[Zhang Yunlei] Shige is on top

On the cross talk stage, poking back and forth is the norm. Since Zhang Yunlei held back his strength to poke himself, Ling Jiuye simply let it go and said that it is not a word in the book anyway, and it is not easy to hang up now. .

When I heard "Zhang Fugui'er", Zhang Yunlei was in a bad mood. I don't know why, he has gained a lot of nicknames recently, such as Mr. Zhang, Zhang Manyue, the most annoying thing is this Zhang Fuguier, who was also ridiculed by Ling Jiuye Like the name of a dog, he was so angry that he was hanged on the stage, he gritted his teeth with hatred, picked up the fan and slapped him on the shoulder, "What Zhang Fugui! Then who is that!"

"Oops!" Seeing Ling Jiuye being beaten, the girls in the front row wailed in a drawn-out tone. Zhang Yunlei glared at her indignantly, and burst out laughing.

"Okay, let's not talk about Zhang Fugui, you can teach it, Zhang Yunlei taught it," Ling Jiuye knew that he was tired of the name, shrugged his shoulders deliberately, pointed at him while he was not paying attention, and mouthed down silently Mouth 'Zhang Fuguier'.

Zhang Yunlei suddenly felt that something was wrong, turned his head to look at him, Ling Jiuye immediately shut up, looked down seriously, then turned his head, looked at him, pretending not to know, "Huh?"

"Hmm, what! Sing!" Zhang Yunlei guessed that he was playing tricks, but he didn't catch his appearance, so he could only vent his anger with his homework, "Don't you say that you can sing the lyrics of Taiping well? Come on, let me listen to a part of the song. Let's see how innovative your Jiuzike is, sing!"

"Why are you taking on the captain's posture?" Ling Jiuye pointed at him and said with his head down, "The best time for our captain is to check homework."

"Go away!" Zhang Yunlei pushed him, holding back a smile, and pushed the imperial son on the table so that he could take it, "Don't talk nonsense, sing quickly."

"Okay, okay, just sing," Ling Jiuye took the red silk bag, opened it, and inside was a pair of black imperial sons, holding it in his hands, "Now let's start singing."

"I thought you didn't need Yuzi, innovation, isn't it? How about playing the piano?" Zhang Yunlei started to make trouble, looked at him with his arms folded, and smacked his lips, "Can you play?"

"You bring the piano up, can I really play the letter?" Ling Jiuye didn't care, deliberately teasing him, holding Yuzi with his left hand, "Who can't play Yuzi, can you beat it well? Come on!"

As soon as he took the imperial son, many girls below shouted for him to beat some flowers. Ling Jiuye was also unambiguous. He held the imperial son in his left hand and started beating. His hands shook like sifting chaff, and the imperial son fell to the ground.

"What are you doing, sifting chaff, like Parkinson's!" Zhang Yunlei pointed at him with a look of disgust, "Okay, Ling Jiuye, you smashed my royal son!"

Ling Jiuye bent down to pick it up, with a speechless expression on his face, "What is your royal son, this is mine!"

"I gave this to you!!" Zhang Yunlei felt aggrieved, pointing at him and complaining, "You threw my imperial son!"

With such a pretentious attitude, the female fans below were blown away again, and they all started booing.

This is really a little better and started to be a demon again. Ling Jiuye almost didn't roll his eyes, so he could only continue, "The one who gave me is mine, and return your imperial son... good, good," said, putting the piece he picked up. In the left hand, the right hand touched lightly, "Good boy, it doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt."

"No, you're autistic?!" Zhang Yunlei didn't expect him to be like this, and almost laughed, covering his mouth, "Why are you like Zhou Jiuliang?"

"As soon as we came out of the dormitory, we loved raising this. I raised Yuzi, and he raised the microphone," Ling Jiuye shrugged.

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, sing!" Zhang Yunlei turned his face away and looked at the side curtain. Meng Hetang and Zhou Jiuliang, who picked them up, were watching there. He couldn't help but glared at them, then looked at Ling Jiuye, "Sing!"

"Just sing it, let me tell you, if you don't know if you sing it, immediately, the title of the old artist of Taiping lyrics will be lost," Ling Jiuye said in a big way, but slipped away.

"Don't be poor, sing, come, come, let me hear which part I don't know, and what else I don't know, cut~" Zhang Yunlei curled his lips, seeing that he had started beating Yuzi, and waited silently.

"Shi Chonghao, Fan Danqiong, Gan Luoyun sooner or later..." Ling Jiuye just sang a few lines, when Zhang Yunlei started to pick up——

"Grandpa Peng's life is high and Yan Hui is short-lived, six of them are in the five elements..." Zhang Yunlei sang a few words, flicking his sleeves, "Taigong sells noodles, right!"

Ling Jiuye paused, then turned to look at him, without making a sound, with a half-smile.

"Isn't it right, I don't know, there is nothing I don't know about the lyrics of Taiping!" Zhang Yunlei was so arrogant.

"I don't know if you know how to sell noodles, I'm trying to save face for you, you know?" Ling Jiuye snorted and pouted.

"No, I don't need you to save face. Who said just now that our nine-character subject needs to innovate. After singing my Taiping lyrics today, the old artist can't keep it. Taigong sells noodles! Isn't that right! Can I?!" Zhang Yunlei took Holding the fan against the table, she looked at him and gestured, "Come here."

"What's the matter, I really don't want to lose face, I saved it specially for you!" Ling Jiuye had an expression of "a dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know a good heart".

"No, thank you, you're such a filial son," Zhang Yunlei came over and touched his cheek, and the female fan below him immediately started screaming.

"...I'm still a good husband, why don't you give it a try?" Okay, who wouldn't know how to copy cheap?Ling Jiuye reacted very quickly, immediately began to show the relationship between the two of them, and smiled at him with bared teeth.

The fans below immediately started booing, and the "噫" sounded one after another, endlessly.

"Die or not, you!" Zhang Yunlei blushed and pushed him vigorously, afraid of being noticed by his subordinates, he cursed, "Don't do this, you want to take advantage of me if it's against you! Come on Erduan Son! Don't talk nonsense!"

"Okay, don't lose face, okay, it's the second paragraph, listen up," Ling Jiuye cleared his throat, and continued to sing, "Han Gaozu ~ Youdao..."

"Sitting in the mountains and rivers, there are the king, the minister, the good and the people..." Zhang Yunlei interrupted him and took it, "Han Xin is a fortune teller!"

Ling Jiuye looked at him and threw Yuzi away, "No, Zhang Yunlei, are you so interesting?"

Zhang Yunlei tilted his head and smiled at him, "Interesting? Come on, the new artist of Taiping Lyrics, I, an old artist, guessed it~"

"Okay, I want to save face for you, you don't care, do you?" Ling Jiuye pointed at him, picked up the imperial son, as if angry, "Success, I tell you Zhang Yunlei, you will definitely not in the next paragraph!"

"I definitely will!" Zhang Yunlei denied it.

"Certainly not!"

"definitely will!!"

"Can you eat something else?" Ling Jiuye waited for him to argue with him, and looked at him with a suppressed smile.

"I..." Zhang Yunlei was about to repeat, but suddenly realized that this is not a word in the book, he was trying to hurt himself, turned around and strangled his neck with one hand, "I'll bite you to death!"

Ling Jiuye couldn't help laughing, grabbed his left wrist that was pinching his neck with his right hand, covered his mouth, and mouthed to him, "Where are you gnawing?"

Zhang Yunlei suddenly felt his face was hot, he pushed him, turned his back to the stage, and finally couldn't help laughing, his face was flushed to the neck, even the pinnae of his ears were red.

Seeing that he was shy, Ling Jiuye found it interesting, and waited for him to calm down a little before continuing to work, "No this time?"

"Sing, singing, don't turn a corner and curse people, I tell you, if you provoke me, be careful, I will touch porcelain!" This time, Zhang Yunlei was cautious.

"It's okay, I'm rich," Ling Jiuye patted his chest, and hit Yuzi again, "Come on, you won't be able to do it after three paragraphs, the beautiful scenery of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world, and the exotic flowers and plants on the shore of the West Lake are in season Fragrant..."

At the beginning of him, the girls below all started to sing in chorus. Zhang Yunlei looked at the chorus with a fan and smiled, and his mood was different from his own. Now even Ling Jiuye can lead the girls to sing, in his heart Unspeakably happy, after they sang a verse, they said, "Oh, what a vulgar piece, I don't know how to do it, let me tell you that I learned this from me, the homework I assigned, isn't it?"

"Yes!" The fans nodded.

"Legend of the White Snake!" Zhang Yunlei threw his fan and looked at Ling Jiuye, "I'm sure I won't pay it back for this, but let me agree to something else. I'll tell you what I'll eat. This is the Legend of the White Snake."

"Is this the Legend of the White Snake?" Ling Jiuye looked at him in surprise, and put down his son, "Isn't that right? Isn't your Legend of the White Snake like this?" He put his hands together and began to twist, singing while twisting, "Mount Qingcheng Under Bai Suzhen~”

Zhang Yunlei pushed him vigorously, and Ling Jiuye also staggered, pretending to be pushed and fell by him, "This is your Legend of the White Snake!"

"You think I can't come, don't you?" Zhang Yunlei was so aroused by him, and just about to move, he saw Ling Jiuye's eyes change suddenly, and his face instantly grew long. The words came back round again, "If I can twist it, I won't twist it! You are singing the lyrics of Taiping White Snake! Who are you taking along?"

"I didn't pick anyone up, it was you," Ling Jiuye pointed at him, his eyes were full of warnings, and his face immediately turned cloudy, "Okay, you, you have guessed all three paragraphs."

"You are not damaged! Is this what I guessed, I would have done it! Don't do this, it's called innovation?" Although Zhang Yunlei said so, he breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, his eyes were a little sad, and he felt Ling Jiuye deliberately let himself make a mistake. Fortunately, he reacted in time, otherwise he would have to be scolded when he went down. It felt like he had escaped a catastrophe.

"Okay, I'm taking your second senior brother's face into consideration, and you can sing three verses for you on purpose. If you want to say that, then I will use my kung fu to suppress the bottom of the box," Ling Jiuye looked at him. He became more honest, stopped staring at him, and continued to talk, "The next one will not be so simple."

"Hey, do you still have the box?" Zhang Yunlei shrugged his shoulders, "Take out all the bottom of your box and let me see, how big is the box?"

"Scared you to death," Ling Jiuye took the imperial son again and sang, "That Duke Zhuang..."

"Persuading people!" Zhang Yunlei picked up a fan and slapped him on the head, "Persuading people is called innovation! You think you are the only ones who can pluck your hair, right?!"

Ling Jiuye didn't expect that he would hit him. Zhang Yunlei didn't look carefully when he hit him suddenly. The fan bone hit him on the head, which really hurt a bit. He turned his face to look at him, grinning.

Zhang Yunlei just wanted to vent his anger. These days, he was so scared that he didn’t look like the second senior brother. He wanted to knock him lightly, but he didn’t know how to measure it. It really hurt him, so he watched it with a smile He has an apologetic face.

"Why do you want to squeeze, come, come, come, let's see who can beat the other?" Ling Jiuye bowed his head and leaned towards him, a little depressed, left the microphone, and whispered, "It hurts."

As soon as Zhang Yunlei heard that he was in pain, Zhang Yunlei immediately felt distressed, and secretly scolded himself that he was not serious, that he really hurt him, and pretended to squeeze him, but in fact, he rubbed his head and scratched his hair, afraid that his hairstyle would be messed up It's messed up, after all, it's been a long time before going on stage, "You want to touch porcelain? Don't do this kind of thing, it's just to persuade others, isn't it?"

Only then was Ling Jiuye satisfied, and he straightened up to look at him, "Who said it was persuasion, have I finished singing?"

"After you sing, you are also persuading people. That Mr. Zhuang traveled to the west of the city and saw others riding horses and I rode donkeys. Isn't this just persuading people?" Zhang Yunlei went to see him while talking, and saw that he was fine. Just rest assured.

"Innovation, innovation, do you understand? Why does Mr. Zhuang have to go to the west of the city for his leisure time? The other three doors are blocked and he is not allowed to leave?" Ling Jiuye scratched his hair, glanced at him, and was about to go back and settle accounts together, "I If you don’t go to the west of the city, you’re going to kill me?”

"If you don't go to the west of the city, where are you going?" Zhang Yunlei is not afraid of him now, he has revenge and resentment, and the rest can be discussed at home, "Okay, I made a mistake, I interrupted the corner, You keep singing, keep singing, I'll see where you go."

"Listen well," Ling Jiuye re-ordered, "Mr. Zhuang is out for a leisurely trip... Sanqing Garden~" Turning to look at him, "Is it different?"

Zhang Yunlei's face suddenly turned serious, "Don't say it, it's really different."

Ling Jiuye: "Have you heard that?"

Zhang Yunlei: "I haven't heard of it."

Ling Jiuye: "Are you convinced?"

Zhang Yunlei bowed, "Ah~Princess~"

"Are you a son-in-law? I ask you if you are convinced, what kind of princess are you singing with me? We are talking about the Yellow Crane Tower here?" Ling Jiuye pulled him and scolded, "I will ask you if you are not convinced!"

"If you don't accept it, you won't accept it!!" Zhang Yunlei began to swear, with his arms akimbo, "Sing one sentence, one sentence, you sing down!"

"Okay, I don't believe I can't beat you today, listen!" Ling Jiuye was speechless at his show, holding back his strength to take advantage of it, and changed his gender in a blink of an eye! "Mr. Zhuang is out for a leisurely trip...Sanqing Garden~ I saw it~"

"Others ride horses, I ride donkeys!" Zhang Yunlei continued with a wave of his fan.

Ling Jiuye glanced at him, thought about it, and sang, "I see, I'm riding a... alpaca~!"

"Yo--!"

The head exploded, Zhang Yunlei turned around and stared at him in seconds, his face flushed, and he tried to push him, but unfortunately he couldn't push him, so he had to turn his face away from the audience to ease his embarrassment and shyness.

Seeing him like this, Ling Jiuye couldn't hold back his laughter, and turned around with him, couldn't help laughing, turned his head and waved his hands, trying to make the audience calm down, but the more he did this, the more he booed. For a while, the whole small theater couldn't stop laughing.

The two of them talked so happily on the stage, the senior brothers who were watching from the side screen felt helpless as if they had been hit by a critical blow.

Didn't these two couples show their affection here on purpose?

The audience below don't know, can they still not know, just because of his feet, the second master of Deyun Society made Jiuye very angry, Dong Jiuhan almost cried in fright, fortunately Zhang Yunlei has been honest these days, Otherwise, they were really afraid that Sanqing Garden would be demolished by this bully, and even Yang Jiulang had been looked down upon by him for several days, so they had to beg for mercy.

So Ling Jiuye took Zhang Yunlei on the stage, teased him with all his strength, and took advantage of it. In the final analysis, it was not for the sake of venting his anger!

Why don't people say that it's not terrible to be uneducated, but what's terrible is that you meet an educated hooligan!

The author has something to say: Come and ride the alpaca hahaha~~~

Two funny people on stage may go crazy 23333

And

Not afraid of hooligans and no culture

I'm afraid that gangsters are educated and rich hhhhhh

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