[Zhang Yunlei] Shige is on top

Ling Jiuye's birthday special, one show after another.

The host was Sun Zizhao, who came here to help, and came to the stage to announce, "Next, please enjoy the cross talk and sing the lyrics of Taiping. The performers are Ling Jiuye and Zhang Yunlei."

When Sun Zizhao made such an announcement, the audience below, especially the female fans, were going to explode. Seeing Ling Jiuye helping Zhang Yunlei come out, they rushed to the front of the stage to give gifts, and it suddenly became a large-scale shopping scene, lively Extremely.

Ling Jiuye first helped Zhang Yunlei to the table and made him stand up, then went to the front of the stage to pick up the presents, and thanked him as he received them, while Zhang Yunlei looked at the crowded scene below with a smile, and was also happy.

Many girl fans crowded in front of the stage to hand gifts, looking forward to saying a few words and shaking hands with Ling Jiuye. Even the moment when they handed gifts and touched them, they felt happy. Some people kept handing gifts and leaving contentedly, while others Squeezed in, calling his name all the time——

"Happy Birthday Nine Nights!"

"Happy birthday!"

"Nine nights are so handsome~"

"Nine nights and nine nights~~"

There were too many fans below, Ling Jiuye could only try his best to pick up the gifts they handed over, and kept repeating, "Hey, thank you, I heard that, thank you, pay attention to safety, go back quickly, and pay attention to safety."

Seeing how popular he is, Zhang Yunlei felt a sense of pride. He kept staring at his back until he heard many girls calling his name. Then he turned to the left side of the stage. Many fans had already gathered and were waving at him. "Hey, listen, listen."

As he agreed, he supported the table and wanted to move forward, intending to pick up the gifts from the fans. Before he could move, he saw Ling Jiuye looking back, hesitant, and didn't dare to go any further. Over there on the side curtain.

Seeing this, Dong Jiuhan, who had been watching all the time, hurried up to pick up the presents for him, and watched him by the way, afraid that he would go to collect the gifts without knowing what to do. If there was a mistake, Ling Jiuye would have to tear the audience apart on the spot, but Terrible.

Seeing how honest he is, Ling Jiuye was relieved. After receiving a wave of gifts, he got up and went back to the microphone, "Okay, okay, go back quickly, we're going to talk about cross talk, don't go back to sit and run away from home , everyone, be safe and go back to listen to cross talk."

Seeing that he had returned, the fans put the presents on the stage one after another, and they all returned and sat down to watch the show.

Seeing that most of the audience had sat down, Ling Jiuye adjusted the microphone and smiled, "Thank you, everyone, for coming to my show and bringing presents, so don't bring presents in the future, especially toys, which Qin Xiaoxian likes Yes, I am also a person who has studied in college..."

"Who are you carrying?!" Zhang Yunlei was displeased when he heard it, and raised his hand to hit him, staring at him with his hands on his hips.

Ling Jiuye turned his head, looking surprised, "Hey! Why are you standing here today? If you don't make a sound, I think Brother Kun has grown up~"

There was a burst of laughter below, and the audience burst into joy.

"Do you think it's new? Don't say I think it's new too. It's hard to stand in the table," Zhang Yunlei seldom compliments, but once in a while he thinks it's quite interesting, and holds his hand.

"Yes, everyone thinks it's new. Regardless of whether you know our brothers or not, you have to make a simple self-introduction. I am a cross talk actor from Deyun Club. My name is Ling Jiuye," Ling Jiuye said. He took a small step, lowered his head and bowed, and shouted from the bottom, everyone applauded, and then spread his hands to introduce the new partner around him, "The one who gave me a lot of praise today is my senior brother, Zhang Yunlei."

"Oh——!" After Zhang Yunlei was introduced, the shouts from below became even louder. When Ling Jiuye heard this, he took a step back and turned around to go down the stage.

"Come back!" Zhang Yunlei laughed and scolded him, beckoning, "Where are you going?"

Ling Jiuye came back again, stood in front of the microphone and looked at the audience, a little aggrieved, "Hey, all the fans here are my fake fans, your real fans."

"No, no, everyone came here because they like you. Today is your birthday special," Zhang Yunlei encouraged everyone, and started booing, "Isn't it?"

"Yes—!" The female fans were overjoyed, and quickly chimed in.

"Hey, thank you all," Ling Jiuye saluted again, "It's my birthday, so my senior brother, who is also my captain, came here to cheer me up. Although there may be suspicion of checking homework, I still have to be serious. treat……"

"Why did I check my homework?" Zhang Yunlei pushed him, "Okay, since you said so, I haven't been to Sanqing Garden for a long time, so let's just check back homework today."

"No, just start checking homework like that?" Ling Jiuye couldn't believe it, leaning on his fan to look at him, "Okay, why don't we just check homework?" Turning to look at the side screen, "Brother Li can come up and join us."

"Damn it, don't call him, my brain hurts listening to him sing," Zhang Yunlei shouted quickly, "I want to check your homework now, why are you calling him?"

"Okay, okay, come on, what does the captain want to investigate?" Ling Jiuye shrugged his shoulders, looked at him and asked, "Nine characters are not cowardly, don't care if our singing can make your brain hurt, we Just dare to sing."

"Okay, if you are ambitious, let's talk about it first, what are our basic homework?" Zhang Yunlei leaned on the table and looked at him slightly sideways.

"Oh, that's the test for me, what are the four subjects of cross talk?" Ling Jiuye paused, and immediately answered——

"Eat, drink, prostitute and gamble!"

Everyone roared with laughter, Ling Jiuye looked down and pursed his lips, "You're wrong, our master won't let you gamble..."

"Let me go whoring!" Zhang Yunlei pushed him, looked down, and pointed, "Why don't you tell me there are still people calling for whoring?"

Ling Jiuye supported his waist and uttered a word, "Tired."

There was another laugh below.

"Let's talk about it, our four subjects are designated not to whoring whoring whoring whoring, it's really tiring..." Ling Jiuye didn't change his face and his heart beat, and there was a sound of "噫" from below, and he continued without stopping , "Everyone knows our four subjects, talk, learn and sing."

"Hey, that's right, this is our current four subjects," Zhang Yunlei nodded.

"Before, I was eating, drinking, and whoring, right?" Ling Jiuye looked at him.

"Fuck you!" Zhang Yunlei pushed him, but he didn't move at all, and pouted.

"My brother is right, their homework is to talk and sing," Ling Jiuye played with the fan.

"What's the matter, didn't we come from the same door?" Zhang Yunlei raised his eyebrows.

"We are from the same school, but we are not from the same subject." Ling Jiuye took it for granted, "Look, you are from the Yunzi Branch, I am from the Jiuzi Branch, and there is a Crane Branch in the middle. Well, so there is a generation gap between us, and we learn different things.”

"Hey, what's the matter, why are the things you're learning different?" Zhang Yunlei was at a loss, "Why don't I know?"

"Can you compare with us? Who are you, the second senior brother of Deyun Society, you and Master are closely related. The front stage is called Master, and the audience is brother-in-law. Then we can compare, right?" Ling Jiuye shrugged his shoulders, feeling sorry for himself.

"It's as if you've never lived in a rose garden," Zhang Yunlei said casually, and the audience immediately began to 'ooh'.

Ling Jiuye didn't expect him to hit himself with this here, so he could only look at him with a suppressed smile, "I've lived in the Rose Garden, and I'm also from the Jiuzi Branch. There's still a gap between you and me."

"Yes, you were still called Ling Chen when I was practicing." Zhang Yunlei raised his neck and pouted at him, "Then tell me, why is your Jiuzike different from our Yunzike?"

Ling Jiuye was speechless, the good words came out of his mouth, and he might bring you new words at any time, and he would use himself to hang up every minute without stopping, sighed, "This You don't know, we have to learn four other subjects besides speaking and singing in the nine-character subject."

"Oh, then I really don't know," Zhang Yunlei looked at him in surprise and said, "You have to explain to us."

"Look, you don't know, don't you, let me tell you," Ling Jiuye put his fan on the table, looked at him and said, "You guys are all old traditions, old homework, talking about learning and singing, and when we come to Jiuzi As for subjects, in addition to inheriting these traditions, we also have to carry forward and innovate, so we have our own new four subjects."

"What?" Zhang Yunlei nodded in agreement.

"Bounce and bounce." Ling Jiuye said very seriously.

"...What the hell?" Zhang Yunlei looked at him blankly, "Say it again?"

"Bounce and bounce," Ling Jiuye repeated.

"Hey... don't tell me, I haven't heard of it. What kind of new four subjects are these? It sounds so beating," Zhang Yunlei also picked up his fan

Son, hold it in your hand.

Seeing that he was holding the fan, Ling Jiuye hid to the side, and the audience below laughed sparsely, and someone started to shout——

"Don't be shy!"

Ling Jiuye ignored him and continued to work, "It doesn't matter if you haven't heard of it, I will explain it to you," and then looked at the audience, "We have special skills in Jiuzike, everyone knows it, you know my brother, Zhou Jiuliang, Mr. Zhou?"

"Ah," Zhang Yunlei looked at him with folded arms.

"My senior brother, Zhou Jiuliang, Zhang Jiunan, these are the nine characters who have carried forward the knowledge of the word, and the audience, who doesn't know, so our new homework, "," Ling Jiuye gave a thumbs up, "I Gotta learn."

"Oh...you, you're funny, you're the audience, so you're a mate," Zhang Yunlei expressed his understanding, "then next one, play."

"Squeeze!!!" Someone in the audience suddenly shouted.

"By the way, the audience didn't like it when you saw it, so they just skipped over to you, right?" Ling Jiuye put down his fan and rubbed his hands, looking at his hair, "The next new homework is our Jiuzi subject. What I'm best at is hustling."

"Try," Zhang Yunlei pointed at him with a fan, "If you touch a hair of mine today, I'll kill you!"

Ling Jiuye looked at him with a smothered smile, as if he was about to strike, he pointed his fan at himself, the two of them were in a stalemate for a long time, and the female fans below started shouting, "Don't squeeze him, don't squeeze him, he's fragile! "

"...you are all his fake fans!" Zhang Yunlei burst out laughing, pointing his head down, "These are all here to see me, today is my birthday special?"

"Okay, let's do it again in August," Ling Jiuye twitched his lips.

When Zhang Yunlei heard this, he turned around and pushed him, the two laughed at each other, and he could only mouth two words, 'annoying'!

This guy who was killed immediately brought up the fact that he was injured in the first place. This is because his heart is still simmering, so he can only secretly pick up Ling Jiuye.

"It's okay, if you fall again this time, I'll pick you up directly, which happens to be what our Jiuzike is best at," Ling Jiuye shrugged, "If it doesn't work, I'll call Wang Jiulong, and we will pick it up together. "

"You've all been spoiled by him, I'll tell you!" Zhang Yunlei's brain hurts when he thinks about it, and his heart hurts Zhang Jiuling faintly, "If you dare to squeeze, I will dare to touch Ci'er."

"I can afford it," Ling Jiuye said indifferently.

The fans started shouting, everyone knows that Ling Jiuye is the rich second generation, who drives a Maserati to work just like Qin Xiaoxian, so laugh out loud

The.

"Okay, okay, you are amazing, who made you rich second generation, I have no money, and I have never learned this new lesson, I admit it, okay?" Zhang Yunlei quickly surrendered, he is a character today, he is a joke , but you have to confess yourself, "Halfway through the new four homework, what is the next thing to play, playing the piano?"

"Does it make sense to play the piano?" Ling Jiuye glanced at him, "Play, for example, play the sanxian, play the guitar, these are all innovations, you have to learn, and you have to pay us to sing songs now Will my brother accompany you?"

"Brother Bao, you changed everyone's surname!" Zhang Yunlei said helplessly, "Then what are you dancing for? I know, you are trying to imitate me in order to be popular!"

"I can't come! I can't come! We won't jump off the bridge!" Ling Jiuye quickly waved his hands, "Good guy, you went to cross the catastrophe and ascended, and I went directly to cremation on my birthday?"

Zhang Yunlei turned his face and smiled, a little unhappy, he shouldn't just hang up on himself so casually just now, it sounds unlucky, although there is no seriousness on the stage, but he still doesn't want to hear him mention his birthday like this, so he quickly covered it, "Then why are you dancing!"

"Dancing, what else can I dance?" Ling Jiuye saw that he was not happy, and cooperated with him, and stopped talking nonsense, "Jiuzike Dance King understand."

"Come one! Come one!!" The female fans shouted impatiently.

"Don't worry, huh?" Ling Jiuye smiled with his head down, suppressing their shouts, "We have four new homework in Jiuzi Ke, bouncing and bouncing,

Is it different from yours? "

"Don't say it, it's really different," Zhang Yunlei nodded, "I don't object to this innovation, but I can't forget my work. Talking, learning and singing are all our traditional arts. Everyone is a guy who eats. You can't lose it, what are you guys, I can learn it if I want to, our old four subjects, it's not something you can learn if you want to, and you can learn it well."

"That can't be done. Our new generation must also have the style of the new generation. If you learn to sing and sing, we also learn, and we learn it very well," Ling Jiuye didn't care.

"Okay, you said that you are good at studying, then I will test you again, what is the singing in our cross talk?" Zhang Yunlei put one hand behind his back, with a serious expression.

"It's my job to sing, who doesn't know about it, the lyrics of Taiping," Ling Jiuye replied casually.

"Okay, then let me ask you, who did you learn the Taiping lyrics from?" Zhang Yunlei was very proud.

"..." Ling Jiuye was silent for a moment, and the audience laughed.

His fans all know that Zhang Yunlei taught Ling Jiuye's Taiping lyrics by hand, and this was intentional.

"My Taiping lyrics," Ling Jiuye glanced at him, thought about it, and blurted out, "Zhang Fuguier taught it."

Zhang Yunlei only felt that the next sentence was stuck in his throat!

What the hell is Zhang Fuguier! ! !

The author has something to say: cross talk is too difficult to write

I am too difficult QAQ

make do with it

Let's ride an alpaca hahaha~

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