slammed on a pile of garbage bags.

The person who fell got up from the ground nimbly, leaned against the corner of the wall and looked up at the sky, as if he was dirty but felt no pain.

After a few seconds, Wen Fengjin also jumped down from the top, squinting his eyes: "Run, don't run away? Give me the book, and where is the person who asked you to steal the book?"

The person in the corner grinned grinningly. He looked like a human being, but there was a sense of disobedience everywhere.

Wen Feng could see it, he frowned and lowered it.

"It seems that it is useless to say anything to you, a poorly made inferior product."

Wen Fengjin's body suddenly disappeared from the spot, and that person immediately took a defensive posture.

The invisible thing hit the man's defensive arm violently, but it didn't make a dull sound of hitting the person, but the feeling like hitting wood.

The two fought together quickly, and every attack Wen Feng made was very fast and ruthless!This blow can crush ordinary trees, and the man on the opposite side grabbed it with bent hands, and was able to resist such an attack, but even then, his body was not as flexible as before.

Ten fingers rushed towards him ferociously, Wenfeng bent over to dodge, and slammed the opponent flying against the wall with one leg.

Miscellaneous things jingled bells and palms.

The man who was about to struggle to get up was also pinned down by Wen Feng.

The sharp fingers aimed at Feng Jin's thigh this time, but before he succeeded, there was a crisp sound, similar to the kind of wood breaking...

The body that lost its head fell to the ground with a bang and did not move. Hearing the wind, he unscrewed the head from his hands and held it in front of him with a smile that was not a smile. The two pairs of eyes looked at each other, and the head was still grinning! ! !

And the body whose head was twisted off did not shed any blood, and even a lot of straw fell from the body!

He crushed the wooden head that was made in his hand, and threw the fragments on the ground with his hands, then lowered his body and took out the book from the body that was no longer moving.

He straightened up and opened the book, at that moment the pupils of his deep eyes shrank into needles!

The books are blank, this is a trap, no one has stolen the books at all, those books have long since disappeared.

"Little baa—" Wen Fengji clenched his hands instantly, his long and narrow eyes turned bloody and quickly turned around and ran back and forth!

……

Watching Wenfeng jump out, Wang Xiaobaa sat on the chair in the living room rubbing her neck, Baiyu finished packing the boxes on the floor and saw how uncomfortable he was, so she said, "Wait a minute, I'll go to the refrigerator to get two cans of cold beer. If you apply it to your neck, it may be better."

"Okay, thank you."

"You're welcome."

Bai Yu giggled and went into the kitchen to search for things in the refrigerator, just at this time someone knocked on the door, just as Bai Yu was about to stand up, Wang Xiaobaa waved her hand, "You look first, I'll open it, maybe the wind has blown back. "

"Oh, fine." Thinking that the person who could knock on his house was either the utility collector or the landlord, Bai Yu knelt down and continued searching.

Wang Xiaobaa got up from the chair, went to the door and opened it. Outside the door stood a woman with her head drooping. She was wearing smooth purple ice silk pajamas, and she didn't seem to be wearing underwear. look.

"Well, what's the matter with you, beauty?"

"Ring..." The woman staggered as if she had drunk too much, she said this vaguely, then raised her left hand up to face Wang Xiaobaa, "There is...a ring... engraved with white characters... Is it yours?"

Seeing that she was indeed wearing a ring, Wang Xiaobaa yelled to the kitchen, "Dabai—a beautiful woman wore a gold ring engraved with white characters on her hand, and she asked if it was yours!"

Bai Yu laughed out loud in the refrigerator, "Haha, I'm so poor that I'm going to eat dirt, where is there a gold ring with a white letter engraved on it—what the hell! What!"

Bai Yu's face changed drastically: "Leave her quickly!"

"What?" Just as Wang Xiaobaa turned her head, the woman at the door suddenly rushed over like crazy and knocked Wang Xiaobaa far away!

"Ah!" Wang Xiaobaa clutched the back of her head and burst into tears from the pain. Just as she wanted to get up, the crazy woman picked up the pillow on the sofa and rushed over to press him firmly on the face!

"Let you despise me! Make you not reply to my message! Hahahaha kill you oh kill you! Hahahaha"

That woman is Li Manman who picked up the ring before, and now she is wearing a translucent purple pajamas, sitting on the stomach of Wang Xiaobaa who was too late to get up, with a ferocious smile on her face, her arms are like steel pillows Covering his face, trying to smother him to death!

When the sight was pitch black and I couldn't see anything, and I couldn't breathe, the rough linen fabric rubbed against my face and it hurt!

Human instincts made Wang Xiaobaa panic and tear the woman sitting on him with her hands, regardless of whether the other party was a girl or not, life matters!

That white jade scrambled over and stood behind her, looking at the other party's pajamas where it was not appropriate to start!

never mind!Bai Yu gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and clamped the woman's creaking hole with his hands from behind, trying to set her up!

But I didn't expect that such a weak woman would be pulled so tightly that she didn't move at all. Bai Yu really used up all her strength, but Wang Xiaobaa, who was pressed to the ground by this woman and covered her face with a pillow, just couldn't help it. Moved……

"!!!!!!"

Bai Yu stared wide-eyed and sat slumped on the ground: It's over, people don't move...It's over, it's all over...

Just thinking about it, Wang Xiaobaa, who was already motionless, suddenly grabbed Bai Yu's ankle!

“Wow wow wow!!!”

"Whoa are you!"

Wang Xiaobaa, who was crushed on the ground, bent her knees violently, and threw the crazy woman off her body at once. After getting up from the ground, she looked at the woman vigilantly!

Seeing that he survived, Bai Yu leaned over in surprise and shouted, "I'm too good at relying on you, so it's all right? A normal person would have been smothered to death long ago!"

Yes, normal people should have been smothered to death long ago.

but……

After being covered and struggling for a long time, Wang Xiaobaa suddenly remembered something.

What a zongzi he is!Zombies still breathe farts!

...I must have accidentally poured water into my head when I washed my face today, Wang Xiaobaa thought so, and the woman on the opposite side yelled again: "I'll kill you!" and rushed over!

Wang Xiaobaa and Bai Yu: Damn it!Again!

[The author has something to say: This is the second update today.

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