[Comprehensive] Today's Yokohama is also very flat!

"Odasaku, give the phone to Heng."

A laughing voice came from the microphone.

"I don't want to take it."

Yoko put his hands behind his back, sternly, and took a step back in resistance.

"There is no other way." Odasaku seemed to have noticed something, paused for a moment, and said to the person on the other side of the phone: "Ah Heng doesn't really want to answer it."

"Is it~"

The boy on the opposite side drew a long voice, faintly threatening: "Yesterday's rose—"

Yoko snatched the phone with his hands, and roared ferociously, "What's the matter!"

"It's serious, I need Aheng's help." Dazai accepted it when he saw it, and said in a quiet report tone, "I'm being detained in Hakata."

Yoko was stunned for a moment, then smiled "puh".

"Isn't it you, the wish of the little boy has really come true?"

"The person who detained me was not the Sumiyoshi group."

Dazai's voice over there sank slightly, with a little more scrutiny: "Baseball cap, dreadlocks, fashion brand, always carrying a bat in his hand. Does Ah Heng know such a person?"

Bodo? !

What is she going to do?

Yoko was dumb, and the gloating smile froze on his face.

As soon as the other side fell silent, Dazai understood in seconds.

"It seems that Ah Heng really knows her."

Yoko frowned: "She didn't do anything to you, did she?"

"That's not true. The other party just took me as a hostage and asked you to come in person."

Dazai changed the subject, and there was a bit of complaint and grievance in his voice:

"I could go back to Yokohama safely, but the Sumiyoshi group couldn't stop me. Now I'm being detained in Hakata, and Yoko will bear most of the responsibility."

"Don't blame me, blame the person who detained you."

Dazai chuckled, and said slowly, "Ah Heng, yesterday's rose—"

"I'll go, I'll go!" Yoko interrupted Dazai abruptly: "Bo... Who is by your side? Ask her to answer the phone."

——Bo?

Dazai remained calm, and handed the phone to the baseball cap girl in front of him.

"Hey, why are you tying that mackerel?!"

Yoko's furious voice came faintly from the other end of the phone.

"Oh, you care about this person so much?"

Bodo tapped the handle of the bat lightly with his manicure-painted fingers, and said in a casual tone, "Then you don't mind coming over to pick him up yourself?"

"What exactly do you want to do?"

Bodo said quietly: "It's nothing, I just want to fight with you."

When Yoko heard such irresponsible words, he couldn't help but get angry: "Go to your arena to fight with you? How many dishes and drink like this?"

"You have to come if you don't want to." Hakata crossed his legs and glanced at Dazai.Seeing that innocently smiling face, she said angrily: "These Yokohama people came to my territory to cause trouble, and I spared his life and didn't even beat him, isn't that enough sincerity? "

She sneered, and said word by word: "Do you really think I dare not tear up the ticket?"

Yoko had a bad feeling: "What... did he do?"

"Turned up the Sumiyoshi group, picked the Huajiuhui, messed up the Fukuoka general election, knocked out my favorite successor mayor, and finally wanted to poach someone here. Do you think I should kill him?"

Yoko: "..."

She instantly felt like eating red bean and rice cake soup during Chinese New Year, but the rice cake got stuck in her throat.

Osamu Dazai, are you strong enough?

Yokohama is not enough for you to play, go to other people's venues to wreak havoc, right?

You just spread your wings on the verge of death and see if I can save you!

Yoko took a deep breath: "You tell that guy for me, he is a mature mackerel, he can scrape the scales and guts for frying, remember to put more chili."

After he finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

Odasaku took the phone in doubt, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Dazai did some big things in Hakata, but was caught by the hard stubble."

Yoko was unusually calm, pinching his chin and thinking: "His actions must have been ordered by Mori Ogai. Now that the car has overturned, he wants to use me as a thug. It's a good idea. It's just—"

Yoko pursed his lips and frowned.

She found Bodo's attitude a bit strange.

Odasaku repeated: "Just?"

"Well, nothing." Yoko shook his head and smiled at him.

The relationship between Yokohama and Hakata has always been bad. This is a problem left over from history, but the reason for the outbreak is very nonsensical-it is because of ramen.

There are four types of authentic Japanese ramen: Yokohama ramen, Hakata ramen, Sapporo ramen and Kitakata ramen.Among them, Yokohama ramen has the longest history, and there is even a ramen museum in Yokohama.

Hakata was not very convinced, and even blatantly said to Yokohama: "You have a ramen museum, and I have 'Hakata tonkotsu ramen' here."

Later, Yoko made a special search and found that the so-called ramen was an amateur baseball team formed by a group of killers.

Of course, the ramen war can only be regarded as a fuse for the time being, and there are still many small frictions between the two cities.

Conflicts never arise because of a small matter, but the superposition of countless small things.

But the reasons are very naive, and other cities—especially Tokyo—are too lazy to mediate.

Contradictions are contradictions. In Yoko's view, Hakata is not a city that likes to take advantage of fights.If she wants to fight, she will have a sense of ritual, notary and referee are indispensable, two wins in three games, and the location must be chosen in another city (usually the unlucky Fuyuki).

"So what does she mean by leading me over?"

Yoko was puzzled, when the phone rang suddenly, she saw that it was Dazai, and answered helplessly: "Even if you mention roses, it's not easy, if you don't go, you don't go. Are you gangsters going to catch me?" A sheep wool?"

"dad."

Dazai said suddenly.

Yoko was dumbfounded.

"You...what do you call me?"

"Didn't Ah Heng always say 'the relationship between father and son is irreversible'?"

Dazai's tone was calm and gentle, but Yoko always felt a cool breeze coming from the phone.

She was silent for a long time, and when she spoke again, she had mixed feelings: "Osamu Dazai, I have never found you so flexible."

"Does Heng want to know more about me?" Dazai's tone suddenly became extraordinarily cheerful: "Would you like to peel off my heart layer by layer?"

"...No, I'm afraid you are an onion, choking your nose."

"So, come?"

Yoko clenched his hand into a fist, put it in front of his lips, and coughed twice, with an uncontrollable complacency in his voice: "Since you've already called it that way, then...it's not impossible."

Dazai finally called her daddy!

Thank God thankfully, thank Bodo for fighting for her.

The official seal of the father-son relationship, anyway, she has already recorded, and in the future, there will be moths like roses, and they will directly open the door and play the recording.

Socialist father-son relationship, I don’t believe you dare to play with the next year, hum╭(╯^╰)╮

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Dazai hung up the phone, looked up at the cool girl in front of him, and said in the tone of making a deal on the negotiating table:

"Ah Heng agreed. Now, miss, should you tell me the truth about the 'book'?"

Bodo narrowed his eyes and raised his eyebrows maliciously: "We haven't made a contract yet, do you think I will keep my promise?"

A brief astonishment flashed in Dazai's eyes.

The information exchange between the Mafia has always abided by the principle of equivalence, because those who break the contract will end badly.

He hadn't seen such a rogue in a long time.

Bodo let out a disdainful "heh", turned around and left.

"If Miss doesn't say anything, I might as well make a guess."

Dazai said slowly: "'Aheng's 'book' is not complete, and you must have some in your hands."

"The members of your organization all have 'pages' that can change reality in their hands, but they have never used them. If you can bear to give up the immediate interests, the picture must be bigger."

Dazai's eyes were gloomy, the corners of his lips were clearly curled up, but there was no warmth in his faint smile.

"What are you planning to do dangerously? Earth-shaking?"

The phrase "turning the world upside down" was just casual nonsense based on the fact that Yoko might be a god. Unexpectedly, as soon as the words fell, Dazai was strangled by Hakata.

"Do you really think that I will not kill you for the sake of that guy?"

Bodo bent down, stared at the young man with sinister eyes, and said every word: "Don't think that your existence is so important to her, even if I cut your neck now, she will fight with me at most."

"Boy, don't try to understand things that you can't touch at this level."

Dazai's eyes darkened.

The current him, can't touch...?

"If you kill me, you won't feel better."

He opened his lips and said softly, "Chain."

Bodo's pupils shrank, and his fingers tightened suddenly.

Dazai was completely out of breath, his brain was congested, and the feeling of dying from suffocation hit him, but he laughed out loud.

"The members of your organization are all code-named cities. There is Tokyo, I guess you should be Hakata, and if Yoko is... Yokohama, right? You are the gods in charge of the city?"

That's why Ah Heng adopted orphans, founded a charity school, and spared no effort to make that city better and better?

As if cold water had been poured on him, Bodo suddenly calmed down.

She let go.

"God?" Bodo sneered, "You show a little respect for the gods, don't you?"

After she was no longer irritated by Dazai, she pinched Dazai's chin with her fingers in a leisurely manner, and looked at him condescendingly: "You have such a weak and handsome face, no wonder that guy didn't come to save you. You are not the type she likes."

"Wow?" Dazai's eyes lit up, and he asked curiously, "Which type does Ah Heng like?"

Bodo recalled: "I remember it should be a muscular brother with a Barbie face."

After a pause, she said, "You are only suitable for your face."

The smile on the corner of Dazai's lips froze: "Are you joking?"

The Sakamoto whom Yoko had taken a fancy to before was not of this type either.

"If you don't have King Kong Barbie, if you lower your requirements a bit, you can do splits in the air."

Oh, and Sakamoto does do mid-air splits.

"boom--!!!"

The door was kicked open abruptly, dust flew up, and broken bricks rolled to Dazai's feet.

Yoko's energetic voice came from the smoke:

"Bring me back when I'm so big!"

Dazai couldn't laugh anymore.

"Look, she just hit you as a pawn."

Hakata looked at Dazai with pity, and grabbed a rope to tie his hands to the chair.

·

Yoko thinks Hakata is a thief.Before coming here, she thought about countless possibilities, and finally found that Bodo really only wanted to fight her!

"Is there something wrong with you, do you have the ability to fight me in Yokohama?"

Hakata blocked Yoko's sweeping legs, fought and retreated, and said, "You think I'm stupid?"

With a snap, Yoko stepped on something and sank his foot.

She looked down: Hey, isn't this the entrance to Hakata's ghost market?

"You... are you begging me to go to Bodo for nothing, just to let me step into the ghost market?"

Yoko asked Hakata in a daze.

She was about to pull out her foot, but found that it was stuck in the hole and she couldn't get it out.

At this time, a faint purple light lit up under her cloak, and a crystal fragment slowly floated out.

"Jade of the Four Souls?"

It's been in her pocket for so long, mixed with materials like pebbles and corals, that Yoko doesn't remember ever receiving such things.

She reached out to grab it, but the polluted four soul jade seemed to be guided by something, and automatically passed through the gate of the ghost city.

"Om-"

With a soft sound, a golden light suddenly brightened inside the door.

If someone looks down from above the earth at this time, they will find that the four cities in this country—Yokohama, Fuyuki, Hakone, and Hakata—form a regular quadrilateral.

As if the gods are holding a huge pen, the earth is the curtain, the mountains and rivers are the town, and the four points are connected to form a scroll.Numerous golden threads emerged from the edges, gradually spreading to the center, and finally formed an extremely complicated magic circle, and the eye of the circle was just under Yoko's feet.

"Bodo what are you doing?!"

Yoko pulled her foot out easily this time, and she jumped back two steps, but the eye with its own tracking function stuck tightly to her foot.

Yoko rubbed his eyes with the tip of his toes: "Stalking will not lead to good results, boy, don't be a stalker."

Seeing this situation, Bodo was also stunned.

"What the hell is going on? I just want to test if you can turn the door into a singularity when you walk through the ghost city. I have been fascinated by the big dog for a long time!"

"Called me all the way from Yokohama just for the dog? You idiot!"

Yoko glared: "What the hell is going on with this thing? Why does it always follow me!"

"Ah, Fuyuki, it must be Fuyuki!" Hakata tapped his palm: "Only she can create such a magic circle!"

Yoko had a headache, and Ikebukuro's warning sounded in her ears again - "Be careful with Fuyuki"

"Call her, immediately! I feel like I'm sinking!"

It's like stepping into a swamp, the more you struggle, the faster you sink. Just as Fuyuki got on the phone over there, Yoko was "submerged" from the chest down.

Suddenly someone ran over and hugged the girl.

"Dazai?"

Yoko felt that the current state of the two of them was really ugly, she was like a carrot that Dazai was pulling.

For some reason, she wasn't nervous at all, and even wanted to sing "Pull the Carrot".

"Hold my neck."

Dazai gritted his teeth, veins appeared on the back of his hands due to excessive force.

Yoko hesitated for a moment, then shook his head: "Let's forget it, in case I take you down too."

"Hold on."

Dazai's tone was slightly cold, but with a bit of undeniable toughness.

Yoko's fingertips trembled suddenly.

She opened her mouth, as if she wanted to say something, but in the end she sighed, lowered her eyes, and hugged Dazai back forcefully.

The young man laughed.

"If there is hell below, I will also yearn for it."

Yoko: "..."

How can she euphemistically express that she is not yearning?

"I'm sorry to interrupt your declaration of martyrdom."

Bodo came over with an apologetic face, and said: "I called, and she said that the magic circle was going to be tested before telling you, but since it has been triggered by accident, then... you can go with peace of mind. .”

"Are you kidding?!" Yoko stared back in disbelief: "Does she mean to leave it alone?"

"Yes." Bodo pressed his baseball cap, and slowly smiled at Yoko with eight teeth: "There is one more thing I want to say—"

“Hakata ramen is the best!!!”

She stepped Yoko into the hole with one foot, and Dazai also fell into it.

"Ah, it's much more comfortable this time."

Bodo clapped his hands, watching the light of the circle gradually fade away.

"I won, Hakata Ramen Saiko~"

·

On the side of the highway, there was a broken down car with the license plate starting with the word "Yokohama".

"hateful!"

Akutagawa slammed the car door, and said angrily, "Mr. Dazai is waiting to be rescued, how could he stop here!"

Standing at the same spot for a long time, no cars passed by; I called my Hong Kong and black colleagues for help, but either hung up or no one answered. The unpopular Akutagawa thought about it and decided to run to Hakata.

Akutagawa, like the wind, shuttles like crazy in the dense forest near the expressway.

"Mr. Dazai, I'll be there soon, just hold on ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

The author has something to say: Known: Dazai is called Yoko's father, Yoko is called Oda's father, Masaki is called Dazai's father, Masaki is called Mori grandpa, Masaki is called Oda's grandfather, Masaki is called other mafia uncles, Masaki The tree is called Yoko's mother, except for Oda Zuku, everyone else is called Yoko's father...

Request: Family composition in Yokohama

Solution: Your circle is really chaotic

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