[Comprehensive] Forced to Mary Sue

Eleven bowls of tonkotsu ramen can't fill the black hole-like stomach of the night rabbits for a long time. I just went to the toilet once, and I felt empty in my abdomen. The hunger made me open the toilet door At that moment, there was almost an urge to chew up the door and swallow it.

If I can, I really want to do an organ transplant operation and replace all the organs in this body's digestive system.

I was lying weakly on the bed, and I was about to use the big killer to alleviate the pain of hunger during the weight loss period-sleep, but suddenly there was an electronic bell ringing in my ear, I looked towards the place where the ringing sounded, and the one beside the pillow The green signal light of the old mobile phone on the mobile phone is constantly blinking.

I picked up the mobile phone, pulled out the antenna, put it to my ear and mumbled, "Hello?"

Then, there was a rapid and sharp hen "clucking" sound from the old mobile phone, which bombarded my eardrums. I froze, moved the mobile phone away from my ear, and looked at the phone It's an old machine, it's really a big brother, it's true that it can only make calls, it's true that it can't play music.

It must be someone's hen who took the phone as an egg and put it in its own chicken coop, and then dialed my number by mistake.I hung up the phone, threw my phone aside, and buried my head in the pillow.

But before I fell asleep, the death-like bell rang again, which made my brain ache. I reached out and groped on the tatami for a while, before I found the crying big brother and handed it to my ear. Before the word "Hello" came out, I heard a sharp female voice from inside: "Shenjin, you actually hung up on me! If you don't come to work, you don't want to do it! If you don't want to do it, pack up and get out!"

My mind went blank for two seconds, and I jumped out of bed as soon as I realized what the woman on the phone was yelling: "I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it! Whether it's hatching or stealing I can do anything!"

The woman who was roaring was silent for a few seconds, and then said quietly: "Shenjin, have you become a nerve?"

I:"……"

According to the instructions of the woman on the phone, I walked around the complicated and chaotic streets of Edo with an umbrella. During this period, I got lost countless times and took two hours. I finally came to the "Oedo Broadcasting and Television Company" that Ms. Angel said.Although the name is very impressive, the location of the company is unusually remote, almost in the outskirts of Edo City, and the office is only a small three-story building with a small signboard hanging on the roof, which is not yet my home. The signboard of the pachinko shop on the opposite side is conspicuous.

However, in Edo, where the ban on knives has been promulgated, all samurai have lost their survival. Except for the army of the shogunate, other wandering samurai organizations are illegal and suppressed by all aspects of the shogunate. Over the years, they have become accustomed to In exchange for rewards for completing tasks with my own strength, I can do nothing but be a mafia thug. I am already very satisfied with such a job where I can earn a meager salary to fill my stomach.

Although I'm curious about what I can do at Oedo Broadcasting Corporation.

Standing in front of the gate on the first floor was a woman in a yellow coat. The long fur collar on the coat almost covered her entire face. She kept raising her hand to look at her watch, as if a little anxious.I walked up to her slowly, thought about it, and asked her: "Excuse me, are you Ms. Angel?"

"Shenjin, do you know how long you've been late!" She turned her face and snarled at me, I stood up straight to accept the baptism of the hurricane in her mouth, and then saw a piece of fluffy yellow fur collar A face belonging to birds.

...well, celestial beings.

It is estimated that the call I hung up before was because she hadn't had time to change the language in her anger, so that I could only hear the chicken crowing in the receiver.

Ms. Angor didn't talk about me for a long time. After I showed her a healing smile, she exhaled a dirty breath and said, "Let's take this as an example, you know!"

I bowed deeply to her: "Don't worry! I will definitely go to work on time in the future!"

When Ms. Angle led me to a small studio and gave me a black microphone, I realized that my current career might be a presenter.It's been a long time since I've had such a peaceful and harmless career as a star referee in the Sky Arena. Although the microphone is not studded with shiny diamonds, it still makes me feel quite a bit.

I was holding the bare microphone in my hand, and when I had mixed feelings, a man in a dark suit with a crocodile head walked slowly past the busy staff in the studio, walked up to me, and nodded slightly to me: "You good."

I stared at his crocodile head, and couldn't figure out why this program invited a crocodile star to come over, so I nodded to him in a daze.

On the other side, Ms. Angel handed a samurai wooden sword to my other hand.

I looked at the wooden knife in my hand, and then at Mr. Crocodile in front of me. Combining the two together, I seemed to understand the theme of this program.

...The girl and the crocodile, the wooden knife and the fang, the conflict between man and nature!Probably a survival show.

Sure enough, it was too simple for me who thought this profession was too peaceful and harmless.

Thinking of the desperate fight with the crocodile on the opposite side, the hunger in the stomach miraculously disappeared, the blood in the whole body seemed to be warming up, every inch of skin was trembling and clamoring, looking forward to the next fist-to-flesh fight.With a "whoosh", I pulled the gun out of the sheath, and pointed the blade straight at the human-shaped crocodile: "Come on, crocodile! Today I will kill you until you are turned into a purse!"

The crocodile blinked and looked at me. I couldn't tell his expression from his face, but I always felt that the pair of golden vertical pupils that belonged to cold-blooded animals that should have represented danger carried a hint of grievance and bewilderment.

Just as I was wondering, Ms. Angel's sharp roar came from behind me: "Shenjin! That's Mr. Nero, the most famous male anchor in Oedo. I specially invited you to partner with me for the success of this TV commercial. You Pointing at someone with a wooden knife is crazy!"

I:"……"

Well, it turned out to be just a TV commercial.

I bowed and apologized to "the most famous male anchor in Oedo" Mr. Nero with a smile. Mr. Nero hurriedly waved his hands, claiming that it was okay, then coughed and said, "Then let's start." .”

The Oedo Broadcasting and Television Company seems to have contracted the TV commercials for the entire Edo Castle.

I partnered with Mr. Nero, and sold the latest handheld GALGEME game from rice cookers. Mr. Nero is worthy of being "the most famous male anchor in Oedo". Although he has a crocodile head on his head, his voice is unusually low and full of magnetism. When introducing the adult storyline of the GALGAME game, there was even a pinch/soul ending: "The Saber here lowered her head and asked you, 'Excuse me, are you my Master', so would you like to be the Master of this beautiful girl? ?” He turned his head sideways, his golden vertical pupils carried a bit of unexplained charm.

... Such a magical way of opening caught me off guard, so I had to hand him the items that were put aside every time he introduced a product.

……

"The next thing is the best-selling product in our company's history. It allows every former samurai gentleman who feels lost in Edo to relive his old dreams, and makes every kendo student who is full of longing for samurai realize his dream. No Wrong, that's it!" Mr. Nero said impassionedly, and stretched out his hand to me, I looked around, it seemed that except for the wooden knife in my hand, other products had been introduced, so I put the wooden knife in my hand The wooden knife was stuffed into Mr. Nero's hand.

Mr. Nero took the wooden knife, raised it over his head, and said loudly: "It's a wooden knife! This wooden knife has been selling well in Edo for three consecutive years, and the original price of the wooden knife is only 99. , That's right, [-]! When the program is broadcast, call us to order wooden knives in advance, and we will also give away a latex scabbard with an original price of [-] to protect the sharp blade of the wooden knives in all directions. Action is worse than action, call and order now! "

I was stunned while watching Mr. Nero advertise the wooden knife, and felt that it seemed to be a different-dimensional space that I could no longer penetrate into. At this time, I heard someone shouting "Shenjin" from behind, and turned around. Ms. Angle, who was standing next to the cameraman, hung up the phone and waved to me.

I saw that Mr. Nero's advertisement had also come to an end, so I ran to Ms. Angell.

Ms. Angle stuffed a Lake Toya wooden knife into my hand along with a note with a string of addresses copied on it, and said, "I just received a call that someone ordered a wooden knife, and you can deliver the wooden knife to the customer now. "

I stared blankly at the floating wooden knife and paper in my hand, and felt as if I knew my real occupation.

Not the host of the show, nor the assistant of the male anchor, but the courier of the TV shopping.

...It seems that it is indeed quite peaceful and harmless.

I was holding the wooden knife and the note, and when I was about to leave, Ms. Angel gave me a key: "The customer said that this item is urgently needed, and my car is parked at the gate of the company. You can use it first."

……Oh.

So I took the key and found a little pink sheep at the gate of the Oedo TV Broadcasting Company.

Stepping on the little sheep, I took out the note with the customer's address on it. Ms. Angel's handwriting on the earth was not very good, and it was a little crooked. I stared at it for a long time before I realized that it was written " Kabukicho Toshi Bar [-]nd Floor Master House".

I took out the wooden knife and observed it carefully, and sure enough, I saw the words "Lake Toya" on the handle.

I sighed, put Lake Toya back into the basket of Little Sheep's car, took out the helmet and put it on my head, stepped on the accelerator of Little Sheep, and rushed out of the yard of Oedo TV Broadcasting Company.

Cycling on the streets of Edo Castle, the wind brought by the excessive speed blew the corners of my cheongsam, and I felt a bit of coolness.The surrounding buildings receded quickly on both sides, and the road stretching forward seemed to become a straight and stiff line.

I don't know where Kabukicho is, so I can only turn left and right along the signs along the road. By the time I park the little sheep in front of Dengshi Bar, another two hours have passed, and night has enveloped the city , Kabukicho lit up various signs, and the flashing neon lights engulfed the laughter of men and women to stimulate people's vision and hearing, and the bustling night of Edo Castle gradually woke up.

I took off my helmet, jumped off the little sheep, took out Lake Toya from the basket, walked up the stairs on the second floor of the Dengshi Bar, and came to the door of the Master House. When I was about to knock on the door, I heard a voice from inside There was a heated argument.

"It's all your Kagura! If you hadn't made trouble, Lake Toya would never have been broken!" A young man roared hoarsely.

As soon as the boy finished speaking, an immature girl's voice responded back: "But I have already called and ordered a wooden knife to give to Ah Yin!"

"But where did you get the money!" The young man seemed to be on the verge of collapse, "We don't have money to buy wooden knives at all!"

……

I:"……"

It turned out that this was a deal that was doomed to get no money. I sighed in disappointment, and was about to turn around and go downstairs when I heard the girl inside the room yelling: "Someone is eavesdropping on Alu! It must be today." The group of people who wanted to fight with us!"

The next moment, I heard the sound of the door being slammed open, and a strong wind behind me blew my hair. I turned my head slightly, and held the fist that was coming towards me with one hand.But just this fight, I felt the blood in my whole body gradually warming up, almost boiling, and I was not allowed to think, my body turned around suddenly as if I was conscious, and the fist holding Lake Toya was accumulating strength , and waved towards the girl behind him.

The girl held one hand tightly by me, she could only stretch out her arm to block my attack, but after seeing my face clearly, her blue eyes slightly widened, and she murmured a few words: "Elder sister? "

Her name flashed in my mind, I wanted to stop the attack, but I couldn't control the fighting spirit that was gradually burning in my body, the scream of the boy wearing glasses almost pierced my eardrum, but I I just felt a trance in my head, and I was about to punch her in the chest, when a silver figure suddenly jumped out from behind, and the next moment my wrist hurt, the strength of the fist I drew gradually loosened, and the lake Toya that was tightly held in my hand It also fell to the ground with a hoarse crash.

The surroundings seemed to be quiet for a few seconds, and then the boy with eyes almost choked up and shouted: "A Yin!"

I let go of the girl, and was about to bend down to pick up the Toya Lake that fell on the ground, but someone picked it up before me. Lake skillfully inserted in the waist.

"Oh, oh, is it possible that someone came to steal Toya Lake when I was away? This is not acceptable. This is a gift from the Toya Lake Immortal." A lazy voice sounded above my head, and I straightened my waist , saw the familiar silver young man with natural curly hair, his eyes were slightly surprised when he saw me, and then he said, "Isn't this the lady who robbed me of the pachinko machine with Ah Yin? Ah Yin’s Toya Lake, this is not good, even though you bought the latest issue of "JUMP", Ah Yin still can’t forgive you, but if you are willing to lend me "JUMP", I will consider it I forgive you now."

I listened to him rambling on for a long time, and finally had to interrupt him: "I'm sorry, the Toya Lake on your waist is just sent by me, and your own is from this little girl. As said, it has been broken. Please pay cash to buy this Lake Toya, the total is 99 yen, if you do not have enough cash to pay, please return the item.”

His expression was slightly stiff, then the corners of his lips curled up into a smile, he rubbed his hair and walked into the room with a smile: "Ah, the weather is so nice today, Ah Yin, I won a lot of money playing pachinko, So it really is a dream, right, ha, ha ha ha..."

The boy with eyes looked at him, then at me, stepped forward and grabbed the orange-haired girl standing in front of me: "Kagura, let's go back."

The girl stared straight at me, with firmness in her blue eyes: "You are a god, you stupid sister."

When she said this, it reminded me of another person who also called me "stupid sister". I think I have been a sister to many people, but there was never a scene where I could truly realize the love between sister and brother to the end.

Barely suppressing the urge to fight because of being close to her, I reached out and stroked her hair: "I'm not an idiot, Kagura."

After finishing speaking, I jumped off the railing on the second floor and stepped on the little pink sheep very quickly. The roar of the motor was covered by the noisy singing and dancing in Kabukicho at night. The bustling neon lights were left behind, and the blood that belonged to the warlike Yetu who was boiling all over his body gradually returned to calm.

Because of the fight with Kagura, I thought that the night rabbit tribe, known as the strongest in the universe, has a traditional custom passed down from generation to generation: killing relatives.In the Yetu world where the strong are respected, there is nothing more exciting than an evenly matched opponent, and the only ones who can compete with the Yetu tribe are other Yetu tribe members.

Could it be that the real power of Yetu is blood relatives fighting each other, siblings fighting each other...