[Comprehensive] Forced to Mary Sue

Although driving a little sheep in the neon-flashing Edo city, letting the wind blow the hair on the sideburns and the skirt of the cheongsam, this scene has a vicissitudes of life and a handsome feeling.But I never thought that this rare non-combat mission would end in failure. I drove Ms. Angle's little sheep lost in the criss-crossing city streets of Edo, and delivered the goods, but forgot Get your money back.

... No, I think that Lake Toya simply fell into the black hole of the universe.

This made me rush back to the Oedo TV Broadcasting Company. In addition to feeling the unwillingness of the stomach and intestines, there was also a feeling of guilt entangled in my mind.Ms. Angel, who was unable to go home because the only means of transportation, the little sheep, was driven away by me, was still waiting for me at the gate of the company. When she saw me, the light of hope burst out in her eyes, and she rushed to the In front of me, he grabbed my hand and asked me, "Where's the payment?"

I didn't know how to respond to her hopeful eyes.

Ms. Angor's expression froze for a while, and the hurricane was blowing towards me again: "Do you really don't want to do it anymore!"

After she finished training me, she snatched her little sheep angrily. When I was about to step on the little sheep, I reached out and grabbed the corner of her yellow coat.She turned her head and looked at me extremely impatiently: "It's too late to admit my mistake now, I won't accept your apology!"

I rubbed my stomach, and timidly appealed to her the deepest longing in my heart: "I'm hungry..."

In the end, Ms. Angel, who waited for me at the company until midnight, watched me kill three buckets of freshly steamed hot rice, and her face, which belonged to poultry, showed an expression similar to crying without tears: " I don't even know if it's right or wrong to hire you."

After this incident, I realized Ms. Angell’s characteristic of being a bird with a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. In order not to continue to confuse her, I bought a map of Edo Castle at the bookstore that sold "JUMP" and stayed up all night. Memorize the names and locations of the streets and alleys in Edo by heart, and strive to be a qualified courier.

Ms. Angel and Mr. Niro expressed their satisfaction at my sudden progress. Ms. Angel even lent me her baby mount to improve my work efficiency. Every road and every landmark in the city is well known.

I was wearing an old-fashioned gold-red cheongsam, holding a huge umbrella in one hand, and holding the bridle of a little pink sheep in the other hand. The back seat of the car was tied with tall goods. A common sight for city dwellers.There will even be customers who have called and ordered products before standing at the gate waiting to greet the legendary "courier wearing a cheongsam and riding a pink sheep to deliver goods to the door", saying that as long as they hear the wheels of the little sheep running over the ground, The sound feels happy.

And during this time, I have delivered rice cookers, air conditioners, and refrigerators, and that little sheep has carried packages of various sizes.However, one of Oedo TV Broadcasting Company's main products, GALGAME "Fate/Staynight", has not sold a single piece. In Ms. Angel's words, these people with dirty hearts will only buy them secretly in disguise, and TV shopping that exposes the address and name will not be selected.

After the game discs piled up for a few days, one day someone finally got through the order hotline and ordered a deluxe version of "FSN", and asked me to deliver it.And after I took the note with the address on it, I felt a serious sense of fate.

Shinsengumi, Hijikata Toshiro.

Ms. Angel shook her head when she handed me the game disk and address: "I didn't expect Mr. Hijikata to be such a filthy person."

As a special police force directly under the shogunate responsible for the security of Edo Castle, the Shinsengumi is located in the center of Edo Castle, and its members are well-known among the common people in Edo Castle. He is called the "deputy leader of the ghost" because of his facial expression and high-pitched voice, and severely punishes criminals. Everyone really did not expect that such a person also has an extremely filthy adult heart.

I sighed and said, "After all, I'm an adult, and I have needs."

I solemnly put the game disk with a very serious cover but extremely filthy content in the basket of the car, and I rode a little pink sheep on the streets of Edo Castle.It was the hottest time at three o'clock in the afternoon. Through the huge umbrella above my head, I also felt the sun penetrate through the tiny gaps in the umbrella surface and sun on my skin. Even the wind brought by the bicycle was hot. of.

I felt that I would die of suffocation if I continued like this. I looked at the street and saw a cold drink shop not far ahead with the sign of "built-in air conditioner". I immediately stopped the little sheep and was about to enter the shop. Suddenly there was a "bang" not far away, and I turned my head to look, and saw a residential house across the street that seemed to have exploded.

The surrounding scenery was distorted by the heat wave caused by the explosion. I raised my hand to wipe the sweat on my forehead, and then saw two people in cloaks jumping out from the explosion. Their speed was extremely fast, almost in an instant. They rushed to me, and one of them grabbed my umbrella handle with one hand. I just felt that my hand was empty, and that person snatched my umbrella away.

The scorching sun burned my whole body in an instant, and I kicked that person reflexively. The person blocked my foot with the umbrella in his hand, and let out a "Hey", and my next fist was already hard. Hit him in the face.

I pulled his collar with one hand, took the umbrella out of his hand with the other, and when I propped it on top of my head, the scorching heat that almost made me burn finally eased. I breathed a sigh of relief, and then saw several people emerge from the explosion Running over, it was the three people from Master House and a group of men in black uniforms.

Shimura Shinpachi, a boy with glasses, saw me holding an umbrella in one hand and carrying a person in the other. His eyes almost popped out of their sockets. He yelled, "Isn't this Kagura's sister?"

The silver natural volume Sakata Gintoki picked his nostrils leisurely and said, "Sure enough, the only ones who can easily catch the Yatus are the Yatus." After finishing speaking, he rubbed Kagura hair, "You still need to work harder, little Kagura."

Kagura looked straight at me, and took a step closer to me. I silently took a step back, keeping a certain distance from her, and then shook the person in my hand: "Are you catching him?"

A young man with a cigarette in his mouth came out of the group wearing a black uniform. He looked at the unconscious man in my hand and said, "Ah, thank you very much. What's your name, please?"

"No thanks, it's just a little effort. It would be great if you can pay some rewards." I said flatly, "Please send the rewards to Shibanjie Shenjin." After I finished speaking, the group of black uniforms The young man's face became very subtle, as if he wanted to mock my name to some extent, but the politeness towards the ladies forced them to hold back their laughter, so the expression on their faces was very distorted.

But the man with the cigarette in his mouth nodded and said, "The Shinsengumi must be grateful." After speaking, he pointed to the person in my hand, "He seems to be dying from the sun."

It was only later that I realized that the person I just punched down was a member of the Night Rabbit tribe. He seemed to be fighting with the people from the Master House and the Shinsengumi before. After he escaped in embarrassment, he was going to grab my umbrella, but he I forgot, for those who hold umbrellas on a sunny day, it is estimated that two out of three people are night rabbits, so he is unlucky.

I handed this unlucky night rabbit to the Shinsengumi, and then asked the man with the cigarette in his mouth, "Are you Mr. Hijikata Shiro, the vice-chairman of the Shinsengumi?"

He nodded: "Exactly."

I said: "Oh, that's right. I'm from the Oedo TV Broadcasting Corporation. Here is your 18X game "Fate/Staynight" being delivered. Since I have met you here, it would be great."

As soon as I finished speaking, the youths of the Shinsengumi, who were about to go back to torture the Yatu tribe, fell into a strange silence, and then Shimura Shinpachi yelled in disbelief: "Mr. Hijikata! You also play 18X game!"

Everyone in the Shinsengumi stared at Toshiro Hijikata with wide-eyed eyes, but they didn't dare to yell if they wanted to, but Gintoki Sakata couldn't help laughing, and patted Hijikata on the shoulder while laughing: "Hahahahaha I didn't expect you This mayonnaise star actually has other hobbies, it’s okay, Ah Yin won’t laugh at your little secret.” He touched his chin, nodded, and pretended to be deep and said, “After all, everyone is an adult. Sometimes loneliness will come out from the pores, which is something that can’t be helped.”

Hijikata's face was ashen, and he almost bit the filter of the cigarette into pieces. He turned his head and roared at the group of Shinsengumi youths: "Where is that guy, Sougo! It must be his fault!"

I don't bother to pay attention to the internal struggle of the Shinsengumi. Anyway, they have already dialed the order hotline, and my task is to deliver the goods and collect the payment. Since the orderer is here, it is always right to ask him to get the money, anyway As the deputy chief of the police force of the shogunate to maintain law and order among the people, Hijikata must not renege on his debt.

"Since you have met Mr. Hijikata, please sign for it." I said this, and then I was going to get the game disc in the basket of Little Sheep's car, but when I turned around, I saw the street full of sunshine. People walked by slowly, except for the little pink sheep.

My body stiffened for a moment.

"That..." Shimura Shinpachi's voice sounded weakly behind me, "Two people from the Yetu clan escaped before, and one was caught by you, Miss Shenjin, and the other ran away on your car It's..."

I:"……"